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Times being what they are, and money being what it is, outrageous options for finishing out life on this planet are crossing my mind.
In spite of the title, Mrs. Damsel In Distress ain't showing up any time soon. And I'm starting to swallow the idea that I will probably have to support myself for the rest of my days. What Hardrock is doin' now just ain't cutting it.
So, (assuming none of you fit the description above and have a hankering to set Hardrock up in a European villa) I am looking for ideas to set up my retirement. The simple concept of getting a better paying job just ain't the solution here. I need something insane, lucrative and guaranteed to leave me in a position to stop working for good within - oh say - 2 months.
Legal, illegal, who cares? I have a few outrageous concepts of my own, of course, and please refrain from tossing out the "Granny Porn" idea, it's already been cuntsidered and rejected.
In spite of the title, Mrs. Damsel In Distress ain't showing up any time soon. And I'm starting to swallow the idea that I will probably have to support myself for the rest of my days. What Hardrock is doin' now just ain't cutting it.
So, (assuming none of you fit the description above and have a hankering to set Hardrock up in a European villa) I am looking for ideas to set up my retirement. The simple concept of getting a better paying job just ain't the solution here. I need something insane, lucrative and guaranteed to leave me in a position to stop working for good within - oh say - 2 months.
Legal, illegal, who cares? I have a few outrageous concepts of my own, of course, and please refrain from tossing out the "Granny Porn" idea, it's already been cuntsidered and rejected.
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