Man Rejects Transplanted Penis

[Julius]

http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/story/0,,1874818,00.html

Chinese surgeons have performed the world's first penis transplant on a man whose organ was damaged beyond repair in an accident this year. The incident left the man with a 1cm-long stump with which he was unable to urinate or have sexual intercourse. "His quality of life was affected severely," said Dr Weilie Hu, a surgeon at Guangzhou General Hospital.
Doctors spent 15 hours attaching a 10cm penis to the 44-year-old patient after the parents of a brain-dead man half his age agreed to donate their son's organ.

The procedure, described in a case study due to appear in the journal European Urology next month, represents a big leap forward in transplant surgery; it required complex microsurgery to connect nerves and tiny blood vessels.

The surgical team claims the operation was a success. After 10 days, tests revealed the organ had a rich blood supply and the man was able to urinate normally.

Doctors have previously succeeded in reuniting men with their sexual organs after traumatic accidents or attacks, but the Guangzhou operation is the first in which a donor penis has successfully been attached to another man.

Although the operation was a surgical success, surgeons said they had to remove the penis two weeks later. "Because of a severe psychological problem of the recipient and his wife, the transplanted penis regretfully had to be cut off," Dr Hu said. An examination of the organ showed no signs of it being rejected by the body.


WTF????

Did he get a black man's penis and the wife decided it was too beaucoup?

Speculate.

[thome]

(1). It's too easy, -he couldn't let another man fuk his wife even if if he had his hand on the other dudes dik-.

WW News i asume.

(2). Maybe the Doctors attached it to his Chin and the wifey didn't like the neighbor ladies lining up outside thier kitchen door.


(3). He figure his wife must be a whore to let him watch while she
had sex with another mans dik.

[binnie]

I'm sorry but if I was in this guys situation and in need of a new dick, I'd take anything.

Psychological problems - mmmm, maybe his wife is butt ugly and he's worried that he's gonna have to bone her again....

[Panamark]

C'mon, a 10cm cock on a chinese dude would have been
very intimidating for the chinese chick :)

[binnie]

Originally posted by Panamark
C'mon, a 10cm cock on a chinese dude would have been
very intimidating for the chinese chick :)

Yeah she thought it was a prawn and went for the chopsticks!

[SoCalChelle]

Gives a whole new meaning to the phrase "I wouldn't even fuck you with HIS dick"

[bastardog]

common 10cm = 3.94 inches
if I'm in need of a cock replacement I'm going to wait for an improved one (like 8 inches at least) not a smaller one.......come on
Maybe his wife is so fat that 4 inches isn't enough to reach her....

for sure the plastic one he is using, as suggested by his wife, is bigger

I preffer to loose an arm than my peanut

[Mr. Vengeance]

What's the big fucking deal? Women reject my cock on a daily basis,,,

No one's writing a fucking article about it.

[VHrocks]

Originally posted by Julius
http://www.guardian.co.uk/science/story/0,,1874818,00.html

Chinese surgeons have performed the world's first penis transplant on a man whose organ was damaged beyond repair in an accident this year. The incident left the man with a 1cm-long stump with which he was unable to urinate or have sexual intercourse.
Is that the guy who slammed his fucking cock in a car door? I think they call him "Stubby" now. I hope they can reattach his package for him.

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/8457/penis18na.jpg

I didn't know Lorena Bobbit was still on the loose?

:eek:

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

She needs to dump him and get a dildo.



I think I saw this on Maury before.

[bantonelli]

Originally posted by binnie
Yeah she thought it was a prawn and went for the chopsticks!

LMAO!!!!! Binnie - That comment tops any thing I'd add Soy Sauce to.:D

[VHrocks]

Originally posted by bastardog
common 10cm = 3.94 inches
Yeah, but are we talking hard or soft? My cock is only 3" when soft, but can go up to 9" when hard (that's what SHE said anyway :D). That fucking four-inch cock may have sprang up to 10" or more when he popped a boner, and it scared the shit out of his wife to ride it. Those Asian women are used to four-inch cocks over there.

:D

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by VHrocks
Yeah, but are we talking hard or soft? My cock is only 3" when soft, but can go up to 9" when hard (that's what SHE said anyway :D). That fucking four-inch cock may have sprang up to 10" or more when he popped a boner, and it scared the shit out of his wife to ride it. Those Asian women are used to four-inch cocks over there.

:D

Word to the wise: subtract 3 or 4 inches from cock stats posted on the internet.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by VHrocks
Is that the guy who slammed his fucking cock in a car door? I think they call him "Stubby" now. I hope they can reattach his package for him.

http://img226.imageshack.us/img226/8457/penis18na.jpg

I didn't know Lorena Bobbit was still on the loose?

:eek:

Dear lord, cut the cock pics out!

[binnie]

Originally posted by bantonelli
LMAO!!!!! Binnie - That comment tops any thing I'd add Soy Sauce to.:D

I do my best!

[Mr. Vengeance]

Originally posted by VHrocks
My cock is only 3" when soft, but can go up to 9" when hard
:D

Bullllllllshit.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
Bullllllllshit.

I second that.

[binnie]

Mine looks like a kids arm holding an apple!

[Tiki-Tom]

Originally posted by binnie
Yeah she thought it was a prawn and went for the chopsticks!
:killer: That there is some funny shit. :D

[Little Texan]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
Dear lord, cut the cock pics out!

