Caption this Chimpy picture

[FORD]

http://www.lesjones.com/www/images/posts/Blog_Bush_Hand_Stomach.jpg

I suppose he could be Vulcan, and actually have his heart below his stomach, but since he's completely devoid of logic, that isn't likely.....

[ThrillsNSpills]

Ah fell lak I'm a hunnerd years old.
Ah need a tums with the par of a nukular weapon.

[stringfelowhawk]

Out of the corner of his mouth:

"I don't remember the National League Anthem being so slow and boring. Don't the American League have "Who Let The Dogs Out" or somethin? Thats what gets the fans go-Oh! National Anthem! Shit, thats worse. Laura, hurry before everyone realizes their president doesn't know what to do. Tell me where my hand goes, I'm a coward deserter remember? I've never done this before"!

[DEMON CUNT]

http://www.lesjones.com/www/images/posts/Blog_Bush_Hand_Stomach.jpg

FFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRAAAAAPPPPHHHH!

"Oh, George! Excuse yourself!"

[blueturk]

Thought baloon:

"Son-of-a bitch! I've got to act like I know what I'm doing for TWO MORE YEARS?!"

[rustoffa]

http://www.lesjones.com/www/images/posts/Blog_Bush_Hand_Stomach.jpg

*Fuck you Condi....this girdle hurts.*

[Nickdfresh]

"Is that one of those there aliens about to pop out?"

[Spc. Graner]

http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/7391/blogbushhandstomachcopygs5.jpg

I think Condi gave me the crabs!

[sadaist]

Originally posted by FORD
http://www.lesjones.com/www/images/posts/Blog_Bush_Hand_Stomach.jpg






Originally posted by Spc. Graner
http://img156.imageshack.us/img156/7391/blogbushhandstomachcopygs5.jpg




Wow. That was photo-shopped pretty easily. I wonder if the first picture posted is authentic. Or could it just be more smoke in Beirut?

[thome]

Any photograph can be manipulated and especially easily since
2000.

You used to have to have a darkrom and a airbrush.cave man days.

Wow so much pleasure in taking a photo, manipulating it, then tricking
people into discussing said photo as if it were true.

Sounds like the exact pattern, used in the press, by the left.

[blueturk]

Originally posted by sadaist
Wow. That was photo-shopped pretty easily. I wonder if the first picture posted is authentic. Or could it just be more smoke in Beirut?

Yeah, no way your leader could possibly do anything stupid while being photographed....

[FORD]

Originally posted by blueturk
Yeah, no way your leader could possibly do anything stupid while being photographed....

No, of course not.

http://www.desiconnectionusa.com/campaigns/052705/Stupid_Bush.jpg

[thome]

My point Poven + a Bajillion.

[blueturk]

????

[thome]

Using Photos a -Moment in time- and presenting it -as in- a context of this is all that he/she/it is, is cheap, silly, classically pubesant and
too easy, limp wristed lack of creativity, pussy, bs.

Yes?No.?

[Spc. Graner]

Originally posted by thome

Sounds like the exact pattern, used in the press, by the left.

I knew it!

Fucking liberal media!

That's why I only get my information from reliable news services such as Fox News and Drudge!


Originally posted by thome
Using Photos a -Moment in time- and presenting it -as in- a context of this is all that he/she/it is, is cheap, silly, classically pubesant and
too easy, limp wristed lack of creativity, pussy, bs.

Yes?No.?

Yes, but only in the hands of the liberal media!

[sadaist]

Originally posted by thome
Using Photos a -Moment in time- and presenting it -as in- a context of this is all that he/she/it is, is cheap, silly, classically pubesant and
too easy, limp wristed lack of creativity, pussy, bs.

Yes?No.?


EXACTLY. If the first photo is undoctored, he may easily have had his hand in motion to reach his heart when the photo was snapped. Take a picture of someone mid-sneeze and they'll look pretty funny too. Everyone is animated at least a little bit when they talk, move, breath, etc... Only post the worst pictures and you'll have something to talk about.


Either that or he's about ready to drop the Chalupa he ate at Taco Bell.

[FORD]

The reason there are so many idiotic pictures of Bush, is simply because Bush is an IDIOT.

99% of the time, photoshopping isn't even neccessary.

You might have had the odd picture of Nixon, Reagan, or Poppy that was a little weird. Certainly Poppy puking sushi onto the Japanese prime minister was worth a laugh.

But Chimpy generates these pictures every time he's in front of a fucking camera

Not because Bush hating liberals are standing by with Photoshop. But because he truly IS a moron.

http://www.cometbus.com/pics/1Bush_Idiot_2.jpg

[thome]

Laughing at Bush when he fell of his Bicycle when he was in Europe
was funny, sad but funny. But, just picking out random shots as funny
stuff is lame.

FORD you don't need Pfc Twat for brains as a foil for your anti Bush
stance, put him back in the box, Ventriloqism ain't, your best talent.

Or don't, but he is lame, has no FIRE Man!!

Put some STANK on him and try again..lol

Blood Guts Gore Viens in My Teeth!!

Father Rapers and Muther Stabbers!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by sadaist
EXACTLY. If the first photo is undoctored, he may easily have had his hand in motion to reach his heart when the photo was snapped. Take a picture of someone mid-sneeze and they'll look pretty funny too. Everyone is animated at least a little bit when they talk, move, breath, etc... Only post the worst pictures and you'll have something to talk about.


Either that or he's about ready to drop the Chalupa he ate at Taco Bell.


:rolleyes:

Why is it so hard for you IDIOTS to just admit your pResident is a moron?

It's always someone else's fault:rolleyes:

The Liberal Media Photoshopped The Iraqi Occupation too, I suppose.

moron

[Spc. Graner]

Originally posted by thome
...he is lame, has no FIRE Man!!

Put some STANK on him and try again..lol



You are merely a speck in the in the giant shadow which I cast.

Be careful my intellectual junior for you know not of what you speak.

...insert something stupid and nonsensical about Gore and teeth here...

[DEMON CUNT]

Tee hee...

http://lefdm.com/media/Bush%20Door%202.jpg

[DEMON CUNT]

Back and to the left...Back and to the left...

http://jtc.blogs.com/just_left/images/bush.jpg

[sadaist]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
:rolleyes:

Why is it so hard for you IDIOTS to just admit your pResident is a moron?



As opposed to these geniuses?

http://home.earthlink.net/~dare2b/hillary.jpg

http://www.funnyhub.com/pictures/img/john-kerry-plays-soccer.jpg

http://www.murdophoto.com/personalities/images/Bill%20Clinton.jpg

http://www.strangepolitics.com/images/content/3170.jpg

[FORD]

That Hillary pic is obviously as fake as her claims of being a liberal, but the rest of those pics are probably honest enough.

But I noticed you had to troll a Republican hate site to find at least one of them. These Chimp pictures are all from the corporate Bush blowing media.

Bottom line, if you want to dig hard enough to find a bad picture, you'll find one. Hell, for me you just need a driver's license.

But with Chimpy, it's harder to find a picture where he does NOT look like a dumbass.

Because he IS a dumbass. Not because the entire planet (except for an ignorant 32% of this country) hates the motherfucker.

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Hey, Ford, I thought The front Line was devoted to more thoughtful contemplation and all that crap. I mean, this thread, yes, it really does such a wonderful service to the dedicatees of the forum...

What is this? You're making Brian's complaints seem valid with this crap. At least limit it to the political cartoons thread.

[FORD]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Hey, Ford, I thought The front Line was devoted to more thoughtful contemplation and all that crap. I mean, this thread, yes, it really does such a wonderful service to the dedicatees of the forum...

What is this? You're making Brian's complaints seem valid with this crap. At least limit it to the political cartoons thread.

Brian's complaints ceased to have any validity once his signature became its own political cartoon thread.

