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hitch1969©
07-12-2006, 03:12 AM
howdy folks...

the interweb's "hitch1969©" here, with a few things for y 'all to think about.

... as I shall do on occasion.

FIRST :

I know you fuckers HATE JesterStar. Well, now, I fucking hate the kid too. I dunno, he just crossed an arrogance line of mine.

http://hitchworld1969.com/CIRCLEofTRUST/topic.cgi?forum=1&topic=1257

read it if you give a shit, I fucking don't... Dickens and fucking JizzyStool® are fucking dead to me

Ya know, Sarge, PoJo, Brownie and I were all in IM the other day talking about the direction of the army here. RAM FUCKING TOUGH - that was me.

we talked some shit about vonnie. we talked some shit about brett... we always do this just to break the conversation

WE all agree ... David Lee Roth is a fucking loser who treats his fans like shit

WE would never speak this in public to YOU, however.

Later that day, I masturbated to GAY PORN and shot my load all over the preggerchicks butt

the end.


BREASTS!!

=h=

hitch1969©
07-12-2006, 03:13 AM
who is the nigga general ?

hitch1969©
07-12-2006, 03:14 AM
does the nigga general deserve a sticky?

hitch1969©
07-12-2006, 03:14 AM
FUCK YOU ALL

hitch1969©
07-12-2006, 03:15 AM
who is hitch1969?

Sarge's Little Helper
07-12-2006, 03:15 AM
who is hitch1969?

hitch1969 is the Franchise Player of the David Lee Roth Army! If you think you matter.. you don\'t. If you think you are important.. think again. hitch1969 is the star of this show. He is the motherfuckin Jordan of these forums and dont you ever forget it!

hitch1969©
07-12-2006, 03:15 AM
does hitch1969 deserve a sticky?

Sarge's Little Helper
07-12-2006, 03:15 AM
does hitch1969 deserve a sticky?

sticky this bitch immediately or YOU ARE FIRED! Show the brilliant hitch1969 the respect that member number 2 deserves.

hitch1969©
07-12-2006, 03:34 AM
wheres PA rental

or that fat fuck ford?

elvis , the junkie ?

tossers

MAX
07-12-2006, 04:32 AM
Originally posted by hitch1969©
FUCK YOU ALL

Now, now...

That's not very nice. :(

However, even though I've never understood the "legendary" Hitch "rants?" I'll give props just keeping inline with the way the Army's goin' cos it's goin' back to it's roots and is going nowhere but better. :cool:

Hitch,

Personally, I think you were looking for love in all the Roth places and wound up short with 'lil Jizz. Sorry about that. :(

"Hate" Jizzy? Well, that's the opposite love and I've never donated that much of an emotion to the unfunny maleroom honch.

He has been fun to have around as a resident punching bag though. :cool: Therefore, I hope he continues to pop in from time to time cos I'd rather kick him than my dog at the end of a stressful day, you know?

At the end of the day, it's kind of cool to see the "Mighty" Hitch stop by and grace us with his presence. ;)

hockeyis4fags
07-12-2006, 06:10 AM
Nice show of loyalty there bitch1969.


Originally posted by hitch1969©
who is hitch1969?

A fucking nobody!

Max needs to have his title changed to Roth Army Ass Kisser

Nickdfresh
07-12-2006, 06:23 AM
Originally posted by hockeyis4fags
Nice show of loyalty there bitch1969.



A fucking nobody!

Max needs to have his title changed to Roth Army Ass Kisser

Who are you again myassis4fags?

hockeyis4fags
07-12-2006, 06:29 AM
If I had $20.00 at the right time I could have been your father.

Golden AWe
07-12-2006, 06:43 AM
polished

Nickdfresh
07-12-2006, 06:44 AM
OOOftah, the negativity is good hitch1969©, the purging of your soul and the elemental catharsis of shedding this kling-on™-poser with do you much good. He was bringing things down with his megalomania, who needs that shit?

Spock would be very happy...

Nickdfresh
07-12-2006, 06:46 AM
Originally posted by hockeyis4fags
If I had $20.00 at the right time I could have been your father.

If you had $20 at any time, it's because you just finished blowing some john that pulled you into his car...

bueno bob
07-12-2006, 12:21 PM
Pow!

Figs
07-12-2006, 01:24 PM
Wella wella wella my jaw just hit the floor......




Could you tell me how to get to Carnegie Hall?

