The Al Bundy Tribute Thread [Archive] - The Diamond David Lee Roth Army

EbDawson

06-03-2006, 04:27 AM

Al Bundy and Married With Children, 11 of the best years of my life.

Al Bundy, Chicago shoe salesman: "Fat woman comes into the store today and asks for something she'd be comfortable in. I suggest Wyoming."

Al, loving husband and father:
(Bud) "Dad, why don't we just get rid of the Dodge and get a new car?"

(Al) "Bud, you don't throw something away just because it doesn't work. If that was the case you wouldn't have a mother."

Al Bundy, dreamer: "When I was a kid, I had 2 dreams. One was to have my own bathroom. The other was to become an astronaut and land on the planet Jayne Mansfield. Unfortunately Daddy got blown off course and crashed on a much darker planet."

Al Bundy, American: "It is wrong to be French."

Al took everything life could throw at him and yet he kept on going. He's my hero.

binnie

06-03-2006, 04:47 AM

LOL!

Great idea for a thread!

EbDawson

06-03-2006, 04:48 AM

The story of NO MA'AM.

NO MAAM ( Nat'l Organization of Men Against Amazonian Masterhood) was formed by Al in 1994 in retaliation to Jerry Springer changing the mens bowling night to an all-womans night. Al got together a group of men and created NO MAAM. All the members of NO MAAM are married except for Griff. They all hate Marcy. Over the next several years, they stood togetner to fight for men's rights. They live by the 10, er 9 commandments set down by Ironhead Hayes (played by Waylon Jennings in the MWC episode):

1. It is OK to call Hooters knockers and sometimes snack trays.
2. It is wrong to be French.
3. It is OK to put all bad people in a meat grinder.
4. Lawyers, see #4.
5. It is OK to drive a gas guzzler if it helps you get babes.
6. Everyone should carpool except me.
7. Bring back the word stewardesses.
8. Sychronized swimming is not a sport.
9. Female Mud Wrestling is a sport.

binnie

06-03-2006, 04:51 AM

LOL!

Killer

EbDawson

06-03-2006, 05:07 AM

Church of NO MAAM:

Golden AWe

06-03-2006, 08:23 AM

I gotta say I larve the earlier episodes where Peggy was smoking when she was cooking...they took it off later...

Plus Al and Peg were actually having sex every now and then...ahahhah

Anybody remember the show when they had ANTHRAX visiting the Bundy palace? A show with ANTHRAX cun't be bad...

Grant

06-03-2006, 08:31 AM

Originally posted by Golden AWe
I gotta say I larve the earlier episodes where Peggy was smoking when she was cooking...they took it off later...

Plus Al and Peg were actually having sex every now and then...ahahhah

Kelly was also a tad smarter in the earlier episodes.

I love the episode where Al gets trapped in the supermarket and he's trying to escape so he can get home in time watch Hondo - "John Wayne's greatest movie of all time".

"My wife is out there unsupervised with credit cards!" - AL Bundy

Great thread idea! :cool:

EbDawson

06-03-2006, 10:33 AM

Originally posted by Golden AWe
Anybody remember the show when they had ANTHRAX visiting the Bundy palace? A show with ANTHRAX cun't be bad...

"Dinner With Anthrax" from season 6, February 23, 1992.

The_KiD

06-03-2006, 10:53 AM

I do miss that show...

KiD

Mr. Vengeance

06-03-2006, 11:17 AM

Anthrax gets into Peg's Mystery loaf in the fridge and they end up starting that mother of a party!

"The Chicago house party is now out of control and has been declared a disaster area! Autorities are starting back-parties to try and slow the growth!"

Then they sing with Ed Kooky Burns!

Ozzy Fudd

06-03-2006, 10:54 PM

Great Thread Eb,
I loved that show, i liked the christmas one with Sam Kennison that was funny as hell.

EbDawson

06-04-2006, 12:54 AM

Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
i liked the christmas one with Sam Kennison that was funny as hell.

Great one! It's a Bundyful Life. Notice "Jefferson" playing Peg's "husband".

