If you were the webmaster...

[WARF]

Okay guys, first off... this thread is purely hypothetical.
Let's just say you are the Pojo or Brownsound of this web site.
Who would you hire next as a moderator... if you could pick just one.
I compiled a list of people that have NEVER modded here before, but are underated posters and have all been overlooked for quite some time. I'm not doing this thread to start up controversy or imply the webbies aren't doing there jobs... but i'm a pretty outspoken guy, and it's quite obvious these people should be mods, or should have been chosen ages ago. I'm sorry if your not mentioned here... remember this is for people who NEVER modded at this web site.

Let's the ballots begin!

[Matt White]

BUENO BOB


Beyond a shadow of a doubt

[WARF]

Damn this is hard... everyone on this list should be a mod.
Considering there are a couple mods here for a known fact.
That have made less than 10 posts here this year.
I'd throw out the slackers first... I don't care how respected they are...
If you don't contribute... kick em out the door... end of story!

I don't know which one I would pick...
But I think I rounded it down to bantonelli,dg,terry and The KID...
Not sure though..

[WARF]

picking between dg and bantonelli is too tough...
So i'm gonna go out on a limb and say THE KID!
Even though I never talk to him.
I never seen someone so dedicated to a particular forum before.
I find his pictures cool... and his commentary hysterical.

[Matt White]

Vinny & Terry are STELLAR members who contribute all the time...


I've flown the flag for DG to be modded...........


PHIL should be a MOD

UH uuhHU huHUhu HU hu HU huHUhuuhuhuhhuhu

[Unchainme]

I voted myself...Attention whore that I am..;)

BUT...I think it would be cool if DG and MAX both modded a forum together, that would kick much ass!

[WARF]

Originally posted by Matt White
BUENO BOB


Beyond a shadow of a doubt

Oh, that's right Bob isn't a mod.
He's definately got a cult following.
This is gonna come as a shock... cuz I'm a huge fan of his work...
But hitch1969 hasn't done a damn thing in ages...
Has he even made ONE post in the forum dedicated to him?
LOL
I love the guy... but give me a break.
Why hold up mod spots for people who don't post here?
Give it to the people who post here frequently... and have knowledge of the subject pertaining to the forum.
This is just an opinion...
As we all know hitch1969 is listed inside my top 10 all time greatest posters... if hitch starts posting here again... remod him...
or better yet... make him a webmaster!

[WARF]

MAX already modded... but he should be put back on the ballot soon...

[Matt White]

Originally posted by WARF
Oh, that's right Bob isn't a mod.
He's definately got a cult following.


If You consider FLAPPO & MR. GRIMSDALE a cult...wait a minute....:D

BOB is a MAESTRO

[WARF]

There are too many to list... that should be considered.
But these people listed are the one's blatantly left out.
If I listed an honorable mention... it would be pages long.

[rustoffa]

Don't forget ThrillsNSpills...

Why is this in Main?

[WARF]

See unchainme, this is better than the gay ass Rothie Awards.
It's about people who dedicate themselves to this site... who deserve mod positions.

[WARF]

Originally posted by rustoffa


Why is this in Main?

It's pretty damn obvious rustoffa...
You see the name "WARF"?
It was started by me...
Therefore you know it's got the quality seal of approval...
WARF= MAIN....

[WARF]

Okay Rustoffa... put this in somewhere that will still get hits...
I don't wanna step on any toes...
With all this reunion talk cloggin' up the main...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by WARF


Considering there are a couple mods here for a known fact
That have made less than 10 posts here this year.

I'd throw out the slackers first... I don't care how respected they are...
If you don't contribute... kick em out the door... end of story!




Anybody come to mind? ;)

[bantonelli]

WARF...You are just too cool. I do thank you for the consideration....I feel like I'm giving a political speech. I'm part of this ARMY Militia and damn proud of it.

After reading the list, I give my vote not to me-self, but to a fellow female, since us girls have surrounded ourselves with an international harem of Rothtards, much to our liking.

My vote is for Diamondsgirl....she's been a poster here at the ARMY longer than me and she is very very cool, wears Sensible Shoes and has great opinions on all things CVH and DLR. I agree most every time with her posts and sense of humor.

All the guys named are also Great - so hard to choose, but the tie-breaker for me would be the Mod Candidate who still sports a Mullet. (kidding)

[LoungeMachine]

I still wish EAT MY ASSHOLE had had a chance to mod Fan Intro.

Gawd, that would have been funny.

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by WARF
See unchainme, this is better than the gay ass Rothie Awards.
It's about people who dedicate themselves to this site... who deserve mod positions.

Agreed..This is pretty damn cool..

[WARF]

My next post is gonna start a flame war...
lmao...
But this would be my perfect vision of the board...
Being the control freak I am...

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by WARF
It's pretty damn obvious rustoffa...
You see the name "WARF"?
It was started by me...
Therefore you know it's got the quality seal of approval...
WARF= MAIN....

WARF, I'm a big fan of the painfully obvious. You need to work on that shit. The first thing I cuntmented on was the issue @ hand. My personal policy is MODERATORS=MAIN.

Now, answer the question. Why is this in Main?

[WARF]

Okay Guys!
Take out your guns!!!
This is what my board would look like!!!