FORD
07-12-2006, 01:58 PM
Originally posted by Figs




Could you tell me how to get to Carnegie Hall?

Practice.

Jesterstar
07-12-2006, 07:13 PM
Fuck this shit Hitch. You want a fucking war then a war it fucking is.


All your gay little DLR butt boys are going down with you.

EAT MY ASSHOLE
07-12-2006, 07:35 PM
Since we're on the subject of this "Jesterstar" character", who was it who coined that incredible phrase "Jesterstar...HE'S HUNGRY FOR THE COCK!!!"?

Unchainme
07-12-2006, 07:39 PM
HA! Now we can finally ban him with no Hitch as his buddy. Oh, this is going to be fun.

Nickdfresh
07-12-2006, 07:48 PM
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Since we're on the subject of this "Jesterstar" character", who was it who coined that incredible phrase "Jesterstar...HE'S HUNGRY FOR THE COCK!!!"?

Ohhhh shittttt!!:D

hitch1969©
07-12-2006, 11:07 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Fuck this shit Hitch. You want a fucking war then a war it fucking is.


All your gay little DLR butt boys are going down with you.

thats fine, because we ARE gay DLR butt bois and ooooh do we get down with the gay stuff my friend and YOU WILL NEVER GAT WAY WITH US!!!

who's with me for some gay cocksucking slash buttfucking in the name of destroying jesterstar??

Steve Savicki
07-12-2006, 11:08 PM
Originally posted by hitch1969©
shot my load all over the preggerchicks butt
Originally posted by hitch1969©
butt
Please, that word is nauseous at the moment:
http://www.aimoo.com/forum/postview.cfm?id=386834&CategoryID=470797&ThreadID=2519528

You read it:

*** Photo edited ***

Its true.. I KISSED KATHY"S A** IN TORONTO .......

and KERSTIN TOOK THE PICTURE...

Message edited by: The Official Laura Branigan Discussion Forum moderator

WARF
07-12-2006, 11:25 PM
Now that jesterstar is disowned.
Can we get a sequel to SAVICKI AFTER DARK???

LoungeMachine
07-12-2006, 11:32 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Fuck this shit Hitch. You want a fucking war then a war it fucking is.


All your gay little DLR butt boys are going down with you.


LMMFAO


First off Hitch, how DARE you fucking try and Register JizzySTOOL.

I own the copyrights to that term.


I've owned Jizzy more times than a Strat :cool:





But other than that..........carry on Itchy:D

Unchainme
07-12-2006, 11:45 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMMFAO


First off Hitch, how DARE you fucking try and Register JizzySTOOL.

I own the copyrights to that term.


I've owned Jizzy more times than a Strat :cool:





But other than that..........carry on Itchy:D


But Of course No One had owned Jizzystool more times than Dr. Love.

The Doc is like a god among men, No one could ever touch his greatness, He's like the Muhammad Ali of owning Jizzystool, And To qoute the Diamond One "Just as there will be many Champions, There will only be one Ali."

LoungeMachine
07-12-2006, 11:48 PM
This isn't a question of numbers or quantity Gilligan,,,,,,


I'm talking about coining the term: JizzySTOOL



Look it up.

It's mine.

FORD
07-12-2006, 11:50 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMMFAO


First off Hitch, how DARE you fucking try and Register JizzySTOOL.

I own the copyrights to that term.


that..........carry on Itchy:D

Now wait a motherfucking minute.

True, everybody OWNS Jizzy. But I'm reasonably certain that the specific term "JizzySTOOL" is a registered trademark of FORD Country LLC




And we go to "the tape".....

First recorded use of "Jizzystool" on the Roth Army board. (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=19771&highlight=JizzySTOOL#vbform)

LoungeMachine
07-12-2006, 11:56 PM
Nope.

Guarantee it.

'smine.


All mine.


Look it up. :cool:




Actually, Im kinda pissed you'd even try and claim it.

LMAO

I remember being pleased when you actually used it.

ALinChainz
07-13-2006, 12:02 AM
This just in:

Thunder wants to add Jizzy as his "opening act".

Which "opening" Joey wants is TBA.

Joey is working on a new "mix" called "Busy With Jizzy".

Flash Bastard
07-13-2006, 12:13 AM
I'm calling bullshit on this supposed HW feud.

Jesterfag's links to HW drew nothing but flies, but a feud between #2 and Jester might generate some views at HW, or so they might be thinking.

Sorry boys, this nigga ain't falling for it.

