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Matt White
09-01-2006, 01:57 PM
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By Mark Miller

SEATTLE, Wash. -- With the divorce rate in America at a record high, one company is attempting to eliminate the No. 1 cause.

"The problem is marriage itself," said Leo Brereton, president of Lease on Life. "That's why we're offering spouses on a purely rental basis. You get the security, prestige and intimacy of a marriage.

"On the other hand, if you tire of your spouse, or simply want to trade him or her for a snazzier new model, you may do so at any time."

Rhonda Erlanger,Director of People for the Preservation of American Family Values, thinks the concept is indecent.

"It mocks the sacrament of marriage," she claimed. "It spits in the face of commitment. Why don't they call it what it is -- prostitution, plain and simple."

"Because prostitution is illegal," Brereton said flatly.

Whatever it's called, there is an eight-month waiting list to rent a male spouse and a 17- month waiting list for a female spouse.

Brereton hopes to roll out his company's newest offshoots, Renta- Child and Rent-a- Parent, later this year.

blonddgirl777
09-01-2006, 05:06 PM
That kinda shit has been done for a years, and it was called "arrangments"...

in the "San-Francisco Weekly", there used to be a section of the personal ads. titled "Arrangments", and it was all about that.

Society can be harsh on unmarried people or married with no kids, eaven in this day and age!

Ally_Kat
09-01-2006, 05:55 PM
Originally posted by Matt White
Renta- Child

It's called adoption and that part of the whole article makes me sick. Children cannot decide whether they want to be in that situation or not. And then if you get tired of the child, you send them back?!

People are so selfish nowadays and act on impulse so much that shit like this is created. Isn't it bad enough that children in foster care get shuffled around? No, we have to rent them out and make them suffer even more emotionally.

And before anyone opens their mouth, if I had Bill and Melinda Gates' money, I would try to go and adopt them all.

Ally_Kat
09-01-2006, 05:56 PM
Originally posted by blonddgirl777
That kinda shit has been done for a years, and it was called "arrangments"...


But even today, most people in arrangments don't go swapping their spouses after a period of time.

Matt White
09-01-2006, 07:00 PM
The dude from KORN who "found Jesus" adopted a bunch of kids from some 3rd world country...

If some of the top 2% actually tried to do some good...many kids would have a chance...........