Tattoos

[SparkieD]

There's an little discussion about ink we got into on Blondie's thread.
Since it's off-topic (I mean, her thread is about much more important things ;) ) I figured I'd start a thread about tattoos.

So, who in here has ink? Whatcha got?

Don't like 'em? Why not?

As for me, I'm pretty heavily tattoed on my back (and NOT in the center of my lower back.) It's all custom work as I don't like flash. I would hate to find out someone else had the exact same tattoo as me.

I get some pretty big stares when someone finds out I have as much ink as I do. Apparently I don't look the part. Not that I think there's a certain 'look' tattoed women have, but a lot of people evidently think they do.

[blonddgirl777]

So I guess Sparkie, I won't ask for you to post a pic. of your's?
I respect that!

I've posted mine a while ago, but you can't really see it as the picture was not taken for that, and is from too far...

The thread was: "Show your ink" or something and you got to see some Army member's tatoos.

[SparkieD]

I figured there was probably a similar thread in here at some point.

And nah, no pix. I love 'em and really am proud of them. I actually love for people to see them but posting them on the net is a no-no. I love seeing other people's, too, so I will have to go looking for that thread.

[blonddgirl777]

I'm sure that people would be proud of re-posting (if it is "weberly" possible)...
That thread is very old and subjects tend to re-appear periodicaly anyway!

[Little Texan]

I'm in the old school of thought on this...I can't stand tattoos, I hate them, and will never have one! I consider it body vandalism. If it's a small, tasteful tattoo on a woman that's well hidden, that I don't mind much, but these people that have fucking murals on their arms and body, that's just gross if you ask me!

[DavidLeeNatra]

this is my right arm and I am damn proud of it...motherfucker

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=618413

[Nitro Express]

I'm a rebel against society. Everyone now has tattoos, I don't and never will.

[weesfreewheelin]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
I'm a rebel against society. Everyone now has tattoos, I don't and never will.

Yep

[SoCalChelle]

No way. I'm too afraid of needles.

[bastardog]

I haven't found the perfect tatoo for me
something scary, dark and that don't bores me with time

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by bastardog
I haven't found the perfect tatoo for me
something scary, dark and that don't bores me with time

a picture of your mom's pussy?

[Coyote]

Originally posted by SparkieD
There's an little discussion about ink we got into on Blondie's thread.
Since it's off-topic (I mean, her thread is about much more important things ;) ) I figured I'd start a thread about tattoos.

So, who in here has ink? Whatcha got?

Don't like 'em? Why not?

At the moment I don't need/want one.

But should I get one... God knows what I'd print on my skin, 'cause I don't.

[Tiki-Tom]

I'm a rebel AND I've got a killer sleeve! With a fist at the end! Much in the rebel tradition:D

[bastardog]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
a picture of your mom's pussy?

That will bore me after time
but one picture of your moms pussy......now that's a perfect tattoo.
oh.....wait......there is no space in my body for a tatoo so big

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
I'm a rebel against society. Everyone now has tattoos, I don't and never will.

I'm a rebel, too, in the fact that I don't give two shits about society or what it thinks.

Yes, almost everybody has a tattoo these days, but few have works of art.

[sadaist]

I was talking to a cute girl last week at the local casino. We had talked for about 1/2 hour and were kinda hitting it off. We both got up to check out a Keno machine and her shirt raised a little and I saw a tattoo on her lower back. Big design with the word "Richard" in the middle. I explained I had to run out to my car to grab something and then I didn't come back. Yuck. Being a whore is one thing, but being "Richard's" whore is on a whole new level.


I prefer scars. They are just tattoos but with better stories.

[SoCalChelle]

That could have been her kid's name. Unlikely, sure, but you coulda asked. lol

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by sadaist
I was talking to a cute girl last week at the local casino. We had talked for about 1/2 hour and were kinda hitting it off. We both got up to check out a Keno machine and her shirt raised a little and I saw a tattoo on her lower back. Big design with the word "Richard" in the middle. I explained I had to run out to my car to grab something and then I didn't come back. Yuck. Being a whore is one thing, but being "Richard's" whore is on a whole new level.


I prefer scars. They are just tattoos but with better stories.

Perhaps I misread your post, but I think you just labeled me and other women with ink as whores.

I don't believe in getting names tattoed either, but to steroetype a person because she has ink is beyond moronic. Judging from your post, you did that chick a big favor. With balls as big as yours, why didn't you just tell her what you just posted?

[DavidLeeNatra]

Originally posted by bastardog
That will bore me after time
but one picture of your moms pussy......now that's a perfect tattoo.
oh.....wait......there is no space in my body for a tatoo so big

:D

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by DavidLeeNatra
this is my right arm and I am damn proud of it...motherfucker

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/attachment.php?s=&postid=618413

Well... you should be!

[Terry]

Unable to figure out what I would want inked on me forever, so I haven't. Probably never will. Not a priority for me, but I don't look down on or am impressed by them on others...pretty much like "Oh, you have a tat. Okay."

Tats on ladies are okay if it's a small one on or around the ankle. Anywhere else, well......not so much, but that's just me. Not like I would let a tat stop me from dating a gal, unless it was huge and in a place where it couldn't be covered up with clothing.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
No way. I'm too afraid of needles.

If you gave birth before... trust me, a tatoo is NOTHING!
I tolerated that pain like a big girl...

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by SoCalChelle
That could have been her kid's name. Unlikely, sure, but you coulda asked. lol

I know a girl who has her sun's name tatooed...
She sais that he is the only man worth tatooing and who will ALWAYS be in her heart!

I like it when I see a kid's face on a person...

[blonddgirl777]

With tatoos (like anything else permanant), when in doubt... DON'T!

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
If you gave birth before... trust me, a tatoo is NOTHING!
I tolerated that pain like a big girl...

Word! My first ink was four and a half hours of agony, but since having my daughter, my pain threshold is much higher. I can get ink all day now.

[sadaist]

Originally posted by SparkieD
Perhaps I misread your post, but I think you just labeled me and other women with ink as whores.

I don't believe in getting names tattoed either, but to steroetype a person because she has ink is beyond moronic. Judging from your post, you did that chick a big favor. With balls as big as yours, why didn't you just tell her what you just posted?


Sorry. I should have clarified. Women with tattoos are not typically whores. I should have said sluts. Whores charge money.

[binnie]

Originally posted by sadaist
Sorry. I should have clarified. Women with tattoos are not typically whores. I should have said sluts. Whores charge money.

That is a fantasitc line bro!!

Very true from my eperience too - but not all women!

[binnie]

A friend of mine's mum dies of cancer when he was about 16.

He wanted to get her name tattooed on him, took her driver's license and had her signature tattooed on his lower neck.

To me, that's the best tattoo I've ever seen, and the one with the greatest emotional resonance!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by sadaist
... Women with tattoos are not typically whores. I should have said sluts...

If the only women you know are the ones who hang out at your street corner and those who advertise in your local paper's back pages... then you obviously need to get out more often to get some knowledge about women in general!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by binnie
A friend of mine's mum dies of cancer when he was about 16.

He wanted to get her name tattooed on him, took her driver's license and had her signature tattooed on his lower neck.

To me, that's the best tattoo I've ever seen, and the one with the greatest emotional resonance!

So does that make HIM a dirty bastard or a male whore?
Unless he doesn't charge to "get it in the ass"? :rolleyes:

[Nitro Express]

I wear one of those spiked chain things on my leg like the crazy monk did in The Davinchi Code movie just to prove what a pain tollerating motherfucker I am. I also whip myself every morning. LOL!

Maybe that what these people covered with tats all over are getting at. I'm tougher than you clean skinned motherfuckers!

[jacksmar]

Women with tattoos are easy. The tattoo is noting more than an ad for free sex. That doesn’t mean good sex either. If you can’t make a barmaid with tattoo of rose dripping with honey and a purple tongue thrusting into the petals, you didn’t see the tat. Nothing better than getting a woman topless only to find her favorite motorcycle or swing set tattooed on her tits. Very appealing. Nothing like thinking about 4 cylinder exhaust and the crack of some guys ass headed down PCH1 on a suicide run in 100 degree L.A heat while staring at a pair of perfectly formed and perfectly ruined tits. You know what a fat woman with a tattoo means? Even the male parrot heads will be getting laid tonight.