BREASTS!

Unchainme
07-13-2006, 12:13 AM
Originally posted by ALinChainz
This just in:

Thunder wants to add Jizzy as his "opening act".

Which "opening" Joey wants is TBA.

Joey is working on a new "mix" called "Busy With Jizzy".

LMMFAO!

WARF
07-13-2006, 12:18 AM
Yeah... this is like when Dr. Dre and Eazy E were feuding...
for more album sales in the early 90's... lol

ALinChainz
07-13-2006, 12:20 AM
Originally posted by Flash Bastard
I'm calling bullshit on this supposed HW feud.

Jesterfag's links to HW drew nothing but flies, but a feud between #2 and Jester might generate some views at HW, or so they might be thinking.

Sorry boys, this nigga ain't falling for it.

BREASTS!

Agree.

Jizzy gets the shit beat out of him already.

hitch would end it all for him.

Jerry H
07-13-2006, 12:43 AM
Originally posted by hitch1969�
FUCK YOU ALL

EVEN ME??????, DIAMOND DEN??????

twonabomber
07-13-2006, 12:51 AM
especially you.

MAX
07-13-2006, 12:51 AM
Originally posted by hockeyis4fags
Max needs to have his title changed to Roth Army Ass Kisser

Yeah ok... :rolleyes:

If having a decent attitude, not being shy about saying so to fellow members makes me an "ass kisser" then so be it and I really don't give a flying fuck. :D

Jerry H
07-13-2006, 01:01 AM
Originally posted by twonabomber
especially you.

Fuck off back to the LINX.....Polesmoker....

http://www.politicsforum.org/images/humour/jesus.jpg

Have a Nice Day,

diamond denâ„¢

LoungeMachine
07-13-2006, 01:05 AM
Originally posted by Flash Bastard
I'm calling bullshit on this supposed HW feud.

Jesterfag's links to HW drew nothing but flies, but a feud between #2 and Jester might generate some views at HW, or so they might be thinking.

Sorry boys, this nigga ain't falling for it.

BREASTS!


Dead on.

*You Bitches are sew owened by mee and Hitchy*

I can just imagine the "plot" hatched by these 2 :rolleyes:

FORD
07-13-2006, 01:21 AM
Jizzy's probably "hatching" Thunder's butt baby.

bueno bob
07-13-2006, 04:09 AM
Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Since we're on the subject of this "Jesterstar" character", who was it who coined that incredible phrase "Jesterstar...HE'S HUNGRY FOR THE COCK!!!"?

Oh good heavens!

:eek:

:D

WARF
07-13-2006, 04:26 AM
Eat My Asshole,

That term was coined by mezro...

"One there is hunger for cock, there is no turning back!"

Nickdfresh
07-13-2006, 06:39 AM
Originally posted by Steve Savicki
Please, that word is nauseous at the moment:
http://www.aimoo.com/forum/postview.cfm?id=386834&CategoryID=470797&ThreadID=2519528

You read it:

*** Photo edited ***

Its true.. I KISSED KATHY"S A** IN TORONTO .......

and KERSTIN TOOK THE PICTURE...

Message edited by: The Official Laura Branigan Discussion Forum moderator


Originally posted by hitch1969©
Dear Steve Savicki,

You are a twisted little fruit of an odd sort, but if I were a gay man, I would seize you from the backside and make sweet love to you all night long.

ALL NIGHT LONG

ALL NIGHT

that's Lionel Richie, dude.

did you see his heroin daughter on that FOX show about the farm? I didnt but she was pretty fucking FUCKABLE.

Steve, riddle me this...

Do you like the PINK PUSSY™?

Let's do a little "savicki after dark" because I need advice from the wise one...

Dear Steve Savicki,

I am a webmaster of a hitchWORLD of a site. I have gotten some chick at work preggers. what should I do?

Thank you,

-hitch1969©


Originally posted by Steve Savicki
My advice to you is to get all the legal stuff taken care of so if the chick leaves you you won't be stuck in the same financial situation as your ex-wife left you in.
Put her in the situation where she will be responsible for providing support for the child as well.
Also, explain to your children about half-siblings. The part where your upcoming child is from the same father, but a different mother. Yet you don't love your children any less.

To everyone else:
You've proven your point that DLR is the name Van Halen.
I'm just saying that if you want to see Dave and Eddie again as a team, flaming EVH is not the way to get it done.


http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?postid=35399#post35399

Uhuhuhuhuhuh!

