binnie
05-20-2006, 03:55 AM
This may make you smile. :D>>> In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names, a trade name and generic name>> For example, the trade name of Tylenol also has a generic name of>Acetaminophen. Aleve is also called Naproxen. Amoxil is also
call>Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.>> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful>consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it>has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were>Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.>> Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid>form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for>use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself>a stiff one.>> Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new>meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a
good>old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the>name of: MOUNT & DO.>>Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants>and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.>> This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with>perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do>with them.>> If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will five>fewer people laughing in the world>>
call>Amoxicillin and Advil is also called Ibuprofen.>> The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After careful>consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced that it>has settled on the generic name of Mycoxafloppin. Also considered were>Mycoxafailin, Mydixadrupin, Mydixarizin, Dixafix, and of course, Ibepokin.>> Pfizer Corp. announced today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid>form, and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for>use as a mixer. It will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself>a stiff one.>> Obviously we can no longer call this a soft drink, and it gives new>meaning to the names of "cocktails", "highballs" and just a
good>old-fashioned "stiff drink". Pepsi will market the new concoction by the>name of: MOUNT & DO.>>Thought for the day: There is more money being spent on breast implants>and Viagra today than on Alzheimer's research.>> This means that by 2040, there should be a large elderly population with>perky boobs and huge erections and absolutely no recollection of what to do>with them.>> If you don't send this to five old friends right away there will five>fewer people laughing in the world>>