What's your favorite DRUG?

[WARF]

No... we're not gonna kick drugs to the curb today bitches!!!

So tell me... what do you like to get high off of???

[Redballjets88]

does killing babies count?

[WARF]

I have something in common with Joe Thunder after all...
And it's not fondling little boys!!! :D

PARTY BITCHES!!!!!!

[WARF]

I took part in the KRELL WARS last week!!!!!
uh u hu huhu h uhuhu h

[WARF]

I used to have a drug problem... now I make enough money!!!

[Redballjets88]

oh man i love that quote

but drugs will fuck shit up though people have to be careful about that shit

[WARF]

I'm gettin high off a bottle of elmers glue!!!!!!!
uh u hu hu hu hu hu

[GEN. LEE]

I THOUGHT I WAS CLICKING COKE, LIKE coca cola. gee weelekers

[WARF]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
oh man i love that quote

but drugs will fuck shit up though people have to be careful about that shit

Drugs are bad, mmmmmmkay???

uhh u hu hu uh hu h

So you voted for coke???

[WARF]

Ill mitch voted for MELLO YELLOW!!!

[Redballjets88]

no....yes...no i voted other... i like sex mostly

[WARF]

How about coke and sex together????
RICK JAMES BITCHES!!!!
I should have made this a multiple choice!!!
It's too hard to just pick one!!!
uh u hu hu hu huu hu

[Redballjets88]

shit dude settle yourself...am i going to have to start a rehab thread because of you

[WARF]

uh u hu hu huhu h
Rehab...
Rehab is something uncle bob went to when he was up to a quart n' a half a day!!!!


This thread is a joke btw...

Not sayin' I haven't tried any of the above...
I tried two...

[Douglas T.]

I pick weed .... but only when it's ready to harvest! I am addicted to sweet tea and Chik-fil-a toasted chicken salad sandwiches!

[WARF]

full bug should be casting his weed vote soon!!!

[Redballjets88]

yeah i figured it was a joke...last time i saw someone that excited about drugs was the when the guy that moved in with me found my stash

[WARF]

Yeah my favorite drug stash got stolen too...
Luckily, I had enough money to purchase the 6 remasters again!!!

[Douglas T.]

Rollin' a fattie now for the trek to the movie CARS!

[Douglas T.]

Damn paper ripped!

[Redballjets88]

haha...yeah my parents found my porn stash

my dad was putting a phone jack in my room and he saw a shoe box. he asked me what was in it i was just like "nothing" and he kept asking so long story short i ended up running out of my house in my boxers with the box and throwing it down a drain where my parents retrieved it....they laughed at me i was suprised

[WARF]

I don't even need a porn stash anymore.
They play full 10 minute sex scenes at www.boysfood.com

[Redballjets88]

for free?

[Douglas T.]

I used to raid my dad's porn stash! The old farts had centerfolds pasted all over the studio backroom walls. I was educated way early about those wonderful things in life!

[Redballjets88]

isnt it such an event to see a naked woman as a child. i remember when a kid in 5th grade brought a playboy of his dads to school. he was charging kids quaters to look at it.

the little bitch got caught

[Douglas T.]

i think you still owe me a quarter!

[Redballjets88]

shit for real dude, damn ill be right back i need to go break the little sisters piggy bank

[WARF]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
for free?

everything at www.boysfood.com is free.
There are no 30 second samples...
Just full sex scenes...
Screen is kinda small...
So download it... and bring it up on your windows media player... quicktime etc...

[Douglas T.]

With interest it'll be $100.25 American!

[Douglas T.]

Off to see a cartoon with talking cars! where IS the CID when I need it!!

[Redballjets88]

Originally posted by WARF
everything at www.boysfood.com is free.
There are no 30 second samples...
Just full sex scenes...
Screen is kinda small...
So download it... and bring it up on your windows media player... quicktime etc...

shit.... the shitty thing is that my dad works for verizon and he is like an investigator, so like half of his job is looking through computers and finding out if people are looking up porn so he can easily find whatever i look at if he wants, so far he hasnt wanted to. but i think i may check out that site if i ever have the time

[WARF]

Originally posted by Douglas T.
Off to see a cartoon with talking cars! where IS the CID when I need it!!

The cars aren't talking dude... I think you took too much acid!!!

[Redballjets88]

he was on shrooms laced with acid. get it right

[Redballjets88]

alright im ok ill be back probably around midnight or 1 peace out nukka's

[WARF]

Well there are two theories to DOUGLAS T.

Both of them are fucked up... and SPOOKY!!!

1) Douglas just took some acid, and he is outside talking to his fucking car.