Tattoos suck for a myriad of reasons the first being the need to be noticed for something other than being yourself. You never see the badasses with a tattoo of Oprah on their forehead. Why is that? Oprah gets too much attention and that would draw attention away from a badass? The second reason tattoos suck is because most people with tattoos have a never ending need to show them. Why does that Hawaiian chick on your forearm look pregnant when you make her dance? Oh yeah, carbuncle boil. The third reason is the most obvious and its because some pinhead has so many tattoos that this genius feels the need to rate them. If the pinhead just got the tattoo the pinhead was most happy with, would the pinhead stop with Number 1?

You never see a badass with a tattoo on their chest of Mother Theresa strapping an anal dildo dogstyle on a fat/chunky Johnny Unitas haircut bull dyke. You never see a tattooed badass wearing nothing more than their tattoos and a buck knife trying to take on a dozen mal nourished polar bears. The tattoos should a) make a badass impervious to climate b) stronger than 12 mal nourished polar bears c) living where polar bears are because they can’t show off their “Glaciers Formed This” tattoo across their shoulder blades due to having to wear clothes. (i.e. reason 2) Sailors get a lot of tattoos. Is that due to wanting to show them to each other or some Norwegian whore that just blew 16 guys and a German Shepard over the weekend?
You never see a badass with the following tattoos on their forehead that define their highly developed sense of self:
Loser
Lonely
Still Living At Home
Quiche Eatin Fool
Lost
Still Lonely
Chronic Masturbator
Bad Head Day
HS Dropout Payed Poorly
Loverboy
Air Supply

http://www.porkdisco.com/g2/v/badtattoos/nsfw/

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by jacksmar
Women with tattoos are easy. The tattoo is noting more than an ad for free sex. That doesn’t mean good sex either. If you can’t make a barmaid with tattoo of rose dripping with honey and a purple tongue thrusting into the petals, you didn’t see the tat. Nothing better than getting a woman topless only to find her favorite motorcycle or swing set tattooed on her tits. Very appealing. Nothing like thinking about 4 cylinder exhaust and the crack of some guys ass headed down PCH1 on a suicide run in 100 degree L.A heat while staring at a pair of perfectly formed and perfectly ruined tits. You know what a fat woman with a tattoo means? Even the male parrot heads will be getting laid tonight.

Tattoos suck for a myriad of reasons the first being the need to be noticed for something other than being yourself. You never see the badasses with a tattoo of Oprah on their forehead. Why is that? Oprah gets too much attention and that would draw attention away from a badass? The second reason tattoos suck is because most people with tattoos have a never ending need to show them. Why does that Hawaiian chick on your forearm look pregnant when you make her dance? Oh yeah, carbuncle boil. The third reason is the most obvious and its because some pinhead has so many tattoos that this genius feels the need to rate them. If the pinhead just got the tattoo the pinhead was most happy with, would the pinhead stop with Number 1?

You never see a badass with a tattoo on their chest of Mother Theresa strapping an anal dildo dogstyle on a fat/chunky Johnny Unitas haircut bull dyke. You never see a tattooed badass wearing nothing more than their tattoos and a buck knife trying to take on a dozen mal nourished polar bears. The tattoos should a) make a badass impervious to climate b) stronger than 12 mal nourished polar bears c) living where polar bears are because they can’t show off their “Glaciers Formed This” tattoo across their shoulder blades due to having to wear clothes. (i.e. reason 2) Sailors get a lot of tattoos. Is that due to wanting to show them to each other or some Norwegian whore that just blew 16 guys and a German Shepard over the weekend?
You never see a badass with the following tattoos on their forehead that define their highly developed sense of self:
Loser
Lonely
Still Living At Home
Quiche Eatin Fool
Lost
Still Lonely
Chronic Masturbator
Bad Head Day
HS Dropout Payed Poorly
Loverboy
Air Supply

http://www.porkdisco.com/g2/v/badtattoos/nsfw/


I only had to read the first line of that non-sens and that was enough to know that you're an idiot... and a:
Loser
Lonely
Still Living At Home
Quiche Eatin Fool
Lost
Still Lonely
Chronic Masturbator
Bad Head Day
HS Dropout Payed Poorly
Loverboy
Air Supply
... Yourself! :rolleyes:

:fucku:

And TRY to get a life!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
... I also whip myself every morning...

I had a feeling you did!
L.O.L.

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by jacksmar
... the crack of some guys ass ...an anal dildo dogstyle ...blew 16 guys and a German Shepard ...Chronic Masturbator...Loverboy...Air Supply



Wow, how long did it take ya to spew out that wad of bullshit? You should try the 'to the point' approach.

I'm concerned that you felt the need to mention the crack of a guys ass, an anal dildo, Loverboy, blowing 16 guys and a German Shepard, masturbating, and Air Supply in the same post. Here's one of the Air Supply guys, since they're on your mind and all.

http://www.russellhitchcock.com/images/Colorful___[1].jpeg

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by SparkieD
[B]Wow, how long did it take ya to spew out that wad of bullshit?... [

You would be surprised on how some people's brains just work slower like that! :o

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by sadaist
...Big design with the word "Richard" in the middle. I explained I had to run out to my car to grab something and then I didn't come back. Yuck. Being a whore is one thing, but being "Richard's" whore is on a whole new level.



Convenient "Dick" is short for "Richard"...glad you got the messagehttp://smilies.vidahost.com/otn/mfinger/2up.gif

[jacksmar]

What's the deal with all the animal tattoos? How come you tattoo people get a :

Lion
Wolf
Snake
Butterfly
Dragon
Spider
Dolphin

How come you don't get a tattoo of a:

Tit Mouse
Yellow- breasted finch
Black Tailed Jack Rabbit
Hermit Crab
Sand Flea
Muscovy Duck
Red Assed Baboon

You guys get a tattoo of barbed wire but not chicken wire?

You get a rose on your foot but don't get a tattoo of Canadian Thistle?

You screw up a perfectly nice boob with a tattoo that reads: Harley but don't get a tattoo that reads: Vespa?

You pierce a perfectly good nipple but get upset when I want to hang my Dockers and Izod off your boobs during foreplay?

You get some SpiroGraph drawing above your ass or on your arm but don't get a tattoo of a Rock Elm racked with Dutch Elm disease blocking the alley as it came down in an ice storm?

You get a cartoon character on your ass but don't get a tattoo of the San Diego chicken?

How come all you tattoo people get ones that say things like:

Hellraiser
Angel
Bad Boy
Princess
Evil Lives
Bad Ass
Party Hard
Leather And Lace
Ramblin’ Man
Born To Run
Rebel
Southern Belle

How come you tattoo people don’t get tattoos that say:

Dumbass
Loser
Insecure
Asshole
Totally Fucked In The Head
Ate Up With Doofus
Dork
Shit For Brains
Bad Driver
Unstable

How come you don’t see a tattoo that says: Burger Chef across the top of someone’s shoulders? With the sign?

And how come you have to get the damn thing somewhere most of us can’t see them? How come you never see a tattoo that says: GULLIBLE right across your forehead?

http://www.airsupplymusic.com/facts.html

[SparkieD]

And for your own forehead...CRACKHEAD!

Then again, you don't need a tattoo for the obvious.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by jacksmar
If the pinhead just got the tattoo the pinhead was most happy with, would the pinhead stop with Number 1?


Most tattoos have a meaning behind them. They stand for something. Yes, there are people who celebrate/mourn/memorialize specific events thru tattoo-ing. And, yes, there are some sheep who go flip thru a book, pick the trends, and end up with 3 or 4 tats with no connection. But they are not the majority.

You go on and on how people with tattoos do so only because they seek attention. The only attention seeker I see here is you. You are purposely posting these long-winded, nonsense, stereotyped slams to anger and start a fight.

All I can do is hope the rest of the peeps put you on ignore and not let you ruin their thread.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Here's a bit of the Who's music for the atmosphere. :cool:

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[blonddgirl777]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by jacksmar
[B]...How come you tattoo people don’t get tattoos that say:

Dumbass
Loser
Insecure
Asshole
Totally Fucked In The Head
Ate Up With Doofus
Dork
Shit For Brains
Bad Driver
Unstable... QUOTE]



Well...

Simply because we're NOT...
What about that, for a concept?

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by jacksmar
[B]... you tattoo people... You guys ... all you tattoo people ... you tattoo people...

Is this "Jacko against the world" or what?

I suspect that egghead got gang raped by about 50 of "them tattoo people/guys" at least once in his life, to be that angry at "tattoo people"...

It probably is, the reason behind all that bitterness!

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Is this "Jacko against the world" or what?


More like "Jackass against the world":mad:

[Tiki-Tom]

Your one classy tattooed bombshell in my book. ;)

[jacksmar]

Great ideas for tattoos:
Desperately Seeking approval from (insert sheep-like group)
Can't Think For Myself
My Shallow Attempt At ... (Insert macho or femininity as appropriate)
Confirmed Bachelor
Works Well With Children (High-lighted or bordered with a devil or demon)
Genetic Experiment Search Me For Test Tube Manufacturers Logo Backwards
Unfortunate Sole (tattoo of either a Broken Heel or mullet-wearing Mullet being snatched from the ocean by a Pandion haliaetus)
Michael Jackson Bed Partner Hatchery
Identity Theft Victim
Father Was A Condom Test Technician
Former FBI Witness Protection Client
Bullshit Artist
Totally Fucked and Proud
Jim Jones Loves Me
First To Run
Completely Defeated
Ross Perot Supporter
Breath Smells Like Dog Shit
FireEater: Check Face
Beat Off King
Prude: Former Slut and Proud
My Crotch Face Beard My Manhood (tattoo below navel)
Did The Toronto Maple Leafs 1979
French Tickler (tattoo below bottom lip ; tongue with festering nest of Venereal Warts)
Booger Vault (once again tattoo below bottom lip)
Incest Is Relative
This Tattoo Is My Greatest Accomplishment

[jacksmar]

I love this topic!!!!
Get one, get many, don’t get one, don’t get any!!!!
Doesn’t matter, good folks are good folks and nice people will always be what they are no matter what they wear.

Thanks for letting me play
!!!:hitch:

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by Tiki-Tom
Your one classy tattooed bombshell in my book. ;)

WooooWeeee! He'll get some leg tonight for sure!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Tiki-Tom
Your one classy tattooed bombshell in my book. ;)

HAAAaaaaaaaaa...
This is soooooo cute! :)

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by SparkieD
WooooWeeee! He'll get some leg tonight for sure!

Seems like they always know "the tricks"... don't they? :p

[Sweet Irony]

Got 1 tattoo on an emotional whim.....dumbass move, in hindsight....Funny, i just heard a thing on the radio today about a new tat fader/ "remover"...I cant remember the name of it, but I remember the #--
800 510 5989


I might just call....

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
HAAAaaaaaaaaa...
This is soooooo cute! :)

I am one lucky girl, lemme tell ya.

[SomeBunny]

I'm not going to bother Googling your posts Jackass but I have read the stuff you have posted before, so first off ladies... Don't let him rile you. He's a copy and paster and nowhere near creative enough to write that garbage let alone understand the meanings behind many a people's ink.

Hey Jack...
Here's a picture of John's Puff the Magic dragon tattoo for you to enjoy!

http://images.kodakgallery.com/photos2389/5/88/97/60/82/0/82609788510_0_ALB.jpg

[jacksmar]

Who's John? And where's the pic?

[SomeBunny]

Hmmm... Right click the red x and copy the pic address into your address bar.

[jacksmar]

That's classicc!!!! Thanks for the link and a monitor with Diet Coke on it!!!!

[SomeBunny]

I have more views if you're interested.
This guy even has his a-hole tattooed. Yeiks!

[Ozzy Fudd]

Originally posted by Ally_Kat
IP points to Santa Monica, California.

When I saw the screenname, I thought it was Fab, too, because I remember having one that was similar somewhere else.

I get Pasadena California

Whoops i'm sorry thats jimmyswigle i got the IP on.
so many assholes such little time.
but i'll bet money they both are the same.