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Roy Munson
07-05-2006, 10:05 AM
Check Drudge...

Roy Munson
07-05-2006, 10:07 AM
CNBC reports he's dead from an apparent heart attack.

frets5150
07-05-2006, 10:12 AM
Good next!!!:cry:

frets5150
07-05-2006, 10:17 AM
:mad:

LoungeMachine
07-05-2006, 10:19 AM
Sure it wasn't the BCE?

He may have been ready to roll over on BushCO.


May he rot in hell.

Roy Munson
07-05-2006, 10:39 AM
Skilling next?

He was the real mastermind behind the madness.

fryingdutchman
07-05-2006, 10:50 AM
It's time for karma to visit Mr. Skilling....

DrMaddVibe
07-05-2006, 10:59 AM
right between the eyes!

Mr. Vengeance
07-05-2006, 11:15 AM
Karma's a bitch!!!!

Conspiracy theorists, start your engines!

BITEYOASS
07-05-2006, 11:32 AM
I think the failure of PNAC policies is causing massive stomach ulcers for it's staunchest supporters. Wouldn't be surprised if Cheney kicks the bucket, Rush OD's, his morbidly obese supporters die from diabetes and W has stomach cancer within the next few years. So remember, Neo-Conservatism can be hazardous to your health!

Fairwrning
07-05-2006, 12:02 PM
I think he got off easy...If I were facing life in prison, I would be hoping to die....
The greedy bastard got off way to easy....

Hardrock69
07-05-2006, 12:37 PM
I agree.

Fucking bastard!

jcook11
07-05-2006, 12:42 PM
Thar's real fucking nice...being glad or wishing death on someone.You people make me fucking SICK.

sadaist
07-05-2006, 12:53 PM
Originally posted by jcook11
Thar's real fucking nice...being glad or wishing death on someone.You people make me fucking SICK.

I know where you are coming from. But this guy did fuck a lot of peoples lives over. Not as bad as a vicious murder or rape, but those people probably feel pretty damn violated. I still think Skilling is the worse of the 2.

Satan
07-05-2006, 12:55 PM
Welcome home Kenny. I've waited far too long for this day..... MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! :cool:

Cathedral
07-05-2006, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by jcook11
Thar's real fucking nice...being glad or wishing death on someone.You people make me fucking SICK.

Sad, isn't it?
Not surprising, just sad.

Satan
07-05-2006, 12:56 PM
Originally posted by Fairwrning
I think he got off easy...If I were facing life in prison, I would be hoping to die....
The greedy bastard got off way to easy....

Oh no he didn't...... :p

jcook11
07-05-2006, 01:00 PM
Originally posted by sadaist
I know where you are coming from. But this guy did fuck a lot of peoples lives over. Not as bad as a vicious murder or rape, but those people probably feel pretty damn violated. I still think Skilling is the worse of the 2.

Agreed.

BigBadBrian
07-05-2006, 01:07 PM
Originally posted by Satan
Oh no he didn't...... :p

Sure he did.

By all accounts, Lay was a Christian.

He's not down in your eventual, eternal home, FORD.

:gulp:

Guitar Shark
07-05-2006, 01:12 PM
Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Sure he did.

By all accounts, Lay was a Christian.

He's not down in your eventual, eternal home, FORD.

:gulp:

LOL

Christianity... the safety net for the evil.

Satan
07-05-2006, 01:14 PM
Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Sure he did.

By all accounts, Lay was a Christian.

He's not down in your eventual, eternal home, FORD.

:gulp:

Lay was a Christian????

**Laughing My Pointy Tailed Ass Off**

You know, when my former employer wrote his Top 10 list and faxed it down to Moses on those granite slabs, I'm pretty sure that "Thou shalt not steal" meant that if you stole BILLIONS, you were really, really fucked.

Ken's in immigration as we speak, filling out the standard 666 page entry form. Trust me, that thieving bastard ain't ever gonna see the Pearly Gates.

bobgnote
07-05-2006, 02:59 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
Karma's a bitch!!!!

Conspiracy theorists, start your engines!

Since this has ripened with the thread, Mr. Lay committed SUICIDE.

He can be seen divulging his demise, on footage, if you READ LIPS.

The coporate news guys have SOME smoothe, even though they are implicated as virtual bureaucrats, in on the conspiracy to hide ALL the illegal inflation from the illegal though deregulated power deals, though BRAC and two wars and TREASON.

Therefore, Ken was going DOWN, after blabbing about the Lord and all and being part Jewish without blabbing THAT, so he went down on July , since he knew he was a TRAITOR, evading charges of at LEAST seditious conspiracy, 18 U.S.C. 2384, TREASON, where he helped incite 9/11 by the illegal, inflationary deals he did, then hid all the inflation!

Of course, he needed ALL OF YOU to maintain your stupid silence or your stupid baaaah-arf, all at once, and spin around like hokey-pokey.

But when the TRUTH began to leak around, he did a brave thing, after being the metaphor for the funding implosion, that is in progress ALL OVER THE USA AND ITS STUPID, CATHOLIC-O.C. ANTI-ECONOMY. The funding implosion will take NJ to the books, FIRST, see how they run!

jcook11
07-05-2006, 03:41 PM
Originally posted by bobgnote
Since this has ripened with the thread, Mr. Lay committed SUICIDE.

He can be seen divulging his demise, on footage, if you READ LIPS.

The coporate news guys have SOME smoothe, even though they are implicated as virtual bureaucrats, in on the conspiracy to hide ALL the illegal inflation from the illegal though deregulated power deals, though BRAC and two wars and TREASON.

Therefore, Ken was going DOWN, after blabbing about the Lord and all and being part Jewish without blabbing THAT, so he went down on July , since he knew he was a TRAITOR, evading charges of at LEAST seditious conspiracy, 18 U.S.C. 2384, TREASON, where he helped incite 9/11 by the illegal, inflationary deals he did, then hid all the inflation!

Of course, he needed ALL OF YOU to maintain your stupid silence or your stupid baaaah-arf, all at once, and spin around like hokey-pokey.

But when the TRUTH began to leak around, he did a brave thing, after being the metaphor for the funding implosion, that is in progress ALL OVER THE USA AND ITS STUPID, CATHOLIC-O.C. ANTI-ECONOMY. The funding implosion will take NJ to the books, FIRST, see how they run!

Finally a voice of reason...:confused:

Switch84
07-05-2006, 04:23 PM
:D :D :D I'm DEAD, Beeyotch!!

frets5150
07-05-2006, 04:34 PM
Originally posted by jcook11
Thar's real fucking nice...being glad or wishing death on someone.You people make me fucking SICK.



Yeah but you found this amusing Hypocrite.


Originally posted by jcook11
"If you don't stop picking that, it will never heal"



Originally posted by jcook11
That will probably leave a nasty scar



Originally posted by jcook11
Better get some peroxide and a bandaid on that before it gets infected.


:rolleyes:

jcook11
07-05-2006, 04:41 PM
Originally posted by frets5150
Yeah but you found this amusing Hypocrite.










:rolleyes:

Sarcasm Frets, Pointing out the absurd by being absurd.

frets5150
07-05-2006, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by jcook11
Sarcasm Frets, Pointing out the absurd by being absurd.

Pointing out the absurd? Those are your own words and yes they are absurd


:rolleyes:

jcook11
07-05-2006, 05:53 PM
Originally posted by frets5150
Pointing out the absurd? Those are your own words and yes they are absurd


:rolleyes:

Yeah and so is killing innocent women and children. If anyone is "found to be guilty" then God help them. As of right now they haven't or did I miss something?

frets5150
07-05-2006, 06:25 PM
Originally posted by jcook11
Yeah and so is killing innocent women and children. If anyone is "found to be guilty" then God help them. As of right now they haven't or did I miss something?

You missed something.

Unchainme
07-05-2006, 07:09 PM
Originally posted by BigBadBrian
Sure he did.

By all accounts, Lay was a Christian.

He's not down in your eventual, eternal home, FORD.

:gulp:

I thought FORD followed the teachings of Jesus christ?

:confused:

Jesus Christ
07-05-2006, 07:12 PM
Originally posted by Unchainme
I thought FORD followed the teachings of Jesus christ?

:confused:

He does. Unlike some others a Messiah could mention :(

Unchainme
07-05-2006, 07:13 PM
Originally posted by Jesus Christ
He does. Unlike some others a Messiah could mention :(

I follow your teachings as well JC :).

Jesus Christ
07-05-2006, 07:16 PM
Originally posted by Unchainme
I follow your teachings as well JC :).

Good. Then ye shalt never be roomates with Kenneth Lay, My son.

jcook11
07-05-2006, 07:22 PM
Originally posted by Unchainme
I follow your teachings as well JC :).

Good, Thou art forgiven......Sorry I thought you were talking to me not the other JC.

Jesus Christ
07-05-2006, 10:03 PM
Originally posted by jcook11
Good, Thou art forgiven......Sorry I thought you were talking to me not the other JC.

Only God can forgive sins.

jcook11
07-05-2006, 10:09 PM
Originally posted by Jesus Christ
Only God can forgive sins.

Sorry FORD

FORD
07-05-2006, 11:39 PM
http://www.bartcop.com/kennyboy-dead.jpg

frets5150
07-06-2006, 01:42 AM
Look familiar people? ^ See what a little photoshop can do.

frets5150
07-06-2006, 01:51 AM
A side by side comparison :D

LoungeMachine
07-06-2006, 02:00 AM
Originally posted by BigBadBrian




By all accounts, Lay was a Christian.




BY ALL ACCOUNTS??????


Jesus, Brie, what a moronic statement.:rolleyes: :rolleyes:


By all accounts?


So lying and stealing makes you a "Christian" worthy of Heaven??


:confused:

Unchainme
07-06-2006, 02:06 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
BY ALL ACCOUNTS??????


Jesus, Brie, what a moronic statement.:rolleyes: :rolleyes:


By all accounts?


So lying and stealing makes you a "Christian" worthy of Heaven??


:confused:

Well Lounge, From all my days being forced to learn the bible in NEOhio, all you really need to do is accept Jesus as your lord and saviour, and you're apparently in. I don't know how Jesus would treat this though, If he truly wanted to be forgiven he should've given his millions to the people he put out of work. However thats not the case, Soooo, I don't know How he honestly treats such a situation.

BigBadBrian
07-06-2006, 05:48 AM
Originally posted by Unchainme
I thought FORD followed the teachings of Jesus christ?

:confused:

I never said that.

What I did say, however, is that he had a much better understanding of Christian doctrine than most other liberals on this site, particularly Demon Cunt.

His statements above lead me to wonder and reassess my previous statements.

FORD, I suggest you re-read the Book of John before you claim "I'm pretty sure that "Thou shalt not steal" meant that if you stole BILLIONS, you were really, really fucked."

:gulp:

Fairwrning
07-06-2006, 11:18 AM
Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
Karma's a bitch!!!!

Conspiracy theorists, start your engines!

He's not really dead...how hard would it be for a billionaire to fake death..and haul ass...


And for the record..I never said I was glad or wished death on the guy..just simply said the greedy bastard got off lucky...

Fairwrning
07-06-2006, 11:19 AM
Yeah..yeah..I am stretching...but Ya NEVER KNOW.....

Loons The Great
07-06-2006, 12:25 PM
Ken Lay's last words,"Sono fottuto."
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translation:I'M FUCKED

frets5150
07-06-2006, 12:49 PM
Fanucci says He was a Finocchio ;)

DEMON CUNT
07-06-2006, 01:20 PM
Originally posted by BigBadBrian
...he had a much better understanding of Christian doctrine than most other liberals on this site, particularly Demon Cunt.


Ha ha! How precious. As if you had the mental ability to judge that.

Roth Army needs a Children's Forum so BigBland has an appropriate place to post his retarded meanderings.

++++

I wonder if GWB will be attending the funeral of his good friend Kenny Boy?

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/bushlay1.html

http://www.rotten.com/library/crime/corporate/enron/george_w_bush_ken_lay.jpg

frets5150
07-06-2006, 01:29 PM
Originally posted by DEMON CUNT


Roth Army needs a Children's Forum
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/bushlay1.html

http://www.rotten.com/library/crime/corporate/enron/george_w_bush_ken_lay.jpg [/B]


:D

Warham
07-06-2006, 05:04 PM
He deserves to wallow in his own misery for eternity.

FORD
07-06-2006, 07:16 PM
something is just wrong about this whole fucking thing.

First, let's go with the obvious. Autopsy results on the same day that he died? When the Hell has that ever happenned?

Ken Lay had (or stole) billions of dollars. He could certainly afford decent health care. Look at Cheney. That son of a bitch has had what? 8 heart attacks and now has a fucking defibrilator mounted in his chest. Try getting one of those from your average HMO.

Furthermore, most corporations require annual physicals of their executives, because the shareholders demand it. ENRON was once one of the 10 largest corporations on Earth. Why would Kenny Boy be exempt from this?

Something stinks like Barbara Bush's crotch here. Either he was hit, or he's not dead. Might as well be in Switzerland with his stolen money, right?

LoungeMachine
07-06-2006, 09:39 PM
Heard today the NYP is reporting his body is "missing"

LMMFAO

LoungeMachine
07-06-2006, 09:41 PM
This reminds me of the movie PAULY SHORE IS DEAD

Kenny Boy is holed up in a Day's Inn somewhere outside Houston with a bag of Cheetos watching CNN and FAUX

rustoffa
07-06-2006, 10:07 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Kenny Boy is holed up in a Day's Inn somewhere outside Houston with a bag of Cheetos watching CNN and FAUX

He's out looking for the real killers!
:D

Warham
07-07-2006, 08:09 AM
Good grief.

Roy Munson
07-07-2006, 12:06 PM
Originally posted by FORD


Something stinks like Barbara Bush's crotch here. Either he was hit, or he's not dead.

Which Barbara?

I agree that something smells fishy with this whole "death." For once, I am actually giving a conspiracy some credibility. I think it's absolutely possible that this scumbag set something up.