Clerks 2

[diamondsgirl]

I love all the Jay and Silent Bob stuff...wondering what Jason Mewes is like now that he's clean.

http://www.worstpreviews.com/images/headlines/headline108.gif

has anyone seen it yet?

[MAX]

Are the "Clerks" the same thing as the "Jay and Silent Bob?" :confused:

You told me about them earlier and you know me. Sometimes I have trouble connecting the dots. :o

[diamondsgirl]

Yup, pretty much the same cast in all those movies

ever seen them? funny shit

Mewes character (Jay)is funny as hell

He does this rap..."Doin' coke, drinkin' beers, drinkin' beers, beers, beers, rollin' fattys, smokin' blunts..." :D

[MAX]

No, I haven't seen any of it. I told you that.

So these "Clerks" people are the same thing as the other stuff? :confused:

Please explain? :)

[diamondsgirl]

Jay and Silent Bob are in "Clerks" and "Clerks 2", and "Dogma", and "Chasing Amy", "Mallrats", etc...and much of the cast of those movies are in "Jay and Silent Bob". They are all produced by the guy who plays Silent Bob (Kevin Smith)

[Guitar Shark]

Hmm... MAX hasn't seen Clerks OR the Sopranos...

Gotta question his judgment at least a little... ;)

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Jay and Silent Bob are in "Clerks" and "Clerks 2", and "Dogma", and "Chasing Amy", "Mallrats", etc...and much of the cast of those movies are in "Jay and Silent Bob". They are all produced by the guy who plays Silent Bob (Kevin Smith)


Ok and I thank you. :)

Are they all the same characters? You just told me that they're funny and I beyond trust your sense of humor. :)

What should I see first? :confused:

[MAX]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Hmm... MAX hasn't seen Clerks OR the Sopranos...

Gotta question his judgment at least a little... ;)

I don't get what you mean? :confused:

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Hmm... MAX hasn't seen Clerks OR the Sopranos...

Gotta question his judgment at least a little... ;)

thats for sure :)

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
What should I see first? :confused:

Sopranos Season One :D

[diamondsgirl]

j/k

I would see "Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back"

some of the funniest shit ever

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Sopranos Season One :D

I promise I will at some point in time. Again though, I remember you telling me about Jay and Silent Bob. If you say they're funny, I wanna see what it's about. :) So, what do I see first or does it matter? :confused:

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
thats for sure :)

OUCH!!!

I think I might need to ice that. ;)

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
OUCH!!!

I think I might need to ice that. ;)

nurse, pass the nipple clamps! :D

[vheddyrmv8]

Saw it a few days ago, great movie, not a family movie for sure. A lot better than the original Clerks.

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
nurse, pass the nipple clamps! :D

HOLY MOLY!!!

The nurse's name wouldn't happen to be "Lucy" would it?

Somebody Get Me A Doctor cos my heart's a racin' and I'm suffering from the same symptoms as before. :o

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by vheddyrmv8
Saw it a few days ago, great movie, not a family movie for sure. A lot better than the original Clerks.

lol @ not a family movie

can you imagine bringing your kids to one of these flicks?

pretty crude shit...which is why I dig it :p

thanks for the mini-review

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
HOLY MOLY!!!

The nurse's name wouldn't happen to be "Lucy" would it?

Somebody Get Me A Doctor cos my heart's a racin' and I'm suffering from the same symptoms as before. :o


Loooosy...you got some 'splainin' to do

[MAX]

So if I rent one, it doesn't matter which? The "Strike Back" sound like a sequel? :confused:

I really wanna see a funny movie and especially if DG gives it props.

I'm just asking if they all go together, if I'll miss something and what not?

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Loooosy...you got some 'splainin' to do

ROTFLMFAO!!!

You do that well. :)

Me thinks I'm gonna have to heeya the live version at some point. ;)

Maybe after a 44 oz hazlenut mochalattechino I can talk you into it, hmmmm??? :)

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX
So if I rent one, it doesn't matter which? The "Strike Back" sound like a sequel? :confused:



Its not really a sequel, but it has some of the same characters.

you really are a pain in the ass, do you know that?

just go rent the fucking thing and enjoy it! dammit! :mad:

[diamondsgirl]

:D

[Dan]

Just rent the Damn Movies Max.:D

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
Its not really a sequel, but it has some of the same characters.

The same characters as what though? Is there a first one I need to see?


you really are a pain in the ass, do you know that?

Oh really? Now, I dunno whether to take that as a compliment ;) or an insult? :( lmao


just go rent the fucking thing and enjoy it! dammit! :mad:

Ok, now I dunno whether to make a yucky face or cry? Sooooo... I'll combine the two.

http://www.funrockn.com/magnets/small/images/i_love_lucy.jpg

[MAX]

Alright, this truly is turning into a real parody of "Who's on first!!!"

Do I see Jay and Silent Bob or Clerks?

Which one? :( :confused:

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by MAX


The same characters as what though? Is there a first one I need to see?





I am going to kick the shit out of you.

[MAX]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I am going to kick the shit out of you.

That's fine cos I have to go to the doctor anyway. :D

[ThrillsNSpills]

I saw clerks 37 times. ;)

[Matt White]

See "CLERKS" first MAX...it's the first movie and introduces all the key people....

Can't wait to see "CLERKS 2"....


BRILLIANT movie...though...I didn't see it 'till years after it was out...so don't feel bad MAX...

RANDAL kills me....

Cat Admiring Bitter Customer: Cute cat. What's his name?
Randal Graves: Annoying customer.
Cat Admiring Bitter Customer: [grabs pack of cigarettes] Fuckin' dickhead.

Randal: My mom's been fuckin' a dead guy for 30 years. I call him dad.

http://www.starblogs.net/archives/danterandal.jpg

Easily one of the top 10 films of the 90's................

[Hardrock69]

Yeah...I am gonna see Clerks 2 next week.

The first one was a scream.

Actually, everything Kevin Smith does is a fucking riot.

[FORD]

Max, you should see "Clerks" first, as it's the first of the franchise, so to speak.

I think you would appreciate "Dogma" as well, though it's based on Catholicism rather than Mormonism.

All the Kevin Smith movies are good ("Jersey Girl" is the only one I haven't seen yet.)

As for Clerks II, it wasn't really what I was expecting from a "Clerks" sequel, but it holds up on its own as a great movie.

Max will definitely get the "Pillow Pants" jokes ;)

[Jimmy Jingles]

Clerks II was brilliant!!!

Rosario's juggy titty dance is worth the price of admission alone!

Damn I would love to redecorate her shitshack!

[CVH Rulz]

Originally posted by FORD
("Jersey Girl" is the only one I haven't seen yet.)

On TBS tonight.

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
I saw clerks 37 times. ;)

LOL...I am going to watch it again before I see Clerks 2

[MAX]

Originally posted by FORD
Max, you should see "Clerks" first, as it's the first of the franchise, so to speak.

I think you would appreciate "Dogma" as well, though it's based on Catholicism rather than Mormonism.

All the Kevin Smith movies are good ("Jersey Girl" is the only one I haven't seen yet.)

As for Clerks II, it wasn't really what I was expecting from a "Clerks" sequel, but it holds up on its own as a great movie.

Max will definitely get the "Pillow Pants" jokes ;)

Thanks for the suggestion my brutha. :)

Ok, DG wants me to check out "Jay and Bob Strike Back" cos she thinks I'd lmao. She knows my humor so I trust that. :)

However, I think I'll do a double-two-day dose if FORD's tellin' me that there are Mormoid referrences in "Clerks."

So I'll do the two over this weekend.

These flicks sound fun. :)

Hey FORD, on a both separate but similar note, do you remember the flick "Fletch?" That had some good Mormon jabs. I'm ALWAYS into flicks that poke fun in that direction. Any suggestions?

[Hardrock69]

Just watch Clerks first.

That is all you need to know.

;)

[diamondsgirl]

if you are going to catch two then do "Clerks" and "Jay and S.Bob"

I think the latter is the funnier because its all about Jay and Bob who crack my shit up...but Clerks is a good intro into who they are and what their deal is...lmao...


has anyone seen the animated Clerks? any good?

[diamondsgirl]

also, Max...George Carlin is in a couple of these flicks (Dogma and Jersey Girl)

I know you dig him :D

[ThrillsNSpills]

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[ThrillsNSpills]

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[ThrillsNSpills]

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tryin this again for ya

Baaaaaaaanyinin !

[diamondsgirl]

I just sent max that scene in a PM...lol

one of the best scenes ever, I love that rap

[diamondsgirl]

I just heard that in the pic I posted (in my first post here) Mewes is doing a scene like the one from Silence of the Lambs where Jamie Gumb (the psycho killer) is talking to himself in the mirror...

is this for real? must be funny as hell

(and maybe kinda hot ;) )

[classicdude]

Clerks II was pretty funny shit. Saw it the day it came out. There's some great scenes, like the ass-to-mouth dialogue and the whole Star Wars vs. Lord of the Rings is hilarious. Jay and Silent Bob are the shit, but I'd have mixed feelings if they ever did a Clerks III, it would almost be like it was a parody of itself. The original Clerks is a cool story how Kevin Smith pretty much made it on a shoestring budget with maxed out credit cards.

[ALMOSTsaved]

Originally posted by diamondsgirl
I just heard that in the pic I posted (in my first post here) Mewes is doing a scene like the one from Silence of the Lambs where Jamie Gumb (the psycho killer) is talking to himself in the mirror...

is this for real? must be funny as hell


Yes. 'Tis true!

[classicdude]

I just watched "An Evening With Kevin Smith" yesterday. If you're a fan of Jay + Silent Bob, it's kind of interesting to get some behind the scenes kind of thought behind his work. Plus there's a cool rip on his royal freaky symbol-ness, prince.

[Vinnie Velvet]

Clerks (1994) is a classic.

Love that film.

For me, it clearly defines us Gen X'ers.

Everytime I watch it, its like I'm 20 again.

Haven't seen the sequel -- though I hear its good.

[PHOENIX]

Looks like Jason Mewes got a haircut. Heres what he looks like now.

Jason Mewes (http://www.imdb.com/gallery/granitz/5003/Events/5003/JasonMewes_Grani_9435971_400.jpg?path=pgallery&path_key=Mewes,%20Jason)