You wouldn't be saying that if they were Dave Mustaine cock pics. :p

[ace diamond]

oh for fuck sake.......my dick is 1" when soft and 4" when fully hard.

i have a small penis.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by ace diamond
oh for fuck sake.......my dick is 1" when soft and 4" when fully hard.

i have a small penis.

LOL @ ACE

Its always funny when dudes admit it...

Look at it this way, if a chick can get off with
sticking one or even two fingers in that orriface.
Even a 4" erect pecker has to be there abouts..
LOL..

If you've never had complaints, I wouldnt worry.
Dont they say, Its not the size of the wand, but
the magic in it ??

If the chick has spent her life stretching her
pussy out to the size of an airport hangar..
Then thats her problem..
What god gave her would have been happy with
the smaller prodder..

For the record mine is 6 inches (when I fold it in half !!! )

HAHHAHA

[Seshmeister]

Indeed.

It's funny how the scientific average is around 5.7 inches yet everyone on the interweb is at least 9 inches.:)

I've got into the rant after a few beers in a bar about how penis size is a dumb fucking argument for women to get into since they just need to do some kegel exercises and in any case as far as I've heard most end up roughly the same size when in combat mode.

Of course everyone just looks at you thinking 'Wow he must have a tiny pecker' and you wake up in the morning realising that.:)

For the record I've actually fainted a couple of times when I got a hardon due to lack of blood reaching my head...

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by Little Texan
You wouldn't be saying that if they were Dave Mustaine cock pics. :p

Hehe, I don't want to see Megacock.


Originally posted by ace diamond
oh for fuck sake.......my dick is 1" when soft and 4" when fully hard.

i have a small penis.

Arggh! It's hard to believe someone who actually admits that on the net because everyone on the internet has a 10 inch cock!

[VHrocks]

Of course I wasn't serious about having a 9" cock. I'm sure Steven Styler doesn't have a "big 10 inch" either. It's just the testosterone talking. Mine's more like a big 6.5". LOL!

As long as I can get the Mrs. to do a little hummer action now and then, who gives a damn?

http://www.emoticonsforum.com/forum/files/blow_job_1_193.gif

:D

[Little Texan]

Mine's 5 1/4", at least it was when I measured it with a measuring tape a few years ago. I have no idea how long it is now. The last woman I fucked said I gave her 5 orgasms, and that she was so sore she could hardly walk the next day. :D I'm quite proud of that, even if she is lying about it. I pass it off as the truth, regardless.

[The_KiD]

Ufff... Man that just sucks..

KiD

[Little Texan]

Originally posted by The_KiD
Ufff... Man that just sucks..

KiD

Why? I thought 5 1/4" was about average size? :D

[Little Texan]

I think the guy's a complete dumbass. I mean, you lose your pecker, and they come up with a revolutionary new surgery and sew another one on, the surgery is successful, it works, so what's the problem? So what if it's another guy's pecker? At least you have one now! I'd rather have a donor dick than no dick at all!

[Panamark]

So what does he do now ?

Sits to piss, and fists the missus ??

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by Little Texan
I think the guy's a complete dumbass. I mean, you lose your pecker, and they come up with a revolutionary new surgery and sew another one on, the surgery is successful, it works, so what's the problem? So what if it's another guy's pecker? At least you have one now! I'd rather have a donor dick than no dick at all!

He probably can't feel anything,

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

If I'm really really really really excited (bitches covered in money), then I can push a 7. That's max. It's usually 6~6.5.


Soft, a 3.

[Panamark]

Glad you have measured it, in the various stages of arousal there !

[Panamark]

Sometimes I think we are meant to walk around cracking a woodie all day... Look at how we wake up ??

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by Panamark
Glad you have measured it, in the various stages of arousal there !

Well, when your AC is broken, and everyone on the internet has a huge cock, you are both bored AND disappointed.

[binnie]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
Well, when your AC is broken, and everyone on the internet has a huge cock, you are both bored AND disappointed.

but at least you're honest!

[SparkieD]

Boys, I can't believe what I am reading. A bunch of grown men discussing the size of their packages amongst each other. I mean, us chicks don't sit around talking about the sizes of our, uhm, privates

But we do sit around talking about the size of yours:D

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by SparkieD
Boys, I can't believe what I am reading. A bunch of grown men discussing the size of their packages amongst each other. I mean, us chicks don't sit around talking about the sizes of our, uhm, privates

But we do sit around talking about the size of yours:D

Oh yes you do! Just the other day, I heard these two hot ladies talking about how tight their bras were.

[Little Texan]

Originally posted by SparkieD
us chicks don't sit around talking about the sizes of our, uhm, caverns.



In the case of said caverns, SMALLER is better! Nobody likes a big, worn out, loose pussy! Tight is just right!

[SparkieD]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
Oh yes you do! Just the other day, I heard these two hot ladies talking about how tight their bras were.

Well, maybe you're right. I was just telling a friend of mine that Tiki keeps it so damn cold in the house that my nipples feel like they are gonna rip right through my shirt.

NOW I know why he keeps the thermostat so low:confused:

[VHrocks]

Originally posted by SparkieD
I was just telling a friend of mine that Tiki keeps it so damn cold in the house that my nipples feel like they are gonna rip right through my shirt.
That's funny. Just yesterday I told the wife to turn on the air conditioning because it was so hot in my pants that my cock was getting ready to rip right through my jeans.

:eek:

[ace diamond]

hey,at least i'm honest.

i am well aware of all the boasting about the size of the sword, and for the most part it's all bullshit.

i figure why fucking lie about it? i can't keep it a secret forever.
might as well just tell the truth up front and outright.

[Little Texan]

How you use it is more important than the size of the tool.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Julius
... they had to remove the penis two weeks later. "Because of a severe psychological problem of the recipient and his wife, the transplanted penis regretfully had to be cut off,"...

The wife is an idiot!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Little Texan
How you use it is more important than the size of the tool.


That's what men like to say...

Sorry but the size of the tool is VERY important too!
No matter how talented a guy can be, women have generaly no use for the cocktail winnies...:o

Unless he's a complete dumbass, a guy with a decent size can probably be tought anything...

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by SparkieD
...NOW I know why he keeps the thermostat so low:confused:

Girl, your hubby and mine use the same tricks!

Sometimes, when I want his attention, all I have to say is: "Geez, I'm so cold right now!"
And the eyes go right there!

L.O.L.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by SparkieD
Boys, I can't believe what I am reading...

You better beleive it!

We have a friend who is known to have a very big one. He never told anyone himself but another friend played hockey with him one day and took his shower next to him (like all players do after a game). He said he couldn't avoid to notice it because of how big it was!

Since that, we make running gags about that calling him "the bull" (his zodiac sign is Taurus) and all the girls say that they would like "the proof on the table" etc...

His wife proudly confirms the "rumor", saying that he can also make good use of it... Apparently, she is kind of a nympho. who always want to have sex...

He gets all red faced and laughs... Lucky him!

[Mr. Vengeance]

I was just about to say...how much do I want to know about your dick sizes??? Please...

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by Mr. Vengeance
I was just about to say...how much do I want to know about your dick sizes??? Please...

Thank god nobody's posted pictures yet.

[Little Texan]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
Thank god nobody's posted pictures yet.

I'll run and get my Kodak digital camera right quick...

:D

[Little Texan]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
The wife is an idiot!

They're both idiots for rejecting the Frankenpenis! Must have been John Holmes's dick for it to cause so much psychological trauma!

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by Little Texan
I'll run and get my Kodak digital camera right quick...

:D

ace diamond MAY have posted his cock, but I sure as hell couldn't see it. :D

[Panamark]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
That's what men like to say...

Sorry but the size of the tool is VERY important too!
No matter how talented a guy can be, women have generaly no use for the cocktail winnies...:o

Unless he's a complete dumbass, a guy with a decent size can probably be tought anything...

Ive personally never had a complaint, so I mostly agree with you.
But theres a lot of women out there that are huge, and these are
the ones that tend to make such comments.

I guess if you own the grand canyon, you need a big plug
to fill it :)

Ive always wanted to know why some women are like that
and others not (excluding child birth, of course)
Do these big cunted women have huge holes at the
age of 13 ?? Or is it due to continual stretching of
the love cave ???

Back in my teens, I know many women would have
preferred the cocktail weiner. In fact having a large
penis was a disadvantage then !! Like trying to shove
too big a peg into too small a hole..

I guess if you can fart and a baby drops out, you might
as well except the fact that you need to find a man
hung like Mr Ed, or explore the virtues of fisting.

Ive had friends of mine told that their dicks were small
by certain "ladies". Strangely enough the same guys
reckon you could slide two arms in and start clapping !!
These guys never had probs with other chicks....

How does a women get like that ????

Two sides to every argument.

[Panamark]

Crikeys, you only need to see some of the videos on the net,
once the piss-flaps are open, you can almost see bats start
flying out the big dark cavern !!! :)

[Jérôme Frenchise]

LMAO. What a funny thread! :D

BTW, here's what I found in my fave weekly yesterday. I just translated the words.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/53/dickheadxc8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

[binnie]

Ha Ha

Nice one Jerome!

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
LMAO. What a funny thread! :D

BTW, here's what I found in my fave weekly yesterday. I just translated the words.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/53/dickheadxc8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

What a Dickhead !!

[binnie]

Originally posted by Panamark
Ive personally never had a complaint, so I mostly agree with you.
But theres a lot of women out there that are huge, and these are
the ones that tend to make such comments.

I guess if you own the grand canyon, you need a big plug
to fill it :)

Ive always wanted to know why some women are like that
and others not (excluding child birth, of course)
Do these big cunted women have huge holes at the
age of 13 ?? Or is it due to continual stretching of
the love cave ???

Back in my teens, I know many women would have
preferred the cocktail weiner. In fact having a large
penis was a disadvantage then !! Like trying to shove
too big a peg into too small a hole..

I guess if you can fart and a baby drops out, you might
as well except the fact that you need to find a man
hung like Mr Ed, or explore the virtues of fisting.

Ive had friends of mine told that their dicks were small
by certain "ladies". Strangely enough the same guys
reckon you could slide two arms in and start clapping !!
These guys never had probs with other chicks....

How does a women get like that ????

Two sides to every argument.


That may be the wisest (and funniest) post I've read in a long while!

I would actually pay to watch someone fart and then see a baby drop out!

[Ellyllions]

HILARIOUS THREAD!

Women who have "caverns" tend to play with a lot of "foreign objects" from what I understand. And they're mostly the ones who have sex as a profession. Gotta love them porn stars...

on the other side of this...
Women who say "size doesn't matter" have never had a big one...: )

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Panamark
...How does a women get like that ????...

I wouldn't know...
It's like asking: "Why does a man end up with testicles longer than his penis" :confused:

But I guess the porn. star theorie is a good one (kinda like gays with their ass holes)...

[Ellyllions]

Blonddgirl, I love hearing guys say "I'd hit that" when looking at a photo of Jenna Jameson. I want to say, "Well, donn your miner's hat buddy, it's gonna be a cool trip for you. You may not even have to crawl, I'm sure you could stand straight up in there."

