Satan's 2006 Death Pool

[Satan]

OK, Billy Graham probably WON'T come to Hell :(

But he'll be knock knock knockin' on Heaven's do-woor before too long.

[bastardog]

Fidel is working another deal with Satan.....If this deal works he will be around another year......but rumors are that he owe Satans too much...

[Satan]

Originally posted by bastardog
Fidel is working another deal with Satan.....If this deal works he will be around another year......but rumors are that he owe Satans too much...

Well, of course he does. But I can't discuss the details. Devil-client confidentiality and all that, you understand.

[Unchainme]

I'm always curious how F-Err I mean Satan, Feels about Billy Graham, He is IMO, one of the few honest Mass-Preachers out there.

My Vote, Castro, Hope he gets to meet you soon Satan.

EVH, Isn't aloud to die until he reunites with Roth, one last time....

[Little Texan]

I think Sharon will be dead before too long. He's been hanging on to life by a thread ever since that stroke, with the assistance of life support machines and feeding tubes, of course. As soon as they pull the plug, he'll be paying you an eternal visit, Satan!

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Sharon did in fact take another turn for the worse in the last few days...

He probably doesn't have much time left...

[LoungeMachine]

Rick James.

He'll die next.

[blueturk]

Does political death count? If so, look for anybody that Dubya stumps for...or kisses.

"I like my buddies from west Texas. I liked them when I was young, I liked them then I was middle-age, I liked them before I was president, and I like them during president, and I like them after president." --George W. Bush, Nashville, Tenn., Feb. 1, 2006

[DrMaddVibe]

Move this to the RIGHT forum!!!

[jcook11]

Isn't it about time for another Kennedy tragedy?

[VAN HLN CA]

A month ago Jani Lane would have been #1 but somehow hes got it together now and hope he stays stronger now.

A surpise accidental could easily go to the 'Hoff' from DUI.

[rustoffa]

I went with Gerald Ford. It's only a matter of time before he injests one of those old "WIN" buttons, mistaking it for a special edition mento.

The successful tracheotomy won't matter, as he falls victim (literally) to huge set of stairs at the E-clinic.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
Move this to the RIGHT forum!!!


Move it yourself :D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
Move this to the RIGHT forum!!!


Move it?, Hell I'm gonna sticky it :D

[Satan]

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/images/smiley_evilGrin.gif

[bastardog]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Rick James.

He'll die next.
He is already with Satan.

Rick died like 2 years ago

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by bastardog
He is already with Satan.

Rick died like 2 years ago


duh.

the correct response was.......


Rick James is Dead, Bitch

:rolleyes:

[Satan]

Gerald Ford might be moving up the charts......

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/14366060/

[ace diamond]

i vote for jimmy swaggart.

[Satan]

Originally posted by ace diamond
i vote for jimmy swaggart.

He'll have to wait until I get the Jesus theme park built down here.

Oh wait, that was Jim Bakker... yeah, send Swaggart down then. We're ready for him :D

[ace diamond]

HAIL SATAN!!!!!
TO YOU I PLEDGE MY ETERNAL LOYALTY AND SERVICE!!!!!

[ace diamond]

THE DESCENT INTO THE PIT OF HELL
lyrics and music written by:
ace diamond
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------
your bibles
i burn
666 inverted crosses
i set ablaze
your cathedrals
i destroy
destruction of life
i enjoy

the descent
into the pit of hell

your funeral pyres
i ignite
eternal power
forced beliefs
the time is here
come with me

the descent
into the pit of hell

solo

the end is near
i await
your final hour
my relief
no salvation
HELL AWAITS!!!!!!!!!!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by ace diamond
THE DESCENT INTO THE PIT OF HELL

:D

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[Satan]

Hey, I got the roof reinforced, damn it! :mad:

And why does that guy look like Savicki?

[ace diamond]

:guzzle: :hitch: :monekyl: :donkey: :killer: :rofl:

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by Satan
Hey, I got the roof reinforced, damn it! :mad:

And why does that guy look like Savicki?

Damnit Satan, Keep him off the Computers and work him harder.

He's getting on our nerves. :)

[Switch84]

:p Satan, you're a lazy bastard, going for the easy pickings (the sick and infirm). Grow some balls and list someone noone would expect to bite it, like Cynthia McKinney (my choice) or Kevin Federline...


Buwhahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!

[Satan]

Originally posted by Switch84
:p Satan, you're a lazy bastard, going for the easy pickings (the sick and infirm). Grow some balls and list someone noone would expect to bite it, like Cynthia McKinney (my choice) or Kevin Federline...


Buwhahahahahahahahahahahahaaaa!!!

OK, mission accomplished. (http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=39914) You know, you really shouldn't tempt the Devil like that.

Unholy Birthday, by the way. Another year, another day closer to...... :cool:

[ace diamond]

hey satan........go after chimpy.......oh, wait......he is headed your way anywho.........
how soon are you expecting bin laden and saddam hussein,and bush sr.?

[4moreyears]

Savicki will die from anal warts on his tongue.

[FORD]

Looks like Gerald Ford "wins" this one. Nobody thought to add James Brown to the poll.

On the other hand, Fidel's doctors say he's healthy enough to come back to work. And Saddam Hussein should be visiting Satan within the month.

So who's next......?

Ah, it's time for his Unholiness to post "death pool 2007" anyway....

[bueno bob]

Liz Taylor gets my vote for SOMETIME in 2007...not necessarily next, per se...but sometime...

[blonddgirl777]

Saddam Hussein's on the highway to hell!

[Anonymous]

Bono. U2 Bono. His false goody goody two shoes stint just to promote his band will have caught up to him in no time.

Hypocrisy is bad, man... very bad.

On the other hand... I'm probably headed to hell, too... like Lemmy says "they'll have the pool tables"...

And I wouldn't want to exist in the same world as that cunt twice.

Satan... your call - Bono or me. Choose wisely, motherfucker. I ain't giving you no second chance.

Cheers! :bottle:

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
... Satan... your call - Bono or me. Choose wisely, motherfucker. I ain't giving you no second chance...

I am bribing Satan to chose Bono...

No Pussy Licker diserves to go to hell! ;)

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I am bribing Satan to chose Bono...

No Pussy Licker diserves to go to hell! ;)

*gasp*

Satan - deal's off. You get to keep Bono. I'm off to Heaven - with Blonddgirl! :D ;) :p

Cheers! :bottle:

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
*gasp*

Satan - deal's off. You get to keep Bono. I'm off to Heaven - with Blonddgirl! :D ;) :p

Cheers! :bottle:

"...That's where I'm gonna go, when I die,
When I die and they lay me to rest, I'm gonna go to the place that's the best..."

(Wherever that is) :confused: :p

[ppg960]

Originally posted by DrMaddVibe
Move this to the RIGHT forum!!!

Thank-you.

Fidel will roast in Hell. He deserves it as well.
I will never vacation in Cuba as long as that Fucking Cocksucker is alive.
That country has been opressed and enslaved since he has been in power.

Fuck him and his brother.

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
"...That's where I'm gonna go, when I die,
When I die and they lay me to rest, I'm gonna go to the place that's the best..."

(Wherever that is) :confused: :p

Well... I'd say the best place is the place where YOU are... ;)

Cheers! :bottle:

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by ppg960
... I will never vacation in Cuba as long as that Fucking Cocksucker is alive...

Fidel doesn't give a shit, weather you get your ass warmed up down in Cuba (enjoying Rum and Cigar)
or freeze it up here (drinkin' Molson)...
OR... spend all your money at Walt Disney World... (drinkin' Bud.)

As it is now, Cubans need the tourism industry (wich represents a lot of their revenues) to survive on a daily basis.
When we go there and fall into their tourists traps, we do them a big favor... beleive me!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Well... I'd say the best place is the place where YOU are... ;)

Cheers! :bottle:

Nice of you... but;

Right now, we are freezing up here... so I'd say stay in Portugal for a little longer! :p

[ppg960]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Fidel doesn't give a shit, weather you get your ass warmed up down in Cuba (enjoying Rum and Cigar)
or freeze it up here (drinkin' Molson)...
OR... spend all your money at Walt Disney World... (drinkin' Bud.)

As it is now, Cubans need the tourism industry (wich represents a lot of their revenues) to survive on a daily basis.
When we go there and fall into their tourists traps, we do them a big favor... beleive me!

How do you figure that??
They get paid next to nothing. All the tips you give out everyday, the hotel makes them hand it over everyday. If they don't, they get fired.
The hotel can also have them charged with theft!!!
You go ahead and keep giving Fidel all your money - he Fucking needs it.
I'll go to Mexico and know that the tips I give go home to the employees family.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by ppg960
How do you figure that??
They get paid next to nothing. All the tips you give out everyday, the hotel makes them hand it over everyday. If they don't, they get fired.
The hotel can also have them charged with theft!!!...

NOT!

I've been there twice and my sister goes regularely... (lucky her)...

I've given maids some stuff and money and they where happy to take it home.
Every year is different in Cuba... rarety is the issue.
Sometimes a bottle of perfume or a pair of jeans is worth a lot more than the 3 pesos (or so) an hour that the Mexicans make!

We won't be able to solve their economical problems by vacationing there but what I'm saying is that the ones that work in the tourism industry (the people), love to have us there...

Also, it's by getting to talk to them about freedom and informing them on all those issues that are hidden from them that they might start a revolution!

It's better that we go to them than just leaving them there... ignorant... like FIDEL wants it to be...

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Nice of you... but;

Right now, we are freezing up here... so I'd say stay in Portugal for a little longer! :p

Well, 'tis winter in half the world... though I have to say winter in the south of Portugal - Algarve, I'm sure any Brits in here know it well, the fuckers are always invading our beaches - is... pretty pleasant.

Although it does beg the question... is it possible to freeze next to Blonddgirl? :)

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Also, it's by getting to talk to them about freedom and informing them on all those issues that are hidden from them that they might start a revolution!

That's precisely why I'm not vacationing in Cuba while Fidel's still alive.

I love Rum.
I hate oppression of any kind or form.
When I get drunk, I do stupid things.
You see where this is going?

I'd hate to turn on the TV next morning, all sobered up, only to find out I had overthrown Fidel with the help of the Cubans in an unprecedented coup d' état and am now their beloved new dictator.

Cheers! :bottle:

[4moreyears]

Any one want to bet it is Saddam Hussein?

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by 4moreyears
Any one want to bet it is Saddam Hussein?

I say you win that bet!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
... I'd hate to turn on the TV next morning, all sobered up, only to find out I had overthrown Fidel with the help of the Cubans in an unprecedented coup d' état and am now their beloved new dictator.

Cheers! :bottle:

But think about all the new laws you could instigate! :D