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Bret
08-24-2006, 08:36 PM
Anyone here into slanted pussy?

Bob_R
08-24-2006, 08:43 PM
Not me.

blonddgirl777
08-24-2006, 10:20 PM
What is "slanted"?
Marriam Websters is failing me on that one...

Bob_R
08-24-2006, 10:28 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
What is "slanted"?


Chinese, Korean, Japanese, etc...

blonddgirl777
08-24-2006, 10:45 PM
Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
Chinese, Korean, Japanese, etc...

Weird... "Websters" said something about a diagonal line :confused: ... bad, bad, dicktionnary!

Seshmeister
08-24-2006, 10:49 PM
Originally posted by EVH FANATIC
Chinese, Korean, Japanese, etc...

You are 43, on the internet, and believe that myth?:)

Hardrock69
08-25-2006, 01:17 AM
I have never had hoopty-doopty with an Asian woman.

Just the way my life has been....

But then, I look at the personality, not the race.

binnie
08-25-2006, 03:37 AM
"slanted" - interesting choice of words....


There are a lot of very beautiful Asian women out there, wild as hell.

And I have had the pleasure, of pleasuring several.

All shapes and sizes for me.....

Bob_R
08-25-2006, 07:38 AM
Originally posted by Seshmeister
You are 43, on the internet, and believe that myth?:)

I was just answering her question. That is what the term refers to. I've never had "it" but that doesn't mean I have any ill feelings. :)

Jérôme Frenchise
08-25-2006, 08:08 AM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Weird... "Websters" said something about a diagonal line :confused: ... bad, bad, dicktionnary!

:D

slanting = "bridé(e)" ;)

When I was 17, my girlfriend was a "Eurasian" (her mother was Vietnamese, and her father was a French white man), and er... she was a greedy baby! :)
She was one of the very best birds I ever had. We both really were in love, but we broke up when I entered university (she thought I wouldn't resist some fine female students as she was one year younger than me and would follow to university 12 months later only...).
She was a real pearl though she was still rather young, so soft and gentle, though she was very dynamic and ... full of initiative.
I like nothing more than a dynamic bird. But who likes those who will just lay flat? :D

But well, I concur with Captain Hardrock. She just happened to be half Asian. :cool:

I once read somewhere that one of Asian girls's weaknesses is tall, dark-haired white men. I'm always careful with clichés, but... :)

Nickdfresh
08-25-2006, 09:41 AM
I have a hankering of asking the local Chinese restaurateur out. She always slips me free stuff...

Jérôme Frenchise
08-25-2006, 09:56 AM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I have a hankering of asking the local Chinese restaurateur out. She always slips me free stuff...

Nick, "you've got the ticket", as you'd say in French... ;)
Maybe the whole book with the stubs! :D

blonddgirl777
08-25-2006, 10:59 AM
Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
:D ... slanting = "bridé(e)" ;)...

Thanks!
I didn't look at my translation dictionnary... just the English definition one.

"Bridé" in a politically incorrect word here.

NightProwler
08-25-2006, 11:01 AM
Originally posted by Nickdfresh
I have a hankering of asking the local Chinese restaurateur out. She always slips me free stuff...


That's when you're ordering the "poo-poo platter", right?

Jérôme Frenchise
08-25-2006, 11:12 AM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Thanks!
I didn't look at my translation dictionnary... just the English definition one.

"Bridé" in a politically incorrect word here.

"Slanting eyes" = "yeux bridés"; it isn't offensive at all, unless you use "bridés" as a noun, like "les bridés...".

In "Heartbreak Ridge" ("Le Maître de Guerre"), you hear the expression "slanting pussies" ("chatounes bridées":D) a couple of times.
A kickass film, by the way. :)

blonddgirl777
08-25-2006, 11:23 AM
Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
"Slanting eyes" = "yeux bridés"; it isn't offensive at all, unless you use "bridés" as a noun, like "les bridés..."

That's what I meant... as a noun.

There is a good Thai. restaurant near my place called "Les Bridés" and we are wondering how long it will take before the "politicaly corectness" police comes and have them change that name...

Poeple make such a big fuss over nothing sometimes... :rolleyes:

Jérôme Frenchise
08-25-2006, 08:28 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
That's what I meant... as a noun.

