Worst video of 1984

[FORD]

Pretty bad, huh?

[WARF]

Yikes...
im voting for Sammy invading the white house in a parachute!!!

Other videos for honorable mention...
Rock Me Amedeus
Wake me up before you go go
Turn Up The Radio

[FORD]

Originally posted by WARF
Yikes...
im voting for Sammy invading the white house in a parachute!!!



Yeah, the combination of Hagar cheesiness and right wing jingoistic bullshit is hard to top.

[Figs]

Gotta go with "double-o rock."

Holy shit was that bad!

I really don't remember that one.....

[Unchainme]

VOA BY A FUCKING LANDSLIDE,

I remeber when I discovered that piece of shit clip, I pm'd Ford, and asked if theres a good song mocking it.

Again Props To FORD, The DK's Fucking rule!


"Triumph Of The Swill"

Life can only get better
All you need to do is fall in love
Everyone else has fun but you
Buy that fun you'll fit in too

Dance your problems away
GOVERNMENT MUSIC
Cheap escape to that mind-control beat
GOVERNMENT MUSIC
Mellow out-Life's too hard
You don't even want to think

See the macho cock-rock metal heroes
Vomit fire out of their big mouths
Shake your fists obediently
Make Leni Riefenstahl real proud

See the Aryan bozo with the red guitar
Parachute on the White House lawn
Gonna bomb the commies with his air guitar
So dumb he can't drive 55

Like Bing Crosby before them
GOVERNMENT MUSIC
Too idiotic to be real
GOVERNMENT MUSIC
You want it loud?
We'll make sure it goes nowhere
So you won't get ideas

Triumph of the swill
Triumph of the swill
Triumph of the swill
Triumph of the swill

Music is banned in Khomeini's Iran
On the grounds that it stimulates the brain
We've done him one better in the land of coke & honey
Using music to put people's brains to sleep

Ever wonder why commercial radio's so bad?
It's 'cause someone upstairs wants it that way
If the Doors or John Lennon were getting started now
The industry wouldn't sign 'em in a million years

So what do we get
GOVERNMENT MUSIC
Christian censorship and taxed blank tapes
Shoppers strung out on our false hopes
Will flock to obey

Triumph of the swill
Triumph of the swill
Triumph of the swill
Triumph of the swill

I wonder if Jello was ever a CVH fan ;).

[binnie]

V.O.A

man, 1984 was a bumper year for Hagar fans.....

And hell for the rest of us

[Last_Child]

Holy Fuck!

Tough one... Both 55 and VOA FUCKING BLOW, but... which one's the most pathetic?

VOA of course... Sammy as an agent with his little fucking Army of douchebags...?!

Fuckstick.

:mad: