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DaveIsKing
04-20-2004, 01:41 PM
Here to you...Mr. Badguy.

flappo
04-20-2004, 01:47 PM
..adolf was grate™

DaveIsKing
04-20-2004, 02:15 PM
Well, the Autobahn was a pretty good idea. There.

And hell, I drive a VW Beetle (New Version), but still!!

The guy's Women & Infant's programs were financial wizardry
and the Paid Vacation--Marriage Loans weren't too slouchy, either.

Least we forget he took a piss poor destitute nation and turned into a World Powerhouse.

Whereas, Gandhi LIBERATED his people, but now look at India.
Highest illiteracy, piss poor. Hell, they were better and more prosperous under British rule!

DaveIsKing
04-20-2004, 02:24 PM
Hey don't forget that delightful, extremely compassionate book of his-- MEIN KAMPF.

Damn, wait... If Hitler had won, Dave wouldn't be around!!! Oh shits....scratch that then!

Fuck'm!

Mr Grimsdale
04-20-2004, 02:28 PM
Heute Polen, morgen die welte!

Jesus Christ
04-20-2004, 04:07 PM
As the Judge of the living and the dead - and the King of the Jews, I can tell you that Hitler hath spent the last 60 years in a very warm climate. His inventions of the Autobahn and the Volkwagon do NOT make up for the slaughter of 6 million of My people, nor the millions of others who died as a result of his depravity.

DaveIsKing
04-20-2004, 04:44 PM
Man, Jesus is steamed at old Wolfie...

THE WRATH OF GOD has been stirred!!!!

David Van Via
04-22-2004, 09:42 AM
Oh well it's a bit late but happy birthday Adolf.

Mr Badguy
04-23-2004, 02:36 PM
All Heil to the original Mr Badguy.

I`ll take the cake.

GAR
04-23-2004, 05:49 PM
I'm just here for the lederhosen fashions this Sunday - the whole politics part i could care less about.

Mr Grimsdale
04-25-2004, 05:59 PM
auf marsch!

pete
04-25-2004, 06:07 PM
let's bar-b-que.

I think there's a gas grill around here somewhere.

DavidLeeNatra
04-25-2004, 07:14 PM
I'm sure dave would love this thread...

Mr Grimsdale
04-26-2004, 03:39 PM
Panzer Lied will be on his next album.

Mr Grimsdale
04-26-2004, 03:41 PM
Ob's stürmt oder schneit,ob die Sonne uns lacht,
Der Tag glühend heiß, oder eiskalt die Nacht,
Bestaubt sind die Gesichter, doch froh ist unser Sinn - ja unser Sinn
Es braust unser Panzer im Sturmwind dahin!

Mit donnerndem Motor so schnell wie der Blitz,
Dem Feinde entgegen im Panzer geschützt.
Voraus den Kameraden, im Kampfe ganz allein - ja ganz allein
So stoßen wir tief in die feindlichen Reih'n.

Wenn vor uns ein feindlicher Panzer erscheint,
Dann Vollgas gegeben und ran an den Feind!
Was nützt unser Leben für uns'res Volkes Wehr - ja Volkes Wehr?
Für Deutschland zu sterben ist uns're höchste Ehr'!

Mit Sperren und Paks hält der Gegner uns auf,
Wir lachen darüber und fahren nicht drauf!
Und schüttelt er auch grimmig und wütend seine Hand - ja seine Hand
Wir suchen uns Wege die keiner sonst fand.

Und läßt uns im Stich einst das treulose Glück,
Und kehren wir nie mehr zur Heimat zurück,
Trifft uns die Todeskugel, ruft uns das Schicksal ab - ja Schicksal ab
Dann ist uns der Panzer ein ehernes Grab.

Mr Grimsdale
04-26-2004, 03:42 PM
here's another

Mr Grimsdale
04-26-2004, 03:44 PM
that old classic the Afrika Korps Lied

Über die Schelde, die Maas und den Rhein
Stießen die Panzer nach Frankreich hinein
Husaren des Führers im schwarzen Gewand
So haben sie Frankreich im Sturm überrannt
Es rasseln die Ketten, es dröhnt der Motor
|: Panzer rollen in Afrika vor! :|

Heiß über Afrikas Boden die Sonne glüht
Unsere Panzermotoren singen ihr Lied
Deutsche Panzer im Sonnenbrand
Stehen im Kampf gegen Engeland
Es rasseln die Ketten, es dröhnt der Motor
Panzer rollen in Afrika vor!

Panzer des Führers ihr Briten habt acht
Die sind zu eurer Vernichtung erdacht
Sie fürchten vor Tod und vor Teufel sich nicht
An ihnen der britische Hochmut zerbricht
Es rasseln die Ketten, es dröhnt der Motor
|: Panzer rollen in Afrika vor! :|

Heiß über Afrikas Boden die Sonne glüht...

Other-defcon
04-26-2004, 04:13 PM
Remember:Auschwitz...Oradour Sur Glanes...Dachau...Bergen Belsen...
Hitler was a moron like Napoléon, Caesar, Alexander The Great, Gen. Custer, and many more...All murderers at my eyes.
You can't create positive things upon dead bodies.
Nazism is the scar of western civilization.
Dave is jewish. There are jews among my relatives and friends, and I am catholic.
You said heil...
I say SHALOM to you all!!!
Fuck Hitler and his fuckin birthday.
God could forgive him, not me.

DLR_EngineRoom
04-26-2004, 04:48 PM
What the f*** is going on here?

ANY and EVERY Roth fan has read his infamous book, and now knows that Roth Is Jewish....so what the F*** is this hate bullshit even doing here?

go back to your Marilyn Manson, Slayer, Venom, Hatebreed, Mercyful Fate, King Diamond nazi, homosexual bullshit forums and leave the F*** dlrarmy.com alone, dig?

Jano
04-27-2004, 03:00 PM
fuck him ,his name should not be in this forum,pull your cake in your ass body!

Other-defcon
04-27-2004, 04:28 PM
Hitler = Ben Laden = Hitler = Sharon = Hitler = etc...

Jesus Christ
04-28-2004, 01:52 PM
Originally posted by Other-defcon
Remember:Auschwitz...Oradour Sur Glanes...Dachau...Bergen Belsen...
Hitler was a moron like Napoléon, Caesar, Alexander The Great, Gen. Custer, and many more...All murderers at my eyes.
You can't create positive things upon dead bodies.
Nazism is the scar of western civilization.
Dave is jewish. There are jews among my relatives and friends, and I am catholic.
You said heil...
I say SHALOM to you all!!!
Fuck Hitler and his fuckin birthday.
God could forgive him, not me.

God could, but He didn't. But then Hitler never asked Him to, and knowing My Dad as I do, even then it would hath been difficult. Only a Just and Merciful God such as Ourselves would hath ever even considered it.

Hitler is burning in a Hell far hotter than any of the ovens his victims suffered in, and there he will remain for eternity.

Shalom to you, My son :)

Other-defcon
04-28-2004, 04:11 PM
Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Hitler is burning in a Hell far hotter than any of the ovens his victims suffered in, and there he will remain for eternity.

Shalom to you, My son :)


Thank Lord, I have been heard!
In nomine Pater et Filii et Spiritus Sancti. Amen.
Shalom Father.

DaveIsKing
04-29-2004, 10:10 AM
Emotionalism rules the day!

Mr Grimsdale
04-29-2004, 02:14 PM
...i'll get mr badguy to read this

flappo
05-02-2004, 01:05 PM
..happy birthday uncle adolf !