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fryingdutchman
07-25-2006, 08:29 PM
Ken Jennings, who set all-time winnings records during a 74 game streak on Jeopardy!, is trying to get another 15 minutes of fame.

Unfortunately he's doing it by taking childish (and really UNfunny) potshots at the show and it's longtime host. Not very "Mormon" if you ask me. What a douchebag....and an attention whore to boot.

Why this is "news", I have no idea.

But we can all visit his site just for fun and make Donny and Marie jokes.

Here's the story.

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'Jeopardy' Champ Ken Jennings Blasts Show
By Associated Press
1 hour ago

NEW YORK - "Jeopardy!" ace Ken Jennings, who won $2.5 million during his 74-game winning streak, has a few unkind words to say about the show _ and dapper host Alex Trebek.

"I know, I know, the old folks love him," Jennings writes in a recent posting, titled "Dear Jeopardy!" on his Web site.

"Nobody knows he died in that fiery truck crash a few years back and was immediately replaced with the Trebektron 4000 (I see your engineers still can't get the mustache right, by the way)."

Jennings also takes aim at the show's "effete, left-coast" categories and "same-old" format.

"You're like the Dorian Gray of syndication," he says. "You seem to think `change' means replacing a blue polyethylene backdrop with a slightly different shade of blue polyethylene backdrop every presidential election or so."

A call by The Associated Press to "Jeopardy!" spokesman Jeff Ritter was not immediately returned Tuesday.

Jennings, a software engineer from Salt Lake City, snagged 74 wins on "Jeopardy!" in 2004 before he was beaten by challenger Nancy Zerg.

Trebek, 66, has hosted the show since 1984. In a "correction" posted Monday on his Web site, Jennings offers an apology of sorts.

"We regret the insinuation that Mr. Alex Trebek is a robot, and has been since 2004. Mr. Trebek's robotic frame does still contain some organic parts, many harvested from patriotic Canadian schoolchildren, so this technically makes him a `cyborg,' not a `robot.'"

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On the Net:

http://www.ken-jennings.com

fryingdutchman
07-26-2006, 04:29 AM
"You're like the Dorian Gray of syndication," he says. "You seem to think `change' means replacing a blue polyethylene backdrop with a slightly different shade of blue polyethylene backdrop every presidential election or so."

Can you believe this arrogant cockbag?

I guess he forgets that the one Jeopardy! "change" that he should be eternally grateful for is when the show decided to give their champions an "unlimited rein."

Mr. Jennings was a very early beneficiary of that rule change.

It used to be where your ass got booted after a week, even if you were still the champion at the end.

Ken Jennings should tongue wash the assholes of the Jeopardy producers while simultaneously stroking Trebek's shaft.

Little Texan
07-26-2006, 03:06 PM
I never liked him to begin with...he seemed cocky at the time. Every episode I watched during his run I was rooting against him and hoping someone else would win. He was lucky more than anything during his run. I saw on several shows where he would lose Final Jeopardy and still barely win. There was a Tournament Of Champions a while back where they had every past Jeopardy champion participating in it, and the winner faced Ken Jennings in the final. The dude that went up against him had been a multiple Tournament Of Champions winner, and he just thoroughly dominated Ken Jennings in the final...made him look like a complete dumbass! I thought that sort of exposed Ken Jennings as somewhat of a fraud, as he missed a whole shitload of clues during that show. The other guy just wiped the mat with him...it was great to watch!

Little Texan
07-26-2006, 03:15 PM
Here's the dude that kicked Ken Jennings's ass...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Brad_Rutter