Reverberator
07-13-2006, 06:54 PM
How gullible can some people be .

Eh?

PumpedUpMidget
07-13-2006, 07:04 PM
Watching Lounge Machine, Dr Love, and Academic Punk own that sorry ass fuck, Jesterstar, is worth the price of admission.

hitch1969©
07-14-2006, 04:19 AM
'me has got more talent in me cunt0

than dickens cider an JEWsterStrap

disowned, disowned , disowned ...

... obv . those cunts don 't drive a mac

ha !

flappo
07-14-2006, 05:29 AM
http://www.geocities.com/Area51/Jupiter/3981/zoocrew/carrot02.jpg

EAT MY ASSHOLE
07-15-2006, 07:20 PM
Originally posted by WARF
Eat My Asshole,

That term was coined by mezro...

"One there is hunger for cock, there is no turning back!"

Mezro? Really? Are you sure???

Seshmeister
07-15-2006, 08:45 PM
Originally posted by hitch1969©
we talked some shit about vonnie. we talked some shit about brett... we always do this just to break the conversation


Tell us more.

Comon Hitch when did you become the little cowardly gossip?

Tell us about the shit you talked about Von unless you've become some menopausal anonymous whining bitch. Does he not accesorize properly?

Jeez...that it should come to this. How the great have fallen...

Cheers!

:gulp:

Seshmeister
07-15-2006, 08:51 PM
Originally posted by hitch1969©

I know you fuckers HATE JesterStar. Well, now, I fucking hate the kid too. I dunno, he just crossed an arrogance line of mine.

http://hitchworld1969.com/CIRCLEofTRUST/topic.cgi?forum=1&topic=1257

read it if you give a shit, I fucking don't... Dickens and fucking JizzyStool® are fucking dead to me


I'm cuntfused. Are you disowning him for refusing to include a blistering trombone solo on the MP3's he sent you?

He's saving that for his major recording deal I guess...

Or were you just irnically ripping the piss out of his retarded efforts all along and he never realised?

BEST!

:gulp:

Jesterstar
07-17-2006, 06:41 PM
He put the new STAR TRACKS UP YOU FUCKERS!!!!!!!!

http://hitchworld1969.com/CIRCLEofTRUST/topic.cgi?forum=1&topic=1258


HITCHWORLD is STRONGER AND LONGER THAN EVER!!!!!!

Unchainme
07-17-2006, 08:54 PM
Shit I listened to your track, Aferwards I thought it was the most hilliartious piece of shit ever, you sounded like a fucking wigger half the time, acting like you were from the streets, and don't get me started about your singing. The musicianship is far below that of even NELSON.

Heres the thing, theres a show on MTV called MADE, Where the make you into anything you want to be, You want to be Musician Fine get on that show and they will help you, instead of writing shitty songs and promoting them on here.

Nickdfresh
07-17-2006, 09:35 PM
Tone deaf. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tone_deaf)

http://www.musicnz.co.nz/ToneDeaf.jpeg

hitch1969©
07-18-2006, 05:07 PM
Sesh, I havent talked to Sarge in like 3 years, and I've only talked to PoJo once on the the phone like 3 years ago. I apologise for this deception, it was meant to be humorous.

And I am sorry that you don't care for the star tracks. I like what Jester does musically, I think it's creative. But I understand that not every one will see it that way, likes and dislikes are subjective.

We've got tracks up for anyone who's interested. If not, thanks for your time in reading this anyway.

=h=

ELVIS
07-18-2006, 05:49 PM
Hmmm...

Sesh got to ya, huh ??


;)

hitch1969©
07-18-2006, 06:03 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
Hmmm...

Sesh got to ya, huh ??


;)

I like Sesh, so I certainly do care what he thinks, sure. I'm not sure why for the past couple years he's been pretty critical of me but I think he's been somewhat correct in those criticisms. So I do feel at times that, not only with sesh but with alot of people I have created an expectation for my posts or whatever that I cannot live up to some times and sometimes thats not what I am trying to do.

It's usually when someone points out that I am a has been or WAS a legend and look at me now kinda stuff. And I understand. Still, we spend alot of time on the web talking with people we'll never meet and I just never put too much into when people say it's not that important, or the people on the web aren't important or real.

Of course they are, and I've known everyone here and the places I go for several years. That means something to me. e-friends are cool. The internet is just another form of communication, it's not fake.

