2 dildos I've just received (up my ass)

[THUNDER ICON!]

I got one from the U.S. reform and report agency which states that NWest Human services now leads the world in computerized data. That just reiterates the growth our agency has show in the last quarter. The other one was from quaker stake @ lube. The want to add a new sauce simply called "THUNDER". It will be bottled as well with my pic on the label.

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by THUNDER ICON!
I got one from NAMBLA starting that they found a match based on my preferred criteria (which isn't too exclusive...just as long as they're male and under 12, I don't care too much about the rest...I don't like to limit myself).

The other one was from Barry Manilow asking if I'd be willing to open for him for a prospective bathhouse tour with him and Bette Midler.

Did you get the one saying "BUENO BOB JUST OWNED YOUR GAY ASS"?