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[bueno bob]

NEW YORK MILLS, Minn. - They've popped the question for the 15th Great American Think-Off: Which should you trust more — your head or heart?

The Great American Think-Off, sponsored by the New York Mills Regional Cultural Center, is a national philosophy competition designed to provide ordinary people a chance to voice their opinions on some of life's more perplexing questions.

The winner gets to claim bragging rights as "America's Greatest Thinker."

Would-be deep thinkers can enter by submitting an essay of 750 words or less by April 1. Essays can be mailed to the New York Mills Regional Cultural Center, P.O. Box 246, New York Mills, MN 56567; or submitted via the contest's Web site, http://www.think-off.org.

Four finalists will be selected by a panel of judges to travel to New York Mills to debate June 9 before a live audience that will decide the winner. The finalists will be announced May 1 and will each receive $500 plus travel, food and lodging expenses.

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Somebody get REO Speedwagon on this, quick!

[Anonymous]

Ha! That's probably a load of bullshit. I bet they'll only accept the "thinkers" who are politically correct.

I actually consider myself a grate thinker... not one of the best, not now, nor ever, not even close, but perhaps THE most cuntroversial of all time.

My opinions on "God" and the human race as a superior being with a "purpose" to exist have often ushered whole rooms filled with peeps to the limit into complete silence and denial of what they had just heard.

It's all BULLSHIT - God and the fancy that we're all here for a reason. We're not. We're crap. Let's rock n' roll.

Funnily enough, all these thoughts seem to gain a massive amount of strength as the bottle of Cabernet and the obligatory follow up Brandy magically vanish from their respective containers.

Happy birthday, Bob the Bueno.

Cheers! :bottle: