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jcook11
06-26-2006, 07:33 PM
Let's hear your reasons why your party is so popular and why you keep winning at the ballot box. (Please try to keep the BCE shit to a minimum.)

LoungeMachine
06-26-2006, 07:45 PM
I haven't been proud of The Democratic Party since November of 2000 when Gore and Co rolled over and took it up the ass in Florida.

I am very proud of their accomplishments during the 8 years of peace and prosperity during the Clkinton years however.

What ever happened to those record surpluses anyway?


On a side note, I noticed you were too much of A CHICKEN SHIT PUSSY to post your reasons why you support your president though.

Fucking ignorant hypocrite.

Taking shots from a convicted wifebeater such as yourself is laughable, Kook.

You're a moron.

Big Train, BBB, Warham, and a few others in here at least have a brain and a take.

You're just a lazy dork.

DEMON CUNT
06-26-2006, 07:58 PM
My proudest moment was when Bubba gotta blow job from that cute chubby Jewess in the Oval Office.

A blowjob at work?!? That rules!

http://62.233.40.83/0/01/74/95/monica-lewinsky.jpg

jcook11
06-26-2006, 08:07 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I haven't been proud of The Democratic Party since November of 2000 when Gore and Co rolled over and took it up the ass in Florida.

I am very proud of their accomplishments during the 8 years of peace and prosperity during the Clkinton years however.

What ever happened to those record surpluses anyway?


On a side note, I noticed you were too much of A CHICKEN SHIT PUSSY to post your reasons why you support your president though.

Fucking ignorant hypocrite.

Taking shots from a convicted wifebeater such as yourself is laughable, Kook.

You're a moron.

Big Train, BBB, Warham, and a few others in here at least have a brain and a take.

You're just a lazy dork.

Thats' nice start editing threads. YOU ARE A FUCKING BIG STUPID FUCKING PUSSY!

FIRST:Get your facts straight. I have never been convicted of or plead guilty to domestic violence. I had an incident with my wife when she found out that I was contemplating cheating on her with a co-worker. She decided to get "even" with me and it didn't work.

Second: Why is it I am "taking a shot", When I pose a question to liberal democrats that simply asks why they are proud of their party and it's acommplishments?

FUCKING BIG MOUTHED STUPID PUSSY! :monekyr:

jcook11
06-26-2006, 08:11 PM
Originally posted by DEMON CUNT
My proudest moment was when Bubba gotta blow job from that cute chubby Jewess in the Oval Office.

A blowjob at work?!? That rules!

http://62.233.40.83/0/01/74/95/monica-lewinsky.jpg

If nothing else at least you are honest.

DEMON CUNT
06-26-2006, 08:20 PM
Originally posted by jcook11
If nothing else at least you are honest.

Yeah, blowjobs are great.

That's the real difference between liberals and neocon shitbags. Liberals get blowjobs. Republicans don't. Some even resort to http://www.jeffgannon.com/ because their sand pussed wives can't stand the sight of them.

Did you at least hit her durring sex?

DEMON CUNT
06-26-2006, 08:58 PM
I Am Proud Of The Democratic Party Because they stand up for gay rights...
WIFEBEATER TRIES TO BE FUNNY AND ORIGINAL....ACCOMPLISHES NEITHER

Oh my gawd that's fucking funny!

jcook11
06-26-2006, 09:13 PM
Originally posted by DEMON CUNT
Yeah, blowjobs are great.

That's the real difference between liberals and neocon shitbags. Liberals get blowjobs. Republicans don't. Some even resort to http://www.jeffgannon.com/ because their sand pussed wives can't stand the sight of them.

Did you at least hit her durring sex?

Nice .....LOUNGE blows you. Did you pay him or was itthe tolerant liberal thing to do.

DEMON CUNT
06-26-2006, 09:16 PM
Originally posted by jcook11
Nice .....LOUNGE blows you. Did you pay him or was itthe tolerant liberal thing to do.

Does he? I actually prefer your Mom's stanky sweet brown sugar hole.

jcook11
06-26-2006, 09:36 PM
Originally posted by DEMON CUNT
Does he? I actually prefer your Mom's stanky sweet brown sugar hole.

That's not what mom said

Seshmeister
06-26-2006, 09:58 PM
Originally posted by jcook11
Thats' nice start editing threads. YOU ARE A FUCKING BIG STUPID FUCKING PUSSY!

FIRST:Get your facts straight. I have never been convicted of or plead guilty to domestic violence. I had an incident with my wife when she found out that I was contemplating cheating on her with a co-worker. She decided to get "even" with me and it didn't work.


Post that story, it sounds a lot more interesting than anything in this thread.

DEMON CUNT
06-26-2006, 10:13 PM
Originally posted by jcook11
That's not what mom said

I understand; she finds it difficult to speak with my fist in her mouth.

jcook11
06-26-2006, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by DEMON CUNT
I understand; she finds it difficult to speak with my fist in her mouth.

Mom beater

DEMON CUNT
06-26-2006, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by jcook11
Mom beater

So does having been in jail give a whole new meaning to neocon shitbag?

jcook11
06-26-2006, 10:33 PM
Tick tock Tick tock.....still waiting Dems.

FORD
06-26-2006, 10:47 PM
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JOE REPUBLICAN

Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards.

With his first swallow of coffee, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to insure their safety and that they work as advertised.

All but $10 of Joe's medications are paid for by his employer's medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance - now Joe gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs. Joe's bacon is safe to eat because some girly-man liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.

In the morning shower, Joe reaches for his shampoo. His bottle is properly labeled with each ingredient and its amount in the total contents because some crybaby liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained.

Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. the air he breathes is clean because some environmentalist wacko liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air.

He walks to the subway station for his government-subsidized ride to work. It saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees because some fancy-pants liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.

Joe begins his work day. He has a good job with excellent pay, medical benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some lazy liberal union members fought and died for these working standards.

Joe's employer pays these standards because Joe's employer doesn't want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed, he'll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some stupid liberal didn't think he should lose his home because of his temporary misfortune.

Its noontime and Joe needs to make a bank deposit so the can pay some bills. Joe's deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some godless liberal wanted to protect Joe's money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the GreatDepression.

Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae-underwritten mortgage and his below-market federal student loan because some elitist liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his lifetime.

After work this evening, Joe plans to visit his father at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive. His car is among the safest in the world because some America-hating liberal fought for car safety standards.

He arrives at his boyhood home. His was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers' Home Administration because bankers didn't want to make rural loans. The house didn't have electricity until some big-government liberal stuck his nose where it didn't belong and demanded rural electrification.

Joe is happy to see his father, who is now retired and lives on Social Security and a union pension because some wine-drinking, cheese-eating liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn't have to.

Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day.

Joe agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have."

jcook11
06-26-2006, 10:56 PM
OH GOD I HAVE BEEN SOOOOO WRONG! Thanks for sending FORD, LOUNGE, and DEMON to show me the error of my ways. I promise from now on I will be a good liberal tolerant democrat. Give me a tree to hug an injustice to fight. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!....

Dr. Love
06-26-2006, 11:06 PM
LOL! Nice thread edit, FORD!

Dr. Love
06-26-2006, 11:06 PM
I mean Lounge. ;)

jcook11
06-26-2006, 11:15 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Love
I mean Lounge. ;)

Doesn't matter they are the same person :bottle:

LoungeMachine
06-27-2006, 01:18 AM
Originally posted by jcook11



FIRST:Get your facts straight. I have never been convicted of or plead guilty to domestic violence. I had an incident with my wife when she found out that I was contemplating cheating on her with a co-worker. She decided to get "even" with me and it didn't work.




You started 3 threads about your "incident", in which you were arrested for DV and served 45 days for violating a TRO.

I'd say your wife's plan to get even "worked"


How many guys did she bang while you were in C Block?

Dr. Love
06-27-2006, 01:21 AM
Originally posted by jcook11
Doesn't matter they are the same person :bottle:

Does that mean you will now lust after Lounge as much as you have FORD? Or do you consider them interchangeable for your o-ring?

Guitar Shark
06-27-2006, 01:32 AM
Originally posted by Seshmeister
Post that story, it sounds a lot more interesting than anything in this thread.

LOL... no shit.

C'mon, jcook. Purge. Release. You know you want to tell us.

LoungeMachine
06-27-2006, 01:33 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Love
Does that mean you will now lust after Lounge as much as you have FORD? Or do you consider them interchangeable for your o-ring?

LMAO

Great, here comes the flood of LOUNGEMACHINE AND I ARE STARTING A BAND threads.....



When he gets a crush on someone, he seldom lets go :eek:

LoungeMachine
06-27-2006, 01:37 AM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
LOL... no shit.

C'mon, jcook. Purge. Release. You know you want to tell us.


Go back and read his threads. :D


It makes his most recent "I fell and broke both my wrists" thread read like Grapes of Wrath ;)


You just can't invent dummies like jkook111.

