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Douglas T.
12-05-2006, 03:27 PM
http://www.davesgourmet.peachhost.com/ct_PRdasix.htm

Douglas T.
12-05-2006, 03:30 PM
There's even a CRAZY FROM THE HEAT cookbook:
http://www.davesgourmet.com/davesgourmet/

Nitro Express
12-07-2006, 05:18 AM
Someone gave us a hotsauce sampler for Christmas a few years back. It had Dave's Insanity Sauce in it. That stuff is just pure fire. Might as well put battery acid on your food. NASTY! There's no flavor to it. I still just buy the run of the mill Mexican hot sauce at the gorcery store. I like the stuff with the little wood knob on the the top.

m_dixon1984
12-07-2006, 02:11 PM
Dave's Insanity is really meant to be used during preparation, a drop or two at a time. If you add it to your food like Tabasco you're in for a surprise. Dave's Insanity is probably 20 times stronger than Tabasco. Surprisingly it's no longer the hottest hot sauce going. There are some out there 10 times stronger than it (of course they aren't recommended for human consumption).

BTW, water down your unused Insanity sauce so it can used in a spray bottle, then spray it on your outdoor plants to keep the critters away. Deer, rabbits, birds, bugs, they'll all run away scared when they get a taste of Dave's Insanity.

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FORD
12-07-2006, 02:53 PM
Dave's Habanero Insanity Sauce is lethal shit!

If you have a heart condition, do not touch it. I'm serious. First time I tried the stuff, I assumed it was probably just a spiced up steak sauce or something, so I used a generous amount on the steak.

About 10 seconds later I realized my error when I was breaking out in sweat and unable to breathe. And mind you, I have a damn good tolerance level for hot peppers. I usually find the 5-star entrees at Thai restaraunts to be on the mild side. But this shit was different. So at the next barbecue, I got to watch a friend of mine react to the lethal sauce. I warned him to go easy with it. Of course he took that as a dare and probably used more than he should have.

But this guy's a little older and has had some health problems, so whenb he turned bright red, I almost thought we were gonna have to call 9-11.

You can't fuck around with that shit!!

DrMaddVibe
12-07-2006, 03:07 PM
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Nitro Express
12-08-2006, 02:45 PM
Dave's Insanity Sauce is like taking pepper spray used by S.W.A.T. teams and dosing your food with it.

It's good for burning the shit out of yourself, scaring people, and having some of the hottest turds on the planet a day or two later.

If you have a gay lover, his dick is going to get burned off by Dave's Insantity Sauce in the spicey hot asshole.

FORD
12-08-2006, 09:17 PM
Originally posted by Nitro Express

If you have a gay lover, his dick is going to get burned off by Dave's Insantity Sauce in the spicey hot asshole.

Maybe that's why Bass Player created his own line of hot sauce?

Specially formulated not to burn Sammy's dick.

Douglas T.
12-08-2006, 10:35 PM
Bass Player probably got tired of paying for gallons of sauce for his personal use! Figured it be cheaper to buy the company!