Fuckity Fuck Fuck Fuck Pt. 2

[SensibleShoes]

It is a veritible crisis, I tell you.

First the computer fries - losing its heat sink chip - today I get the word that the processor is gone and a new PC shall have to be purchased.

FUCKITY!

Then, I turn on my trusty cheapo digital Kodak EZShare Camera and it croaks too!!!!! How do I know? ALl it will do is say "Camera requires service". This tells me the camera requires service.

FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!

Do you know what is at stake here? Besides my credit rating????

All my saved cybersex sessions with which I planned to blackmail many political officials!!!! All my pron!!!! All my naked photos of myself trussed up with barbed wire!!!!! (and the ability to create any more!) Evidence I outed Ms. Chrissi!!!! Photos of Grimsdale after his cock dropped off!!!!

WORST - MY RADIO CONVERSATION WITH DLR!!!!! I actually ZINGED DAVE AND IT'S LOST FOREVER!!!!! ANd he said "God Bless you Baby"....and I creamed my flaps! (that's for you Chelle)

SHITE.

So I"m taking up a collection for all new top of the line electronics. Please send donations to: Sensible Shoes, c/o DDLR.com, at Von Halen's email address to go in his paypal account. I'm sure he'll get it right to me. You could send it to MY paypal account, but I'm sure as hell not giving out my email address. Besides, Von is used to harrassment. Have I asked his permission? NO. The fucker still owes me a t-shirt, and this service MIGHT make up for that.

And I don't want to hear any shite about backing up stuff. Why create copies of stuff people can destroy you with? And what would I whine about? Just gimme the money dammit.

[Dan]

My Kiwi Dollars are worth shit to you so sorry I can't help.:)

[SensibleShoes]

Crap.

Send alcohol instead?

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by SensibleShoes
ALl it will do is say "Camera requires service". This tells me the camera requires service.

WORST - MY RADIO CONVERSATION WITH DLR!!!!! I actually ZINGED DAVE AND IT'S LOST FOREVER!!!!! ANd he said "God Bless you Baby"....and I creamed my flaps! (that's for you Chelle)

SHITE.


Uhuhuhuhuhuh

This is definite ace material...DM material...

Gotta try it too!

"Gawd bless you baby"

Hmm...naah, I doubt she creamed her flaps now.

[Golden AWe]

HAHAHAH!!!

check out this pic:

http://library.usask.ca/spcoll/srsd/chronology/images/t_shoes_full.jpg

http://library.usask.ca/spcoll/srsd/chronology/images/t_shoes_full.jpg

[SensibleShoes]

I hate that all the cool girls are lesbians.

I hate that I can't pretend to be a cool girl cause I have no computer. I can't be doing this shit at work!!!!!

How bout a Shoes web-a-thon?????

[SensibleShoes]

Oh yess, I don't have an audio system anymore either.

Fortunately for y'all, I DID just purchase a new DVD player/VHS combo.

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by SensibleShoes
I hate that all the cool girls are lesbians.

I hate that I can't pretend to be a cool girl cause I have no computer. I can't be doing this shit at work!!!!!

How bout a Shoes web-a-thon?????

We should have a SS web-a-thon, kind of a circle jerk, but with some extra edge.

You see we should all be in our local library! That would be challenging...who'd be thrown out first...

[twonabomber]

Originally posted by SensibleShoes

WORST - MY RADIO CONVERSATION WITH DLR!!!!! I actually ZINGED DAVE AND IT'S LOST FOREVER!!!!! ANd he said "God Bless you Baby"....and I creamed my flaps! (that's for you Chelle)



i still have the clip...

[SensibleShoes]

Does that mean I'm not gettin' any money?

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Heat sink chip! This is a big ass chip!

<img src="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/9/96/Heatsink_with_fan.jpg/711px-Heatsink_with_fan.jpg"></img>

[m_dixon1984]

Check out the Comedy Central show Con. After watching a few episodes you should be able to con your way into all the stuff you need. It's also good for a laugh.

http://www.comedycentral.com/shows/con_skyler_stone/index.jhtml

M

[SensibleShoes]

con?


CON?

My God, you people should be pulling out wallets left and right!!!! I mean, I could stop posting n' shit!!!!! You can see by my whopping 23 votes that I'm a fookin' STAR around here!

I'M 55 ON THE WARF LIST DAMMIT!!!!!!

(How's that?)

[twonabomber]

Originally posted by SensibleShoes
Does that mean I'm not gettin' any money?

depends what yer willin' to do for it. :D

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by SensibleShoes
(How's that?)

Not bad!

[Nickdfresh]

I'll come over and fix your computer...

(Cue Edward Van Halen porn soundtrack.)










:D

[Nickdfresh]

Seriously, you can pick up a capable used one for a couple of hundred bucks nowadays.

[SensibleShoes]

Unacceptable. Nothing less than top of the line will do at this juncture.

Let the webathon begin.

First up - the Sammy Hagar impersonators.

Call 1-800-new-stuf with your pledge.

or click this link:

www.giveshoesmoney.dlr

[SensibleShoes]

BUMP

The ratings for this web-a-thon are in the toilet, and the goal is NOT being met. Get your wallets out or you shall all be fired. That's what happens at work anyway - the employees are made to donate if things don't go well!!!!!

And my feelings are hurt. Deeply.

[alexpgrimes]

show some skin. maybe the folks will be willing to pitch in then..

[SensibleShoes]

I save that for the last hour.

[mako_kimura]

If I could help ya, babe, I would. Unfortunately I can't. Hell, I know a few places that can transfer your files to a new PC

[SensibleShoes]

Thank you all for your good wishes.

I must say that the webathon became a success quite by accident. Many people read my website "www.giveshoesmoney.dlr" incorrectly as

"gives hoes money dot dlr"

and that of course brought in the sheckles big time! Thank goodness!
I pray I shan't have to put out to all who donated!

Anyway, after some donations and rolls of coins were combined, and a few hundred dinero come up with, Fat Bastard came up with a great website called "geeks.com" and I was able to get a refurb tower AND the next step up of Kodak EZshare AND a tripod for 300 bucks. No tax or delivery.

This new PC has considerably more stuff in it than the old one did - I guess 2 years really did bring down lots of prices for stuff.

And the little camera takes soundless videos!!!! WHOOOOPPEEEEE

I am easily amused, ain't I?

I can now burn DVDs and take naughty pics of myself!!!! Oh dear I've just revealed too much info again.....

[bastardog]

Definetly 5 stars for you
just for let us know you took naughty pics of yourself