What TV Show can you consistently rub one out to?

[Mr. Vengeance]

If it's a good episode of Saved By The Bell, I can get a nice load out of my system everytime! Especially those episodes where they all take summer jobs at the Beach Resort. Kelly in her tight green lifeguard suit...

Ohhhhhh Kelly....it's a GUSHER!!!!!!!

[sadaist]

Anything late night on Comedy Central. Not during the shows, but the commercials are always for the Girls Gone Wild videos. pause - rewind - pause - rewind ---

[sadaist]

Charmed isn't too bad either.

[Terry]

Aqua Teen Hunger Force

[WARF]

The two daughters from Charles In Charge...
Especially Nicole Eggert!!!

[WARF]

America's Top Model
The Facts of Life
Married With Children (Kelly)

Different Strokes... ARNOLD AND WILLIS!!!
UHU Hu huhuhu uuh
And Mrs. Garrett...

[Terry]

Originally posted by WARF
The two daughters from Charles In Charge...
Especially Nicole Eggert!!!

Yes:baaa:

[Flash Bastard]

"One Day at a Time" starting around the middle of season 2.

Valerie was one hot little piece of ass.

[bueno bob]

Autopsy on Showtime...

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

7 Lives Xposed and That's So Raven.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Terry
Aqua Teen Hunger Force

Let me guess.........Carl, right?!

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Full House repeats...ESPECIALLY the ones when John Stamos had the BIG hair!

Bill, you right bastard!

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by bueno bob

Three's Company.........though Mr. Furley wasnt packin' like Roper......oh, and Larry had it GOIN' ON NIGGA! COME AND KNOCK ON MY BACK DOOR ANYTIME BIG BOY!!!!!!!!!!

Jesus Christ.........

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

PeeWee's playhouse.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Grizzly Adams...GOD DAMN! If only I could have Grizzly on BOTH sides of me...holy shit!!

Bill...

I'm speechless with disgust! :mad:

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by bueno bob
WHY OH WHY did they cancel Silver Spoons? Not since I licked my last half and half ice cream at Dairy Queen, have I seen a tastier combo than Ricky Shroeder and Alfonso whatever the fuck his name is...........

It just keep's getting worse and worse....seek help, bro.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Does anybody remember The Greatest American Hero? William Katz acting all Superman in those red tights....mmmm....he's always going to be my "Greatest American Anal"!

SUDDENLY I'M UP ON TOP OF THE WORLD!...

http://www.the-means.com/images/greatestamerican.jpg

...Shoulda been somebody else! :mad:

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by bueno bob

Benson was an underrated jerk fest........I always fantasized about the ol' coon hanging from a tree as I gently massaged his mammoth balls..........

YOU RACIST FUCKING BASTARD!!!!!!!!! THAT'S IT, YOU'RE BANNED MISTER!!!!!!! :mad:

[Flash Bastard]

Wow Bob... thanks for completely fucking up an otherwise grate thread.

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Flash Bastard
Wow Bob... thanks for giving this thread that would have died at 7 posts some staying power.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Flash Bastard
Wow Bob... thanks for completely fucking up an otherwise grate thread.

Like you really care...

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh


Exactly... :)

[Dan]

PlaySchool

[bueno bob]

Joe Thunder loves Sesame Street...

[Terry]

Originally posted by Bill Lumbergh
Let me guess.........Carl, right?!


(ashamed)....Yes.

[DlocRoth]

Holy shit!!

So this is where hilarity goes when it ensues!

ROFL

[bueno bob]

No, no, no...this is me wrecking a perfectly good thread, remember?

[Flash Bastard]

Originally posted by bueno bob
No, no, no...this is me wrecking a perfectly good thread, remember?

LOL :D

[Dr. Love]

Originally posted by Flash Bastard
Wow Bob... thanks for completely fucking up an otherwise grate thread.

Yeah Bob, way to go, way to get in the way of Flash thinking about all of you beating off. ;)

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by Dr. Love
Yeah Bob, way to go, way to get in the way of Flash thinking about all of you beating off. ;)

I am a total cunt.

:D

[RuzDNailz]

Originally posted by WARF
The two daughters from Charles In Charge...
Especially Nicole Eggert!!!


Awesome point WARF! I still have Nicole's Playboy magazine shoot.
She's got a really fine body. Nikki Cox was really good in Unhappily Ever After. Kinda like a Kelly Bundy clone...but I ain't complaining about that! :D

[Little Texan]

A good episode of "The Golden Girls" always got me all hot and bothered! That Estelle Getty, grrrrrrooooowwwwlllll! :D

[NATEDOG001976]

Blossom! Remember Six? She was hot!

[Golden AWe]

Hmmm...cuntstantly, none, I've had too much good porn...

but some surprisingly hot movies may cause the house run out of toilet paper

like some time ago, neve campbell, a girl i didn't think was too hot, and some other chicks in the movie, almost got me skip the football on the other channel

ahh the stockings

http://www.todocine.com/img008/img00962.jpg

[Mr. Vengeance]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Blossom! Remember Six? She was hot!

One of the greatest asses in tv history!

[bueno bob]

Neve Campbell...

I guarantee personally that she will be a Larg Girl of the Month before the years out...

Mark my words...

[Golden AWe]

And I agree with the older posts..."Charmed", with Alyssa Milano running...and the redhead...UFF!!!

[bueno bob]

No doubt...Charmed was good for eye candy and that's about it...

But it was VERY good at that...

[Bill Lumbergh]

Originally posted by Little Texan
A good episode of "The Golden Girls" always got me all hot and bothered! That Estelle Getty, grrrrrrooooowwwwlllll! :D


You're speakin' my language bro! Those leathery titties, and dimpled legs and asses ALWAYS get my lizard ALL FIRED UP!!!!!!!!!!!!

[RuzDNailz]

Originally posted by NATEDOG001976
Blossom! Remember Six? She was hot!

She was a fast talker....but who cares when her mouth is occupied....:D

[Panamark]

Ahem, (Before I was married)

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