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MERRYKISSMASS2U
07-10-2006, 04:00 AM
Megadeth - 5 magics. the song is really good, but the lyrics suck.

Bestow upon me knowledge
Wizard - all knowing all wise
I want to rule this kingdom
Make sweet the breeze now defiled
Dethrone the evil prince's iron fists
In velvet gloves of sin
Parade the grey robed monks
The vestal virgins,wheel the wyvern's in
Let the ceremony
consecrate the marriage
Let me be the protege
Of five magics
Give me alchemy
Wizardry
Sorcery
Thermatology
Electricity
Magic if you please
Master all of these
Bring him to his knees
I master five magics

Possessed with hellish torment
I master magics "5"
Hunting the abyss lord
Only one will stay alive
He who lives by the sword
Will surely also die
He who lives in sin
Will surely live the lie

sadaist
07-10-2006, 05:09 AM
Damn you! That song kicks some serious ass. But you're right, the lyrics are kinda dumb. Same with Psychotron.

DLR's worst lyrics have got to be Stand Up. Van Halen, probably How Many Say I or Up For Breakfast.

But I'll have to vote for Cherry Pie from Warrant or Up All Night from Slaughter for dumbest ever.

sadaist
07-10-2006, 05:09 AM
Dang, forgot about Ugly Kid Joe...Everything About You.

Padre Atilio
07-10-2006, 05:16 AM
I love this song as the whole Rust In Peace album but youre right the lyrics are strange but it remains a good song. Mustaine maybe wanted to write somethin special and he came up with this one... :)

knerken
07-10-2006, 06:19 AM
Anything by Manowar

binnie
07-10-2006, 06:41 AM
Saxon - Denim and Leather.

"denim and leather, they bring us togehter"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(always had a soft spot for em tho)

binnie
07-10-2006, 06:42 AM
Oh, hang on

"Loch Ness" by Judas Priest!

Absolutely shocking......

binnie
07-10-2006, 06:44 AM
Originally posted by sadaist
Up All Night from Slaughter for dumbest ever.

Now we're talking

"Awake from dusk till dawn
Watchin the city lights
The lights come shinin' down
They'll be shinin down on you and I
And I hold you till the morin comes

EVERYBODY SING IT NOW

UP ALL NIGHT

SLEEP ALL DAY

That's right"

I think Slaughter should also get a mention for "FLy to the Angels"...

They were shit lyrics too...

Mr Badguy
07-10-2006, 06:45 AM
"Read my body" by Kiss.

READ MY BODY
Are the letters big enough?
READ MY BODY
Do you like the book of my love?
READ MY BODY
Turn the page, get to the good stuff
EXTRA! EXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT!

Horseshit.

And that`s just the chorus.

binnie
07-10-2006, 06:45 AM
Originally posted by knerken
Anything by Manowar

Didn't they have a song called "real men play on 10"?

binnie
07-10-2006, 06:47 AM
Also Anthrax "Medusa"

Now Anthrax are one of my altime favs, but check this out

"Medusa
She's staring at you
With her eyes"

Like, what else is she gonna be starin at you with, her feet?

Mr Badguy
07-10-2006, 06:48 AM
Originally posted by binnie
Saxon - Denim and Leather.

"denim and leather, they bring us togehter"


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

(always had a soft spot for em tho)

Do you dream of playing guitar?
Or smashing up the drums?
Maybe you can learn to play the bass
You can always be a singer
Like me, and front the band
We`re on th stage we wait at your command

Great!

Where were you in `79, when the dam began to burst?

binnie
07-10-2006, 06:50 AM
Fantastic, right?

Sometimes shit lyrics make a song worthwhile....

binnie
07-10-2006, 06:51 AM
"I'm a cowboy, on a steel horse I ride, cause i'm wanted, WANTEEDD,

Dead or alive"

That's gonna be in everyon'es heads all day....

binnie
07-10-2006, 06:56 AM
Hows about,

"My World" from Use Your Illusions 2.

Now they are shit lyrics....

Mr Badguy
07-10-2006, 07:01 AM
Originally posted by binnie
Didn't they have a song called "real men play on 10"?

All men play on ten:

I made a rock n roll sin when I tried giving in
To make money, had to turn down low
They said "Why be proud, don`t play so loud,
Be like us and get a sound that`s real thin.
Wear a polyester suit, act happy, look cute,
Get a haircut and buy small gear".
That`s when I turned to them and said:
"Hold it, right there!".

Well it`s more to me than just a job
And while I`m playing you won`t get robbed
Nobody tells a man how to play
It just ain`t that way
Hey, hey, hey, can`t you hear me say

ALL MEN PLAY ON TEN
I`m never going to turn down again
ALL MEN PLAY ON TEN
I`m never gonna turn down again

I`m jet fuel honey, plug me into 220
Step back and let my fingers fly
While I`m burning up my gear there`s a fire in your ear
that won`t stop until the day you die
I really put it to the floor when I hear the crowd roar
Oh, it`s music to my ears when they scream
The I run back to the power rack and deck, all of my gear

Well it`s more to me than just a job
And while I`m playing you won`t get robbed
Nobody tells a man how to play
It just ain`t that way
Hey, hey, hey, can`t you hear me say?

ALL MEN PLAY ON TEN
I`m never going to turn down again
ALL MEN PLAY ON TEN
I`m never going to turn down again



Jeez, I managed that just from memory!

Dumb? Yes.

Funny? Yes.

Relevant? Yes!

Wawazat
07-10-2006, 07:40 AM
Uh-uuh
Uhhhh

Wa-ahahahah
Hey!
Wa-ahahahah

We drink Mescal right from the bottle
Salt shaker, little lick a lime, ahh
Throwin' down, down, tryin' to reach the bottom
Where the guave worm, well he's mine all mine

(Oooh) Come on, crash on the beach
(Oooh) You know I wanna
(Oooh) Make love in the sea (oooh)
(Oooh) Woo! Gonna try a little dance
(Oooh) So Cabo Wabo
(Oooh) It's all right by me

Let me take you down
I will show you all around
(Down in Cabo)
Let me take you down
Face down in Cabo, kissin' the ground. Woo! Come on

Face down (Face down)
Down in Cabo
Take me down (Take me down)
Down to Cabo. Uh!
Face down (Face down)
Down in Cabo
doin' the Cabo Wabo, ow!
Take me down (Take me down)
Down to Cabo, woo!
Come on, get it, get it, ow!
Ah-hah! Woo-hoo! Ow! Come on!


not sure if that shit even qualifies as lyrics though

knerken
07-10-2006, 08:22 AM
One of my favourite songs of all time:

Turbonegro - The Age Of Pamparius

So you think you had an opera -
Well not like this -
So you think you had a napoli -
Well not like this -
So you think you had a decent pizza -
Well not like this -
So you think you had a real good pizza -
Well not like this -

You've got nothing to lose pamparius -
Gonna wear them happy shoes tonight -
You've got nothing to lose pamparius -
Gonna bake a motherfuckin' pizza tonight -
Alright -

So you think you had a pepperoni -
Well not like this -
So you think you had a calzone -
Well not like this -
So you thought you could make your own -
Well not like this -
So you thought you could take it home -
Well not like this -

You've got nothing to lose pamparius -
Gonna wear them happy shoes tonight -
You got nothing to lose pamparius -
Gonna bake a motherfuckin' pizza tonight -
Motherfuckin' pizza tonight -

Clock strikes twelve -

Apocalypse dudes got nothing to lose -
Gonna stomp some teenage ass tonight -
Apocalypse dudes got nothing to lose -
Gonna bake some motherfucking magic tonight -
Tonight - tonight - well alright -

The song kicks ass, but the lyrics are retarded and hell funny!

