Go see eastern european birds now!

[Golden AWe]

yeah that's right!

i've just booked a flight ticket to lithuania

all of the lithuanian birds i know won't be there, and the one who's "been in love with me" suddenly tells me she has a jealous boyfriend, so i won't be staying at her place this time, but luckily the hotels aren't too expensive either

WHAT is interesting is that besides having a chance to chase the local birds there i haven't booked a ticket back yet, since i'm planning on visiting either Belarus or Hungary too, I'd need a visa to see Belarus but that won't be a problem

i'll go to hungary if the people i know from there will be around, especially the thai-boxing girl who was living in slovakia before

if not, i'll go to Belarus and hope i don't get shot if i go there, and if i won't find any nookie otherwise i'll promise you i'm using money on prozzas

AND I'LL TAKE LOADS OF PHOTOS IN ANY CASE!

promises, promises, but at least i'm going for sure

HEUTE LITHUANIA, MORGEN DIE WELT!!!

HEUTE BELARUS, MORGEN DIE WELT!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

spoken like a panzer grenadier!

[Golden AWe]

they will go down on their knees!

(if i pay them prozzas)

[Mr Grimsdale]

oh blimey!
(cue sid james laugh)

[Figs]

Fuck 'em all, and let Grimsdale sort them out.....

[Golden AWe]

hmmm...the hungarian beauty contacted me tonight...does this mean she wants it again? hmmm....

[Figs]

Oh absolutely, if a chick doesn't want to fuck again they would never try to contact you.



I should know.....

[Mr Grimsdale]

i need another puncture repair kit

[Golden AWe]

i need ANY repair kit

[Mr Grimsdale]

my knob end came off last night

[Golden AWe]

you need a female nurse to glue it back

[Mr Grimsdale]

yes, with her saliva

[Golden AWe]

whatever can he mean?

(cuntfused with the word "saliva")

[Mr Grimsdale]

lickety split!

[Golden AWe]

cutnius maximus!!!

FACKIUS ORFIUS!!!

[Mr Grimsdale]

i think i'm about to shit

in a most unpleasant manner

[Golden AWe]

i need some lithuanian nookie

[Mr Grimsdale]

don't we all

[Golden AWe]

especially me

and soon!

[Mr Grimsdale]

hooray for harold lloyd!

[Golden AWe]

ok I've only been in Vilnius for one day this time...it\s not even the hottest part of the summer at the moment but dahm...HOT HOT HOT

I mean there are only two words to describe the situtation here and even they don\t do it justice

UFF UFF

I'm about to lose it, i'll probably extrude in public if i don't jack off again

UFF UFF UFF!!!

this is simply a heaven!!!

massage time!

[Golden AWe]

and yeah, TOO FOOKIN REET they choose all the waitresses by their looks! and NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT!!!

i had to put some extra cheese on my lasagne

and i spilled the mayo all over the restaurant(s)!!!

[bastardog]

sounds like the best vacation ever

[Mr Grimsdale]

he's going to end up in prison!

[Golden AWe]

hopefully in one with female, nudie prisonguards

tied up and showered in gold!

[Mr Grimsdale]

whatever can he mean?

[bastardog]

I think drunk on a street like eddie van halen

[Golden AWe]

SHOWERED IN GOLD

[bastardog]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
SHOWERED IN GOLD = with urine all over him

[Mr Grimsdale]

the dirty boy

[Mr Grimsdale]

whatever can he mean?

the dirty boy

[bastardog]

in the last day of his vacations he will wake up in a street of lithuania still drunk and covered in urine from street dogs and himself.
He will not remember anything of tha last 5 days.

[bastardog]

Still sounds like the best vacation ever

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by bastardog
in the last day of his vacations he will wake up in a street of lithuania still drunk and covered in urine from street dogs and himself.
He will not remember anything of tha last 5 days.


Originally posted by bastardog
Still sounds like the best vacation ever


AHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

"still sounds like the best vacation ever"

AHAHAHAHAHAHA

I went to see some of the girls I knew before...one of them has a baby now and well, the boy seemed like a future dump meister, seemed peaceful and funny at first, but then starting to demand everything, hitting the fist in the table and drooling all over himself

and he's only 5 months old!

we took some photos with me holding the baby, have to photoshop some nazi logos there later on and our future will be saved

when we were in the park she said other local people are afraid of me and think i'm their bodyguard, being a bit bigger than the average lithuanian boy, well, i had to protect our future dump meister

i also met two other girls and i'm going to party with kotryna this weekend, there will be no sleep until monday

she's got a perfect pair of knockers

[bastardog]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
there will be no sleep until monday

she's got a perfect pair of knockers

exacty 5 days from now.

The bets have started...


KNOCKERS!!!!!!
good luck

[Golden AWe]

TOP LITHUANIAN PORN!!!

http://lietuvaites.tai.lt/

[Mr Grimsdale]

the future panzer grenadier must be educated in the ways of the ss!

[Golden AWe]

i'll post photos later!

[bastardog]

Zoiberg

[Mr Grimsdale]

and the same to you

[bastardog]

Thanks, but no thanks
I prefer Amy

[Mr Grimsdale]

good grief!

[bastardog]

Does GA wake up already?
I'm curious to know if he end up on a street with pope clothes or on a bed witha lithuanian girl

[Golden AWe]

a littel bit of both

tonight, my date with one of the girls was ruined, the place they recently moved into has had some serious water leak and the electricity goes down - BANG, there goes the night :(

the two girls and the other one's boyfriend recently have moved into quite a dump, with moisture and some bacteria growth on the walls

fookin' hell

but i wanted to stay there for last night as i'm quite a extreme fooker and no complainer

[bastardog]

That's the spirit!

[Mr Grimsdale]

and you like a bit of bacteria growth

[bastardog]

Just on my spinach

Mr. E. Coli was a good guy

[Mr Grimsdale]

i was referring to goldenawe!

[bastardog]

So Mr e. coli was visiting Lithuania with Golden Awe?
or it is that GA is mr e. coli?

[Mr Grimsdale]

he's known as mr mushroom

he's a real fun guy

[Golden AWe]

are you referring to me?

man things look good in hungary

besides the revolution and me taking over, the birds...the birds...UFFUFFUFFUFFUFFUFFUFFUFF

docle and gabbana, gentlemen, dolce and gabbana!

[Mr Grimsdale]

so you've bought some over priced shite clothes

[Golden AWe]

naaah

i'm talking about all the fit birds stuck into these tight over priced shite clothes so you can see the form of their pussy

uh oh :)

[bastardog]

Then it is nice clothe

[Golden AWe]

here's something for starters

DOLCE AND GABBANA

more later!

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m264/goldenawe/2006_0924awepics0202.jpg

[bastardog]

lithuania here we come!

[Mr Grimsdale]

filtháe!

[Golden AWe]

Artistical stuff when I was trying to get jeans and a good shoto of the ladies arses

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m264/goldenawe/2006_0924awepics0162.jpg

[Golden AWe]

better view of her bottom :)

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m264/goldenawe/2006_0924awepics0154.jpg

[bastardog]

The gratest vacation ever

[Golden AWe]

here were probably the best legs i saw

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m264/goldenawe/pepris/2006_0924awepics0131.jpg

[bastardog]

The heat is going on

[Golden AWe]

gotta say i larve them shoes

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m264/goldenawe/pepris/2006_0924awepics0132.jpg

[Golden AWe]

kewl red boots

THE STALKER I AM!!!

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m264/goldenawe/pepris/2006_0924awepics0125.jpg

[Golden AWe]

this skirt was kewl

uhuhuhuhuhuh latex

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m264/goldenawe/pepris/2006_0924awepics0210.jpg

[Golden AWe]

pocket-sized

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m264/goldenawe/pepris/2006_0924awepics0208.jpg

[Golden AWe]

probably the best line in the back of the stockings i saw

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m264/goldenawe/pepris/2006_0924awepics0250.jpg

[Mr Grimsdale]

gordon bennett!

this is country full of uff!

a country ripe for conquest

PANZER MARSCH!

[bastardog]

Yes sir!

[Mr Grimsdale]

form yourselfs up in wedge formation and advance!

[bastardog]

I quit!

[Golden AWe]

i'll post more when i get my internet connections back in order

same with the panzer troops

[Mr Grimsdale]

AUF MARSCH!

[Golden AWe]

here's a blonde from budapest

it's a pity we don't see her body and knockers, they were SMASHING

UFF

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m264/goldenawe/2006_0924awepics0400.jpg

[Golden AWe]

now this was top shite

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m264/goldenawe/2006_0924awepics0375.jpg

a grate-looking girl from germany

her name was YURINNA

i almost shitted my pants when she said it, she said it like "URINE"

she had a boyfriend, it's a pity

funny thing was when my friend chatted with her too, when he was on my right, sitting on the floor, and she was on my left, on the same sofa like me, and when she didn't hear him properly she leaned over like she was gonna give me a blowjob

and seriously, my stomach started to malfunction and i had to take a shit

it was embarrasing to sit in the toilet for ages

[Golden AWe]

the one on the right

what a body, what a body

nice nose too :D

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m264/goldenawe/2006_0924awepics0365.jpg

[Golden AWe]

i dunno if i posted these yet

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m264/goldenawe/pepris/2006_0924awepics0072.jpg

[bastardog]

Marsch!!!

[Golden AWe]

I want everyone to see these so moving it a bit

here's the top UFF bird with a boyfriend who looks like Zinedine Zidane with hair

whaddya think?

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m264/goldenawe/pepris/VilnaBuda0266.jpg

[Golden AWe]

here, a close-up

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m264/goldenawe/pepris/VilnaBuda0270.jpg

[Golden AWe]

nice round one!

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m264/goldenawe/pepris/2006_0924awepics0071.jpg

[Mr Grimsdale]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
here, a close-up

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m264/goldenawe/pepris/VilnaBuda0270.jpg

JAYSUS H!

I mean, fookin' 'ell.

She's a got a face like Cheryl Tweedy and bristols like Sarah Beeny!

I doesn't get any better!

[Golden AWe]

Maybe that was the sister Marco Materazzi insulted in the World Cup final...???

I'd be pissed off too!!!

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Where are the Russian birds!?!?!?


You'd probably get bird flu just by looking at them.

[Golden AWe]

What a woofter!!!

[bastardog]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
here, a close-up

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m264/goldenawe/pepris/VilnaBuda0270.jpg
Good helsinkis.........
the only thing I don't like is the arm ornament (or dis-ornament in this case)

[Golden AWe]

Those are GRATE BUDAPESTS...

[Nitro Express]

Happiness is a bottle of Absynthe and a hotel room full of Hungarian whores!

[Nitro Express]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
here, a close-up

http://i106.photobucket.com/albums/m264/goldenawe/pepris/VilnaBuda0270.jpg

Mi Corumba! Nice face and tits. Grease the hairy Turk clutching her and hit it! Boing!

[Golden AWe]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
Happiness is a bottle of Absynthe and a hotel room full of Hungarian whores!

The secret of joyful living!