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Panamark
... But theres a lot of women out there that are huge, and these are
the ones that tend to make such comments...

Not necessarely.
I am far from being huge and I doubt that my friends and other women I've had those conversations with, are all huge...

The majority of men like big boobs... does it mean that they have huge mouths and hands?

Also, there is a difference between "full size" and "huge"... anything that might look like a handicap is not appealing to me!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Blonddgirl, I love hearing guys say "I'd hit that" when looking at a photo of Jenna Jameson. I want to say, "Well, donn your miner's hat buddy, it's gonna be a cool trip for you. You may not even have to crawl, I'm sure you could stand straight up in there."

Yeah, and make sure that thing is empty before, 'cause you might get squirted on... and I'm not talkin' female cum!

[binnie]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Blonddgirl, I love hearing guys say "I'd hit that" when looking at a photo of Jenna Jameson. I want to say, "Well, donn your miner's hat buddy, it's gonna be a cool trip for you. You may not even have to crawl, I'm sure you could stand straight up in there."

Now that is damn funny!

And probably true.

But.......
















































I'd still hit it (men are stupid)

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
... Women who say "size doesn't matter" have never had a big one...: )

That, or they are blindly in love!
L.O.L.

[Ellyllions]

I'll bet she avoids standing in front of air fans.....'cause when she does it sounds like someone blowing across the top of a soda bottle.

[binnie]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
"Why does a man end up with testicles longer than his penis" :confused:



When the temperature goes below zero!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
LMAO. What a funny thread! :D

BTW, here's what I found in my fave weekly yesterday. I just translated the words.

http://img153.imageshack.us/img153/53/dickheadxc8.jpg (http://imageshack.us)


Jérôme,
Now what does "squint" mean?

[Ellyllions]

Originally posted by binnie
Now that is damn funny!

And probably true.

But.......
















































I'd still hit it (men are stupid)

You'd give it hell trying anyway, wouldn't you.:D

"Can you feel that? How about this? Still no? How about larger circles? Shit, Jenna this is doing nothing for me...got anywhere else I can try?"

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
I'll bet she avoids standing in front of air fans.....'cause when she does it sounds like someone blowing across the top of a soda bottle.

L.M.A.O...

[Ellyllions]

You'd either get a strong "oooooo" sound, or what appears to be applause.



(I just about grossed myself out on that one)

[binnie]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
You'd either get a strong "oooooo" sound, or what appears to be applause.



(I just about grossed myself out on that one)

Now that is gross, but very, very funny!

You and Blondgirl are cracking me up!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by binnie
When the temperature goes below zero!

I know that it tends to schrink when cold but do testicles strech down that far :confused:

Because I've never seen a man naked below zero!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by binnie
... You and Blondgirl are cracking me up!

Good morning!
What a lovely day... :D

[binnie]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
You'd give it hell trying anyway, wouldn't you.:D

"Can you feel that? How about this? Still no? How about larger circles? Shit, Jenna this is doing nothing for me...got anywhere else I can try?"

Ha Ha!

My male pride would like to think (in facts it KNOWS!!!!) that I'd be the best she's ever had!

But, the rest of me knows that I'd probably have to use my head to get any friciton!

[binnie]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I know that it tends to schrink when cold but do testicles strech down that far :confused:

Because I've never seen a man naked below zero!

The testicles don't stretch, they just don't shrink as fast as the little one eye!

[Ellyllions]

Use your head?

mmmkay, practice this phrase so as to not offend her in the event that you get your shot....


"Honey, um....what's that smell?"

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Jérôme,
Now what does "squint" mean?

squint = loucher :)

I took the cartoon from "Charlie Hebdo", a French (very) satyric weekly mag.
You can buy it in Montreal for $C4.90.
I recommend it to you.
It's about French society and politics, but also about international issues. The cartoons are kickass in there, those made by Charb. above all. :cool:

BTW, I'm LMAO reading Elly and you. :D

[Ellyllions]

Originally posted by binnie
The testicles don't stretch, they just don't shrink as fast as the little one eye!

We call that "all ball and no bat" where I come from.

[binnie]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Use your head?

mmmkay, practice this phrase so as to not offend her in the event that you get your shot....


"Honey, um....what's that smell?"

Ha Ha!!

I ain't got a come back to that one, only to say that I've probably smelt worse!

I reckon that if that hypothetical situation was to occur, it'd be more like "hey, there's already a condom up here!"

[blonddgirl777]

I haven't been with THAT many guys in my life...
But I've been lucky enough to have never discovered an errected 2 incher.

I've had conversations with girls that told me that they've been very disapointed and truned off by incridibly small sizes (one eaven compared it to the size of a wine cork)... she swore to me that she was not joking and some other girls told me the same kind of stories...

I feel bad for those guys because yes, girls can be mean sometimes... but men can be mean too!

[Ellyllions]

I dated a guy once who's nickname was "worm".

They weren't kidding.

He coulda picked locks with it.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
We call that "all ball and no bat" where I come from.

L.O.L.

I swear, I've seen on nude beaches many older men with balls down to their knees! (almost...) :(

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
I dated a guy once who's nickname was "worm".

They weren't kidding.

He coulda picked locks with it.

Did you hear about his nickname BEFORE going on a date?
If so... you ARE Mother Theresa!

[Ellyllions]

Yep I knew his nickname.

But I was good. I didn't say anything about it until he said that he wished I had come with boobs.

