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SensibleShoes
07-09-2006, 12:23 AM
....when you actually meet somebody from the sites?

Tonight, after many months of threatening, NickDFresh and Shoes went out for a beer. Long overdue, we live in the same small town, literally less than a mile away from each other.

Shoes wore her "It ain't Van Halen" shirt, which sparked two lengthy conversations, one within five seconds of entering the bar with a lone drunk guy who claimed to play as well as Eddie, but did mention Hagar. The second, with a biker guy at length about the possibility of a reunion, in which biker guy quoted Dave's "I am the party". We handed out website addresses - such loyalty deserves some direction.

Thank you, Nick, let's do that again soon!!!!

Nickdfresh
07-09-2006, 12:43 AM
It was all an illusion. I don't actually exist...






See ya' again Sens...

rustoffa
07-09-2006, 12:44 AM
Post some pics!!!
:D

WARF
07-09-2006, 12:45 AM
What is a sixteen year old doing at a bar?

ALinChainz
07-09-2006, 01:05 AM
I wanna apologize for Nick if he was anything less than a gentleman.

:D

Nickdfresh
07-09-2006, 01:13 AM
Originally posted by WARF
What is a sixteen year old doing at a bar?

I dunno! I swear I didn't know she was 16! She told me she was older on the internet! Oh fuck!

WARF
07-09-2006, 01:14 AM
Dude... your going down like R. Kelly man...

Did you pee on her?

Little Texan
07-09-2006, 01:15 AM
Originally posted by WARF
What is a sixteen year old doing at a bar?

That's what I was wondering!

Nickdfresh
07-09-2006, 01:17 AM
Originally posted by WARF
Dude... your going down like R. Kelly man...

Did you pee on her?

No, but I took a dump in the bathroom sink. My aim was off...

Hardrock69
07-09-2006, 02:03 AM
Oh god...this is the funniest thing I have seen in awhile...possibly even in a few days!
;)

Glad yoo two had fun....

:cool:

SensibleShoes
07-09-2006, 07:15 AM
Nick was a damn sight better behaved than the 20 bikers and biker chicks there - playing darts!!!! Those Hell's Angels really mellow out as they get older.

And anybody that think's I'm sixteen needs eye surgery and psychotropic medication.

bueno bob
07-09-2006, 07:28 AM
Originally posted by SensibleShoes
Nick was a damn sight better behaved than the 20 bikers and biker chicks there - playing darts!!!! Those Hell's Angels really mellow out as they get older.

And anybody that think's I'm sixteen needs eye surgery and psychotropic medication.

Add me to the list...since your age thingie in your profile to the left says "16"...

twonabomber
07-09-2006, 08:20 AM
Originally posted by SensibleShoes

Shoes wore her "It ain't Van Halen" shirt

the one you wore to Rama? way to put your best foot...i mean...aw shit, you know what i mean. :D

Nickdfresh
07-09-2006, 08:43 AM
You know, I was actually surprised how many noticed the classic Van Halen cuntroversy regarding the shirt...

Matt White
07-09-2006, 08:50 AM
BRILLIANT

SensibleShoes
07-09-2006, 04:07 PM
Originally posted by bueno bob
Add me to the list...since your age thingie in your profile to the left says "16"...


well...........I LIED.

I do that sometimes.

I'm only 14.

Nickdfresh
07-09-2006, 04:10 PM
The police are at my door and they're searching my computer.

I'm going to play some Pete Townsend now...

binnie
07-09-2006, 04:13 PM
Hey man have you seen gthe film "Hard Candy"?

all I can say is, be careful!

SensibleShoes
07-09-2006, 04:16 PM
Let's just say I don't ever get proofed anymore. Not a chance.

SensibleShoes
07-09-2006, 04:30 PM
Originally posted by WARF
Dude... your going down like R. Kelly man...

Did you pee on her?

Never on the first date......

SensibleShoes
07-09-2006, 04:48 PM
Originally posted by twonabomber
the one you wore to Rama? way to put your best foot...i mean...aw shit, you know what i mean. :D


No that one's just for when I'm drugged up on Hydrocodone.

POJO_Risin
07-09-2006, 07:31 PM
So basically...we are going to have a fucking baby half Army/half DDLR...

heaven help us all...

can't wait for the pics after this post...lmfao...

ThrillsNSpills
07-09-2006, 08:10 PM
Let's face it it's an outstanding setup for a
ShoesDFresh alias.

Thank god we don't stoop to such shenanigans here. .. . . .. . . hmm

thome
07-09-2006, 08:18 PM
How... WTF.... Nik never asked me out on a date.. I mean... you know ..jeez
what am i chopped liver
I'm not a guys guy so to speak (not that there's anything wrong with that) .But it would be nice to know Nik wants to ply me with booze.

I knew i shoulda said i was under age......

He must be mad cause i dog all comers in the Front with my intellect and knowlegable remarks on the state of things..lol

Nickdfresh
07-09-2006, 08:22 PM
Well, it wasn't really date, and I can't afford to subsidize your brewery-like consumption of alcohol...

SensibleShoes
07-09-2006, 08:23 PM
It wasn't really a date, and I asked him. So there.

Baby can't be an Army/DDLR baby cause Nick was at DDLR too.

Wait a minute, can't be any baby cause it wasn't a date. And I'm too old to have kids. And if I'm not, I'm only having them w/ DLR.

Did you know there's a beer they put an orange wedge in? It was pretty good.

Nickdfresh
07-09-2006, 08:26 PM
Thanks for covering for me missy, it's just like that novel "Lolita!"

SensibleShoes
07-09-2006, 08:26 PM
(Did you really shit in the sink?)

thome
07-09-2006, 08:28 PM
I am so cracking up..

Nickdfresh
07-09-2006, 08:29 PM
Originally posted by SensibleShoes
(Did you really shit in the sink?)

Last night was great honey, let's not ruin it.

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SensibleShoes
07-09-2006, 08:31 PM
(But that's so kinky, and it turns me on.....God knows what I might have done had I known you were into that.....)

SensibleShoes
07-09-2006, 08:35 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
Thanks for covering for me missy, it's just like that novel "Lolita!"


I was never into the Kinks.

POJO_Risin
07-09-2006, 08:37 PM
NickDShoes

SensibleNick (we know that shit aint possible)

SensibleNFresh (sounds like a douche...shit...that's it...)

POJO_Risin
07-09-2006, 08:39 PM
What's kinky, the shitting or the peeing?

christ, I'm sorry, this is going nowhere good.

SensibleShoes
07-09-2006, 08:39 PM
Douchebaby. Hmmmmm

SensibleShoes
07-09-2006, 08:42 PM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
What's kinky, the shitting or the peeing?

christ, I'm sorry, this is going nowhere good.

Now see here. I brought up kinky. (as well as the Kinks and Lolita.) For the record, peeing (Golden Showers) and shitting (Scatplay) are both recognized kinky fetishes. I know this cause my mother told me "do what I say, not what I do."

SensibleShoes
07-09-2006, 08:51 PM
Oh heavens, I've driven them all away already. There goes my good reputation.

Matt White
07-09-2006, 09:03 PM
"With enough courage...you can do without a reputation"

Nickdfresh
07-09-2006, 09:08 PM
Originally posted by SensibleShoes
I was never into the Kinks.

LOL No, not "Lola," "Lolita!"

Young teacher the subject
Of schoolgirl fantasy
She wants him so badly
Knows what she wants to be
Inside her there's longing
This girl's an open page
Book marking - she's so close now
This girl is half his age

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

Her friends are so jealous
You know how bad girls get
Sometimes it's not so easy
To be the teacher's pet
Temptation, frustration
So bad it makes him cry
Wet bus stop, she's waiting
His car is warm and dry

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

Loose talk in the classroom
To hurt they try and try
Strong words in the staff room
The accusations fly
It's no use, he sees her
He starts to shake and cough
Just like the old man in
That book by Nabakov

Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me
Don't stand, don't stand so
Don't stand so close to me

--The Police (Sting)

SensibleShoes
07-09-2006, 09:30 PM
OHHHHHHHH......

So there was a Police Sting Operation on the tranvestite the Kinks were singing about?

And is Eric Clapton "Nabakov?"

Ingenious.

SensibleShoes
07-09-2006, 09:31 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
"With enough courage...you can do without a reputation"

Whew. Thank God.

POJO_Risin
07-09-2006, 09:40 PM
Once again, Matt "Scat" White says the truth.

Sorry Matt, I know you didn't want that out.

SensibleShoes
07-09-2006, 09:41 PM
Oh it's better to get it out as long as there's enough TP.

POJO_Risin
07-09-2006, 09:52 PM
Well alright then. I have to admit, this thread certainly isn't going in the direction that I thought. But hey, how bad could a thread be that is about pissing and shitting on people!

the DDLR brings out the best in us!

POJO_Risin
07-09-2006, 09:55 PM
Wouldn't it be natural just to lick up what's left if you don't have any TP?

You mean Penthouse isn't true?

Matt White
07-09-2006, 09:59 PM
This is turning into a DM thread....................:eek:

SensibleShoes
07-09-2006, 09:59 PM
Well it might be natural for YOU....

(but ick)

Matt White
07-09-2006, 10:04 PM
Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Once again, Matt "Scat" White says the truth.

Sorry Matt, I know you didn't want that out.

Idiosyncrasies..................what can ya do?

POJO_Risin
07-09-2006, 10:07 PM
You just gotta run with them...

I seem to recall when I was in college...when I made the little sorority girl use the chicken wing...thinking...

why not...

some times you gotta go with the flow...

and use the chicken wing...

Matt White
07-09-2006, 10:10 PM
LOL

"College"

The best 10 years of my life.................:cool:

ALinChainz
07-09-2006, 10:31 PM
I believe Thudner calls it "The Love Dump".

POJO_Risin
07-09-2006, 10:51 PM
It was great...a couple of weeks ago...I see this chick from college...so we go have lunch...

so...about 20 minutes in I see her reach below the table...and I'm think...

Nice...

well...

she looks at me with this surprised look...

and says...

oh shit...THERE'S THE CHICKEN WING! It's taken me 8 years to find that thing!

well...she's looking again...

cock-a-doodle-doo...