=h=

Seshmeister
07-18-2006, 06:11 PM
Sorry Hitch I had been drinking heavily and didn't like the thought of a bitchin session about my pal Von which would have been unfair.

Sometimes when you've had a few beers it's hard to separate the subtle jokes from the abuse on the interweb where you can't see the body language or hear the way it's said. I think you did the same with me recently over your Roth Radio CD.

BEST!

Cheers!

:gulp:

ELVIS
07-18-2006, 06:31 PM
Very admirable...

Both of you...

And Hitch, you still got it...


:elvis:

Dr. Love
07-18-2006, 06:38 PM
The diagnosis is in: Hitch has vaginitis. ;)

Jesterstar
07-18-2006, 07:08 PM
Originally posted by Unchainme
Shit I listened to your track, Aferwards I thought it was the most hilliartious piece of shit ever, you sounded like a fucking wigger half the time, acting like you were from the streets, and don't get me started about your singing. The musicianship is far below that of even NELSON.

Heres the thing, theres a show on MTV called MADE, Where the make you into anything you want to be, You want to be Musician Fine get on that show and they will help you, instead of writing shitty songs and promoting them on here.

Dude you have no idea what inspired that track. AS for sounding like a wigger. I am a wigger.

Your hatred of me only makes me grow. I guess people that think that Van Halen was one of the best groups ever would totally miss the point of what I do. You'll never understand what I am doing.

Unchainme
07-18-2006, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Dude you have no idea what inspired that track. AS for sounding like a wigger. I am a wigger.

Your hatred of me only makes me grow. I guess people that think that Van Halen was one of the best groups ever would totally miss the point of what I do. You'll never understand what I am doing.

Heres the thing if it is done intentially for Humour than I appluad you for your effort, it is quite funny, Hell if you made a youtube vid. documenting it, I bet you would truly be a very famous thing on the internet.

If it is done with the intent that you seriously will be the next big thing in Rock/Pop than it is quite sad, Again I sugguest That you do the MTV or Take more Guitar lessons, And Shy away from Singing, Because unless you're in an emo band, your style of vocals will not help you get a contract.

I'm not doing this out of hatred, I'm just stating my honest opinion.

BTW, I read an old post of yours somewhere, do you like Guns N' Roses?

Jesterstar
07-18-2006, 08:08 PM
Originally posted by Unchainme
Heres the thing if it is done intentially for Humour than I appluad you for your effort, it is quite funny, Hell if you made a youtube vid. documenting it, I bet you would truly be a very famous thing on the internet.

If it is done with the intent that you seriously will be the next big thing in Rock/Pop than it is quite sad, Again I sugguest That you do the MTV or Take more Guitar lessons, And Shy away from Singing, Because unless you're in an emo band, your style of vocals will not help you get a contract.

I'm not doing this out of hatred, I'm just stating my honest opinion.

BTW, I read an old post of yours somewhere, do you like Guns N' Roses?

Your so misguided. You have such a programed train of thought. I sing because I know noone sings like me. I write because I know that noone writes like me.

Fame is the gayest thing ever invented. I do things for people looking for something else. They are out there. They may not be here or there. But they are out there. Rock was dead before it was alive. Pop is something that I've never wanted a part of.

You opinion comes from a programmed perception. THE VOICES guide me to open a new window for those that want to look out it. Contracts are for slaves my son. Listen to it again. With the new information I gave you.

LoungeMachine
07-18-2006, 08:26 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar


Fame is the gayest thing ever invented.


.



LMMFAO


Hello, sig :D :D :D

hitch1969©
07-18-2006, 08:31 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Your so misguided. You have such a programed train of thought. I sing because I know noone sings like me. I write because I know that noone writes like me.

Fame is the gayest thing ever invented. I do things for people looking for something else. They are out there. They may not be here or there. But they are out there. Rock was dead before it was alive. Pop is something that I've never wanted a part of.

You opinion comes from a programmed perception. THE VOICES guide me to open a new window for those that want to look out it. Contracts are for slaves my son. Listen to it again. With the new information I gave you.

Star, I think you're being a bit of an asshole here. No offense. The dude, from what I read that he posted, was just stating in his second post that your stuff wasnt his cup of tea. Dude, your stuff is good so you dont have to respond back so defensively.

I think at the end he was asking you if you like guns n roses. He also said that he's taken the time to read some of your posts. focus on the positive of what was said my freind

rustoffa
07-18-2006, 09:19 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Fame is the gayest thing ever invented. I do things for people looking for something else. They are out there. They may not be here or there. But they are out there. Rock was dead before it was alive. Pop is something that I've never wanted a part of.