[binnie]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I haven't been with THAT many guys in my life...
But I've been lucky enough to have never discovered an errected 2 incher.

I've had conversations with girls that told me that they've been very disapointed and truned off by incridibly small sizes (one eaven compared it to the size of a wine cork)... she swore to me that she was not joking and some other girls told me the same kind of stories...



Holy Shit!

I don't think you could even conceive a child with a "wine cork" (that image is gonna live with me - I'm guessing that your friend didn't get a cork-screw!)

Now, I'm no Ron Jeremy but I don't have naything to worry about.

Although, I have been with some girls who are HUGE down there, presents a challenge to say the least!

When I was 18, I also slept with a virgin - she was so tight that she had these really severe muscle spasms and clamped onto my dick: I was literally stuck to her for about 10 minutes!

It took all my powers of persuasion to calm her down!!

So, I guess size can matter for men and women hey?

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
..."Charlie Hebdo"...

I should check that out!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
... he said that he wished I had come with boobs.

Oups!

Although, you can still have a lot of fun with a small boobed girl...
Not with a WORM!

[Ellyllions]

A LONG time ago....the guy that I was dating had a friend. Well, I had a friend who thought his friend was cute.

So, we got them both over to my boyfriend's place for dinner.
Things went swimmingly and they really liked each other. So much so, that they snuck away to my boyfriend's spare bedroom.

So boyfriend and I are watching tv like good cupids and boyfriend lays some pertinent information about his friend on me. Seems the friend got hit in the groin during a softball game which made one of his testicles swell up to a very large abnormal size.

Just as he was finishing this story we heard my friend exclaim from the adjacent room.....

"Ok, What the hell is that hitting me in the ass?"

I don't think I've ever laughed as hard in my life. I'll never get the images of my friend lying on her back with confused thoughts running through her head as this guy's extra large ball is bouncing off her bottom.

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Now here's what you call having balls:

http://www.searchingforoccamsrazor.com/249abe020.png

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by binnie
[B]... (that image is gonna live with me - I'm guessing that your friend didn't get a cork-screw!)...


L.O.L.
No cork-screw apparently... she just faked her way into endind it short and (not) sweet...

That image?
I can still see her holding the cork of the bottle of wine we where drinking with her face looking sooooo discouraged!
I will never forget that.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
Now here's what you call having balls:

http://www.searchingforoccamsrazor.com/249abe020.png

Fuck!
This looks like the exercise ball used at the gym.!

I will never look at it the same way again... :(

[Ellyllions]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777


I will never look at it the same way again... :(

They never look the same twice.

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
... I don't think I've ever laughed as hard in my life...

Now that is hillarious!

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Fuck!
This looks like the exercise ball used at the gym.!

I will never look at it the same way again... :(

:D

Now the question is: did the guy have a cock in proportion of his bollocks?...

Condemned to fuck she elephants (maybe it's the reason for the word "elephantiasis"?). :D

[Ellyllions]

She was pretty pissed at me for not telling her. And did NOT believe that I didn't know...I've played too many jokes I guess.

They ended up getting hitched.

[binnie]

Originally posted by Ellyllions


They ended up getting hitched.

No way!!

It must be love if she got over that shock!

[Ellyllions]

Back on topic though....I don't know if this guy's wife should've rejected the transplant or not.

Makes me wonder:
Maybe when it got hard, it was crooked like a broken cat's tail.
That wouldn't be so bad. He could sneak up on her and do her from around corners and shit.

[ThrillsNSpills]

http://www.searchingforoccamsrazor.com/249abe020.png

OMG !

I wonder if he bounced to work every day....

was probably popular at the beach though

[Ellyllions]

Originally posted by binnie
No way!!

It must be love if she got over that shock!

Way, dude.

Haven't seen either of them in years....so I don't know if the hitchin' stuck.

[blonddgirl777]

Once at work, this girl said that she'd had sex with a co-worker (that we all knew) and that it was so small, it was like an "innie"... since then, we all refered to that guy as "the innie"...
I would cross him in the halls and automatically think "innie"...

On his side, he was probably bragging to his male co-workers about banging the girl and all...

If only he'd have known about his reputation among the girls!

[Ellyllions]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills


OMG !

I wonder if he bounced to work every day....

was probably popular at the beach though

Oh Thanks, Fester...that's just what this thread needed.

Lemme go find a flappy, ole, hangy-down, give you nightmares, brown, gaping wound, spread eagle for you.

[Ellyllions]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Once at work, this girl said that she'd had sex with a co-worker (that we all knew) and that it was so small, it was like an "innie"... since then, we all refered to that guy as "the innie"...
I would cross him in the halls and automatically think "innie"...

On his side, he was probably bragging to his male co-workers about banging the girl and all...

If only he'd have known about his reputation among the girls!


Have you ever noticed that those are the guys who act the "manliest". Always got some smirk or sexual to say? Very Machismo?

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
... He could sneak up on her and do her from around corners and shit.

Or just be lazy... keep laying on his back and do it side by side!
I betcha lots of men would like that :p ?

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Have you ever noticed that those are the guys who act the "manliest". Always got some smirk or sexual to say? Very Machismo?

That is sooo true!

The ones that really perform and have great bodies never need to talk about it... they know too well that if they can satisfy a girl, the news will spread by itself and to whom it may concern...

I've heard those guys bragging and at the same time, girls complaining about how lame they really where in bed!

[blonddgirl777]

Wow!
Look at that penis thread go!!!

[ace diamond]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
ace diamond MAY have posted his cock, but I sure as hell couldn't see it. :D

no i most certainly did not!