Golden AWe
07-10-2006, 01:14 AM
This thread made me curious...



What sauce did the chicken wing have?

alexpgrimes
07-10-2006, 02:17 AM
douche eh??? nothing like a little dressing for our salad.. vinegar and water ofcourse..

Golden AWe
07-10-2006, 03:27 AM
This is turning into a DM thread...
we like to talk about cack!

SensibleShoes
07-10-2006, 06:19 AM
It's not! It's not!!!!!

Nickdfresh
07-10-2006, 06:24 AM
The new Dump Mistress is here...

Matt White
07-10-2006, 06:51 AM
Roll out the red carpet.............

Shoes_(inactive)_Sensible
07-10-2006, 08:52 AM
I decline. DECLINE!!!!

Matt White
07-10-2006, 09:12 AM
It wasn't an invitation...........


"ONE OF US"

"ONE OF US"

"ONE OF US"

Shoes_(inactive)_Sensible
07-10-2006, 11:34 AM
(SHUTTING EYES SO SHE CAN'T SEE THE SWINGING POCKET WATCH)

bueno bob
07-10-2006, 11:42 AM
This thread is giving me indigestion.

Hopefully things will go better once Seenbad and I actually get together for hot wings at Hooters...

SensibleShoes
07-10-2006, 08:08 PM
You're gonna meet seenbad? COOL! Now see, the thread is actually back on track!!!!

"Dontcha just love when you actually meet somebody from the sites?"

Tell SB Shoes says Hello. He probably remembers shreading me when I was a newbie.

Golden AWe
07-11-2006, 04:22 AM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
The new Dump Mistress is here...

I think she used to visit our Dump Mistress threads in the past...

(I don't remember if they were about boots and slavery or plain fisting)

Golden AWe
07-11-2006, 04:24 AM
I've met THE ROCKER, who's also a good friend of LOC, and his charming wife in Prague back in 2003...I was staying at their place for 4-5 days...

The first night she had a very attractive friend with her and the four of us went out but I think I spoke more about Van Halen with HIM than I tried to pick the friend up...ahahahha

SensibleShoes
07-11-2006, 06:13 PM
I've met lotsa folks. Les Funk. AlexPGrimes. Twonabomber. Igosplut. TommyV. Some tattooed guy whose name I can't remember.

I've tried to meet others, but something always happens to screw it up.

I THOUGHT I met GOlden Awe, but it was just some guy from Minnesota pretending to be royalty. He had his finger in a dyke, what was I to think?

Golden AWe
07-12-2006, 06:37 AM
Yeah, I'd never put my FINGER on a dyke!

something else, perhaps!

feel free to visit Finland Funland when you want to see polar bears, uhuhuhuhuhuhu

SensibleShoes
07-12-2006, 01:49 PM
Aw SHIT is Den there?

Golden AWe
07-12-2006, 04:19 PM
POLAR! not PANDA!

Pandas suck!

me on the other hand...

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=38319

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/9619/dirtyharry20ie.jpg

hideyoursheep
11-01-2009, 01:05 PM
Bring on the nugget porn!!

Sensible Shoes
11-01-2009, 06:51 PM
Jesus Christ Who found and bumped this!!!! LMAO!!!!!

Jesus Christ
11-01-2009, 09:27 PM
Jesus Christ Who found and bumped this!!!! LMAO!!!!!

Not sure why you're asking Me about that?

I know it wasn't Me. (I never post on the Sabbath)

Sensible Shoes
11-01-2009, 09:31 PM
Ah, Jesus. I've missed you. But you've been busy taking care of my mother and sisters. And Aunt. And former boyfriend. Guess you've been busy, and of course, I've been hiding from you.

Jesus Christ
11-01-2009, 09:32 PM
It is impossible to hide from Me. Jesus is everywhere.

And I meaneth that not in a "stalker" kind of way, of course. :jesuslol:

Sensible Shoes
11-01-2009, 10:21 PM
Well that's not good. Perhaps you can officially tell me when I'm going to hell.

Anonymous
11-02-2009, 05:52 PM
It is impossible to hide from Me. Jesus is everywhere.

I thought that was your father. Trying to overthrow the old man already?

They grow up so fast...

Cheers! :bottle:

Coyote
11-02-2009, 06:00 PM
I thought that was your father. Trying to overthrow the old man already?

They grow up so fast...

Cheers! :bottle:

I thought that was Lucy Ferry's job, the taking over bit?

Coyote
11-02-2009, 06:08 PM
It is impossible to hide from Me. Jesus is everywhere.

I was gonna say something about photons and quantum physics, but then it hit me...

Dr. Love
11-02-2009, 09:03 PM
POLAR! not PANDA!

Pandas suck!

me on the other hand...

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=38319

http://img164.imageshack.us/img164/9619/dirtyharry20ie.jpg

Your coffee is running pretty low, careful that it doesn't burn off.

Sensible Shoes
11-04-2009, 07:21 AM
I don't get it.

GAR
11-20-2009, 02:10 AM
That is a home-invasion panty burglar.

Do not look.