Mr. Vengeance
07-10-2006, 11:12 AM
All Spammy sucks and this sng is among the worst, but this particular verse is clearly the worst lyric writing EVER:

One foot on the brake and one on the gas, hey!
Well, there's too much traffic, I can't pass, no!
So I tried my best illegal move
A big black and white come and crushed my groove again!

CHORUS:
Go on & write me up for 125
Post my face, wanted dead or alive
Take my license n' all that jive
I can't drive 55! Oh No! Uh!

binnie
07-10-2006, 11:34 AM
Originally posted by Mr Badguy
All men play on ten:

Jeez, I managed that just from memory!

Dumb? Yes.

Funny? Yes.

Relevant? Yes!

An outstanding memory, I must say!

Those lyrics are so bad you have to love em.

MERRYKISSMASS2U
07-11-2006, 12:37 AM
Originally posted by binnie
Hows about,

"My World" from Use Your Illusions 2.

Now they are shit lyrics....

is that even considered music?

GUESS WHAT I'M DOING NOW?

DylanLeeRoth
07-11-2006, 01:48 AM
How about...Pantera "Walk" there simple and sound good. But when you really listen you're like. "Thats all?"

MERRYKISSMASS2U
07-11-2006, 02:12 AM
Originally posted by DylanLeeRoth
How about...Pantera "Walk" there simple and sound good. But when you really listen you're like. "Thats all?"

The simplest song is probably Dyer Maker by Led Zep. Oh oh oh im sick of this oh oh oh oh oh song!

MERRYKISSMASS2U
07-11-2006, 02:24 AM
Dare I say DLR - Skyscraper?

MAPRamone
07-11-2006, 03:45 AM
Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
The simplest song is probably Dyer Maker by Led Zep. Oh oh oh im sick of this oh oh oh oh oh song!

Led Zep attempts reggae... ... not so good! They did good with rock'n'roll, blues, r'n'b and folk, but reggae? Nah.

binnie
07-11-2006, 04:49 AM
"I'll be there for you" Bon Jovi.


"I'll be there for you
These five words I swear to you
When you breathe, I wanna be the air for you
I'll be there for you

I'll be there for you
Therse five words I'll swear for you
Words can't say what love can do
I'll be there for you."

jslav06
07-11-2006, 03:39 PM
Dumbest Lyrics ever?! HAH easy...

She put the cream in my coffee (first thing in the morning)
Put that butter on my biscuit (honeydew my melons)
Cherries on bananas (gonna need a second helpin')
You know I'm up for breakfast so early in the morning

Got bacon on the table (first thing in the morning)

MERRYKISSMASS2U
07-11-2006, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by binnie
"I'll be there for you" Bon Jovi.


"I'll be there for you
These five words I swear to you
When you breathe, I wanna be the air for you
I'll be there for you

I'll be there for you
Therse five words I'll swear for you
Words can't say what love can do
I'll be there for you."

There's only 5 unique words to the entire song!



KISS - Lick it Up


Dont wanna wait til you know me better
Lets just be glad for the time together
Lifes such a treat and its time you taste it
There aint a reason on earth to waste it
It aint a crime to be good to yourself
Chorus:
Lick it up, lick it up, its only right now
Lick it up, lick it up, ooh yeah
Lick it up, lick it up, come on, come on
Lick it up, lick it up

Dont need to wait for an invitation
You gotta live like youre on vacation
Theres something sweet you cant buy with money - lick it up, lick it up
Its all you need, so believe me honey
It aint a crime to be good to yourelf

Chorus

Come on - its only right now (its only right now)
Ooh yeah (ooh yeah) ooh yeah (ooh yeah), yeah yeah

Chorus repeats out


Kiss got so lame after the makeup. Damn Gene and his money...

binnie
07-11-2006, 04:27 PM
I actually like the lyrics to "lick it up"

Always cheers me up, but I admit that they are cheesy as hell!