[bastardog]

somebody need a doctor

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Jérôme,
Now what does "squint" mean?

Pinching your eyes to see far.


Like someone without glasses trying to read something far away.

[Little Texan]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
They ended up getting hitched.

She must've liked that soccer ball bouncing off her ass!

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
http://www.searchingforoccamsrazor.com/249abe020.png

OMG !

I wonder if he bounced to work every day....

was probably popular at the beach though


:D :D :D

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[Little Texan]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Have you ever noticed that those are the guys who act the "manliest". Always got some smirk or sexual to say? Very Machismo?

They're trying to compensate for small equipment by acting macho.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by Little Texan
They're trying to compensate for small equipment by acting macho.

It's amazing that people actually walk around with 2 inch cocks and speak like that.


I remember this wigger who always talked about being huge. According to several girls (and guys who showered with him), this dude was 3.5 in tops.


Stupid ass. I wonder if he's still alive; a black dude probably killed him for saying nigga all the time.

[Panamark]

I read the rest of this thread, thanks ladies for explaining the caverns.
So God gives these women a perfectly tight, "weiner happy" love
hole, and they go and fuck it all up with over sized cucumbers and
various in-animate cyclindrical objects laying around the house.

Its been a mystery, but you have solved it. I always thought fisting
might have had a lot to do with it..

Second part of question, once the Vag is stretched into a cavern,
is there any going back ?? I believe there are deeper muscles
in the old pussy tunnel that once stretched, are stretched for good.
I know about those Kegal excercises chicks can do, but Im not sure they tighten up these deeper muscles.

I definately know that some rebound from child-birth.
(and others dont)

What if you spent your life plunging yourself up and down
on a watermelon, then met the man of your dreams who
had a normal sized cock ?
Tell him to smack his cock from side to side to hit the walls ???

[Ellyllions]

Fisting is usually done in the anus from what I'm to understand. (Yeah, in my training I had to watch a lot of Prision videos)....still don't understand why someone would want to get a fist up the ass.


Honestly, Panamark, I have no idea if the poo-nanny will return to it's "normal" size shape or manner. I just know that like any other skin on your body you most certainly can manipulate it with continued use. The muscles in that area are more soft and pliable. The anus isn't quite as resilient. When that muscle breaks, it doesn't heal it replaces which means that tissue fills up the break each time making the muscle less and less restrictive.

Until the intestines no longer have support to remain inside the body....

On the last part, I fully suggest that you don't plunge yourself up and down on a watermelon no matter what gender you are.



>>...you silly boy....<<

[Jérôme Frenchise]

There's worse than fisting:

weightlifting. Here's what happens when you push your limits a trifle too far...

http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/weightlifter.jpg

:D

[Jérôme Frenchise]

"Man Rejects Transplanted Penis"...
Some guys have all the luck for themselves:

http://tmcr.usuhs.mil/tmcr/chapter26/26-07F.jpg

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
It's amazing that people actually walk around with 2 inch cocks and speak like that....

Right, because sooner or later someone is bound to find out and will mostly tell others, especially if the guy was the bragging type!

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Fisting is usually done in the anus from what I'm to understand. (Yeah, in my training I had to watch a lot of Prision videos)....still don't understand why someone would want to get a fist up the ass.


Honestly, Panamark, I have no idea if the poo-nanny will return to it's "normal" size shape or manner. I just know that like any other skin on your body you most certainly can manipulate it with continued use. The muscles in that area are more soft and pliable. The anus isn't quite as resilient. When that muscle breaks, it doesn't heal it replaces which means that tissue fills up the break each time making the muscle less and less restrictive.

Until the intestines no longer have support to remain inside the body....

On the last part, I fully suggest that you don't plunge yourself up and down on a watermelon no matter what gender you are.



>>...you silly boy....<<

I must have missed something here ?
I was referring to the fact that those humungous vag caverns
we see are obviously the result of over-stratching.
From my experiences in life, women (when younger) have
pussy's that are tight even if you inserted a single finger.
My question is, what if you were one of these chicks that
has successfully ridden every over-sized vaginal insert
she could find in the garden shed, then meets the man
of her dreams ???? Is there something she can do to
get her puss back in shape ??

You watch Anal Fisiting films ? Wow !
I guess the fist recipients never worry about
constipation !!!

[Ellyllions]

Freakin' prisioner cam videos....getting some training on what to expect when you're working the jail....yuck blech phooey. But I handled that one a lot better than I did the child abuse films. Had to walk out on that one.

Vaginal cosmetic and repair surgery is HUGE!
So, they can get them surgically repaired. There's as much vanity surgery done on the vagina now as there is lots of other procedures.

[Panamark]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
Freakin' prisioner cam videos....getting some training on what to expect when you're working the jail....yuck blech phooey. But I handled that one a lot better than I did the child abuse films. Had to walk out on that one.

Vaginal cosmetic and repair surgery is HUGE!
So, they can get them surgically repaired. There's as much vanity surgery done on the vagina now as there is lots of other procedures.

Wow ! you have seen some interesting stuff there Elly....
So there are Vag tightening ops now ???


*WELL*, GIRLS !!!!!!

Fookin go get your caverns back the way they were and
stop complaining about small dicks !!! LOL..

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Panamark
[B]... I know about those Kegal excercises chicks can do, but Im not sure they tighten up these deeper muscles...

Those muscles can be worked out just like any others...
I can drive my husband crazy just by contracting at the right moment!