2) Douglas just smoked a big ass blunt, and is driving his kids out to a fucking movie... about a talking car...

[WARF]

Originally posted by Redballjets88
peace out nukka's

Is that the dallas version of nigga?

Teach me the DIRTY SOUTH!!!

[WARF]

Actually... there is a 3rd scenerio...

Which is even SPOOKIER than the first two...

3) Douglas T is gettin' high in his car.... while posting here from his laptop computer.... and is going to the movie by himself!!!

[WARF]

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[NATEDOG001976]

Beer!!! it's the best drug!!

[Big Troubles]

la la la...pot pot gimme some pot....forgot what you are you can be what your not.....High high I wanna get high, never give it up if you give it a try....la la la

[Big Troubles]

do do ....take a family cruise...you with your grass mom and dad with their booze......dooh.....

[rustoffa]

I've been bouncing back and forth between BLACK TAR HEROIN and CRACK for the past few years.

Currently, it's CRACK. Back in late April, I relalized there was no way I coulg go out in the lake with all the tracks on my legs.

I kicked the HORSE to the curb and went directly to the tanning bed....short stop @ the pik-n-pay notwithstanding. Kind of a bad idea smoking 30 dollars worth of CRACK before laying in the tanning bed. That shit felt like I was in one of those pneumatic tube things @ THE POST OFFICE!!!

Now that I'm zooming around all tan and jacked, I need to see what shows are on the horizon in Scotland, as Mr. Badguy and myself are supposed to hook up for a good glass-pipe-bender over there.

:smoke: :bottle: :cato:

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by WARF
Actually... there is a 3rd scenerio...

Which is even SPOOKIER than the first two...

3) Douglas T is gettin' high in his car.... while posting here from his laptop computer.... and is going to the movie by himself!!!

I vote this scenerio, except that while he's doing this all, there's a hooker sucking him off.

Why? Because it makes everything cooler.

[Dan]

Weed.Kiwi Weed is The best.:D

[FORD]

Originally posted by Dan
Weed.Kiwi Weed is The best.:D

Why's that? Hobbit Hydroponics?? :D



Generally though I would have to agree. I haven't touched weed in 5 years or so, but it still gets my conditional endorsement as the least harmful drug out there, including alcohol and caffeine, both of which I do use on occasion.

[Dan]

Originally posted by FORD
Why's that? Hobbit Hydroponics?? :D



Generally though I would have to agree. I haven't touched weed in 5 years or so, but it still gets my conditional endorsement as the least harmful drug out there, including alcohol and caffeine, both of which I do use on occasion.

The thing with Weed in New Zealand is,it's easy to grow and easy to your hands on.The amount of people using it is high,alittle Kiwi know-how and just go down to your local garden centre and they will hook you up with the right tools you need to get started.:D

[Coyote]

Constant (ab)user of alcohol, music, sex, information, caffeine...

Weed? Rarely.

The rest of the list I ain't touchin'. I prefer to keep my mind/brain relatively clear...

[sadaist]

Favorite drugs?

Nicotine - Marlboro Lights
Caffeine - Coca Cola
Alcohol - Jim Beam or beer that you can't see through
Music - Van Halen
Women - brunettes

[thome]

I kind of see everthing listed as somewhat yummy......

Crack................................... use make that on th grill.

heard you could buy it .....................Likker is my monkey


I liked Daves Quote on the English talkie guy show.

-The eighties were a great decade it was shorter than most decades because it was up all night.-

Just Say No!

[Douglas T.]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I vote this scenerio, except that while he's doing this all, there's a hooker sucking him off.

Why? Because it makes everything cooler.

Well that would be the best scenerio! However the only thing sucking on the way to the movies, other than my lips on the doobie was the 2005 Corvette. It sucked my fumes as we was racing on the interstate!
No kids .... they are all grown and moved out! Three lovely blonde gals with blue eyes! I have four grandkids!

[Terry]

Loved, fuckin' LOVED, doing blow.

Haven't in just over a decade, either. Heart attack and a couple of dead 'friends' kinda got the message through.

I remember fondly packing the hell out of a pack of butts, then dipping the tip of the butt into an 8-ball, lighting it, and smoking it while just chopping the pile four about a quarter-hour with a razor blade. The feel of it running down the back of your throat...yup. Didn't care to freebase it as such. Liked snorting it.

Pot, mescaline and mushrooms just got me too spaced out and lazy. Had a nasty little period of snorting and smoking junk. Never got into the needle scene, thank god.

Also had a phase of taking Seconal and drinking on top of it to come down off the blow.