They're once in a lifetime gifts. :D

FORD
06-27-2006, 02:15 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine

How many guys did she bang while you were in C Block?

Doesn't matter. A bunch of guys banged him while he was in there, so they're even. :D

Nickdfresh
06-27-2006, 05:26 AM
Originally posted by Seshmeister
Post that story, it sounds a lot more interesting than anything in this thread.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=17985

You could just see this coming...

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=18981

:D

Dr. Love
06-27-2006, 11:09 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Love
1. I wouldn't post about it on a message board -- that's like asking to get caught.

Does this mean I get 'I told you so' rights?

bobgnote
06-27-2006, 04:15 PM
Originally posted by jcook11
OH GOD I HAVE BEEN SOOOOO WRONG! Thanks for sending FORD, LOUNGE, and DEMON to show me the error of my ways. I promise from now on I will be a good liberal tolerant democrat. Give me a tree to hug an injustice to fight. AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!....

Dude. Did you REALLY start up a thread about your wife needing me to spunk her some since you do punk, only?

jcook11
06-27-2006, 04:24 PM
Great now I'm being flamed by 'gnote

bobgnote
06-27-2006, 04:28 PM
The Democrats suck. In California, they enabled deregulation AND Gov. Gray Davis the NY native with speedfreak hair did the FATALLY INFLATIONARY power deals, 2000-1.

My old CAL classmate with the smokin' softig is a teacher, and she's running for Rep. in SoCal. I sent the campaign a blurb about the hidden inflation if Davis' deals, and her bud Laura was the only reply, going, 'And your point is?'

I send them stuff, but I bet they are shy of any notice of circumstance, that puts classmate-candidate in a bind with the Democratic sellout, which put power inflation at full power, through BRAC, during two wars, WHICH MEANS, rock-******s who cannot add but pay some attention where loud music has been known, that softig has to do better than MY lousy rep, Anna Eshoo, who ignored the entire development and degeneration of California's problems and their metasticizing, to real, badass COST CANCER, over five years!

Softig is a japper, so her campaign may have to adjust to my matriculation from simple J.A.P.-humper, to Zimmy+ Israel-hater.

The DEMOCRATS made this set of circumstances unlikable, dangerous.

If it were up to me, I'd get brash and try to screw somebody, and I BETTER GET SOME, where the conch market needs revisions, since the 1970s. Softig is electable. Interesting. I am so ripe, she may not hide from me OR from my issues.

Especially the one where schools are illegally funded. Candidates with smokin' get to work on THAT all summer, or bonk me and let me figure it out. But they do NOT get to leave it to Boxer, see 'MANGO.'

If they ignore me, hell to pay, no lol, real world gets smaller, & BOOM!

Warham
06-27-2006, 04:30 PM
Yes, the euphoria of living during the Clinton administration. I remember it well.

jcook11
06-27-2006, 04:31 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Love
Does this mean I get 'I told you so' rights?

In retrospect I should have taken the good doctors advice. :D

bobgnote
06-27-2006, 04:44 PM
Originally posted by FORD
A DAY IN THE LIFE OF JOE REPUBLICAN

Joe gets up at 6 a.m. and fills his coffeepot with water to prepare his morning coffee. The water is clean and good because some tree-hugging liberal fought for minimum water-quality standards.

With his first swallow of coffee, he takes his daily medication. His medications are safe to take because some stupid commie liberal fought to insure their safety and that they work as advertised.
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Joe gets back in his car for the ride home, and turns on a radio talk show. The radio host keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. He doesn't mention that the beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day.

Joe agrees: "We don't need those big-government liberals ruining our lives! After all, I'm a self-made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have."

Now JUNIOR, behave your stupidass self.

This is EAXACTLY the oblivious shitbag who wants to desperately ignore how the same power deals which incited Al Queda are the SAME POWER DEALS, which condemn the missions AND THEIR SUPPORTERS IN THE MIDDLE EAST, to imminent failure by fund reduction.

JUNIOR cannot fathom future value, since his family mated with the WRONG MEXICANS, and he is badly demented, wanting to PARADE for a damn living, so he can check out all the trees that need trimming.

Dr. Love
06-27-2006, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by jcook11
In retrospect I should have taken the good doctors advice. :D

At least you have a good sense of humor about the whole thing. :cool:

bobgnote
06-28-2006, 01:08 PM
Me big CHIEF p.fartsucker, heap N.O. b-stony-baloney, FIRST DOWN PLAYAH, oops you gonna give up the six to eight, shuttup and thankyouveryverymuch.