MERRYKISSMASS2U
07-11-2006, 04:28 PM
Originally sung by Sammy Hagar
an only
Time will tell
If we stand the test of time

Wow...

binnie
07-11-2006, 04:47 PM
Another Hagar "classic"

There's only one way (To Rock)

"I heard it called by different names, all over the world but it's all the same
There's so many ways to make love, a million ways I've been thinkin' of
But There's only one way
There's only one
there's only one way

To Rock"

Etc etc.....

binnie
07-11-2006, 04:48 PM
Limp Bizkit "Break stuff"

"I pack a chainsaw, I'll skin your ass raw"

oooo I'm terrified...

MERRYKISSMASS2U
07-11-2006, 05:30 PM
Originally posted by binnie
Limp Bizkit "Break stuff"

"I pack a chainsaw, I'll skin your ass raw"

oooo I'm terrified...

that sounds funny!

Padre Atilio
07-11-2006, 05:31 PM
I think we have a winner - Up For Breakfast sucks more than anything else...

Many great songs were written with shitty lyrics bu who cares if its good then its good :)

MERRYKISSMASS2U
07-11-2006, 06:09 PM
Holy Diver
You've been down too long in the midnight sea
Oh what's becoming of me

Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh don't you see what I mean

Gotta get away
Holy Diver

Shiny diamonds
Like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue
Something is coming for you

Race for the morning
You can hide in the sun 'till you see the light
Oh we will pray it's all right

Gotta get away-get away

Between the velvet lies
There's a truth that's hard as steel
The vision never dies
Life's a never ending wheel

Holy Diver
You're the star of the masquerade
No need to look so afraid

Jump on the tiger
You can feel his heart but you know he's mean
Some light can never be seen

Repeat verse 1

jslav06
07-11-2006, 07:26 PM
Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
Holy Diver
You've been down too long in the midnight sea
Oh what's becoming of me

Ride the tiger
You can see his stripes but you know he's clean
Oh don't you see what I mean

Gotta get away
Holy Diver

Shiny diamonds
Like the eyes of a cat in the black and blue
Something is coming for you

Race for the morning
You can hide in the sun 'till you see the light
Oh we will pray it's all right

Gotta get away-get away

Between the velvet lies
There's a truth that's hard as steel
The vision never dies
Life's a never ending wheel

Holy Diver
You're the star of the masquerade
No need to look so afraid

Jump on the tiger
You can feel his heart but you know he's mean
Some light can never be seen

Repeat verse 1

So what if he likes tigers? You find something that sounds like it would kinda rhyme with diver that sounds badass.

MERRYKISSMASS2U
07-11-2006, 07:52 PM
Originally posted by jslav06
So what if he likes tigers? You find something that sounds like it would kinda rhyme with diver that sounds badass.

Tiger
Diver
Divin' into the fuckin' water yeah clap your hands
[solo]

binnie
07-12-2006, 03:34 AM
Originally posted by Padre Atilio
I think we have a winner - Up For Breakfast sucks more than anything else...

Many great songs were written with shitty lyrics bu who cares if its good then its good :)

Yep, I would be more than happy if that won!

However, I think the lyrics in Dreams are the worst ever by a long long way....

MERRYKISSMASS2U
07-12-2006, 04:51 PM
Originally posted by binnie
Yep, I would be more than happy if that won!

However, I think the lyrics in Dreams are the worst ever by a long long way....

This beats it:

You say that we've got nothing in common
No common ground to start from
And we're falling apart
You'll say the world has come between us
Our lives have come between us
But I know you just don't care

CHORUS:
And I said what about "Breakfast at Tiffany's?
She said, "I think I remember the film,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it."
And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."

I see you - the only one who knew me
And now your eyes see through me
I guess I was wrong
So what now? It's plain to see we're over,
And I hate when things are over -
When so much is left undone

CHORUS:
And I said what about "Breakfast at Tiffany's?
She said, "I think I remember the film,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it."
And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."

You say that we've got nothing in common
No common ground to start from
And we're falling apart
You'll say the world has come between us
Our lives have come between us
But I know you just don't care

CHORUS:
And I said what about "Breakfast at Tiffany's?
She said, "I think I remember the film,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it."
And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."

Mr. Vengeance
07-13-2006, 10:46 AM
What kills me is that Spammy used to make a big production about singing "Jump" because he was "a lyricist"...yet the trash he wrote is among the worst ever!!!

Yeah Mas Tequila, assholelips!!!!

MERRYKISSMASS2U
07-13-2006, 11:47 AM
Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
What kills me is that Spammy used to make a big production about singing "Jump" because he was "a lyricist"...yet the trash he wrote is among the worst ever!!!

Yeah Mas Tequila, assholelips!!!!

I hate it that he sings Jump, Panama, and the other DLR songs. It sucks. I wonder if DLR would sing Yankee Rose if VH reunited.

binnie
07-13-2006, 01:24 PM
Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
This beats it:

You say that we've got nothing in common
No common ground to start from
And we're falling apart
You'll say the world has come between us
Our lives have come between us
But I know you just don't care

CHORUS:
And I said what about "Breakfast at Tiffany's?
She said, "I think I remember the film,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it."
And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."

I see you - the only one who knew me
And now your eyes see through me
I guess I was wrong
So what now? It's plain to see we're over,
And I hate when things are over -
When so much is left undone

CHORUS:
And I said what about "Breakfast at Tiffany's?
She said, "I think I remember the film,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it."
And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."

You say that we've got nothing in common
No common ground to start from
And we're falling apart
You'll say the world has come between us
Our lives have come between us
But I know you just don't care

CHORUS:
And I said what about "Breakfast at Tiffany's?
She said, "I think I remember the film,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it."
And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."


Wasn't that band called Deep Blue Something?

Holy shit, why do the shit songs always stickin your head?

MERRYKISSMASS2U
07-13-2006, 05:28 PM
Originally posted by binnie
Wasn't that band called Deep Blue Something?

Holy shit, why do the shit songs always stickin your head?

very good question.

My friends and I love to impersonate the retarded zombie dude in 5 Magics who does a "duet" with Mustaine.

Mr. Vengeance
07-13-2006, 06:18 PM
Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
I hate it that he sings Jump, Panama, and the other DLR songs. It sucks. I wonder if DLR would sing Yankee Rose if VH reunited.

I wouldn't even want him to. IF they ever smarten up and get back on the road, I want only the CVH. The show needs to be at least 2 1/2 hrs long and they need to play just about everything. They can leave out Sunday Afternoon in the Park if they want......

Eddie has to cut his solo down to a few minutes. We don't need more than a couple of Alex. The bassplayer doesn't have to fight to the death with his bass! These things take up time from the SONGS.

MERRYKISSMASS2U
07-13-2006, 10:11 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
I wouldn't even want him to. IF they ever smarten up and get back on the road, I want only the CVH. The show needs to be at least 2 1/2 hrs long and they need to play just about everything. They can leave out Sunday Afternoon in the Park if they want......

Eddie has to cut his solo down to a few minutes. We don't need more than a couple of Alex. The bassplayer doesn't have to fight to the death with his bass! These things take up time from the SONGS.

Bassplayer doesn't need a solo. It's boring. Alex doesn't need a solo.... also boring. Ed doesn't need a solo.... there is one in every song.

blueturk
07-13-2006, 10:31 PM
Well anyway...I like this song (Michael Schenker guitar solo!) but the lyrics sure are dumb. Actually, a lot of Scorpions lyrics are pretty bad, but I blame it on the language barrier.

