I'm bleeding from my ass

[isthatTHUNDER?!]

I have no idea what the fuck is going on but I will be taking an emergency hiatus from this site until my doctors appointment on Dec.11. I haven't even done coke for 5 days so I have no clue what the fucking deal is!

[FORD]

I'd guess the father of one of those 12 year old boys you raped must be a cook at a Mexican restaraunt and he added a little something special to that burrito you ordered last night.

Hope it wasn't that radioactive shit that the Russians use. That sounds like a really nasty way to go.

[Little Texan]

Originally posted by FORD
I'd guess the father of one of those 12 year old boys you raped must be a cook at a Mexican restaraunt and he added a little something special to that burrito you ordered last night.

Hope it wasn't that radioactive shit that the Russians use. That sounds like a really nasty way to go.

Naw, his black boyfriend in that picture hung his 12 inch root in Joe and tore his ass up good last night!

[LoungeMachine]

Why the fuck this medical emergency isn't in MAIN is beyond me.....

Ask DrASSPipe for help

He carries 10W40 just for these occasions....

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
I have no idea what the fuck is going on but I will be taking an emergency hiatus from this site until my doctors appointment on Dec.11. I haven't even done coke for 5 days so I have no clue what the fucking deal is!

If doing coke had caused you to bleed from the ass in the past, all I can say is.....

You're putting the straw in the wrong place joey....

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Why the fuck this medical emergency isn't in MAIN is beyond me.....

I was wondering the same thing myself, actually...

[isthatTHUNDER?!]

Its not like gushing or anything. I only notice when I take a shit. Still, I gotta figure out what the fuck is going on. I did take a viagra the other night when I knew I was gonna be throttling this broad, maybe that did. At any rate, I'm out till Dec. 11. Refer any questions or suggestions to Natra. T.

[LoungeMachine]

Why does the CEO of NHS need to wait a week to see a Doc?????

boy, u stupid

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
Its not like gushing or anything. I only notice when I take a shit. Still, I gotta figure out what the fuck is going on. I did take a viagra the other night when I knew I was gonna be throttling this broad, maybe that did. At any rate, I'm out till Dec. 11. Refer any questions or suggestions to Natra. T.

I certainly hope this is not going to derail the fight of the millennium between yourself and Rocky Balboa. I'm rather looking forward to that.

[Dan]

Move this to main guys.

[svrwthr]

Why does Sammy bring out all these anal raping freaks like tinder and dylhole? I know, I know. So we can have added fun hearing from fellow Sammy anal lubers.

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Dan
Move this to main guys.

Why should I/we? This thread clearly adds more class to Non.
(Unlike those blasphemous religious threads...)

[rustoffa]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
If doing coke had caused you to bleed from the ass in the past, all I can say is.....

You're putting the straw in the wrong place joey....

If anything's right in the world, that'll be the punchline in the next HH Gregg ad....during The Superbowl!

[Dan]

Originally posted by Coyote
Why should I/we? This thread clearly adds more class to Non.
(Unlike those blasphemous religious threads...)

LOL

I was only joking.

People need to get a Sense of humour around here.:)

[ALinChainz]

Joey has this thing for Natra ... creepy ... and the emergency hiatus is probation violation.

[ALinChainz]

Some celebrity ... bleeding from his anus and can't get a doctor until a week later.

You're bad at this Joe.

[Terry]

Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
I have no idea what the fuck is going on but I will be taking an emergency hiatus from this site until my doctors appointment on Dec.11. I haven't even done coke for 5 days so I have no clue what the fucking deal is!

Gee, thanks for letting us know you won't be back onsite until the 11th...

Should the mods get together tonight and decide if the site should be shutdown until your return, or are you just gonna tell Sarge to do it without them voting on it?

No, wait, I just had a thought::heyfu: :asshole:

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
Its not like gushing or anything. I only notice when I take a shit. Still, I gotta figure out what the fuck is going on. I did take a viagra the other night when I knew I was gonna be throttling this broad, maybe that did. At any rate, I'm out till Dec. 11. Refer any questions or suggestions to Natra. T.

Congratulations, you have hemroids.

[Hardrock69]

???

Where at? Which end is his ass?

[WARF]

Okay, so who has thunder's password this week?