As for giving birth, it also needs work afterwards to tighten the tunnel back to normal just like it does for the stomach muscles...

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
There's worse than fisting:

weightlifting. Here's what happens when you push your limits a trifle too far...

http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/weightlifter.jpg

:D

No Jérôme NO!!!
You did NOT post that picture again!!!

I remember it from a while ago on this site and it took me a long time to erase that image from my mind... now I'm back to square one! :(

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Panamark
Wow ! you have seen some interesting stuff there Elly....
So there are Vag tightening ops now ???


*WELL*, GIRLS !!!!!!

Fookin go get your caverns back the way they were and
stop complaining about small dicks !!! LOL..

Don't forget about the begining of that thread...
Penis enlargment is also becoming very popular so...

Fookin go get a decent sized dick and stop complaining about big caverns!!!

L.O.L. ;)

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
"Man Rejects Transplanted Penis"...
Some guys have all the luck for themselves:

http://tmcr.usuhs.mil/tmcr/chapter26/26-07F.jpg

I wouldn't call THAT luck! :(
The guy must trip whenever climbing up the stairs!!! :eek:

[Ellyllions]

I wish I had never seen that weightlifting pic....

[Panamark]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Don't forget about the begining of that thread...
Penis enlargment is also becoming very popular so...

Fookin go get a decent sized dick and stop complaining about big caverns!!!

L.O.L. ;)

I dont really care about caverns other than curiousity.
Im married now, very happy. Fortunately for me, I will
never require that surgery. Im very happy with what God gave
me.

You understand where Im coming from though, there is
some real whores out there with friggin huge holes.
When they complain about dick size, its like, come on ????
What the hell do you expect. The majority of men on
earth (if you believe statistics) average in at 5.7 inches.

So all these whore-bags that ream themselves new
car parks, really are wiping out the majority of men,
that otherwise would have made good suitable sexual
and loving partners...

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Panamark
[B]... there is some real whores out there with friggin huge holes.
When they complain about dick size, its like, come on ????
What the hell do you expect. The majority of men on
earth (if you believe statistics) average in at 5.7 inches...

Sure there must me some cows out there, that need an 18 wheeler to satisfy them.
But personally, since I've never experienced the feeling of a small thing, I assume that a big part of the complaining and the making fun of is purely about esthetics... or maybe not?
I don't know...
Although I know that I wouldn't want to give a blow jog to almost "nothing"!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Ellyllions
I wish I had never seen that weightlifting pic....


Careful!
It WILL happen again...
Every once in a while, there is a picture here that can really disturb you for a while :o L.O.L.

[Little Texan]

Jerome...please DO NOT post that again! Gross!

[Panamark]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Sure there must me some cows out there, that need an 18 wheeler to satisfy them.
But personally, since I've never experienced the feeling of a small thing, I assume that a big part of the complaining and the making fun of is purely about esthetics... or maybe not?
I don't know...
Although I know that I wouldn't want to give a blow jog to almost "nothing"!

Yeah, I can understand that... If I was a guy in that
situation, I would off to the Dick doctor faster than
a rat up a drainpipe... !! :)

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Panamark
Yeah, I can understand that... If I was a guy in that
situation, I would off to the Dick doctor faster than
a rat up a drainpipe... !! :)

Really... I feel bad for those guys!
Besides the ladie's reactions and all...
Can they really enjoy themselves, I mean with a regular sized woman?
Or do they have to rely on their own hands all the time?
:confused:

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Really... I feel bad for those guys!
Besides the ladie's reactions and all...
Can they really enjoy themselves, I mean with a regular sized woman?
Or do they have to rely on their own hands all the time?
:confused:

I am not expecting any guy on this forum to honestly answer that one!

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
No Jérôme NO!!!
You did NOT post that picture again!!!

I remember it from a while ago on this site and it took me a long time to erase that image from my mind... now I'm back to square one! :(

I won't do that again, I promise. :D
There's a video of it happening.... The guy is trying harder than he can, really hard, and suddenly there's a loud bang!, like a big gun shot... He tore it up.
KICKASS! :D


Originally posted by Ellyllions
I wish I had never seen that weightlifting pic....

I'm sorry. :o
Err... The guy survived. But I don't know whether he carried on lifing weight or not. :D


Originally posted by Little Texan
Jerome...please DO NOT post that again! Gross!

Both pics aren't fake.
The dude with penis elephantiasis has like a third leg that stops at knee level.
Ah, the face of the girls he would make... if he could, by the way, I'm not so sure. :cool:

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Don't forget about the begining of that thread...
Penis enlargment is also becoming very popular so...

Fookin go get a decent sized dick and stop complaining about big caverns!!!

L.O.L. ;)

:D

Or: Stop complaining about your big caverns and go get some real size dick!

:)

[binnie]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
No Jérôme NO!!!
You did NOT post that picture again!!!



Exactly!

Ewwwwwwww!!!

[binnie]

Fisting: why??


Don't get it at all.....

[binnie]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Don't forget about the begining of that thread...
Penis enlargment is also becoming very popular so...

Fookin go get a decent sized dick and stop complaining about big caverns!!!

L.O.L. ;)

I've never complained about a girl's size - I make every situation work to my advantage. If she's bigger, I might have to put more work in to pleasure her, but men only get out of sex what they put in!!

I've never had an experience of really bad sex - it's all good in my eyes.....

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Right, because sooner or later someone is bound to find out and will mostly tell others, especially if the guy was the bragging type!

Nobody is going to make fun of a nice guy who treats his woman right, who just so happens to be small. I don't date women based on rack size, and they don't measure my cock on the first date. That's really not even a priority.

