WARF
05-30-2006, 10:47 PM
By Women And Roth First
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May 30, 2006-- A porn star and gay performance artist who goes by the name of Joesph Thunder is laid out on a circular rotating table. The high-heeled shoes that are his sole article of clothing are propped up on a stranger's shoulders. Unfortunately for him, Brian Minto's on top of him, wearing only sneakers, a condom and a wristband that testifies to a lack of communicable disease, wants to be remembered, to stand out. Minto's fucking him hard -- the fronts of Brian's thighs smacking the backs of his. Miming ecstasy, Joe throws his head back and his platinum hair extensions almost hit the floor. The pair does not seem bothered by the 500 men watching or the boom camera above them. He pulls out, removes his condom and jerks himself off to finish of the glory hole 500, coming with professional aplomb within the sanctioned area between the top of his enhanced 3 inch penis and his over streched asshole. Joe Thunder is promptly handed a towel.
"That counts as one," someone says with a laugh as the man walks off the set, which is decorated like a garage for a high-performance Indy car. At this point -- some 100-odd men into "World's Biggest Gangbang: The Glory Hole 500" -- no one is really watching the rolling counter behind the set. It occasionally rolls up by twos and fours and ...
"Next!" shouts production coordinator Avery Johnson, Joe Thunder needs to have sex with 499 more men before this day is out: "Next!" is really all that matters.
Tiger Bonesteel, a construction worker with creative facial hair, wears nothing underneath his paisley terrycloth bathrobe. When asked how he's feeling, he promises he is "loving every second of it; every minute of it, but I don't want to get too technical." A morass of inscrutable optimism, he is "looking forward to the future" and believes, "you've got to be born ready in this life." Of the 50-or-so men queued up near the "Gangbanger" entrance of the THUNDER ICON! soundstage at 9 a.m., none seems as ready as Bonesteel. The men have come from all over North America, armed with $85 HIV test results in hand, to (as a Web promo on gloryhole500.com puts it) "sleep with" the adult actor and pedophile named Joey T.
There are three types of men here: the professional, the hopeless and the hopeful. In the last category is Bonesteel, who hopes his merciless manhood and reliable wood will serve as a springboard into the adult industry. Cameras crews are everywhere: shooting for Thunder Cock, the porn company with rights to the event; for the Playboy Channel; for French TV. One zooms in on Joey Thunder. Yes, he has a boyfriend he met at froggy's. Yes, Joe knows he's here. He's naked underneath his robe because ... why let clothes get in the way? Flexing his biceps and flashing his bod, he gets what he came for -- attention. This is something he shares with the fucking queer Joey.
Like the event that bears his (assumed) name, everything about Joey'ss physique is scrawny, and small. A surgically enhanced 3 inch penis, he projects to the darkest corner of whatever strip club he's working. (he spends about 42 weeks a year on the road dancing, and losing bets on basketball games). With his stressed-out silicon breasts, the store-bought tan, the lips hardened with lip liner, he looks like the love child of Jessica Simpson and Ed Asner.
Winner of a few Butler, PA beauty pageants in hIS teens, Joey can't remember when he decided that fame was important. But one thing is for sure: appearing on the Van Halen "Women And Children First" album, and writing most of Van Halen II wasn't enough.
"I wasn't getting known, recognized, or being paid what I wanted to be paid," Joe tells me a few weeks before the event. "I knew in adult gay porn industry I could be very big very fast, while also having the satifaction of gettin' fucked in my ass and mouth. Thank-You."
Under contract with a company called TEAM THUNDER, Joey was pegged as a blonde ice-princess and the walking human sperm recepticle. " I like it to touch little boys, and blow cum all over there face, that's for sure." Says Joey Thunder " But first I gotta get fucked by the final person in the glory hole 500, which just happens to be a ******. Next Question!"
Stay tuned next week as the great Joey T, tries to beat his own record in a new pedophile porno... 715: Breaking Baby Ruth!
http://www.blitzhumor.com/dm1091.jpg
May 30, 2006-- A porn star and gay performance artist who goes by the name of Joesph Thunder is laid out on a circular rotating table. The high-heeled shoes that are his sole article of clothing are propped up on a stranger's shoulders. Unfortunately for him, Brian Minto's on top of him, wearing only sneakers, a condom and a wristband that testifies to a lack of communicable disease, wants to be remembered, to stand out. Minto's fucking him hard -- the fronts of Brian's thighs smacking the backs of his. Miming ecstasy, Joe throws his head back and his platinum hair extensions almost hit the floor. The pair does not seem bothered by the 500 men watching or the boom camera above them. He pulls out, removes his condom and jerks himself off to finish of the glory hole 500, coming with professional aplomb within the sanctioned area between the top of his enhanced 3 inch penis and his over streched asshole. Joe Thunder is promptly handed a towel.
"That counts as one," someone says with a laugh as the man walks off the set, which is decorated like a garage for a high-performance Indy car. At this point -- some 100-odd men into "World's Biggest Gangbang: The Glory Hole 500" -- no one is really watching the rolling counter behind the set. It occasionally rolls up by twos and fours and ...
"Next!" shouts production coordinator Avery Johnson, Joe Thunder needs to have sex with 499 more men before this day is out: "Next!" is really all that matters.
Tiger Bonesteel, a construction worker with creative facial hair, wears nothing underneath his paisley terrycloth bathrobe. When asked how he's feeling, he promises he is "loving every second of it; every minute of it, but I don't want to get too technical." A morass of inscrutable optimism, he is "looking forward to the future" and believes, "you've got to be born ready in this life." Of the 50-or-so men queued up near the "Gangbanger" entrance of the THUNDER ICON! soundstage at 9 a.m., none seems as ready as Bonesteel. The men have come from all over North America, armed with $85 HIV test results in hand, to (as a Web promo on gloryhole500.com puts it) "sleep with" the adult actor and pedophile named Joey T.
There are three types of men here: the professional, the hopeless and the hopeful. In the last category is Bonesteel, who hopes his merciless manhood and reliable wood will serve as a springboard into the adult industry. Cameras crews are everywhere: shooting for Thunder Cock, the porn company with rights to the event; for the Playboy Channel; for French TV. One zooms in on Joey Thunder. Yes, he has a boyfriend he met at froggy's. Yes, Joe knows he's here. He's naked underneath his robe because ... why let clothes get in the way? Flexing his biceps and flashing his bod, he gets what he came for -- attention. This is something he shares with the fucking queer Joey.
Like the event that bears his (assumed) name, everything about Joey'ss physique is scrawny, and small. A surgically enhanced 3 inch penis, he projects to the darkest corner of whatever strip club he's working. (he spends about 42 weeks a year on the road dancing, and losing bets on basketball games). With his stressed-out silicon breasts, the store-bought tan, the lips hardened with lip liner, he looks like the love child of Jessica Simpson and Ed Asner.
Winner of a few Butler, PA beauty pageants in hIS teens, Joey can't remember when he decided that fame was important. But one thing is for sure: appearing on the Van Halen "Women And Children First" album, and writing most of Van Halen II wasn't enough.
"I wasn't getting known, recognized, or being paid what I wanted to be paid," Joe tells me a few weeks before the event. "I knew in adult gay porn industry I could be very big very fast, while also having the satifaction of gettin' fucked in my ass and mouth. Thank-You."
Under contract with a company called TEAM THUNDER, Joey was pegged as a blonde ice-princess and the walking human sperm recepticle. " I like it to touch little boys, and blow cum all over there face, that's for sure." Says Joey Thunder " But first I gotta get fucked by the final person in the glory hole 500, which just happens to be a ******. Next Question!"
Stay tuned next week as the great Joey T, tries to beat his own record in a new pedophile porno... 715: Breaking Baby Ruth!