HAHAHA! Paris Hilton flops!!!!

[Mr. Vengeance]

I couldn't have taken it if this was a hit!:

2006 -- PARIS Hilton's career as a pop star is fizzling as quickly as one of her blink-and-you'll-miss-it relationships.
In its first week out of the gate, Hilton's first CD is being widely seen as a certified flop. "Paris," which features the single "Stars Are Blind," sold a lackluster 75,000 copies in the United States - a pittance compared to Christina Aguilera's first-week sales of 320,000, according to Soundscan.

And projected sales for next week are said to be a measly 30,000, which is a larger than normal second week drop.

"Paris" is languishing at the bottom of Billboard's Hot 100 - so Hilton's label rushed out her second single, "Turn It Up," which isn't doing very well either.

"The international outlook is not much better for her," one industry source told Page Six. "The international people are not inclined to do a big push since she can't back up the album with a tour. Obviously, she can't sing live."

The source added that Hilton was advised a year ago to train her voice, work with choreographers and learn an instrument to prepare for a limited tour, but "obviously she didn't listen."

Hilton's rep, Elliot Mintz, said, "To me, [the album] sounds huge. For a newcomer, this is incredibly impressive."

Meanwhile, Hilton's reputation as a dirty girl put one of her former sex partners on edge after they'd been to bed together.

Elijah Blue Allman, the hunky son of Cher and Gregg Allman, boasted to Howard Stern the other day that he had a fling with Hilton before she was famous - but he got nervous right afterward that he might have picked up a sexually transmitted disease from her. Allman says he was so worried, he raced downstairs and grabbed a household cleaning product to pour over his private parts and "disinfect" them.

While Stern flipped over the tawdry tale, aired over his Sirius Satellite Radio raunchfest show, Hilton wasn't thrilled with the disclosure. "She's not happy about it," said a source, despite the fact Allman tried to lessen the low blow by noting she was a "sweet girl" nonetheless.

[ace diamond]

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[Douglas T.]

It'll end up in history next to the Hoff's albums!

[binnie]

Originally posted by Douglas T.
It'll end up in history next to the Hoff's albums!

Maybe they could duet!

[binnie]

I could look at this news in two ways.

1) It re-affirms my faith in people, that they are not just blind sheep led to buy whatever is deemed fashionable: the public knows utter shite when it sees it (although it still buys shite, it has a limit)

2) Although, 75,000 morons still bought the record!

[Douglas T.]

She probably bought those 75,000 with the dropped change she found under her car seat!

[binnie]

Originally posted by Douglas T.
She probably bought those 75,000 with the dropped change she found under her car seat!

Or the money she made from her "porn" film....

[Matt White]

Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
Elijah Blue Allman, the hunky son of Cher and Gregg Allman, boasted to Howard Stern the other day that he had a fling with Hilton before she was famous - but he got nervous right afterward that he might have picked up a sexually transmitted disease from her. Allman says he was so worried, he raced downstairs and grabbed a household cleaning product to pour over his private parts and "disinfect" them.



OUCH!!!:mad:

http://dollardays.com/images/c67/image2/24983.jpg

That's GOTTA hurt!!!

[Mr. Vengeance]

Originally posted by binnie
I could look at this news in two ways.

1) It re-affirms my faith in people, that they are not just blind sheep led to buy whatever is deemed fashionable: the public knows utter shite when it sees it (although it still buys shite, it has a limit)

2) Although, 75,000 morons still bought the record!

The record company was hoping for a lot more. Christina Aguilera sold something like 350, 000 of her new album the same week.

[Douglas T.]

Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
Allman says he was so worried, he raced downstairs and grabbed a household cleaning product to pour over his private parts and "disinfect" them.



I guess if he had his tongue down there ... he'd have chug'd some bleech?

[Golden AWe]

I wasn't gonna buy it anyway.

[Mr. Vengeance]

Originally posted by Golden AWe
I wasn't gonna buy it anyway.

You weren't??? I'm shocked GA!!!! Just SHOCKED!!!:cool:

[Mr. Vengeance]

Originally posted by Matt White
OUCH!!!:mad:

http://dollardays.com/images/c67/image2/24983.jpg

That's GOTTA hurt!!!

I like the way the bottle says 33% more LOADS....

[Panamark]

She should have put her porno on the CD,
a dual format job.

Hear the album, watch the movie...

That would have boosted numbers

Although most of us have seen the film

[ThrillsNSpills]

Originally posted by Panamark
She should have put her porno on the CD,
a dual format job.

Hear the album, watch the movie...

That would have boosted numbers

Although most of us have seen the film

LMAO. Yeah the video for the song is practically porn. Maybe they should have had the porn video be the music video too.

With a patient staff and good programs anyone can make an album. If her vocal abilities aren't practiced up though forget it as far as promotion live.

[Mr. Vengeance]

She's one dead fuck, but she can suck a mean dick, I have to say.

[Ellyllions]

Her album is actually a blessing in disguise....

It is the best example of how bad record companies think they can fuck with the general public.

She's making what $2 of the sale of each cd (maybe)...with no tour to follow guess who was making the real cash off that album.

Now tell me the music industry isn't fucked ALL to hell. Her album is a prime example of the company paying her to sell her name.

[Mr. Vengeance]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Her album is actually a blessing in disguise....

It is the best example of how bad record companies think they can fuck with the general public.

She's making what $2 of the sale of each cd (maybe)...with no tour to follow guess who was making the real cash off that album.

Now tell me the music industry isn't fucked ALL to hell. Her album is a prime example of the company paying her to sell her name.

No doubt....the music today licks the sweat off a dead man's balls.

[Golden AWe]

I'd rather see "bands" like Nickelback, Black eyed Pees and Shakira flop...

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

She sucks on record just as she does on film.

She wasn't much of a sucker on the movie, I might add.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

I wish this thread said,

"Paris Hilton's flaps" instead!

[binnie]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Her album is actually a blessing in disguise....

It is the best example of how bad record companies think they can fuck with the general public.

She's making what $2 of the sale of each cd (maybe)...with no tour to follow guess who was making the real cash off that album.

Now tell me the music industry isn't fucked ALL to hell. Her album is a prime example of the company paying her to sell her name.

Excellent point!

I doubt she is truly hoping for a record career - a quick buck and a quick fuck is all she is about....

[Ellyllions]

Originally posted by binnie
Excellent point!

I doubt she is truly hoping for a record career - a quick buck and a quick fuck is all she is about....

She ain't looking for no record career....she's just for "sale" in anyway possible. Her life is a business to her.

She doesn't need a record career when people pay her tens of thousands just to show up at some nightclub or restaurant.

[Hardrock69]

Christina Aguilera was an actual singer, and she was a product of the record label.


Paris, is a no-talent slut bitch with dreams of being a pop-star.

I am surprised 75,000 stupid people in the US bought the album.


I wish she would just go away.
:rolleyes: