Man fucked chimps for 4 million years...

[Jérôme Frenchise]

This may not be brand new, but I find it funny here and there.

from http://www.wanadoo.fr (translated from French, certainly after having been translated from English to French initially, ahem!...).

Long “interbreeding” between man and chimpanzee

Man's ancestors and chimpanzees would have crossed during millenia if not million years, before a final separation, much more recent than one thought, according to a study published online on Wednesday by [I]Nature.

According to this work, undertaken by American researchers under the direction of David Reich, from Medical Harvard School in Boston (Massachusetts), the two breeds initially separated 6,3 million years ago at most, and probably less than 5,4 million years ago, but that did not prevent them from carrying out exchanges of genes.

That, as scientists specify, is particularly perceptible in X chromosomes (female chromosomes)*, which similarities seem to reflect a long “de-hybridization” between the two breeds. The final “divorce” would have only occured in the end of a long period of “interbreeding” which perhaps lasted 4 million years.

“The study gave unexpected results as for the way in which we separated from our closest parents, chimpanzees. We noticed that the structure of the population which existed around the period of this speciation (appearance of new species) was different from any modern monkey population. Something very particular had to occur at this time”, David Rech summarizes in an official statement accompanying the scientific text.

The results question the statute of Hominides considered as man's oldest ancestors , such as the sahelanthrope (alias "Toumaï"), a man from 6 to 7 million years, Orrorin (known as “the ancestor of the millenium”) [...]

In addition, the complete sequencing of the genome of chimpanzees did not bring the discounted indications either . While accumulating a considerable amount of data, the collective work, which was published last year, confirmed what was already suspected: the two species are genetically identical to 99%, without making it possible to define in precise terms the specificity of man.**

The geneticists thus remained vague while noticing that the genetic differences between man and chimpanzees are sixty times less numerous than those that distinguish us from mice, and that between a human being and a chimpanzee this number is ten times as big as what distinguishes two individuals from our own species.

* Then women certainly got more involved in monkey sex, didn't they?

** In other words, scientists cannot precisely tell the difference between man and chimps...

[Ozzy Fudd]

Ya know What...... Now I'm really Scared:eek: :confused: :monekyl: :monkey: :monekyr: :sex: I'm gonna need Prozac now.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
Ya know What...... Now I'm really Scared:eek: :confused: :monekyl: :monkey: :monekyr: :sex: I'm gonna need Prozac now.

:D

[binnie]

That still happens in certain parts of France!

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by binnie
That still happens in certain parts of France!

That's right, but so what? Would you resist her? Be honest. :)

[binnie]

I'd give it my best shot!

[FORD]

Originally posted by binnie
That still happens in certain parts of France!

Also in Kennebunkport Maine, apparently..........

http://earthhopenetwork.net/bush%20art/bush_planet_chimp.jpg

[binnie]

I'll have nightmares now dude!

Fucking hell!

[Ally_Kat]

People are surprised by this? Hell, we have peeps who fuck sheep and dogs and horses. Now we know where they got it from. :-p

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
In other words, scientists cannot precisely tell the difference between man and chimps...


Well, I can...

What's yer old lady look like ??

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
People are surprised by this? Hell, we have peeps who fuck sheep and dogs and horses.

This is just more bullshit to try to explain evoloution...

[Ally_Kat]

why is it always an old lady. You think you guys would call your old ladies "hot mamma jammas" or something. Who wants to admit they have an old lady?

[ELVIS]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
why is it always an old lady.

Because that's what they quickly turn into ??

No...

I wouldn't call my old lady an old lady...

I was talking about Jérôme's old lady...


:D

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by ELVIS
This is just more bullshit to try to explain evoloution...

With all due respect please go and read a book or something...

Even the Catholic church accepted that evolution is a fact 30 years ago.

It's only a bone of contention in the US(of all places) because some people don't like to read too much.

I'm not even wearing my athiest hat here. Almost all christians outwith the US accept that evolution is an unquestionable scientific fact.

Cheers!

:gulp:

[ELVIS]

Theistic Evolution and the Creation-Evolution Controversy


by Jerry Bergman, Ph.D (http://www.icr.org/index.php?module=articles&action=view&ID=2701)


The most prestigious scientific association, The American Association for the Advancement of Science, in its official journal, define intelligent design as "the idea that a higher intelligence played a role in creating life on Earth"


In speaking to college audiences about the creation-evolution controversy, the most common response I have encountered is, "Why can we not accept both evolution and Christianity? Is it not reasonable to conclude that God used evolution as His method of creating?" This view, termed theistic evolution is held by many people, especially professors at Christian colleges who conclude that it is the solution to the creation-evolution controversy.

My response asks, is evolution, defined by scientists as the development by natural means of all life from one or more forms originally produced by abiogenesis, true? Only when we prove evolution do we need to concern ourselves with "harmonizing" evolutionism with theism. Evidence that this level of proof has not been achieved includes the long list of scientists and others who have abandoned Darwinism because they became convinced that the scientific evidence does not support it.

Nor have attempts to "harmonize" evolution with theism met with acceptance by leading scientists, science organizations, educators, or the courts. A Nature editorial concludes that the effort to demonstrate that "God's hand shap[ed] the course of evolution" (i.e., theistic evolution) "is bad news for researchers. . . . it also poses a threat to the very core of scientific reason" and must be actively opposed (Nature, 2005, p. 1053).

Creationism is ruled out in the article, as is theistic evolution. Only atheistic evolution (commonly called naturalism) is left, combined with the idea that religion and science are eternally "separate" domains of thought and never the twain shall meet. This common ploy effectively dismisses theism: naturalistic evolution is science (meaning fact), whereas all forms of creationism are religion (meaning "faith," conclusions not based on fact).

Nature then suggested that "religious scientists" take "the time to talk to students about how they personally reconcile their beliefs with their research" (Brumfiel, 2005, p. 1062). As discussed in the Nature feature article, one who tries this in a secular college could well end up in the same place as professor Crocker—and hundreds of others—who were either fired or barred from teaching about the question (Nature, 2005, p. 1064).

Teaching Theistic Evolution Considered Dangerous
The most prestigious scientific association, The American Association for the Advancement of Science, in its official journal, define intelligent design1 as "the idea that a higher intelligence played a role in creating life on Earth" (Bhattacharjee, 2005, p. 627). This theistic evolution view, Bhattacharjee con-cludes, "sends chills down the spines of most Kansas scientists and educators." He then argues that merely teaching about Intelligent Design in the schools "will make Kansas an undesirable location for high-tech companies, academics, and other knowledge-based workers." The reason is that University of Kansas biologist Steve Case, chairman of the Board's 26-member science standards writing committee, concludes we "need to turn K-12 education in Kansas into a powerhouse producer of science-literate students" and teaching "intelligent design would do the opposite" (2005, p. 627).

No evidence was cited to support the belief that teaching God had a "role in creating life" will produce "science-illiterate students" and cause high-tech industry to be less likely to move into Kansas, as the article claims. Research to determine if teaching that God had a "role in creating life" makes any difference whatsoever is clearly needed. Only then can we discuss this question intelligently.

The research completed so far indicates that the opposite is true (Bliss, 1978). More telling is the fact that the position the world's leading science journals and organizations claim is "a threat" and "sends chills down the spines of most Kansas scientists and educators" is held by close to 90 percent of all Americans (Nussbaum, 2005). In a recent survey of beliefs about origins, a 2005 CBS News/New York Times Poll of 885 persons found 55 percent of the general public were creationists, 32 percent were theistic evolutionists, and only 13 percent were orthodox Darwinists (the view that leading scientists and educators accept).

Even a high percent of educated persons accept creation and Intelligent Design views. Of 1,482 American physicians polled in 2005 by the Jewish Theological Seminary and HCD Research, 60% of Muslim, 63% of Protestant, 49% of Catholic, and 18% of Jewish doctors supported Creation or Intelligent Design (margin of error plus or minus three percentage points). It seems that, instead of the views of those who believe "a higher intelligence played a role in creating life on Earth" being a threat, the 13 percent (often those who control our educational system, our leading science journals, and science organizations) are actually a threat, at least to the academic freedom of the rest of us. Another example is

science and education minister Maria Van der Hoeven recently announced plans to stimulate an academic debate about "intelligent design" (ID)—the movement that believes only the existence of a creator can explain the aston-ishing complexity of the living world . . . (Enserink, 2005, p. 1394).