Alot of people lurk on this site...I'm telling you man, that is going to show up on the VMA's. Maybe here, maybe Europe.....whoever rips it off will replace "gayest", for "saddest", "worst", or whatever....because of the groundswell of pro-faggotism in the music biz. Then again, the person might just be afraid of pissing off the clan of pygmy chimpanzees' that ass-fucked his/her eardrums, as well as funding the ass-cension!

Copyright it now, sue 'em later.

Nickdfresh
07-18-2006, 09:42 PM
I just spit beer up!:D

PumpedUpMidget
07-19-2006, 06:09 PM
Originally posted by Dr. Love
The diagnosis is in: Hitch has vaginitis. ;)

Then what is Jizzy's excuse? Happy Birthday, Doc.


Originally posted by Jesterstar
You'll never understand what I am doing.

And I hope I never will understand what goes on in the mind of the sorriest ass I have ever come across.

Jesterstar
07-19-2006, 07:15 PM
Originally posted by hitch1969©
Star, I think you're being a bit of an asshole here. No offense. The dude, from what I read that he posted, was just stating in his second post that your stuff wasnt his cup of tea. Dude, your stuff is good so you dont have to respond back so defensively.

I think at the end he was asking you if you like guns n roses. He also said that he's taken the time to read some of your posts. focus on the positive of what was said my freind

As almost always Your right Hitch. I just get so caught up in people seeing the way I do things as they would others It makes me crazy.

So I'm going to stop hating this Unchainme kid. He's a good egg as you pointed out. I've wasted preceious time in getting to know him for real. Making a friend instead of trying to defend myself and my agenda.

Unchainme I'm sorry.

saint
07-19-2006, 08:10 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar

I guess people that think that Van Halen was one of the best groups ever would totally miss the point of what I do. You'll never understand what I am doing.

:D

Jesterstar
07-19-2006, 08:14 PM
My point in saying that was. I've never even come close to wanting to be a flashy guitar player. I like writting words not licks. It's more lyrical that it is musical. Dave wrote some GRATE stuff. But his subject matter and mine are totally differant. Even though there are some minds that post here. I'm interested to know what they think even if they don't like it.

Seshmeister
07-19-2006, 08:53 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
I like writting words

:D

Jesterstar
07-19-2006, 09:14 PM
Originally posted by Seshmeister
:D

Finally someone catches some of my redundant puns.:D

hitch1969©
07-20-2006, 12:19 AM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Finally someone catches some of my redundant puns.:D

Jester is totally brilliant in this way. You hater dudes seriously should give him another chance, forget the past. He's a good kid, very talented.

=h=

Seshmeister
07-20-2006, 01:08 AM
It's all very cuntfusing especially after booze.

So guide me through this Mr H.

Jesterstar is pretending to be retarded and talentless?

It's like a Spinal Tap thing and I've missed it?

Godamm I feel so fucking dumb.

Cheers!

:gulp:

Jesterstar
07-20-2006, 06:21 PM
It is what it is Sesh.............Why try and compare something to something else when maybe something else is something differant in disguise.

DlocRoth
07-20-2006, 06:30 PM
I'm speechless.

ThrillsNSpills
07-20-2006, 06:38 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Why try and compare something to something else when maybe something else is something differant in disguise.



Originally posted by Jesterstar
You'll never understand what I am doing.

or saying apparently :)

Jesterstar
07-20-2006, 07:37 PM
Is the point being made or is a made point being created.

I guess your right I'm very vauge about what it is I am doing on the net. But I have been honest about the fact that I am doing something. Listen to the "SATANIC VOICES" track that was put up today. Perhaps that will create or answer some questions about me to you.

PumpedUpMidget
07-21-2006, 05:45 PM
Originally posted by hitch1969©
Jester is totally brilliant in this way. He's a good kid, very talented.

What the priest said about Ryan's fellatio skills.


Originally posted by Jesterstar
Why try and compare something to something else when maybe something else is something differant in disguise.

Spoken like a true moron.

Jesterstar
07-21-2006, 06:40 PM
I'm not into getting into a argument with a nobody. Google JESTERSTAR'S name or even my real name. I've accomplished shit on the net.

DlocRoth
07-21-2006, 06:54 PM
At least you're somebody somewhere.....

My guess is that somewhere is very very far away.

