Ellyllions
07-17-2006, 01:32 PM
Wackiest Warning Labels Ever
First place: Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product.
Second place: On a snow sled: Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions.
Third place: On a 12-inch-high storage rack for compact discs: Do not use as a ladder.
Fourth place: A 5-inch fishing lure with three nasty steel hooks advises it is Harmful if swallowed.
Previous winners
A warning on an electric router made for carpenters cautions, This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
A warning label found on a baby stroller cautions the user: Remove child before folding
A bottle of prescription sleeping pills says, Warning: May cause drowsiness.
A sticker on a toilet at a public facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan actually warns: Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.
A CD player carries this unusual warning: Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult.
An Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter cautions, Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use while sleeping or unconscious.
A container of underarm deodorant says, Caution: Do not spray in eyes.
A cartridge for a laser printer warns, Do not eat toner.
A household iron warns users: Never iron clothes while they are being worn.
A label with a hair dryer reads, Never use hair dryer while sleeping.
A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: Not intended for highway use.
A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, Do not drive with sunshield in place.
A bathroom heater says: This product is not to be used in bathrooms.
A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: May irritate eyes.
A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists says: Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
A popular manufactured fireplace log warns: Caution: Risk of Fire.
A box of birthday cake candles says: DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity.
Do not use snow blower on the roof.
Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher.
First place: Warning on a bottle of drain cleaner: If you do not understand, or cannot read, all directions, cautions and warnings, do not use this product.
Second place: On a snow sled: Beware: sled may develop high speed under certain snow conditions.
Third place: On a 12-inch-high storage rack for compact discs: Do not use as a ladder.
Fourth place: A 5-inch fishing lure with three nasty steel hooks advises it is Harmful if swallowed.
Previous winners
A warning on an electric router made for carpenters cautions, This product not intended for use as a dental drill.
A warning label found on a baby stroller cautions the user: Remove child before folding
A bottle of prescription sleeping pills says, Warning: May cause drowsiness.
A sticker on a toilet at a public facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan actually warns: Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking.
A CD player carries this unusual warning: Do not use the Ultradisc2000 as a projectile in a catapult.
An Aim-n-Flame fireplace lighter cautions, Do not use near fire, flame, or sparks.
A label on a hand-held massager advises consumers not to use while sleeping or unconscious.
A container of underarm deodorant says, Caution: Do not spray in eyes.
A cartridge for a laser printer warns, Do not eat toner.
A household iron warns users: Never iron clothes while they are being worn.
A label with a hair dryer reads, Never use hair dryer while sleeping.
A 13-inch wheel on a wheelbarrow warns: Not intended for highway use.
A cardboard car sunshield that keeps sun off the dashboard warns, Do not drive with sunshield in place.
A bathroom heater says: This product is not to be used in bathrooms.
A can of self-defense pepper spray warns users: May irritate eyes.
A warning on a pair of shin guards manufactured for bicyclists says: Shin pads cannot protect any part of the body they do not cover.
A popular manufactured fireplace log warns: Caution: Risk of Fire.
A box of birthday cake candles says: DO NOT use soft wax as ear plugs or for any other function that involves insertion into a body cavity.
Do not use snow blower on the roof.
Do not allow children to play in the dishwasher.