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Steve Savicki
08-24-2006, 09:40 AM
http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/entertainment/5281220.stm

The 20 "castaways" in the 13th season of US reality show Survivor will be divided according to their ethnicity.
The contestants will be segregated into four "tribes" of blacks, whites, Asians and Latinos when the hit CBS programme returns on 14 September.

Among the participants "stranded" on the Cook Islands will be a lawyer, a policeman and a heavy metal guitarist.

Organisers said they were addressing complaints that previous series had not been sufficiently ethnically diverse.

"So we said, 'Let's turn this criticism into creativity,'" host Jeff Probst told CBS's Early Show.

"It fits in perfectly with what Survivor does. It is a social experiment."

Each series of the show maroons a diverse group of individuals on a remote island, setting them tasks and whittling them down until one winner remains.

Richard Hatch, winner of the first season in 2000, was subsequently jailed for not paying taxes on his $1m prize money.

esus H Christ riding a vaccuum cleaner through the sky -- what the he|| is CBS thinking?

MAPRamone
08-24-2006, 10:37 AM
This is just wrong... ... and i'm sooo watching!!!

Hardrock69
08-24-2006, 11:10 AM
If they want racial diversity, each tribe should be racially diverse.

Those dumbfuck assholes should not be advocating racial seperatism as some kind of model of existence by having it on the program.

Fuck those fucking losers.
:mad:

Ally_Kat
08-24-2006, 11:13 AM
Okay, and...? I think we are being overly politically correct here.

We ourselves, as a society, do this every day. It's the same when shows make the groups based on sex and have them battle it out to see which is the better gender at the show. Now it's with race.

I think it has great potential. I think some true colors will be shown among all the races when it comes to competition against the other groups and when teams are fused together. I think it's a great social experiment. Let's see what happens. And I'll bet money that there will be at least 2 racist peeps -- one white and one minority -- to stir the pot.

Hardrock69
08-25-2006, 01:16 AM
The producers would not have it any other way

:rolleyes:

Sorry but these so-called "reality" shows are mindless crap.

I refuse to lower myself to the level required to derive enjoyment from such drivel....
;)

Little Texan
08-25-2006, 09:23 PM
I hate reality tv! I wish it would all just go away...for good! I've never watched an episode of Survivor, and I never will! Fuck this stupid reality shit...they have run it so far into the ground!

Steve Savicki
08-26-2006, 10:20 AM
What's so real about reality TV anyways?

Dr. Love
08-26-2006, 02:07 PM
resus???

Nitro Express
08-29-2006, 02:17 PM
Reality TV will just continue to pull television down the shitter. We will see some big black dude raping some Korean dudes wife or daughter and then toss in some weapons and watch the fun begin. All in the name of ratings.

Mr. Vengeance
08-30-2006, 07:45 PM
HA!!!! GM Pulls out it's sponsorship, and oh yeah....it has NOTHING to do with this. Okay, GM, we BELIEVE YOU.....:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20060830/ap_on_en_tv/gm_survivor

All reality TV must die!!!!!!

Little Texan
08-30-2006, 07:49 PM
I'm still trying to figure out what "resus" monkeys are? Are they monkeys that eat "resus" pieces? Or "resus" peanut butter cups?

jhale667
08-31-2006, 12:49 AM
Originally posted by Little Texan
I'm still trying to figure out what "resus" monkeys are? Are they monkeys that eat "resus" pieces? Or "resus" peanut butter cups?

Would you deny them candy? :D

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Heartless.

Big Fat Sammy
08-31-2006, 01:14 AM
lol resus pesus

Dan
08-31-2006, 01:35 AM
Originally posted by Dr. Love
resus???

LOL,nice one Steve.

LoungeMachine
08-31-2006, 01:56 AM
Originally posted by Little Texan
I'm still trying to figure out what "resus" monkeys are? Are they monkeys that eat "resus" pieces? Or "resus" peanut butter cups?


" You got chocolate on my monkey"

" Well you got monkey on my chocolate"

LoungeMachine
08-31-2006, 01:57 AM
Somebody bookmark this thread title for the upcoming Second Annual Army Awards

Dr. Love
08-31-2006, 09:32 AM
I couldn't figure out if he meant rhesus monkeys or racist monkeys.

Or I suppose Reeses Monkeys works too.

jhale667
08-31-2006, 01:42 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
" You got chocolate on my monkey"

" Well you got monkey on my chocolate"

LMMFAO :lol: