The Church of Spock

[EbDawson]

. . . He is a man who does not live on this Earth - he dwells in the Cosmos, far beyond our ability to comprehend.

He has known death, and He has risen from that death.

He is Spock; to know him is to know perfection. Come worship . . .

http://www.aalgar.com/aalcorp/2003/082503/index.html

[thome]

Far-Out, will i get to meet Kirk (William Shatner).....( Spock in the background....
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo will I ever be Free )

[MAX]

Fuuuuuuck....

I just spit my frosted mini wheats through my nose.

Hahahahahahahaha!!!

[Figs]

Give it 2 or 3 thousand years and the Church of Spock wouldn't be so crazy to some....

[bueno bob]

All of the same could be said of another religious icon...

;)

[FORD]

Spock would find this church illogical.

Also, their doctrine is in error...


Following His death, Spock was resurrected on his home planet of Vulcan.

Spock was resurrected on the "Genesis planet".

[FORD]

Originally posted by MAX
Fuuuuuuck....

I just spit my frosted mini wheats through my nose.

Hahahahahahahaha!!!

Are you laughing because it's such a clever parody of another religious website (http://www.mormon.org/learn/0,8672,794-1,00.html) ?

[MAX]

Originally posted by FORD
Are you laughing because it's such a clever parody of another religious website (http://www.mormon.org/learn/0,8672,794-1,00.html) ?

Yessssss....

How did you guess? ;) lmao

[FORD]

I recognized the layout right away.

BTW, whatever happenned to the blond, blue-eyed Mormon Jesus of the 70's and 80's? The picture they got there now kinda looks like Cherone when he was in "Jesus Christ Superstar".

[EbDawson]

Originally posted by bueno bob
All of the same could be said of another religious icon...

;)

One of the reasons I found the site so damn funny. There's a certain "logic" to it.

[EbDawson]

Originally posted by FORD
Spock would find this church illogical.



Spock would probably find religion illogical. At least the way most practice it here on Earth.

[EbDawson]

Originally posted by FORD


Following His death, Spock was resurrected on his home planet of Vulcan.

Spock was resurrected on the "Genesis planet".

Genesis or Hooterville. He WAS resurrected. That's all you need to know.

[MAX]

Originally posted by FORD
I recognized the layout right away.

BTW, whatever happenned to the blond, blue-eyed Mormon Jesus of the 70's and 80's? The picture they got there now kinda looks like Cherone when he was in "Jesus Christ Superstar".

Heck if I know my friend? :confused:

I still laugh whenever Mr. Christ decides to post cos I KNOW the pic in the av is a free sample from The Cult of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. :p

I've seen that far too many times growing up in the land of Zion. lol :o

Someday, we should start a thread, no?

Seriously, talk about "sheep!!!" :eek:

Tunnelvision with blinders on...

[FORD]

Originally posted by MAX
Heck if I know my friend? :confused:

I still laugh whenever Mr. Christ decides to post cos I KNOW the pic in the av is a free sample from The Cult of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints. :p



Actually, it's not. It's the Head of Christ (http://www.anderson.edu/sallman/headofchrist.html) portrait that was painted in 1941 by a guy named Warner Sallman.

It's pretty much the modern standard portrait of Christ, 15 million known copies had been made by 1945, so it's not out of the question that the Mormons might have used it. But they certainly didn't originate it.

[MAX]

Originally posted by FORD
Actually, it's not. It's the Head of Christ (http://www.anderson.edu/sallman/headofchrist.html) portrait that was painted in 1941 by a guy named Warner Sallman.

It's pretty much the modern standard portrait of Christ, 15 million known copies had been made by 1945, so it's not out of the question that the Mormons might have used it. But they certainly didn't originate it.

WOW!!! I did not know that. Yes, that portrait is in many a Mormon ward house. I always thought it was done for them.

[FORD]

http://nephi.org/esteem/Del%20Parson%20-%20The%20Lost%20Lamb.jpg

This painting is by Del Parson. He's the guy who does much of the LDS stuff, so you probably have seen a lot of his work in Utah.

His bio doesn't specify that he's Mormon, but he was born in Southern Idaho, and now lives in Utah with a wife and six kids, so....... do the math.

[MAX]

Originally posted by FORD
http://nephi.org/esteem/Del%20Parson%20-%20The%20Lost%20Lamb.jpg

I think Brett Norton should use that pic as his avatar. lol. :p

[EbDawson]

You puck butlers! This thread was about Spock. Hit 'em with your heater Spocko.

[FORD]

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Official Church of Spock Hymn

[EbDawson]

Shameful episode from his early days. LOL!

:lol:

[thome]

All of the non- believers, must belive, that with the wisdom Spock, still understood the importance of the future. So to say he did not belive in a God is to be lying and assuming your personal traits into anothers
future.


“Logic is the beginning of wisdom, not the end”

[thome]

The Church of Spock should not let the destroyers of free thought
confuse the direction of the thread .


Yeah shure, maybe there was some consultation with the writers, Spock has always been Nimoy and Nimoy would not let the writers
destroy Spock or confuse the character with finalities that do not exist.


“That is the exploration that awaits you! Not mapping stars and studying nebula, but charting the unknown possibilities of existence”

[Jerry H]

Originally posted by FORD
Spock would find this church illogical.

Also, their doctrine is in error...


Following His death, Spock was resurrected on his home planet of Vulcan.

Spock was resurrected on the "Genesis planet".

Captain Kirk is a Bi-sexual.....

it is a well known fact in the Town where I live.

:eek:

[EbDawson]

Originally posted by thome
The Church of Spock should not let the destroyers of free thought
confuse the direction of the thread .


That was my intent. Preach on though.

[EbDawson]

Originally posted by Jerry H
Captain Kirk is a Bi-sexual.....

it is a well known fact in the Town where I live.

:eek:

Blasphemer! Internet Lies!

[FORD]

Originally posted by EbDawson
Blasphemer! Internet Lies!


I ususally don't agree with the Panda Spammer, but in this case, he might have a point......

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[EbDawson]

Damn You Tube. Definitely a tool of the anti-christ.