Did a lot of crazy shit back in those days, but also went through a lot of horror zones. All of it admittedly self-induced. Came out okay in the end; just got tired of all the bullshit that went along with it after too many years of fucking around with it. Some of the people I thought were my friends at the time didn't come out of it so lucky, though. Some went to jail, some just vanished, others died - not a lot of upside.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Douglas T.
Well that would be the best scenerio! However the only thing sucking on the way to the movies, other than my lips on the doobie was the 2005 Corvette. It sucked my fumes as we was racing on the interstate!
No kids .... they are all grown and moved out! Three lovely blonde gals with blue eyes! I have four grandkids!

Wow! Really?:cool:

[WARF]

Coke is in the lead...
uh u hu hu huh uh u

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by WARF
Coke is in the lead...
uh u hu hu huh uh u

that was my favorite back in the day and so I voted for it

I am behaving these daze :cool:

for the most part...:p

[Wawazat]

I miss the

"all of above & refuse to explain"

option :D

[Clever_name]

I went with weed.
I quit smoking about a year ago so since then i started using bongs. What?! Thats how i tell myself its healthy! Its actually supposed to be less harmful than alcohol.
I havent been able to get stoned for a week though cos i started my leaving cert last week, but I'm savin up and when the exams are over Im getting shit-faced! Thats whats so awesome about band practise, i get to be high and play guitar at the same time cos half the band are stoners, and the lead singer is my dealer. Good times.

[guwapo_rocker]

Pussy!

[Matt White]

ACID


"Look at all the funny colors................................"

[Douglas T.]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Wow! Really?:cool:

yepp! Grandkids are Heidi, Megan, Brooke & Holly! heidi is 7 now!

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Douglas T.
yepp! Grandkids are Heidi, Megan, Brooke & Holly! heidi is 7 now!

very pretty names :)

[diamondsgirl]

Only at Roth Army can we discuss drugs and grandkids in the same thread :D

I love this place :cool:

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I love this place :cool:

I do too!!! Also, I happen to love flannies and beautiful wimmin who wear them among many other things. ;)

Ok, this is a cool topic and during my existence on this rock, I've certainly partaken my fair share of mind/body altering yummies.

Aiight, I dunno if including beeya or wine counts cos I enjoy them almost everyday? Icy cold Red Stripes are a basic nessessity when the weather is hot and relaxing with a stellar glass (or four) of red wine can always help keep me warm at night. lol. Then again, I'm also extremely carefull with alcohol cos I had a rather abusive relationship with bourbon for a cupla years. One day I just simply realized that my old bones don't do to well with a hangover anymore. Hence and my easy solution is to just not drink excessively and I'm proud to say that I do not. :D


With all of that being said, I must shamefully admit that I'm a party veteran of many substances over the years. Did a lot in my youth. :o Yet, I'm beyond proud to say that I've never been an "addict" or an avid user of anything. Purely recreational and when I was young, I had lots of fun. :cool:

Never was big on reefer. I'm a "high strung" person for the most part and the ganj never meshed with my personality. Sure, I've smoked it a few times in my life but never bought any nor owned any hippie lettuce paraphinelia. Dope always made me feel both lazy and paranoid.

During my time in college and in my frat, I was big on booga. i.e. Coke. Loved that shit and for a cupla years there, it was a mainstay for my friends, girlfriends and myself on weekends. Even though I used to really dig coke, I haven't sniffed any since 1999. That was at a Christmas party, I did one line and no longer liked it. It had been about a year since I'd had done any prior. Dunno where I'm even going eith this? Just sayin' that I grew out of that stuff. My body tells me "no" just like with certain unhealthy foods and luckily, I fucking listen.

I've also done acid and shrooms. Trippin' on those were stellar when we used to go camping, hiking and mountain biking in the desert. That was in my really early twenties. I'd definitely be too fucking scared to ever do anything like that nowadays.

I've NEVER tried or done crack, meth, heroin, extacy or anything else. Shit scares me.

Now and onto today...

I dig certain pills. They're like candy. :) I get a perscription of Lortabs once a month due to an old football, ankle injury. Oh boy, it's fun havin' a cupla beeyas whilst on a lortab. I love it. I had an oxycotin once and it was cool. However, not something I'd wanna do recreationally cos it fucked me up. :o

Also, when I broke my ribs a year ago I got some other fun pills. I got percacets and they gave me a shot (in the hospital) of demerol. Now THAT demerol was fucking epic!!! I've never been so stoned!!! I literally was retaaded after the shot. lmao!!! Scary thing is that prolly nobody even noticed a difference!!!

Boring huh? However, that's all I do drug-wise nowadays. It also doesn't even feel as sinister nor rebellious cos I have a monthly perscription from my doc. So, painkillas would definitely be my pic.