Hardrock69
07-12-2006, 10:20 PM
*Begin Rant Here*
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS IT WITH THESE STOOPID FUCKING PEOPLE WHO GO OUT INTO THE WILDERNESS WITH A FUCKING VIDEO CAMERA AND DECIDE THEY NEED TO GET REEEALLY CLOSE TO SOME HUGE, VICIOUS, POISONOUS, OR OTHERWISE DANGEROUS ANIMAL?
CASE IN POINT IS THE MOST RECENT FAMOUS EXAMPLE: THE DUMBASS FUCKING GRIZZLY BEAR NUTJOB!!!
THIS STOOPID BASTARD DECIDES HE IS GOING TO GO HANG OUT WITH GRIZZLY BEARS....WITH NO PROTECTION WHATSOEVER!!!
THESE FUCKERS ARE WHAT, 1500 TO 2500 POUNDS? AND THEY ARE CARNIVORES!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
SO NOT ONLY IS THIS DUMBASS SO FUCKING STOOPID THAT HE GETS HIMSELF RIPPED TO SHREDS, HE JUST HAS TO BRING ALONG HIS DUMBASS FUCKING GIRLFRIEND AS WELL!!! :mad:
HEY LET'S GIVE THIS GRIZZLY A HUMAN DINNER!!! TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!!!! :D
THAT DUMBASS BEAR ASSHOLE DESERVED TO GET CHOMPED!
WHY???
NATURAL SELECTION!
SOME PEOPLE SUFFER FROM TERMINAL STUPIDITY!!!
THEY ARE SO STUPID THAT THEY DIE FROM IT! THUS LEAVING MORE RESOURCES (like air, food, water, and Van Halen) FOR THE REST OF US!!!!
IF I WERE DUMB ENOUGH TO GET WITHIN 25 FEET OF A WILD GRIZZLY, OR WITHIN 5 FEET OF A FUCKING COBRA, OR WITHIN HALF A MILE OF A PRIDE OF FUCKING RAVENOUS LIONS, I WOULD STILL BE SMART ENOUGH TO AT LEAST BE ARMED WITH A BAZOOKA, SOME HAND GRENADES, A FLAME THROWER, A MINI-GATLING GUN, A RAZOR SHARP MACHETE, AND A TRAINED ATTACK ELEPHANT!!
THERE IS A SHOW ON AMINUL PLANET RIGHT NOW....THIS FUCKING AUSTRALIAN (WHY ARE ALL THESE REPTILE IDIOTS FROM AUSTRALIA?) FUCKHEAD IS IN BRAZIL.....WHAT IS HE DOING? HE IS FLOATING IN A POND NEXT TO AN ANACONDA....HE INTERRUPTS THE FUCKER AS IT IS TRYING TO DEVOUR AN ENTIRE STORK!!!
DOES THIS SEEM LIKE THE MOST INTELLIGENT ACTIVITY TO YOU?
:rolleyes:
I SEE RETARDS LIKE CROCODILE HUNTER, OR HIS FUCKING DUMBASS RETARDED COUSIN WHO WANTS TO JACK OFF ON AN ANACONDA AND IT MAKES ME WANNA SHOOT THE TV!!!
THE STUPID ANACONDA FUCK HAD FOUND AN 18-FOOT LONG SNAKE ON A MUD FLAT, AND WAS ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES JUST BARELY OUT OF REACH OF THE FUCKING THING THAT WAS TRYING TO BITE HIM, ATTEMPTING TO CATCH THE THING WITH HIS BARE HANDS, AND OF COURSE THE FOOL GOT CARELESS AND THE THING BIT THE CORNER OF HIS SHIRT.....RIGHT NEXT TO HIS BALLS!!!
THIS DUMB FUCK ALMOST GOT HIS DICK RIPPED OFF BY A FUCKING ANACONDA! AND THEY PAY THESE FUCKTARDS GOOD MONEY TO DO STUPID SHIT LIKE THIS, SO WE CAN ALL MARVEL AT THEIR STOOPIDITY, AND THEN I CAN GET ON HERE AND POST A LENGTHY AND UTTERLY DUMB RANT ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE THEM!!!
I SAW A VIDEO ON THE INTERNET A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO...SOME FUCKING FAMILY WAS IN AFRICA ON A SAFARI....THEY WERE ALL IN A LAND ROVER OUT ON SOME ROAD IN THE BUSH AND THEY HAD PULLED UP ALONGSIDE A PRIDE OF LIONESSES BY THE ROAD.....AND THE STUPID MAN IS SAYING SOME DUMB SHIT LIKE "THEY LOOK SO MAGNIFICENT I HAVE TO GET A PICTURE" AND NEXT THING YA KNOW THE FUCKHEAD IS ABOUT 10 FEET FROM A LIONESS WHO IS BIGGER THAN HE IS....AND SHE FUCKING LEAPS UP AND GRABS THE DUDES HEAD IN HER MOUTH AND RUNS OFF INTO THE BRUSH WITH HIM! AND THE FUCKING FAMILY IS FREAKING AND CRYING AND SHIT!!!
GOOD FOR THEM!
TO HAVE SUCH AN IDIOT AS A HUSBAND AND FATHER MUST BE THE WORST POSSIBLE EXISTENCE THERE COULD BE!!
IT MUST SUCK FUCKING ASS TO HAVE TO LIVE WITH A FUCKING MORON LIKE THAT!! (well...not any more lol).
SO HOORAY!!! THE LIONESS REMOVED THE DUDE FROM THEIR LIVES, THEY PROBABLY GOT A GREAT INSURANCE SETTLEMENT OUT OF IT AND NO LONGER HAVE TO SUFFER FROM HIS IDIOCY!!
So, in a nutshell, if there are people on Earth who are THAT fucking STUPID, they deserve to die.
*end rant here*
:D
WHAT IN THE FUCK IS IT WITH THESE STOOPID FUCKING PEOPLE WHO GO OUT INTO THE WILDERNESS WITH A FUCKING VIDEO CAMERA AND DECIDE THEY NEED TO GET REEEALLY CLOSE TO SOME HUGE, VICIOUS, POISONOUS, OR OTHERWISE DANGEROUS ANIMAL?
CASE IN POINT IS THE MOST RECENT FAMOUS EXAMPLE: THE DUMBASS FUCKING GRIZZLY BEAR NUTJOB!!!
THIS STOOPID BASTARD DECIDES HE IS GOING TO GO HANG OUT WITH GRIZZLY BEARS....WITH NO PROTECTION WHATSOEVER!!!
THESE FUCKERS ARE WHAT, 1500 TO 2500 POUNDS? AND THEY ARE CARNIVORES!!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:
SO NOT ONLY IS THIS DUMBASS SO FUCKING STOOPID THAT HE GETS HIMSELF RIPPED TO SHREDS, HE JUST HAS TO BRING ALONG HIS DUMBASS FUCKING GIRLFRIEND AS WELL!!! :mad:
HEY LET'S GIVE THIS GRIZZLY A HUMAN DINNER!!! TWO FOR THE PRICE OF ONE!!!! :D
THAT DUMBASS BEAR ASSHOLE DESERVED TO GET CHOMPED!
WHY???
NATURAL SELECTION!
SOME PEOPLE SUFFER FROM TERMINAL STUPIDITY!!!
THEY ARE SO STUPID THAT THEY DIE FROM IT! THUS LEAVING MORE RESOURCES (like air, food, water, and Van Halen) FOR THE REST OF US!!!!
IF I WERE DUMB ENOUGH TO GET WITHIN 25 FEET OF A WILD GRIZZLY, OR WITHIN 5 FEET OF A FUCKING COBRA, OR WITHIN HALF A MILE OF A PRIDE OF FUCKING RAVENOUS LIONS, I WOULD STILL BE SMART ENOUGH TO AT LEAST BE ARMED WITH A BAZOOKA, SOME HAND GRENADES, A FLAME THROWER, A MINI-GATLING GUN, A RAZOR SHARP MACHETE, AND A TRAINED ATTACK ELEPHANT!!
THERE IS A SHOW ON AMINUL PLANET RIGHT NOW....THIS FUCKING AUSTRALIAN (WHY ARE ALL THESE REPTILE IDIOTS FROM AUSTRALIA?) FUCKHEAD IS IN BRAZIL.....WHAT IS HE DOING? HE IS FLOATING IN A POND NEXT TO AN ANACONDA....HE INTERRUPTS THE FUCKER AS IT IS TRYING TO DEVOUR AN ENTIRE STORK!!!
DOES THIS SEEM LIKE THE MOST INTELLIGENT ACTIVITY TO YOU?
:rolleyes:
I SEE RETARDS LIKE CROCODILE HUNTER, OR HIS FUCKING DUMBASS RETARDED COUSIN WHO WANTS TO JACK OFF ON AN ANACONDA AND IT MAKES ME WANNA SHOOT THE TV!!!
THE STUPID ANACONDA FUCK HAD FOUND AN 18-FOOT LONG SNAKE ON A MUD FLAT, AND WAS ON HIS HANDS AND KNEES JUST BARELY OUT OF REACH OF THE FUCKING THING THAT WAS TRYING TO BITE HIM, ATTEMPTING TO CATCH THE THING WITH HIS BARE HANDS, AND OF COURSE THE FOOL GOT CARELESS AND THE THING BIT THE CORNER OF HIS SHIRT.....RIGHT NEXT TO HIS BALLS!!!
THIS DUMB FUCK ALMOST GOT HIS DICK RIPPED OFF BY A FUCKING ANACONDA! AND THEY PAY THESE FUCKTARDS GOOD MONEY TO DO STUPID SHIT LIKE THIS, SO WE CAN ALL MARVEL AT THEIR STOOPIDITY, AND THEN I CAN GET ON HERE AND POST A LENGTHY AND UTTERLY DUMB RANT ABOUT HOW MUCH I HATE THEM!!!
I SAW A VIDEO ON THE INTERNET A COUPLE OF YEARS AGO...SOME FUCKING FAMILY WAS IN AFRICA ON A SAFARI....THEY WERE ALL IN A LAND ROVER OUT ON SOME ROAD IN THE BUSH AND THEY HAD PULLED UP ALONGSIDE A PRIDE OF LIONESSES BY THE ROAD.....AND THE STUPID MAN IS SAYING SOME DUMB SHIT LIKE "THEY LOOK SO MAGNIFICENT I HAVE TO GET A PICTURE" AND NEXT THING YA KNOW THE FUCKHEAD IS ABOUT 10 FEET FROM A LIONESS WHO IS BIGGER THAN HE IS....AND SHE FUCKING LEAPS UP AND GRABS THE DUDES HEAD IN HER MOUTH AND RUNS OFF INTO THE BRUSH WITH HIM! AND THE FUCKING FAMILY IS FREAKING AND CRYING AND SHIT!!!
GOOD FOR THEM!
TO HAVE SUCH AN IDIOT AS A HUSBAND AND FATHER MUST BE THE WORST POSSIBLE EXISTENCE THERE COULD BE!!
IT MUST SUCK FUCKING ASS TO HAVE TO LIVE WITH A FUCKING MORON LIKE THAT!! (well...not any more lol).
SO HOORAY!!! THE LIONESS REMOVED THE DUDE FROM THEIR LIVES, THEY PROBABLY GOT A GREAT INSURANCE SETTLEMENT OUT OF IT AND NO LONGER HAVE TO SUFFER FROM HIS IDIOCY!!
So, in a nutshell, if there are people on Earth who are THAT fucking STUPID, they deserve to die.
*end rant here*
:D