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Take 'Em
12-18-2006, 05:03 PM
Stick with the oil and vinegar at the salad bar next time..


"Student Faces Charges In Semen-In-Dressing Case"

School Tests Student For Sexually Transmitted Diseases
(CBS) WHEATON, Ill. A high school student is facing criminal charges after school officials say he ejaculated into the cafeteria salad dressing.

Marco Castro, 17, was charged with one count each of attempted aggravated battery and disorderly conduct, both misdemeanors, Wheaton police said.

Castro is accused of spiking a container of cafeteria salad dressing at Wheaton North High School with his own semen last week.

He had not been arrested as of Friday, but a warrant has been issued and police said he will likely be processed on Monday.

A letter went home to parents on Thursday, in which principal Jill Bullo wrote that on Dec. 6, the student took the salad dressing container into the boys' restroom, ejaculated into it, and placed it back on the cafeteria condiment table.

The student, a senior, admitted his action after being questioned, and was "appropriately disciplined" by the school, Bullo wrote.

"It is unclear if anyone subsequently used the salad dressing prior to its normal cleaning by food service personnel," Bullo wrote.

Sodexho, the school's food service provider, requires that condiment containers be emptied and washed every other day.

But Bullo said company officials are unsure whether the container was washed Wednesday after lunch. Officials determined that the contents could have been ingested during the last lunch period on Wednesday and during all five lunch periods on Thursday.

The school contacted the DuPage County Health Department, and indicated that it was unlikely any pathogens could survive in the dressing, the student should be tested for sexually transmitted diseases.

Nitro Express
12-20-2006, 05:39 PM
Who doesn't like to cum in the Hidden Valley? LOL!

Take 'Em
12-20-2006, 06:26 PM
They arrested this kid on Monday and are charging him with a few things including aggrevated battery.

I think he should worry more about all the people that want to kick his ass for the next 40 years or so...