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WARF
07-11-2006, 03:42 AM
Pick one of these shit stinkers!
WARF
07-11-2006, 04:00 AM
i'M GOING WITH dEF lEPPARD LOVE BITES!!!
FORD
07-11-2006, 04:14 AM
No contest.

"How Do I Know When It's Cheese" was the worst piece of shit released that year by far.
FORD
07-11-2006, 04:20 AM
Eddie was lookin' for someone'
Somethin' to fill the huge hole
We think we rock but don't sound like Van Halen
Our egos are out of control, ohhh!

How do I know when it's cheese?
I can't tell you but it smells like cheddar
Ohhhhhh!
How does it sound when it's cheese?
It's just making you puke forever
When it's cheese

You look at every fan in a crowd
Some spit and some keep on guessin'
Waiting for that banner to come into focus
"VAN HAGAR SUCKS" is the lesson
Ooh!

How do I know when it's cheese?
I can't tell you but it smells like cheddar
Ohhhhhh!
How does it sound when it's cheese?
It's just making you puke forever
When it's cheese

(Oh oh oh oh) Oh, when it's cheese
(Oh oh oh oh) You can smell it, yeah!
(Oh oh oh oh) Cause Dave is missin', yeah!

(Synth Solo)

(Oh oh oh oh) Yeah, you can hear it
(Oh oh oh oh) Oh, when it's cheese
(Oh oh oh oh) Van Halen's missing, ow!

How do I know when it's cheese?
I can't tell you but it smells like cheddar
Ohhhhhh!
How does it sound when it's cheese?
It's just making you puke forever
When it's cheese

We won't last forever

(Baa baa baa-ah baa baa)
When it's cheese
(Baa baa baa-ah baa baa)
(Baa baa baa-ah baa baa)
(Baa baa baa-ah baa baa)
You and I, we're gonna fuck this band together
(Baa baa baa-ah baa baa) (repeat to end)
When it's cheese, ooh
When it's cheese, baby
You can smell it, yeah!
We can't last forever
Ooh-ooh, it's cheeeeese
WARF
07-11-2006, 04:29 AM
LMAO!
Is that new FORD?
binnie
07-11-2006, 04:40 AM
Bon jovi, never been good at videos',

Never been good at anything really...
FORD
07-11-2006, 04:47 AM
Originally posted by WARF
LMAO!
Is that new FORD?

Nah, I wrote that years ago.
WARF
07-11-2006, 04:48 AM
Hmmm... I don't remember that one.

Maybe it was overshadowed by Queen Street. :lol:
MAPRamone
07-11-2006, 04:51 AM
It was between Van Hagar, Bullet Boys and Def Leppard for me. I picked Van Hagar. In the beginning of the video Spammy actually tries to do the patented DLR jump and the kick! Fucking pathetic!
sadaist
07-11-2006, 05:14 AM
Some stinkers there, but I had to pick Winger. All teeth and chest hair. I don't even think he pretends to play in the video. He's too busy swinging that bass around and looking good.
MAPRamone
07-11-2006, 05:49 AM
I think the George Harrison video is OK and i do like the song though it gets boring pretty quick. The part where "George" is jumping around is pretty funny.
saint
07-11-2006, 07:34 AM
When itīs love ... utter crap