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Seshmeister
01-02-2007, 11:57 PM
God seems to be a bit odd and famously works in mysterious ways.

According to the Christian thing he sent his son(and himself and a ghostie all at the same time) to spend a few hours of misery on a cross which somehow saves us. Not from being wiped out by Tsunami's or Sammy Hagar or cancer or whatever but hey he is mysterious.

Anyhoo for once we finally have a clear sign.

Of course we wonder why the supreme being who created everything, can provide a flying horse up to heaven for Mohammed so he can do a weekend shopping visit in between fucking his 11 year old child 'wife' and knows every single one of the thoughts and actions of 6 billion peoples and judges them yet doesn't do anything ever.

Skirting over that though he's killed three famous people over his big season. He's finally understood that we don't give a fuck if millions of children die of starvation we want to know what Britney's cunt looks like.

God has finally got the celeb thing.

If this isn't a sign I don't know what is.

God wants us all to buy Brown Ford Sedan's.

Or maybe he doesn't but are you willing to take the risk of eternal damnation?

Cheers!

:gulp:

Jesus Christ
01-03-2007, 12:35 AM
:rolleyes:

Seshmeister
01-03-2007, 12:36 AM
Always enigmatic...:)

slim magilicuti
01-03-2007, 12:52 AM
Blessed be.

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Anonymous
01-03-2007, 07:56 AM
That's complete and utter bullshit.

Ford Sedans? What the fuck?

Cheers! :bottle:

Coyote
01-03-2007, 09:07 AM
Originally posted by Seshmeister
Or maybe he doesn't but are you willing to take the risk of eternal damnation?

Yes.

Anonymous
01-03-2007, 10:18 AM
Oy, C. - that Ken avatar had me playing Street Fighter II all over again.

Lord, but God DOES work in mysteryous ways, woodnt'chu say? :lol:

Cheers! :bottle:

Seshmeister
01-03-2007, 10:22 AM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
That's complete and utter bullshit.

Ford Sedans? What the fuck?

Cheers! :bottle:

James Brown
Gerry Ford
Sedan Hussain

You see?

Dan Brown could spread this out into a whole novel.

LoungeMachine
01-03-2007, 10:25 AM
Specifically, I think He meant Brown Ford Pinto Sedans.....

Very hard to come by these days.

Only a true believer would know where to look.

Anonymous
01-03-2007, 10:28 AM
"Sedan" Hussein just made me spit a mouthful of water at my damned expensive 19'' LCD monitor.

I hope you're happy.

Cheers! :bottle:

bueno bob
01-03-2007, 10:29 AM
Originally posted by Seshmeister
James Brown
Gerry Ford
Sedan Hussain

Dan Brown could spread this out into a whole novel.

Don't give him any other bright ideas, please!! :eek:

LoungeMachine
01-03-2007, 10:29 AM
Water? Don't drink the stuff......

Fish fuck in it.

- W.C. Fields

Coyote
01-03-2007, 06:12 PM
Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
Oy, C. - that Ken avatar had me playing Street Fighter II all over again.

Lord, but God DOES work in mysteryous ways, woodnt'chu say? :lol:

Cheers! :bottle:

You're welcome. :)

And yes, he does...