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bueno bob
05-26-2006, 11:26 AM
IMAPUS SYLYCKER
http://www.geocities.com/Colosseum/Loge/8411/pics/jimmyhart.jpg


Imapus hails from the far off country of Nova Scotia, Ohio, which is located somewhere in the frozen tundra of the Mohave Desert. In other words, up north.

Imapus has been in the radar of the Sheep Pen staff for some time now. Said Matt White of Imapus: "He's a gay ass Dungeons and Dragons playing nerd. I heard he likes coconuts, too. The nerve!"

Rikk echoed similar thoughts: "I'm going to go make me a nice salad. While I'm at it, Imapus can fuck right off. That's right, I said it. He can FUCK OFF. Just as long as I get my salad. I'll be back in six months or so."

Dr. Satan, a member of the Sheep Pen Death Squad, is familiar with the work of Imapus as well, considering they grew up together as roommates in Baton Rouge, Russia. Dr. Satan was heard to say of his old friend: "Beeeehh...bahhh booo dur dahhhh deh doooo...bah go wan she coe bahm....boooh..."

Imapus goes into his service in the Pen with the traditional 40 minute trial basis. If he survives the constant ballsack kicking he gets from Helga, he will be a full member of the newly formed (and constantly growing) Sheep Pen Expansion Team.

Everybody give a warm welcome to Imapus!

Shaun Ponsonby
05-26-2006, 11:27 AM
Wow. The way we're going here, all the best people on the site is gonna be part of The Pen.

bueno bob
05-26-2006, 11:30 AM
Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
Wow. The way we're going here, all the best people on the site is gonna be part of The Pen.

I said it once, I'll say it again.

THE SHEEP PEN WILL RISE.

Shaun Ponsonby
05-26-2006, 11:32 AM
Ve Vill Vise and zere ghall be vighting in za ztveets.

Anonymous
05-26-2006, 11:35 AM
Thank you very much, 'tis an honor to be here. I'll endure the 40 minute trial like the real man I am, except I have to leave now. Call me in... 10 past 30 minutes or something.

Cheers! :bottle:

bueno bob
05-26-2006, 11:37 AM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Thank you very much, 'tis an honor to be here. I'll endure the 40 minute trial like the real man I am, except I have to leave now. Call me in... 10 past 30 minutes or something.

Cheers! :bottle:

Smashing! I tried to suggest the same thing to Wawazat, but he seemed very adamant about going through the process.

I'll give the trooper credit for guts. Although why he wanted to video tape it was beyond me...

:confused:

binnie
05-26-2006, 12:19 PM
Congrats!

Wawazat
05-27-2006, 06:08 AM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker

Cheers! :bottle:

Welcome bro :bottle: :rockit2:

Romeo Delight
05-27-2006, 11:01 AM
Best username ever.

Another grate choice

Reverberator
05-27-2006, 11:26 AM
He's a cunt .

Anonymous
05-27-2006, 04:02 PM
Originally posted by Reverberator
He's a cunt .

He's right, you know.

Cheers! :bottle:

Dan
05-28-2006, 01:31 AM
Welcome Pussy Licker.:bottle:

bueno bob
05-28-2006, 05:06 AM
Originally posted by Reverberator
He's a cunt .

He wouldn't have been chosen, otherwise...

binnie
05-28-2006, 06:55 AM
LOL!

Shaun Ponsonby
05-28-2006, 02:59 PM
We're all cunts

Dan
05-28-2006, 08:16 PM
Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
We're all cunts

That's Sir Cunt to you.

Anonymous
05-29-2006, 12:11 AM
Originally posted by Shaun Ponsonby
We're all cunts

Hey now... let's not get too carried away! :lol:

Cheers! :bottle:

Reverberator
05-29-2006, 05:24 AM
Originally posted by Dan
That's Sir Cunt to you.

Yeah .

Thou shalt all address me as Lord Cunt of the Dump.

Touch thy forelocks or foreskins, whatever's easiest.

bueno bob
05-29-2006, 08:56 AM
Originally posted by Reverberator
Yeah .

Thou shalt all address me as Lord Cunt of the Dump.

Touch thy forelocks or foreskins, whatever's easiest.

Lord Cunt Messiah?

Sounds like a lovely band name, actually. I should do something with that.

binnie
05-29-2006, 09:55 AM
Originally posted by bueno bob
Lord Cunt Messiah?

Sounds like a lovely band name, actually. I should do something with that.

Definatley a Doom or Death Metal Band.

Imagine the T-shirts!

bueno bob
06-01-2006, 03:49 AM
Originally posted by binnie
Definatley a Doom or Death Metal Band.

Imagine the T-shirts!

Worth at least $10, even if you're playing Friday night at the Drive-in before the movie starts...

:)

binnie
06-01-2006, 03:56 AM
Amen!


"Lay down your souls to the Gods Rock and Roll!"

Matt White
06-01-2006, 07:21 AM
HA!!

Good Work Licker!!!

WARF
06-01-2006, 07:43 AM
Welcome Imapus Sylicker!

Anonymous
04-10-2007, 08:52 AM
Digging through the filth of old threads is quite fun. Lookie what you can find:


Originally posted by bueno bob
I said it once, I'll say it again.

THE SHEEP PEN WILL RISE.

http://i91.photobucket.com/albums/k299/Captainswing_2006/apen-1.jpg

Cheers! :bottle:

Matt White
04-10-2007, 09:56 AM
A worthy addition to THE PEN

Anonymous
04-10-2007, 11:10 AM
Ha! Flattery will get you everywhere.

No, not there.

Sick bastard. :mad:

Cheers! :bottle:

Matt White
04-10-2007, 11:21 AM
:mad:

He's as mad as a hatter......


But doesn't wear a hat.....that's very odd

PETE'S BROTHER
04-10-2007, 11:38 AM
Originally posted by bueno bob
Smashing! I tried to suggest the same thing to Wawazat, but he seemed very adamant about going through the process.

I'll give the trooper credit for guts. Although why he wanted to video tape it was beyond me...

:confused:

We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is listed below.

"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to say, "Are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"

"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next

Shaun Ponsonby
04-10-2007, 01:56 PM
I might get my pubic hair styled.

bueno bob
04-11-2007, 07:17 AM
That's quite interesting.

Anonymous
04-11-2007, 07:34 AM
Originally posted by Matt White
:mad:

He's as mad as a hatter......


But doesn't wear a hat.....that's very odd

I'm a little teapot, short and MANIC DEPRESSIVE!!!

See the butterflies and hand me my shotgun - I have to go fishing in the lake.

How are you, good sir? Fine, thank you very much.

My, what a polite young man.

Cheers! :bottle:

The_KiD
04-11-2007, 07:48 AM
Smashing news...

Cheers,

KiD

bueno bob
04-11-2007, 07:51 AM
It cunt get much better!

But I suppose it probably will, anyway.

Matt White
04-11-2007, 08:47 AM
Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
.........

:confused:

Uhhhhhhhh....okay then moving right along

bueno bob
04-11-2007, 08:54 AM
HI DE HI!

Shaun Ponsonby
04-11-2007, 09:14 AM
HO DE HO!