As a result of her suggestion for a dialogue, many prominent biologists openly "denounced Van der Hoeven," a Catholic, "for blurring the line between church and state." She also soon

faced a barrage of hostile questions in the House of Representatives of the Dutch Parliament, where she was compared to the Kansas school board members who want to introduce ID in the classroom. "Does she want to go back to the Dark Ages?" (Enserink, 2005, p. 1394).

This hostile response to the mere suggestion that we "stimulate an academic debate" about the view that "only the existence of a creator can explain the astonishing complexity of the living world" illustrates the level of opposition by educators and scientists to the views held by close to 90 percent of Americans. It turns out Van der Hoeven was influenced by "Cees Dekker, a renowned nanophysicist at Delft University of Technology who believes that the idea of design in nature is `almost inescapable'" (Enserink, 2005, p. 1394).

Over a decade ago, David Little, of the Department of Religion at the University of Virginia, opined:

There is in my opinion no more important subject regarding the relation of religion and public life in the contemporary world than the issue of religious and ideological discrimination and persecution (1990, p. 3).

The Van der Hoeven event eloquently illustrates this, as do the articles in Nature and Science discussed above. Furthermore, those who believe "God's hand shaped the course of evolution" also often end up with the same problems—or worse—than those that creationists typically experience. For example, when asked "why he does not provide a list of peer-reviewed articles by design theorists from the biological literature that support intelligent design" Dr. William Dembski answered that he wanted to "spare these authors the harassment they would receive" if he publicized their work because "critics of intelligent design regard it as their moral duty to keep biology free from intelligent design." Once "outed" design theorists are harassed and harangued and "hereafter, the first thing that an Internet search of their names reveals is their connection with intelligent design. Welcome to the inquisition" (Dembski, 2004, p. 305).

The theological implications of modern Darwinism result in much "squirming among scientists, who claim a high degree of rationality." To resolve this issue, some scientists

along with many liberal theologians, suggest that God set up the universe in the beginning and/or works through the laws of nature. This silly way of trying to have one's cake and eat it too. . . . is equivalent to the claim that science and religion are compatible if the religion is effectively indistinguishable from atheism (Provine, 1988, p. 10).

Provine concludes that a person who argues that Darwinism and theism are compatible is (1) an effective atheist, or (2) one who believes things demonstrably unscientific, or (3) asserts the existence of entities or processes for which no shred of evidence exists (Provine, 1988, p. 10).

Provine concludes the answer to the question, "Does an intellectually honest Christian evolutionist position" exist? is clearly no. Provine adds that he believes the only way to be a theistic evolutionist is to check your brains "at the church house door" (Provine, 1988, p. 10). This is clear in the outcry that resulted from Cardinal Schonborn's recent statement that "Evolution in the sense of common ancestry might be true . . . but evolution in the neo-Darwinian sense—an unguided, unplanned process of random variation and natural selection—is not" (quoted in Holden, 2005, p. 996). Holden notes that "it didn't take scientists long to react" to Schonborn's "attack" on Darwinism which "disturbed many scientists." The Vatican astronomer priest George Coyne "took it upon himself to rebut Schonborn" and defend the view that humans and all life is the result of an "unguided, unplanned process of random variation and natural selection" (Holden, 2005, p. 996). It is difficult to imagine a view that is more contrary to, not only Christianity, but theism of all types.

Conclusion

Theistic evolution is clearly not the solution to quieting the creation-evolution controversy for many reasons. One is because leading educators, scientists, and major science organizations are all hotly opposed to any and all worldviews that involve God, and this view now actually faces much more opposition than does creationism. The solution to the controversy is not to adopt a position that does justice to neither the science nor the Scriptures, but to advocate a position supported by the scientific data, and not science speculation based on naturalism.