LOVEDRIVE
Music :Rudolf Schenker
Lyrics:Klaus Meine

A girl to drive a car to love
The music rocks me down the motorway
My whore's got wings we're taking off
And I can't stop this flight of speed today

It's a lovedrive on wheels of fire
A lovedrive just one desire love
You drive me crazy babe

It's a lovedrive on wheels of fire
A lovedrive just one desire love
You drive me crazy babe

The city lights of London town
Are far away my hand is on her wing (on her wing)
I stop the car and she gets down
I'd like to show why Scorpions got a sting

It's a lovedrive on wheels of fire
A lovedrive just one desire love
Sweet love, you drive me crazy babe

It's a lovedrive on wheels of fire
A lovedrive just one desire love
Sweet love, you drive me crazy babe

It's a lovedrive on wheels of fire
A lovedrive just one desire love
You drive me crazy babe

It's a lovedrive on wheels of fire
A lovedrive just one desire love
Sweet love, you drive me crazy babe

You drive me crazy babe
You drive me crazy babe
You drive me crazy babe
You drive me crazy baby

It's a lovedrive

MERRYKISSMASS2U
07-13-2006, 10:36 PM
I like the song, and I'd like some of the stuff Dave was smoking when he wrote this:
I can hear the sound
Of the North Star calling
Put your high beams on
Stay on my wing
I'm falling
And spinning and turning
This is ultra-glide
The beginnings of great things
Cannot be seen
By your naked eye

Can you see me kow crack the skies like lightnin'
Mama's little sonic boom
Is simply frighteninig
I'm a skyscraper

Float like a buttuerfly
Acrobatic
Sting like a B-52
Dramatic
And the radar locks on you
No static

Can I reach it now
I'm not up here often
God only knows
And he ain!t talkin'
I'm a skyscraper.

MAPRamone
07-14-2006, 02:11 AM
Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
This beats it:

You say that we've got nothing in common
No common ground to start from
And we're falling apart
You'll say the world has come between us
Our lives have come between us
But I know you just don't care

CHORUS:
And I said what about "Breakfast at Tiffany's?
She said, "I think I remember the film,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it."
And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."

I see you - the only one who knew me
And now your eyes see through me
I guess I was wrong
So what now? It's plain to see we're over,
And I hate when things are over -
When so much is left undone

CHORUS:
And I said what about "Breakfast at Tiffany's?
She said, "I think I remember the film,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it."
And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."

You say that we've got nothing in common
No common ground to start from
And we're falling apart
You'll say the world has come between us
Our lives have come between us
But I know you just don't care

CHORUS:
And I said what about "Breakfast at Tiffany's?
She said, "I think I remember the film,
And as I recall, I think, we both kinda liked it."
And I said, "Well, that's the one thing we've got."
I unfortunately remember this one. Luckily this band was a one hit wonder.

sadaist
07-14-2006, 02:18 AM
I'm not sure who sang this 1980's gem.


"Get out of my dreams....

get into my car."

MERRYKISSMASS2U
07-14-2006, 02:19 AM
Originally posted by sadaist
I'm not sure who sang this 1980's gem.


"Get out of my dreams....

get into my car."

Billy Ocean



Lyrics featured below: "Get out of my dreams, get into my car", "Carribean Queen"

Get out of my dreams, get into my car

Hey you, get in to my car
Who me?
Yes you, get in to my car
Woooooooooh. Wah! Hey!

Who's that lady
Coming down the road
Who's that lady
Who's that woman
Walking through my door
What's the score
I'll be the sun
Shining on you
Hey Cinderella
Step in your shoe
I'll be your non-stop lover
Get it while you can
Your non-stop miracle
I'm your man

Get outta my dreams
Get in to my car
Get outta my dream
Get in to the back seat baby
Get in to my car
Beep Beep, yeah
Get outta my mind
Get in to my life
Ooooooh
Oh I said hey (Hey) you (You)
Get in to my car

Oh baby

Lady driver
Let me take your wheel
Smooth operator
Touch my bumper (Bumper)
Hey, let's make a deal
Make it real
Like a road runner
Coming after you
Just like a hero
Outta the blue
I'll be your non-stop lover
Get it while you can
Your non-stop miracle
I'm your man

Get outta my dreams
Get in to my car
Get outta my dreams
Get in the back seat baby
Get in to my car
Beep beep, yeah
Get outta my mind
Get in to my life
Ooooh
Oh I said hey (Hey) you (You)
Get in to my car

Oh baby, lets go!