There is a good Thai. restaurant near my place called "Les Bridés" and we are wondering how long it will take before the "politicaly corectness" police comes and have them change that name...

Poeple make such a big fuss over nothing sometimes... :rolleyes:

All the point is here: would we feel uneasy if we found a restaurant called "Les Blancs Becs" ("The Whitey's")?
I wouldn't mind at all. i would find the name very funny. So, as you say, all is in the notion of "politically correct", and how much its defenders will piss us trying to impose some dull well-thinking norm... :cool:

What's wrong in using the expression "slanted pussy"?
It's all in the following assertion:
"Can you laugh about anything? The answer is yes, you can...............................................
But not with everybody." :)

blonddgirl777
08-25-2006, 10:09 PM
And that Thai. resto. is owned by Asians...

The whiteys (especially males) are the only ones everybody is allowed to make fun of, everywhere!

Good thing that we have such a sens of humor...

Mezro
08-26-2006, 09:38 PM
Originally posted by Bret
Anyone here into slanted pussy?

Yeap.

Mezro...have you got questions?...

Mr. Vengeance
08-26-2006, 09:53 PM
I so love the Asian ladies...but I have enough trouble getting simple white chicks to date me....

Mezro
08-27-2006, 05:41 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
I so love the Asian ladies...but I have enough trouble getting simple white chicks to date me....

Once you date an Asian woman, white fish will no longer be your wish.

Mezro...you live once...go out there and experience some shaved yellowtail...

binnie
08-28-2006, 12:40 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
Once you date an Asian woman, white fish will no longer be your wish.

Mezro...you live once...go out there and experience some shaved yellowtail...

Ha Ha!!!

Should put that in a fortune cookie!

Bret
09-24-2006, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
Mezro...have you got questions?...

Exactly what percentage of the SF population is queer?

VHrocks
09-25-2006, 01:45 AM
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sadaist
09-25-2006, 04:15 AM
I heard asian pussy IS sideways (slanted), so the further they spread their legs, the tighter it gets.

binnie
09-25-2006, 05:55 AM
Originally posted by sadaist
I heard asian pussy IS sideways (slanted), so the further they spread their legs, the tighter it gets.

Dude, you never cease to crack me up!!

Matt White
09-25-2006, 10:28 AM
"Yellow Fever".........


"Very good...very good"

Jérôme Frenchise
09-25-2006, 03:33 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
"Yellow Fever".........


"Very good...very good"

I saw 2 mn of "In the realm of the senses" on a French national (!) channel on the night before yesterday, just before midnight (!), and, honestly, I was nearly going to throw up.
I put that channel at random and wound up seeing a - small - dick being blown by a pretty chick; thick hair, weird ambience, well, I told myself, why does that movie have such a mythic reputation, really?
The world record for showing so much hair on the screen, maybe?
:D

Ozzy Fudd
09-26-2006, 12:17 PM
Originally posted by Mezro
Once you date an Asian woman, white fish will no longer be your wish.

Mezro...you live once...go out there and experience some shaved yellowtail...

You phuckin nut..i'm glad your back..., you are back...arn't ya?

Ozzy Fudd
09-26-2006, 12:19 PM
Originally posted by sadaist
I heard asian pussy IS sideways (slanted), so the further they spread their legs, the tighter it gets.

We have a winner peeps. as they say GAME OVER:D

Nitro Express
10-02-2006, 04:14 AM
I remember being a teen in Hong Kong and my parents were visiting friends there. The adults went out for dinner and I was left with their 16 year old daughter. We knew each other and we were watching television and one thing led to another and well, I got my first and only slanted pussy.

I just remember feeling paranoid after because I had no idea if she was on birth control and I never asked. My nightmare was finding out I got her pregnant and the shit would hit the fan hard.

I never experience the so called wild Japanese girls I have heard about. We were just two dumb teens trying to figure it out. LOL! I wasn't exatly Mr. Sexual expert at 15. LOL!

binnie
10-02-2006, 05:13 AM
Originally posted by Ozzy Fudd
We have a winner peeps. as they say GAME OVER:D

Sadist always gives us pearls of wisdom....