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FORD
07-31-2006, 07:59 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060731/capt.d4452b66b5b94f1ca2b045de9184de78.bush_mdhg101 .jpg
Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when,
I've been drinking bourbon, whiskey, scotch and gin
Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose,
Need me a triple shot of that juice
Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer:bottle: :guzzle: :gulp:

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060731/capt.b11ea5ea27f64c7ea7f19fac7af8989a.bush_mdhg102 .jpg
But I'm sitting now at the bar,
I'm getting drunk, I'm feelin' mellow
I'm drinkin' bourbon, I'm drinkin' scotch, I'm drinkin' beer
Looked down the bar, here come the bartender
I said "Look man, come down here"
So what you want?



http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060731/capt.ab7917122b5b4291b387453425926d3a.bush_mdhg103 .jpg
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since the night before last,
Gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed
Gonna get high man I ain't had enough,
Need me a triple shot of that stuff
Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here,
I want one bourbon, one shot and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer:bottle: :guzzle: :gulp:


http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060731/capt.3d60ace5348649578af35e5b6bf4ce3d.bush_mdhg104 .jpg
Now by this time I'm plenty high,
You know when your mouth a-getting dry you're plenty high
Looked down the bar I say to my bartender
I said "Look man, come down here", he got down there
So what you want this time?
I said "Look man, a-what time is it?"
He said "The clock on the wall say three o'clock
Last call for alcohol, so what you need?"

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060731/capt.3cb3a90a042e44dd9ff166b8817a0095.bush_mdhg106 .jpg
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer
No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week,
Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak
Gonna get high man listen to me,
One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three
I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear,
I want one bourbon, one scotch and one beer
One bourbon, one scotch, one beer:bottle: :guzzle: :gulp:

http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060731/capt.b3a1ac7e33ab45029f11cbfcd8beb955.aptopix_bush _mdhg105.jpg

Little Texan
07-31-2006, 09:29 PM
That fucker really is shit faced! Great, as if having a retard for a president was bad enough...we have an ALCOHOLIC retard for a president! How recent is that?

FORD
07-31-2006, 09:40 PM
Originally posted by Little Texan
That fucker really is shit faced! Great, as if having a retard for a president was bad enough...we have an ALCOHOLIC retard for a president! How recent is that?

Right off the Yahoo news server, so it must have been today.

ELVIS
07-31-2006, 09:43 PM
Maybe he's goofing off...

blueturk
07-31-2006, 09:50 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
Maybe he's goofing off...

He's been goofing off the whole time he's been president.

FORD
07-31-2006, 09:52 PM
Originally posted by ELVIS
Maybe he's goofing off...

You mean like the times he fell off his bike? Or the time he was "assaulted" by a pretzel? Or maybe like.....
http://www.bushisamoron.org/images/bush_segway.jpg

Ellyllions
08-01-2006, 08:11 AM
That's some funny shit yall...

What I want to know is why the Secret Service isn't investigating the theft of his lips.

He has no lips at all!

ELVIS
08-01-2006, 02:13 PM
http://www.fpp.co.uk/online/04/04/images/Bush_BitingLip.jpg


:elvis:

ELVIS
08-01-2006, 02:21 PM
<object width="425" height="350"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZxtR0s-lrU4"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ZxtR0s-lrU4" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" width="425" height="350"></embed></object>


:elvis:

thome
08-01-2006, 02:28 PM
Now i don't feel so bad for getting blasted out of my skull yesterday.

Kristy
08-01-2006, 05:10 PM
http://d.yimg.com/us.yimg.com/p/ap/20060731/capt.b3a1ac7e33ab45029f11cbfcd8beb955.aptopix_bush _mdhg105.jpg

That one is a classic.

redblkwht
08-02-2006, 04:38 AM
hate to agree, he does look blasted for sure..

binnie
08-02-2006, 05:34 AM
Does Bush not have advisers to stop him making an ass of himself...

Seshmeister
08-02-2006, 07:01 AM
Choosing Kerry to run against him was like finding an able bodied person who could manage to lose in the Special Olympics.

Guitar Shark
08-02-2006, 11:27 AM
He looks like he stepped in dog shit.

jcook11
08-02-2006, 12:45 PM
Why not change this forum to the I hate Bush forum. Fuck that's all that it's become....If someone took a camera and follwed any of you around 24-7 I'm sure they come up with something to make you look stupid. I'm not a Busheep either but GODDAMN thats all you get in this forum anymore

Satan
08-02-2006, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by Guitar Shark
He looks like he stepped in dog shit.

Maybe Barney "punked" him again?

http://www.buckfush.com/images/bush_Pretzel_Barney.jpg

floyd95
08-02-2006, 04:40 PM
too bad he didn't fall and break his neck

but then we would still have cheney, but he's always on the edge, who's next, hastert, is there a y in there, i think so, haystert, fat bastard, jeb, katherine harris, rush, coulter, that dick from fox, wait a minute, they're all dicks at fox

we don't have a chance

Satan
08-02-2006, 04:47 PM
Cruella Harris is done. Not even Diebold can elect her at this point. Not that it matters much as far as the Senate seat, since her opponent votes Republican 97.5% of the time anyway. But it's good to see a little Karma thrown at that election stealing cunt.

Now someone's just gotta take down Blackwell in Ohio.........

LoungeMachine
08-02-2006, 09:56 PM
Originally posted by jcook11
Why not change this forum to the I hate Bush forum. Fuck that's all that it's become....If someone took a camera and follwed any of you around 24-7 I'm sure they come up with something to make you look stupid.


Yeah. We could watch you getting arrested for domestic violence.....


or falling down stairs and breaking both of your wrists.

Now that's some funny-ass shit. :D

Nickdfresh
08-02-2006, 10:01 PM
Originally posted by jcook11
Why not change this forum to the I hate Bush forum. Fuck that's all that it's become....If someone took a camera and follwed any of you around 24-7 I'm sure they come up with something to make you look stupid. I'm not a Busheep either but GODDAMN thats all you get in this forum anymore

We're only reflecting America. That's what a guy gets for acting like an arrogant cunt.

blueturk
08-02-2006, 11:18 PM
Originally posted by jcook11
Why not change this forum to the I hate Bush forum. Fuck that's all that it's become....If someone took a camera and follwed any of you around 24-7 I'm sure they come up with something to make you look stupid. I'm not a Busheep either but GODDAMN thats all you get in this forum anymore

It's the liberal media!!!! The lying fucks!!!! They've got everybody believing their lies!!!

Cathedral
08-02-2006, 11:34 PM
He looks like the photographer had his camera on action mode so it took a picture every second.

Just thought i'd point that out.

And remember, if a picture paints a thousand words, only one will be the truth...the rest are flight's of fancy, and open to interpretation.

What was the point in the thread anyway, to waste bandwidth?

GODD JOB!

LMMFAO...

Cathedral
08-02-2006, 11:38 PM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
We're only reflecting America. That's what a guy gets for acting like an arrogant cunt.

Reflecting America?
Is that what you call it?

And here i thought all this time it was pure hatred, guess i was wrong again.

Oh well, maybe SOMEONE will actually walk away from their computer and actually DO something, though i really doubt it, lol.

BigBadBrian
08-03-2006, 08:36 AM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Yeah. We could watch you getting arrested for domestic violence.....




Oh...is he getting divorced also?

jcook11
08-03-2006, 10:25 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Yeah. We could watch you getting arrested for domestic violence.....


or falling down stairs and breaking both of your wrists.

Now that's some funny-ass shit. :D

Exactly Nubbles. It was some funny shit, But fuck some of you guys around here run shit waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay into the ground.We get it
More than a few around here have this vitriolic hate for someone that I just don't get. I actually liked Clinton as a person he seemed nice enough.The economy was good when he left and we didn't go to war with anyone.

floyd95
08-05-2006, 03:33 PM
bbb, that cardinal hr tracker has been stuck on those same numbers for a while, do they have an offense, other than pooholes

floyd95
08-05-2006, 03:34 PM
belliard looks like he belongs in to the bloods street gang