I said open the door
(Get in the back)
Tread on the floor
(Get on the track)

Yeah (Yeah) yeah (Yeah)
Yeah (Yeah) yeah (Yeah)

Let's go!!

Oooh, wooow, yeah

I'll be the sun
Shining on you
Hey Cinderella
Step in your shoe
I'll be your non-stop lover
Get it while you can
Your non-stop miracle
I'm your man

Get outta my... get outta my...
Woooooooooh
Get out my dreams

Carribean Queen

She dashed by me in painted on jeans
And all heads turned 'cause she was the dream
In the blink of an eye I knew her number and her name yeah
Ah she said I was the tiger she wanted to tame

CHORUS
Caribbean queen
Now we're sharing the same dream
And our hearts they beat as one
No more love on the run

I lose my cool when she steps in the room
And I get so excited just from her perfume
Electric eyes that you can't ignore
And passion burns you like never before

I was in search of a good time
Just running my game
Love was the furthest
Furthest from my mind

sadaist
07-14-2006, 02:22 AM
Originally posted by binnie
Another Hagar "classic"

There's only one way (To Rock)

"I heard it called by different names, all over the world but it's all the same
There's so many ways to make love, a million ways I've been thinkin' of
But There's only one way
There's only one
there's only one way

To Rock"

Etc etc.....


I actually don't hate that song, and I liked when Eddie added some trademark stuff to it when they played it live on the 5150 tour. But the rhythm is a bit monotonous. Worst Hagar song IMO is Three Lock Box.

sadaist
07-14-2006, 02:24 AM
Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
Billy Ocean



HA! I was going to say Lionel Richie. Good memory.

MERRYKISSMASS2U
07-14-2006, 04:01 AM
Originally posted by sadaist
HA! I was going to say Lionel Richie. Good memory.

<a href="http://www.google.com/search?lr=&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&q=%22Get%20out%20of%20my%20dreams....%20get%20into %20my%20car.%22">google.com</a> is my friend.

binnie
07-14-2006, 04:58 AM
Originally posted by sadaist
I actually don't hate that song, and I liked when Eddie added some trademark stuff to it when they played it live on the 5150 tour. But the rhythm is a bit monotonous. Worst Hagar song IMO is Three Lock Box.

Eddie did make it better. The song isn't that bad, but the lyrics are awful.

Three Lock Box is a stinker tho...

jslav06
07-14-2006, 06:27 PM
Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
Tiger
Diver
Divin' into the fuckin' water yeah clap your hands
[solo]

Point taken. ;)

MERRYKISSMASS2U
07-14-2006, 06:31 PM
Originally posted by jslav06
Point taken. ;)


<a href="http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=56044">www.songmeanings.net </a>can answer a lot of "What the fuck was <a href="http://www.songmeanings.net/artist.php?aid=7498">he</a> thinking?!?!?!!?" questions.

MERRYKISSMASS2U
07-14-2006, 06:32 PM
<a href="http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=56044">Holy Diver Explanation</a>

jslav06
07-14-2006, 07:10 PM
Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
<a href="http://www.songmeanings.net/lyric.php?lid=56044">www.songmeanings.net </a>can answer a lot of "What the fuck was <a href="http://www.songmeanings.net/artist.php?aid=7498">he</a> thinking?!?!?!!?" questions.

Neato. I wish I knew of this site a while back. I could've used it.

MERRYKISSMASS2U
07-14-2006, 07:14 PM
Originally posted by jslav06
Neato. I wish I knew of this site a while back. I could've used it.

It is completely awesome. After reading it for awhile, the site teaches you what to look for in a song. Now, I usually decipher songs in my head. After a month or so, you won't need the site.