EbDawson

06-04-2006, 01:49 AM

Al and Griff hard at work at the Shoe store:

sadaist

06-04-2006, 07:52 AM

The only thing I didn't like was how they really dumbed Al down by the last couple seasons. He just wasn't as cynical anymore. Almost like Peg had finally sucked the life out of him.

Sam Kinnison...RIP

bueno bob

06-04-2006, 07:59 AM

It's a shame we never actually got the FINAL final episode before Fox axed it...

EbDawson

06-04-2006, 09:37 AM

Originally posted by bueno bob
It's a shame we never actually got the FINAL final episode before Fox axed it...

Just as well I guess. An "official" last episode was never shot. The last episode actually shot was the one where Kelly gets married but it was never intended to be a last episode. The cast got screwed over as well.

The "Bundys" were named for the wrestler, King Kong Bundy, who was a favorite of the 2 producers. He actually appeared in 2 episodes, once as a wrestler and once as a relative of Peggy's from Wanker County.

bueno bob

06-04-2006, 11:04 AM

I remember the one where he was Peggy's relative...

EbDawson

10-17-2006, 01:48 AM

Just found out that Season 6 on sale in DVD December 19. Not too early to start saving the bucks! This season has the Anthrax episode.

AL Rules! :rockit2:

DavidLeeNatra

10-17-2006, 10:10 AM

put your hands in your pants...!!! al is on rerun over here every morning...right after DALLAS, chaos city and king of queens...sometimes a nice way to start a day :D

kelly was supposed to win a shitload of money in an episode...what did she want to do with it? have DAVID LEE ROTH chained on her bed...too bad she didn't win it...of course...the bundy curse...

DavidLeeNatra

10-17-2006, 10:15 AM

godfather al:

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philouze

10-17-2006, 10:27 AM

Who's that ridin into the sun
Who's the man with the itchy gun
Who's the man who kills for fun ?

PSYCHO DAD, PSYCHO DAD, PSYCHO DAD

He sleeps with a gun
But He loves his son

Killed his wife cause she weighed a ton

PSYCHO DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

Al Bundy, My Hero.

DavidLeeNatra

10-17-2006, 10:35 AM

and...the bundy credo...:

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DavidLeeNatra

10-17-2006, 10:38 AM

Originally posted by philouze
Who's that ridin into the sun
Who's the man with the itchy gun
Who's the man who kills for fun ?

PSYCHO DAD, PSYCHO DAD, PSYCHO DAD

He sleeps with a gun
But He loves his son

Killed his wife cause she weighed a ton

PSYCHO DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

Al Bundy, My Hero.

:D

philouze

10-17-2006, 11:33 AM

[i]kelly was supposed to win a shitload of money in an episode...what did she want to do with it? have DAVID LEE ROTH chained on her bed...too bad she didn't win it...of course...the bundy curse... [/B]

Fuckin A, Dirk !! Season 2 !!
Men oh men, can you imagine the fuckin episode we would've had if Dave was in it ??

AL "ICKY" BUNDY AND DAVID LEE FUCKIN ROTH ???

That fuckin Bundy Curse... lol
The best example of that curse is in the episode in which Al takes Peg to the Bowling Alley for her birthday, she scores a perfect game..
Remember this one, pals ???

ST.................RRRRRRRRRIKE

bastardog

10-17-2006, 11:50 AM

That was my favorite show when in school.
At that time we hadn't cable tv and I had to wait until 1:00am in every weekday to see the show.
and I only got to see the re-re-run and translated to Spanish, so must of the fun jokes was out.
Great show......I hope I can buy the full serie on DVD

kentuckyklira

10-17-2006, 01:18 PM

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
put your hands in your pants...!!! al is on rerun over here every morning...right after DALLAS, chaos city and king of queens...sometimes a nice way to start a day :D

kelly was supposed to win a shitload of money in an episode...what did she want to do with it? have DAVID LEE ROTH chained on her bed...too bad she didn't win it...of course...the bundy curse... Love it!

When I was in NYC last year Christina Applegate was actually playing in a Broadway show!

warrior33

10-17-2006, 02:25 PM

Married With Children was one of the best tv show's ever!!

DavidLeeNatra

10-17-2006, 05:20 PM

Originally posted by philouze
The best example of that curse is in the episode in which Al takes Peg to the Bowling Alley for her birthday, she scores a perfect game..
Remember this one, pals ???

ST.................RRRRRRRRRIKE

lol...one of the best...! at the end...al sitting in front of the (off-switched) tv...paralized..."watching" the news of him being "hero of the day"...classic...

another great "bowling episode"

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DavidLeeNatra

10-17-2006, 05:28 PM

another classic...al and the fat ladies

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DavidLeeNatra

10-17-2006, 05:37 PM

a date with kelly can be dangerous

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DavidLeeNatra

10-17-2006, 05:40 PM

the good, the bad and the ugly...

REUNION:

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DavidLeeNatra

10-17-2006, 05:49 PM

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10-17-2006, 05:51 PM

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10-17-2006, 05:51 PM

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10-17-2006, 05:52 PM

DavidLeeNatra

10-17-2006, 05:55 PM

DavidLeeNatra

10-17-2006, 05:56 PM

Mr. Vengeance

10-17-2006, 06:36 PM

I want to get licence plates that read GRDMSTR B

Mr. Vengeance

10-17-2006, 06:38 PM

I wore my No Ma'am t-shirt out to the store and actually got a woman upset. Some people have no fucking clue....

From now on, I only wear it to the nudie bar! Where the beer gives you gas, and the Bundy's kick ass! The nudie bar!!!!!!

knuckleboner

10-17-2006, 09:02 PM

can i get a WHOOOOOAAAA BUNDY!!!?

philouze

10-18-2006, 07:13 AM

Well it's GrandFather B !!!!!!!!! lmfao

They all rule. From Ed to Ted, from Katey (wow, years after, I'm still in love) to Amanda.. They just rule. Great comedians, and Katey sings like hell !!! Get her albums, she kicks ass...

EbDawson

10-18-2006, 09:03 AM

Great clips, thanks!

"Americans don't like wine. We like Beer. Ice cold, best in a bottle but fine any way you can get it, belch and burp and wake up in a pool of it . . . Beer." Al Bundy

EbDawson

10-18-2006, 09:05 AM

"Carpe Mammarium" (Seize the Hooters)

NO MAAM

Seshmeister

10-18-2006, 10:29 AM

Great stuff.

When I used to watch it I had no idea 20 years later I'd be living it...

DavidLeeNatra

10-18-2006, 02:29 PM

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Great stuff.

When I used to watch it I had no idea 20 years later I'd be living it...

:lol:

No Ma'am

10-18-2006, 02:39 PM

Finally! A thread I can relate to.
No Ma'am rules!
And Kelly gets me hard I tell you.

Mr. Vengeance

10-18-2006, 07:18 PM

Am I the only one here who actually has a No Ma'am t-shirt? If you get one, wash it carefully, because the red runs if you don't.

EbDawson

10-20-2006, 04:47 AM

Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
Am I the only one here who actually has a No Ma'am t-shirt? If you get one, wash it carefully, because the red runs if you don't.

I've got one. I get tons of compliment about it when i wear it out. I found it interesting that the authentic shirts are actually a light grey not white, they just seem white because the stage lights are so bright. I bought the grey one.

EbDawson

10-20-2006, 05:30 AM

Al employing the defense to the Stooges 2-fingered eye-poke by Spare Tire Jones (Bubba Smith):

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m88/Eb_Dawson/al7.jpg

EbDawson

10-20-2006, 05:33 AM

Originally posted by EbDawson
Just found out that Season 6 on sale in DVD December 19.

Amazon.com now taking orders,

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m88/Eb_Dawson/mwc62.jpg

DavidLeeNatra

10-21-2006, 02:48 PM

Originally posted by EbDawson
I've got one. I get tons of compliment about it when i wear it out. I found it interesting that the authentic shirts are actually a light grey not white, they just seem white because the stage lights are so bright. I bought the grey one.

in the 80s the video cameras were not able to record all white shirts so they had to make them grey ;)

Douglas T.

10-21-2006, 03:07 PM

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Coyoteface

10-26-2006, 05:21 AM

I can't show any footage, but I do remember this episode where Kelly and Bud where hiding behind the counter in the shoestore when they saw Al arrive at work. He strolled in, took off his jacket, sat down, placed his hands in front of his eyes and stayed in his seat for the entire day. No customers, no nothing. He just sat there for nine hours realizing how miserable his life really is.

Or what about the numerous times he looked up and said "Good one, God"?

Very funny shit. Recognizable too.

blonddgirl777

10-26-2006, 11:44 AM

Originally posted by EbDawson
... Al took everything life could throw at him and yet he kept on going...

Al brought everything on to himself...
He didn't HAVE TO get married.

He only got what he diserved!

blonddgirl777

10-26-2006, 11:47 AM

Originally posted by EbDawson
...Al Bundy, American: "It is wrong to be French."...

You mean; "Al Bundy, Ignorant, No Life White Trash"...
What a pittiful man he was!

He scored way higher than his capacities with that Peg. wife...
Should have considered himself lucky, after all!

EbDawson

10-26-2006, 12:21 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Al brought everything on to himself...
He didn't HAVE TO get married.

He only got what he diserved!

OK Peg.

EbDawson

10-26-2006, 12:31 PM

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
You mean; "Al Bundy, Ignorant, No Life White Trash"...
What a pittiful man he was!

Blasphemer! Blasphemer!

Al Bundy was a great man who once scored 4 touchdowns in a single game and could have gone to any Jr. College he wanted to.

Repent or it's off to the Jiggly Room for you . . . on "A" cup night.

EbDawson

10-26-2006, 12:45 PM

Originally posted by Coyoteface
I can't show any footage, but I do remember this episode where Kelly and Bud where hiding behind the counter in the shoestore when they saw Al arrive at work. He strolled in, took off his jacket, sat down, placed his hands in front of his eyes and stayed in his seat for the entire day. No customers, no nothing. He just sat there for nine hours realizing how miserable his life really is.

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m88/Eb_Dawson/alcry.jpg

EbDawson

10-26-2006, 12:47 PM

Originally posted by EbDawson
Al Bundy was a great man

http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m88/Eb_Dawson/al8.jpg

blonddgirl777

10-26-2006, 12:48 PM

Originally posted by EbDawson
Blasphemer! Blasphemer!

Al Bundy was a great man who once scored 4 touchdowns in a single game and could have gone to any Jr. College he wanted to.

Repent or it's off to the Jiggly Room for you . . . on "A" cup night.

I DO NOT repent! :p

And I say it again;
"Al Bundy; Ignorant, White Trash, No Life Worm that had to get married (with children) because he knew that was the best thing that could ever happen to him!"

He got lucky, after all!

L.O.L. ;)

blonddgirl777

10-26-2006, 12:50 PM

Originally posted by EbDawson
http://i102.photobucket.com/albums/m88/Eb_Dawson/al8.jpg

What a stupid man...

He could have SUPPOSIDLY chosen this...
No,
Instead he chose to complain (Married with Children) for the rest of his miserable life...

LOOOOOOser!!!!

EbDawson

10-26-2006, 12:52 PM

By any chance, are you from Wanker County?

blonddgirl777

10-26-2006, 12:53 PM

Originally posted by EbDawson
...Al Bundy was a great man who once scored 4 touchdowns in a single game and could have gone to any Jr. College he wanted to....

Rrrright!
Instead... he chose to wine and bitch for a lifetime...
What's up with that?

blonddgirl777

10-26-2006, 12:54 PM

Originally posted by EbDawson
By any chance, are you from Wanker County?

Yes...
Montréal IS... Wanker County!

EbDawson

10-26-2006, 12:56 PM

Well that explains that.

:lol:

indeedido

10-26-2006, 12:57 PM

Originally posted by EbDawson
Blasphemer! Blasphemer!

Al Bundy was a great man who once scored 4 touchdowns in a single game and could have gone to any Jr. College he wanted to.

Repent or it's off to the Jiggly Room for you . . . on "A" cup night.

EXACTLY. Al Bundy scored those 4 touchdowns in ONE game mind you NOT just one season. Even Spare Tire couldn't stop him!!!