Brett
07-21-2006, 10:34 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
I'm not into getting into a argument with a nobody. Google JESTERSTAR'S name or even my real name. I've accomplished shit on the net.

Geek.

PumpedUpMidget
07-22-2006, 12:31 AM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
I'm not into getting into a argument with a nobody. Google JESTERSTAR'S name or even my real name. I've accomplished shit on the net.

Hmmm, getting into an argument will get you nowhere because you WILL lose, googling your name only gets the response 'gay porn', and yes, you have accomplished shit on the net, absolute bullshit......OWNED. Fuck off.

Flash Bastard
07-22-2006, 12:45 AM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
I'm not into getting into a argument with a nobody. Google JESTERSTAR'S name or even my real name. I've accomplished shit on the net.

Shit is a fitting word to describe your contribution to both the net, and society in general.

Please die soon.

Jesterstar
07-22-2006, 02:34 PM
Jealousy is radiating from all of you. Don't worry I've fixed most all the problems we had with the STAR TRACKS with the new stuff comming out. Get ready to get sucking my cock. Don't worry I'll have enough of a load to give you all a taste.

OWNED!!!!!!!

VAN HLN CA
07-22-2006, 03:31 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
the new stuff comming out. Get ready to get sucking my cock. Don't worry I'll have enough of a load to give you all a taste.



follow your leader, or swallow?

EAT MY ASSHOLE
07-22-2006, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Get ready to get sucking my cock. Don't worry I'll have enough of a load to give you all a taste.



as ever, Jizzy can't help but reveal his hunger for the cock...

(WHO came up with that phrase????)

VAN HLN CA
07-22-2006, 05:03 PM
just gotta say falling down is almost listenable, the rest make head hurt

the rest made Eds fusion seem articulate. Lose the wig wam jiberish and start over with accoustic only non-techno electronica.

Hey its hard not to try all the sounds because garage band is endless fun for hobbyism but dont give Mac a bad name for providing phenom tools for all of us to become one man bands.

If your really wanting to get heard make it listenable. Had ed not had the guy slamming thunky sound on the keyboard it would have been ok....dont over do it-in all art when it seems too complex it is and makes your message undiscernable LESS IS MORE so KISS it.

Jesterstar
07-22-2006, 06:40 PM
Originally posted by van hln CA
just gotta say falling down is almost listenable, the rest make head hurt

the rest made Eds fusion seem articulate. Lose the wig wam jiberish and start over with accoustic only non-techno electronica.

Hey its hard not to try all the sounds because garage band is endless fun for hobbyism but dont give Mac a bad name for providing phenom tools for all of us to become one man bands.

If your really wanting to get heard make it listenable. Had ed not had the guy slamming thunky sound on the keyboard it would have been ok....dont over do it-in all art when it seems too complex it is and makes your message undiscernable LESS IS MORE so KISS it.

Thanks for the Advice. Honestly that was the track I was most happy with.

There are two more tracks that didn't get converted over to MP3 when Hitch did it. We sorted this out Yesterday. What happened and the reason why everything came out on right and left channel is because I use a 4 track. But when you convert it to MP3 you need to use the same device. The new stuff I am making for the album is going to be fixed with all this. So hopefully with the new sounds and stuff I am trying I might win a few of you over. I had hoped that the lyrical content would stand on it's own. But I learned a good lesson.

Brett
07-23-2006, 02:15 AM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Jealousy is radiating from all of you. Don't worry I've fixed most all the problems we had with the STAR TRACKS with the new stuff comming out. Get ready to get sucking my cock. Don't worry I'll have enough of a load to give you all a taste.

OWNED!!!!!!!

You're talentless and a geek, and you work in a mailroom at what 26? Got a lot going for ya.

Jesterstar
07-23-2006, 07:58 AM
Originally posted by Brett
You're talentless and a geek, and you work in a mailroom at what 26? Got a lot going for ya.


Dude I haven't been a mailman in over a year. Talk about OWNED. I'm plumbing now.

PumpedUpMidget
07-23-2006, 09:58 AM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
I'm plumbing now.

And I bet you get your 'plumbing' worked on daily by the regulars down at the local gay bar. OWNED.

Jesterstar
07-23-2006, 12:21 PM
No plumbing involves alot of differant things more than just snaking toilets.

LoungeMachine
07-23-2006, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Dude I haven't been a mailman in over a year. Talk about OWNED. I'm plumbing now.


LMMFAO

You just can't write shit this good.

Dude, put down the guitar and pick up a pen.

You should be writing comedy.:D


"Ima plumber now, bitch "

:lol:

Jesterstar
07-24-2006, 07:50 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMMFAO

You just can't write shit this good.

Dude, put down the guitar and pick up a pen.

You should be writing comedy.:D


"Ima plumber now, bitch "

:lol:

Dude did you get that PM I send you???:confused:

Brett
07-25-2006, 01:56 AM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
No plumbing involves alot of differant things more than just snaking toilets.

Yep, pouring Drano down sinks too.

Unchainme
07-25-2006, 02:08 AM
hows it going brett?, Long time no see.

MAX
07-25-2006, 03:10 AM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Dude did you get that PM I send you???:confused:

Don't open it Kip!!!

He might describe how "he" intends to snake your plumbing!!! :eek:

flappo
07-25-2006, 04:43 AM
THIS THREAD IS

http://i77.photobucket.com/albums/j55/flappo/twats.jpg

PumpedUpMidget
07-25-2006, 06:53 PM
Originally posted by Jesterstar
Dude I haven't been a mailman in over a year. Talk about OWNED. I'm plumbing now.

I can see the sign now, "Bottom Boy's Plumbing".

Seshmeister
11-17-2019, 11:44 PM
So much odd stuff posted here over the years.

Still no wiser as to whether it's worth keeping on paying to keep it all after all this time...

ZahZoo
11-23-2019, 07:36 AM
Ah... the good ole days™...

On one hand, it seems worthy to retain this as shining gem of the net when it was the Wild West with unthrottled expression, free of politically correct filters and safe rooms... On the other hand, it's a record of misbehavior most would plead the 5th if confronted with their involvement and contributions publicly today...

DONNIEP
11-23-2019, 07:35 PM
So much odd stuff posted here over the years.

Still no wiser as to whether it's worth keeping on paying to keep it all after all this time...

It’s kinda like keeping pictures on your phone of your last girlfriend(s). You tend to remember things better than they were or you can see some really kick ass times. You may not want the ex back but it’s fun to see where you were at that specific point in time.

And always keep the videos and pics of her naked. I think I’m missing the point but that’s par for the course.

Nickdfresh
11-25-2019, 10:48 PM
I just wanted to say that I like writting words twoo..

ZahZoo
11-27-2019, 08:28 AM
Keep working on that self expression, Nick... you're getting the hang of it. :)

Nickdfresh
11-28-2019, 12:44 AM
Keep working on that self expression, Nick... you're getting the hang of it. :)

Thanks old chap...

Julius
12-27-2019, 11:58 PM
What a weird trip down memory lane this was. Sad to see that several participants are no longer with us.

Goodbye to 2019 and best wishes to everyone for a happy and prosperous 2020. Except for Jesterstar. That guy is a fag.

Funkmonkey
07-28-2020, 02:45 PM
Way back in the day, something like 20 years ago, JesterStar was constantly promoting something big was coming. I thought he might be promoting something music, but I never did find out what it was. What was it?

Seshmeister
07-28-2020, 10:52 PM
I think he suffered from terrible constipation...

Nickdfresh
07-29-2020, 10:31 AM
He fell off a roofie...

Funkmonkey
07-29-2020, 03:10 PM
So Jesterstar wasn't promoting something, just drawing attention? Bummer.

ZahZoo
07-29-2020, 04:10 PM
Professional Attention Ho™...

Probably lurking in a strip club parking lot converted to Drive-Thru smut services due to COVID19 somewhere these days...

Funkmonkey
07-29-2020, 05:47 PM
Professional Attention Ho™...

Probably lurking in a strip club parking lot converted to Drive-Thru smut services due to COVID19 somewhere these days...


I just had visions of the 21st century version of Film Noir, but without the fog, or the tailored suits, or the babes that need a Private Eye.

Phil theStalker
07-29-2020, 11:03 PM
:elvis::wreath::love:hiTcH's dEAtH iS A hOAX...dOUG iS ALivE!/!:shagsheep::sheepshagger::monekyl::lookie::moneky r:

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Phil theStalker
07-29-2020, 11:11 PM
smile!!!!

Funkmonkey
08-03-2020, 12:55 AM
I'm smiling. I'm also throwing poo.

Because I'm a monkey.

Funkmonkey
08-14-2020, 06:11 PM
Why did this get moved to Fan Intro?