America

[Katydid]

From:
In case we find ourselves starting to believe all the anti-American sentiment and negativity, we should remember England's Prime Minister Tony Blair's words during a recent interview. When asked by one of his Parliament members why he believes so much in America, he said:



"A simple way to take measure of a country is to look at how many want in ... And how many want out."



Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:



1. Jesus Christ

2. The American G. I.



One died for your soul, the other for your freedom.



YOU MIGHT WANT TO PASS THIS ON, AS MANY SEEM TO FORGET BOTH OF THEM.

[Lqskdiver]

Good post, Katy!

Pleasure to make your acquaintance.

Now sit back and watch the rheoteric from FORDSHEEP AND CO come in about how GI exploitation by the BCE is not considered freedom and part of American values when they have to die for people of other nations.

[Steve Savicki]

I'll agree with this thread.

Have a nice day everyone. :)

[BITEYOASS]

As one of the American representatives of the Dump Forum, I demand that any thread started by Katydid be closed immediately!

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Lqskdiver
Good post, Katy!

Pleasure to make your acquaintance.

.

LMMFAO

Oh boy, you have no idea what you just opened yourself up to :D :D

Prepare to be stalked and preached to until you finally decide to take an ice pick to your own skull to make the pain go away......



Sincerely,

Lounge Machine

VP of Operations

FORDSHEEP of America, LLC

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by BITEYOASS
As one of the American representatives of the Dump Forum, I demand that any thread started by Katydid be closed immediately!


Nah, I'm going to leave it open as a glaring reminder to everyone what happens when you troll for dates at a family reunion.....


You get North Carolina's finest :D


Enjoy!!!

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Wasn't North Carolina just wiped off the map this morning???

Oh, btw, "America"? One of Neil Diamond's best songs. Word.


Originally posted by Katydid
Only two defining forces have ever offered to die for you:
1. Jesus Christ

2. The American G. I.

Hey, don't forget Prince! He had a whole song about how he would die for me!

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Hey, don't forget Prince! He had a whole song about how he would die for me!

Bon Jovi, too!

[Lqskdiver]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
LMMFAO

Oh boy, you have no idea what you just opened yourself up to :D :D

Prepare to be stalked and preached to until you finally decide to take an ice pick to your own skull to make the pain go away......



Sincerely,

Lounge Machine

VP of Operations

FORDSHEEP of America, LLC

Well, sheeeit, you think you guys could give a man a heads up on these matters. Damn, I aint been around in ages you know!

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Hey, don't forget Prince! He had a whole song about how he would die for me!


Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Bon Jovi, too!

Yes. Many musicians would lay down their life on my behalf. Another one would be none other than Kip Winger.

That is, IF you would call Kip a "MUSICIAN"...

[kentuckyklira]

I thought katydid was dead and gone!

Too bad I was mistaken!

BTW katy, Jesus was a lazy hippy bum who got nailed to a tree for being an asshole!

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Katydid
http://www.imnotplayinganymore.co.uk/beta/fatherson.jpg

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
Yes. Many musicians would lay down their life on my behalf. Another one would be none other than Kip Winger.

That is, IF you would call Kip a "MUSICIAN"...


Eat me, bitch

[Little Texan]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE

Hey, don't forget Prince! He had a whole song about how he would die for me!


Originally posted by Guitar Shark
Bon Jovi, too!

And Bryan Adams! :D

[Nitro Express]

Jesus was the original hippie. He never had a real job. He wandered around sleeping over at friends houses. Kind of had a communal thing going. Had big pow wows like the Greatful Dead out in the countryside. Hated authority. Got arrested, Instigated a riot in the temple.

Jesus would have gotten along just fine in the Haight district of San Fransisco or at Berklee in the 60's.

[DEMON CUNT]

Originally posted by Lqskdiver
Good post, Katy!

Pleasure to make your acquaintance.


HA HA!

DUMBASS!

[kentuckyklira]

http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/7150/crackedhf9.jpg

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by Little Texan
And Bryan Adams! :D

Well, at least he's more of a musician than ol' Kip...