The Heaviest Guitarist Of All Time

[Hardrock69]

http://img509.imageshack.us/img509/5097/heavyman5zj.jpg



Ok so you guys might laugh, but this dude actually got to play a gig for
SATAN!

http://img20.imageshack.us/img20/5715/legba9oq.jpg

Who do YOU know who actually played a gig for The Devil?

There is nobody in rock music today who has ever played a gig for The Lord Of Darkness, except for Lighting Boy Martone.

THE HEAVIEST MOTHERFUCKING GUITARIST ON THE PLANET!!!!




http://img154.imageshack.us/img154/9113/lightninbwah2pm.jpg

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Randy Rhodes.

[Hardrock69]

No man...he never played a gig for Satan...

[PumpedUpMidget]

Tommy Victor?

[mako_kimura]

Wrong, he BEAT the devil's helper, Steve Vai.

[sadaist]

Here it is. GREAT movie.

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[sadaist]

FUCK! That's in fucking Spanish! LMMFAO!! Oh well, the guitar isn't in Spanish. My bad :-)

[Hardrock69]

I guess you could say Steve Vai is actually the heaviest guitarist because he played a gig for Satan also, and he is a real guitarist, unlike Lightning Boy Martone....

However recently his stuff is pretty much fluff...while Lightnin' Bwah played the low-down, heavy, kickass blooze shit, therefore Lightnin' Bwah wins by default.

[mako_kimura]

You'll probably catch a lot of shit for that, since there are some people here who absolutely hate Steve Vai, but I do agree

[binnie]

I remember that film, pretty much an hour and a half of a quest for a lost Robert Johnson song that doesn't exist and then that great scene at the end.

Didn't Ry Cooder do the guitar parts for Lightning Boy?

I mean except for the last part that he "beats" Vai with (which is actually a piece of music by Vai called "Eugiene's Trickbox", I think)

So technicaly, Ry Cooder is the heaviest player ever!

Who'd have thought it?

[Hardrock69]

Yeah.

[Plexi Head]

Ed Van Halen got to play with the sporn of satan - Sammy Hagar.

[Plexi Head]

If we are really talking heavy, Dime has to be the man.

[binnie]

Heavist player of all time would be Tony Iommi!!!

[FORD]

The heaviest guitarist....
Leslie West of Mountain
http://www.ouka.fi/kirjasto/musaoulu/rock/kuusrock/vuosittain/1985/mountain.jpg

What guitarist weighed more than him?

Maybe Jerry Garcia at some point?

[Wawazat]

Popa Chubby !

http://i83.photobucket.com/albums/j316/qhaq/popa.jpg

Latest Album Release: Stealing The Devil's Guitar

:D

[Soul Reaper]

surely this man....

http://www.murrayinthemorning.com/photo_galleries/20040813_bowling_for_soup/chris.jpg

Christopher Van Malmsteen from Bowling For Soup....

[mako_kimura]

I thought he was a drummer

[Mr. Vengeance]

Those fat guys from the Screaming Trees were pretty hefty.

[FORD]

Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
Those fat guys from the Screaming Trees were pretty hefty.

http://dropd.com/issue/55/ScreamingTrees/promo.jpg

True enough. But when you come from a cow town like Ellensburg, you eat lots of red meat.

[binnie]

Dudes from Crowbar are heavy too...

[Soul Reaper]

Originally posted by mako_kimura
I thought he was a drummer

nope....he's definitely one of their guitarists....

not that I care much for the band anyway....