Main- Rustoffa, WARF, Terry, Bantonelli
Picture Palooza - flappo, cato, The KID
Non DLR- Ally Kat, diamondsgirl, Dr. Love
Locker Room - Alinchainz, Va Beach, Guitar Shark
State Your Take - Coyote, Dave's PA Rental, Phoenix
Songs &Albums - Loons, DavidLeeNatra, Vinny Velvet
Front Line - ELVIS, FORD, Warham, LoungeMachine
Bootleg - Don Corleone, Steve Savicki
House Of Music- Jerome Frenchise, unchainme, Mr Badguy
Romper Roon- Matt White, Nickdfresh, golden awe, Mr Grimsdale
Gear Street, Don Corelone, Ozzy Fudd

[WARF]

Originally posted by rustoffa
WARF, I'm a big fan of the painfully obvious. You need to work on that shit. The first thing I cuntmented on was the issue @ hand. My personal policy is MODERATORS=MAIN.

Now, answer the question. Why is this in Main?

I have no fucking clue :D

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by WARF
Okay Guys!
Take out your guns!!!
This is what my board would look like!!!

Main- Rustoffa, WARF, Terry, Bantonelli
Picture Palooza - flappo, cato, The KID
Non DLR- Ally Kat, diamondsgirl, Dr. Love
Locker Room - Alinchainz, Va Beach, Guitar Shark
State Your Take - Coyote, Dave's PA Rental, Phoenix
Songs &Albums - Loons, DavidLeeNatra, Vinny Velvet
Front Line - ELVIS, FORD, Warham, Steve Savicki
Bootleg - Don Corleone
House Of Music- Jerome Frenchise, unchainme, Mr Badguy
Romper Roon- Matt White, Nickdfresh, golden awe, Mr Grimsdale
Gear Street, Don Corelone, Ozzy Fudd

I like it...:)

Put Lounge in instead of savicki and thats my only argument, also Flappo should mod Romper room as well...

[WARF]

sHIT...I forgot LoungeMachine... the funniest poster at this site...
Put him in the front line too.... fuck it... have 5 of em...

Sorry Lounge... lol
Put Savicki in bootlegs...

[WARF]

Oh yeah... make Katydid and Joe Thunder DUMP MODS with Airelle!!!

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by WARF
Oh yeah... make Katydid and Joe Thunder DUMP MODS with Airelle!!!

lol...That would be funny as hell...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by WARF


Front Line - ELVIS, FORD, Warham, Steve Savicki



LMMFAO

Two of them are MIA, don't even post in the forum anymore

One is a cuntplete wack job.


And one is FORD




:D

[WARF]

Originally posted by Unchainme
lol...That would be funny as hell...

Why not lmao...
They are the main contributors... :lol:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by WARF
sHIT...I forgot LoungeMachine... the funniest poster at this site...
Put him in the front line too.... fuck it... have 5 of em...

Sorry Lounge... lol
Put Savicki in bootlegs...


:lol:


Put Savicki in leggings?

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by WARF
I have no fucking clue :D


I see someone's in line for Webbie!

:D

[WARF]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
:lol:


Put Savicki in leggings?

Why not... he probably does that on the weekends!!

[LoungeMachine]

Voted for Kid.


Plays a gold top LP




and posts good porn.



nuff sed.

[WARF]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
I see someone's in line for Webbie!

:D

I was already fired from webbie... they can't afford to make the same mistake twice!!

[WARF]

I hope this threads raises a few eyebrows...
The KID has been ignored way too long for his picture talents.

[Unchainme]

WARF For Webbie!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by WARF
I have no fucking clue :D

You know EXACTLY what this is doing in Main!

[WARF]

Originally posted by Unchainme
WARF For Webbie!

No... make me a supermod... so I can have the distinct honor of being fired here at every level...

[LoungeMachine]

I take WARF to win in 4 posts.

4 posts.

Anybody say different?

[WARF]

Originally posted by rustoffa
You know EXACTLY what this is doing in Main!

Yeah... collecting more than 100 views in less than ten minutes... lol

[WARF]

Fuck it... make Bueno Bob a mod too... just for the fact he was banned at blabbermouth for dissing Van Hagar.

[Dan]

If it was going to anyone in your list it would be Terry.

Been around along time,I even remember him from the days when the site went down in 2003 and was posting on The Wall.Full of knowledge and is a asset to the Army.

Hat off to him.

[WARF]

On a lighter note...
I'm an proud to announce the engagement of DRRN and Airelle Bot.... they will be married this coming January in the dump.... where they have been engaging in anal sex and retarded conversation!!

[WARF]

I also think we should re-mod lou for having the HIGH SCORE in Tetris in the Roth Army arcade for two consecutive years... and for being the only virgin in america over the age of 30...

[Dan]

Bob should be on The List.:D

[WARF]

One more thing... anyone who gives me the complete unedited 1984 porno of "New Wave Hookers" with Traci Lords... can have my mod position!!!

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by WARF
Yeah... collecting more than 100 views in less than ten minutes... lol

Unbelievable....

Terry should definetely get the nod.

Next?

[Unchainme]

Originally posted by WARF
I hope this threads raises a few eyebrows...
The KID has been ignored way too long for his picture talents.

agreed..He like lives on that board..more than fucking deserves it..

[WARF]

Yo rustoffa... you can move this to my STATE YOUR TAKE forum...
I just wanted to generate a BIG THREAD..
So I can finally get some traffic in my forum...
That's all...

[WARF]

do me a favor though rustoffa... leave a re-direct...
So I can actually get people in my forum...

[Dan]

Agree The_KID has done a Great job with pictures and Entertainment news.

[WARF]

Originally posted by Dan
Agree The_KID has done a Great job with pictures and Entertainment news.

More than a great job... he's phenominal...

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by WARF
Yo rustoffa... you can move this to my STATE YOUR TAKE forum...
I just wanted to generate a BIG THREAD..
So I can finally get some traffic in my forum...
That's all...

Ok, here ya go.