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by FORD
http://www.lesjones.com/www/images/posts/Blog_Bush_Hand_Stomach.jpg

I suppose he could be Vulcan, and actually have his heart below his stomach, but since he's completely devoid of logic, that isn't likely.....

http://i6.photobucket.com/albums/y240/Nickdfresh/CheneyAlienbaby.jpg

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by FORD
Brian's complaints ceased to have any validity once his signature became its own political cartoon thread.

This statement infers it had any validity to begin with....;)


And yes, Down with Big Sigs!!!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by sadaist
EXACTLY. If the first photo is undoctored, he may easily have had his hand in motion to reach his heart when the photo was snapped. Take a picture of someone mid-sneeze and they'll look pretty funny too. Everyone is animated at least a little bit when they talk, move, breath, etc... Only post the worst pictures and you'll have something to talk about.


Either that or he's about ready to drop the Chalupa he ate at Taco Bell.


LMMFAO

Notice the lengths you'll go to defend and explain away things for this idiot.

Doctored, undoctored? What fucking difference does it make when tens of thousands are dying for a MISTAKE.

fucking sheep:rolleyes:

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

And, yes, Lounge, you're commemorating their deaths by laughing at a picture when Bush hand is in mid-air on his way to his chest and making up fart jokes.

Come on, bemoan the guy for his policies, and the execution of them, not for this dumb shit...

[Nickdfresh]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
...

Come on, bemoan the guy for his policies, and the execution of them, not for this dumb shit...

You don't think the two are closely, interrelated?

[sadaist]

Originally posted by FORD
But I noticed you had to troll a Republican hate site to find at least one of them. These Chimp pictures are all from the corporate Bush blowing media.



I just googled each persons name and clicked images. I didn't really pay attention to where they came from. I'm sure if you did the same for President Bush, there would be an ample supply. Hell, anyone famous for that matter. Look at The Kid's threads.

[sadaist]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMMFAO



I'm actually surprised you have an ass left. You seem to laugh it mother-fucking-off in about 80% of your posts. Time for a new acronym.


Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
And, yes, Lounge, you're commemorating their deaths by laughing at a picture when Bush hand is in mid-air on his way to his chest and making up fart jokes.

Come on, bemoan the guy for his policies, and the execution of them, not for this dumb shit...

My thoughts exactly. Expect the "LMMFAO....stupid Bush loving sheep" response soon. Or the go-to line "I was proving a point".

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by sadaist
I just googled each persons name and clicked images. I didn't really pay attention to where they came from.

bullshit:rolleyes:

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by sadaist
I'm actually surprised you have an ass left. You seem to laugh it mother-fucking-off in about 80% of your posts. Time for a new acronym.


OK... not taking sides here... but that was actually pretty darn funny. :D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
OK... not taking sides here... but that was actually pretty darn funny. :D


But then you're easily amused

LMMFAO

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by sadaist
I'm actually surprised you have an ass left. You seem to laugh it mother-fucking-off in about 80% of your posts. Time for a new acronym.




Can I help it if you morons supply me with so much to laugh at?

This place is cheaper than therapy:D

The mere fact you mouth breathers continue to shill, defend, and back this criminal and his "administration'' is fucking hilarious to me.

LMMFAO

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Well, whether you aqgree with the policies or not at least they're doing something other than making upset tummy jokes based on a dumb picture...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Well, whether you aqgree with the policies or not at least they're doing something other than making upset tummy jokes based on a dumb picture...


Really?

What?

[ jesus it's fucking hilarious getting the high-road speech from someone going by the name EAT MY ASSHOLE]

:rolleyes:



LMMFAO

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
But then you're easily amused


LMMFAO

Hmm... I guess you're right... ;)

[FORD]

Is it my imagination, or is Sadist looking more GUNT-ish all the time? :confused:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by FORD
Is it my imagination, or is Sadist looking more GUNT-ish all the time? :confused:


Everything fits.