Is Bush going to die prematurely?

[Steve Savicki]

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His hair keeps getting whiter and whiter.

[Cathedral]

That job ages everyone very fast.
I could never do it, mainly because i have a heart and would most likely be killed.

I'd be a good one though, which is why i'd be killed.

[Little Texan]

He's got enough people that don't like him right now that it is a definite possibility. Not elaborating for fear that the BCE may be watching. :D

[Nickdfresh]

He does look like shit, even worse than Clinton during cock-gate...

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

there is some legend that all presidents who are elected in a year starting in 0 will either be assinated, shot, or die. It's happened ever since the 1860's I believe. maybe one of the zionfascists here could fill in the missing details.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

For years people whispered that U.S. presidents elected in years ending with "0" were doomed to die in office. From 1840 through 1960, every president elected in the 20-year cycle died while he was still president. (Some called this "The Curse of Tecumseh" after the Shawnee chieftan whose brother allegedly predicted the presidential doom in 1836.)

Ronald Reagan finally broke the "curse" by serving two full terms as president before stepping down in 1989 -- though he had to survive a 1981 assassination attempt to do so.

Here's the full roll call of 0-year presidents through Reagan:


1800: THOMAS JEFFERSON served two full terms, 1801-1809.


1820: JAMES MONROE served two full terms, 1817-1825.


1840: WILLIAM HENRY HARRISON was 68 years old when he delivered his inaugural address on March 3, 1841. The speech was a stemwinder, lasting an hour and 40 minutes in frigid weather, with Harrison refusing to wear a coat or hat. The new president came down with a cold which rapidly developed into pneumonia. Harrison was bedridden for a month and finally died on April 4.


1860: ABRAHAM LINCOLN was just beginning his second term when he was shot by John Wilkes Booth at Ford's Theater in Washington, D.C. on the evening of April 14, 1865. Lincoln survived the night but died the next morning at a house across the street from the theater. Lincoln's death came only six days after the surrender of Robert E. Lee at Appomattox and the end of the Civil War.


1880: JAMES GARFIELD was shot by assassin Charles Guiteau on July 2, 1881 in a Washington railway station. The shots were not immediately fatal; Garfield lived for two months before dying from complications on September 19th.


1900: WILLIAM McKINLEY was elected in 1896 and re-elected in 1900. He was attending the Pan American Exposition in Buffalo, New York when he was shot by unemployed millworker Leon Czolgosz on September 6, 1901. He died a week later as a result of gangrene caused by the bullet wounds. (McKinley was replaced by Theodore Roosevelt, who a decade later was shot but not killed while trying to regain the presidency.)


1920: WARREN HARDING made a cross-country rail tour in 1923, a major undertaking for that time. Harding became the first president to visit Alaska, but while returning south to California he came down with intestinal cramps and then pneumonia. While convalescing from these illnesses Harding suffered an apparent stroke and died on August 2 in San Francisco.


1940: FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT, first elected in 1932, was beginning an unprecedented fourth term when he died in April of 1945. Worn down by years of exertion leading the country during the Great Depression and World War II, FDR suffered a cerbral hemorrhage while on a working vacation in Warm Springs, Georgia. His last words have become well known: "I have a terrific headache."


1960: JOHN F. KENNEDY's death has perhaps replaced Lincoln's as the most famous presidential assassination. Kennedy was shot by Lee Harvey Oswald during a motorcade through Dallas, Texas on November 22, 1963. Two days later Oswald was himself shot and killed by Jack Ruby.


2000: President Bush?

[FORD]

Unfortunately, Chimpy is exempt from this, as he was never elected

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Do you ever run out of batteries?

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by FORD
Unfortunately, Chimpy is exempt from this, as he was never elected

Ok, for the sake of argument, he wasn't elected in 2000 because he was appointed.
But, in '04, he was elected and i'm sorry about that... :(

So he is exempt from the curse as you stated based on the facts.

[Cathedral]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
Do you ever run out of batteries?

Ford?
Hell no, he's a solar unit.
Just needs flushed with a Guinness regularly. ;)

[FORD]

Originally posted by Cathedral
Ford?
Hell no, he's a solar unit.
Just needs flushed with a Guinness regularly. ;)

I'm stealing that one :cool:

[Cathedral]

LMMFAO, Help yourself, brother...that one wrote itself.

[jcook11]

The would be asassins are to afraid of Dick Cheney to try that.

[FORD]

Originally posted by jcook11
The would be asassins are to afraid of Dick Cheney to try that.

Shit, how do we know Uncle Dick's alive even now?

Last time I even heard anything from him was when he shot his so called friend in the face, and I think he only made a 5 minute appearance for that one.

Dick could have been reduced to CGI, only popping up on video screens when neccessary and most people probably wouldn't know the difference.

[Cathedral]

Well damn, I just photoshopped some funny shit but can't post them on the site.

That Sucks!

[Steve Savicki]

Originally posted by FORD
Unfortunately, Chimpy is exempt from this, as he was never elected
Maybe that's why his hair is whitining... he realized what happens when you work the job after submitting a false resume.

[Cathedral]

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[diamondD]

Originally posted by FORD
Shit, how do we know Uncle Dick's alive even now?

Last time I even heard anything from him was when he shot his so called friend in the face, and I think he only made a 5 minute appearance for that one.

Dick could have been reduced to CGI, only popping up on video screens when neccessary and most people probably wouldn't know the difference.


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[Little Texan]

Yeah, Bush is looking a bit rough these days...

http://www.geektimes.com/michael/site/archive/2003/03/images/mullah_bush.jpg

:D

[Kristy]

I sure as shit hope so.