References

Bhattacharjee, Yudhijit. 2005. "Kansas Gears Up for Another Battle Over Teaching Evolution." Science, 308:627.

Bliss, Richard. 1978. A Comparison of Two Approaches to the Teaching of Origins of Living Things to High School Students in Racine, Wisconsin. Ph.D. Thesis, University of Sarasota.

Brumfiel, Geoff. 2005. "Who has Designs on Your Students' Minds?" Nature, 434:1062-1065.

Dembski, William A. 2004. The Design Revolution: Answering the Toughest Questions about Intelligent Design. Downers Grove, IL: InterVarsity Press.

"Dealing with Design." Nature, 434:1053.

Enserink, Martin. 2005. "Is Holland Becoming the Kansas of Europe?" Science, 308:1394.

Holden, Constance. 2005. "Vatican Astronomer Rebuts Cardinal's Attack on Darwinism." Science, 309:996.

Little, David. 1990. "Religion and Public Life." First Things. March, page 3.

Nussbaum, Paul. 2005. "Can God and Evolution Coexist?" Philadelphia Inquirer, May 30.

Provine, William. 1988. "Scientists, Face It! Science and Religion are Incompatible." The Scientist, September 5, p. 10.

Footnote

1. Actually, advocates of intelligent design hold a wide variety of religious positions from creationism to theistic evolution to agnosticism. The focus of ID is limited to the search for evidence of intelligent design in the biological world. The Nature and Science articles quoted in this paper are not refering to ID, but theistic evolution.

* Jerry Bergman is on the Biology faculty at Northwest State College in Ohio.



:elvis:

[Seshmeister]

Yup as I said there are some other dumb Americans out there.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
With all due respect please go and read a book or something...

Even the Catholic church accepted that evolution is a fact 30 years ago.

It's only a bone of contention in the US(of all places) because some people don't like to read too much.

I'm not even wearing my athiest hat here. Almost all christians outwith the US accept that evolution is an unquestionable scientific fact.

Cheers!

:gulp:

I would say it has less to do with just being American and more with being an American Protestant of certain denominations.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by ELVIS
What's yer old lady look like ??

I've actually been on my own for a while, and as I'm slowly becoming harder to please than handsome, I have to content myself with what I still can afford - besides, I am almost as hairy as a Bonobo, maybe this is what makes me that attractive among them old she-ape ladies... :o


Originally posted by Ally_Kat
People are surprised by this? Hell, we have peeps who fuck sheep and dogs and horses. Now we know where they got it from. :-p

Certain farmers in the lost countryside even make cows - stepping up on a stool behind Daisy, and here they go... No kidding, some certified cases were revealed over the years... (Daisy must have thought "Moo? What's that slight tickling that I'm feeling now?") :D


Originally posted by ELVIS
This is just more bullshit to try to explain evolution...


Originally posted by Seshmeister
I'm not even wearing my athiest hat here. Almost all christians outwith the US accept that evolution is an unquestionable scientific fact.

I don't think it is all bullshit, but I don't take it as definitive scientific truth: all that sciences have proved so far has always been "true" till the day some other theory proved it wrong. And it isn't over. In a few centuries, if life is still possible in this place (but it's another topic), our descendants will surely mock both our scientific and religious theories. :)

Including this: :cool:

From http://williamcalvin.com

The Evolutionary Background

Apes last shared a common ancestor with the Old World Monkeys about 25 million years ago. Gibbons split off about 18 million years ago and orangutans about 12-14 million years back; the gibbon lineage split off the siamangs about 2.5 million years ago.

Humans evolved from an ape species that existed about 6 million years ago (sometimes called "Pan prior"). About 2.5 million years ago, the common chimpanzee and the bonobo became separate lineages, as did bipedal woodland apes (e.g., Australopithecines) and our Homo lineage (in white). About 1 million years ago, both the gorilla and chimpanzee lineages split into east and west subspecies because of ice age droughts. Extinctions are shown by terminated bars; only arrows represent extant species.

[thome]

Jeeze you cat's probably believe in the tooth fairy ???

C'mon, Shelly .......Shelly ...... Shelly .......C'mon!

All that fine hairy cave babe pussy running around like so
much candied treats even Cave Dude gotta have some.Why
waste time with some street walkin monkey whore when cave babe next door is eatin her bowl of morning berries alone.

I say BS

[binnie]

LOL!

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by thome
Jeeze you cat's probably believe in the tooth fairy ???

C'mon, Shelly .......Shelly ...... Shelly .......C'mon!

All that fine hairy cave babe pussy running around like so
much candied treats even Cave Dude gotta have some.Why
waste time with some street walkin monkey whore when cave babe next door is eatin her bowl of morning berries alone.

I say BS

:D All right, Thome, but back then we were much closer to animals, also in the sense that there very surely was one dominant male who bagged all the females in the tribe, so that the other males had to satisfy their lusts for banging, hadn't they? So I really think that crossing stuff is plausible. :cool:

[thome]

I don't think so and most diff -looking- groups were probably attacked
instead of mated with .Seen as a food source threat .

except for the occational cave man in Arkansas or backwoods North Carolina that still find barnyard hotties.Maybe that's were the gene
for bangin out of your species comes from who knows?

:D

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by thome
Maybe that's were the gene
for bangin out of your species comes from who knows?

:D

Part of the truth, no doubt. Opportunity makes the beaver. :D

[guwapo_rocker]

Man fucks Chimps?

Joe Thunder????

[thome]

Hmmmmmmmmm............need more monkey?

If you don't do -good monkey- will -monkey woman- throw the fecal matter at you in a display of monkey disappointment..?:(

[Jérôme Frenchise]

:D Thome, you nearly killed me! :D

I guess you'd really have to take her from backwards. :cool:

[thome]

Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
:D Thome, you nearly killed me! :D

I guess you'd really have to take her from backwards. :cool:

I somewhat feel like iv'e taken your very concise intelectual discusion

and somehow turned it into a perverted sexual ...thing.

Sorry...now let's get back to monkey fukking..

So, I say how's the monkey and she's like whatever, so i was like...... pfffft........see ya ...bitch!
So I'm running across the bar an she's OOOhhh OOh OOh EEEKKKk

woooooooeeeee sceaming monkey at me an flinging dung like a crazed sales monkey upset with my opening offer of banana....

Monkey ....Women .......I Can't Win!
:eek: :eek: :p

[flappo]

religion is shit

but so is darwin's theory

sharks are supposed to have evolved to their peak but can they work a mac ?

can they wipe their bums ?

NO

fuck darwin

[thome]

Aynone can screw a animal (sik fuks) It's takes a Real Man to Fuk some
-Great White- pussy...

I'll give a million dollars of my own money, that i don't have, to the
first dude who jumps in the ocean a rapes a Great White Shark..

I mean a full grown 18ft Shark And i want to see some action none of this roll on roll off stuff.Like how you do Jenna Jameson now there is
some great white pussy...

Send Video

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by flappo
religion is shit

but so is darwin's theory

sharks are supposed to have evolved to their peak but can they work a mac ?

can they wipe their bums ?

NO

fuck darwin

survival of the fittest, mate. Sharks have what fits them most and allows them to survive and those that don't die the sorry bastards they are, along with their genes.

[FORD]

Actually, sharks haven't evolved much at all. Poor things never even got a working set of gills. Most fish can stop for a few seconds, or even take a nap if they can find a hole in rock somewhere. But if a shark stops swimming, he dies, because the gills don't move, so they only filter oxygen out of the water if you keep swimming.

And you wonder why sharks are so pissed off? Poor bastards never get any rest,

[Dan]

Originally posted by FORD
Actually, sharks haven't evolved much at all. Poor things never even got a working set of gills. Most fish can stop for a few seconds, or even take a nap if they can find a hole in rock somewhere. But if a shark stops swimming, he dies, because the gills don't move, so they only filter oxygen out of the water if you keep swimming.

And you wonder why sharks are so pissed off? Poor bastards never get any rest,

Sick fuckers out there that just cut off their fins and let them sink to the bottom to die.Fucking cruel.