A dude with a small dick is only going to get made fun of if he continuosly talks about how big it is and how much a ladies man he is.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

A cavern is caused by getting rammed 24/7 by a huge cock. End of discussion.

[binnie]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
A cavern is caused by getting rammed 24/7 by a huge cock. End of discussion.

Well, that's certainly to the "point"

-ahem-

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
... A dude with a small dick is only going to get made fun of if he continuosly talks about how big it is and how much a ladies man he is.

Well... thanks for thinking that women are that nice but we're really not (always)!

No, we won't make fun of the guy's penis if we're dating him and it seams serious but as for one night stands, nice or not, he will provide good laughs if he is not very well equiped...

I've heard girls (like the wine cork one) telling me that the guy was perfect but that she couldn't eaven think of dealing with a non-pleasurable too small dick for the rest of her life.

I know most girls think it is very important to have good sex, especially if you are going to marry the guy... they simply won't bargin on that.
And I know that guys won't settle for the "stick up her ass", "won't give B.J's", "won't bend over", "constsant headhache excuses" etc... kinda girls either.

After all... men and women are not really THAT different!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
A cavern is caused by getting rammed 24/7 by a huge cock. End of discussion.

So we're damn if we do and we're damn if we don't!

We should always be ready (24/7) for you guys and at the same time, keep it closed to assure eternal tightness...



You'd be surprised about the "love tunnel's" capacities to bounce back!

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by binnie
... men only get out of sex what they put in!!...

That goes for women too!

If a girl just lays there like a corpse, waiting for prince charming (eaven with a nice 7 incher) to do all the work and MAKE HER enjoy...
She could be up for disapointment!

It really does, take 2 to rodeo...

[Panamark]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
So we're damn if we do and we're damn if we don't!

We should always be ready (24/7) for you guys and at the same time, keep it closed to assure eternal tightness...



Just for the records, I havent been suggesting your good self
hires out your lower regions to United Airways for 747 storage.

I just think its ironical when particular women who have spent
their entire life overstretching port one, criticize a
guy for having a perfectly normal, average sized dick.

I think I recall reading the Guiness book of records at one
stage, and there was actually an entry (lol) for the biggest
and smallest, functioning cocks. I think the smallest was
some Japanese dude, apparently it was just 1.5cm
(thats centimetres, not inches, converted I guess thats
about 3/4 inch ?) who was married and had several
children... Cant remember the biggest, I should try and
find that copy I had.

Ive seen bigger clits !! lol.. But its a nice story the couple
made a family, regardless of his micro peeper..
Now theres true love and comittment. :)

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Originally posted by binnie
Exactly!

Ewwwwwwww!!!

Eh? What picture? :confused:

http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/weightlifter.jpg

OK, I admit it, it's atrocious. :uck: :D

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Panamark
Wow ! you have seen some interesting stuff there Elly....
So there are Vag tightening ops now ???


*WELL*, GIRLS !!!!!!

Fookin go get your caverns back the way they were and
stop complaining about small dicks !!! LOL..

Exactly.

If guys could add a couple of inches to their dicks just by tensing and relaxing for 20 minutes a day you have to think that everyone would get a ton less fucking spam each day...:)

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by Panamark
[B]Just for the records, I havent been suggesting your good self
hires out your lower regions to United Airways for 747 storage.

747 storage... 24/7...
Holly fuck!
L.O.L.

[blonddgirl777]

Ha man...
THAT picture again!!!

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by Jérôme Frenchise
Eh? What picture? :confused:

http://poetry.rotten.com/weightlifter/weightlifter.jpg

OK, I admit it, it's atrocious. :uck: :D


I thought it was purdy :(

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

The photo is fake.

http://www.snopes.com/photos/risque/prolapse.asp

[blonddgirl777]

... [B]I thought it was purdy...

Then, I don't eaven wanna know what you consider NOT purdy! :(

[binnie]

Ewwwwwww

I'm glad it's a fake...

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by binnie
Ewwwwwww

I'm glad it's a fake...

It's real, but the story behind it isn't.


Originally posted by blonddgirl777
Then, I don't eaven wanna know what you consider NOT purdy! :(

hehe.

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by Little Texan
I think the guy's a complete dumbass. I mean, you lose your pecker, and they come up with a revolutionary new surgery and sew another one on, the surgery is successful, it works, so what's the problem? So what if it's another guy's pecker? At least you have one now! I'd rather have a donor dick than no dick at all!


I bet this guys feels the same way right about now...
2007-09-04 - Weird News
Preciosa Dumlao - AHN Writer
Thai Woman Flees After Cutting Off Husband's Penis. Police Now On "Manhood" Hunt

Bangkok, Thailand (AHN) -- A 35-year-old Thai woman is reported missing and on the run with her husband's penis after cutting it off when she discovered husband's infidelity.

Police Lt. Col. Kornwat Hunpradit said Pornbun Sinthusin, 35, came home in the capital of Bangkok Monday and found her husband, Ploeng Plaekratoke, in bed with another woman.

The wife apparently drugged or intoxicated her husband him before cutting off his penis with a sharp object., Kornwat said.

The husband is now recuperating in intensive care following the ordeal.

"We suspect she took both her weapon and her husband's penis because we cannot find the penis in their apartment. We even checked a toilet but she did not dump it there,'' Lt-Col Kornwat said.

[BITEYOASS]

I think once the words Chinese Surgeons appeared in the article, then I knew it was gonna be about a botched job.