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God seems to be a bit odd and famously works in mysterious ways.
According to the Christian thing he sent his son(and himself and a ghostie all at the same time) to spend a few hours of misery on a cross which somehow saves us. Not from being wiped out by Tsunami's or Sammy Hagar or cancer or whatever but hey he is mysterious.
Anyhoo for once we finally have a clear sign.
Of course we wonder why the supreme being who created everything, can provide a flying horse up to heaven for Mohammed so he can do a weekend shopping visit in between fucking his 11 year old child 'wife' and knows every single one of the thoughts and actions of 6 billion peoples and judges them yet doesn't do anything ever.
Skirting over that though he's killed three famous people over his big season. He's finally understood that we don't give a fuck if millions of children die of starvation we want to know what Britney's cunt looks like.
God has finally got the celeb thing.
If this isn't a sign I don't know what is.
God wants us all to buy Brown Ford Sedan's.
Or maybe he doesn't but are you willing to take the risk of eternal damnation?
Cheers!
According to the Christian thing he sent his son(and himself and a ghostie all at the same time) to spend a few hours of misery on a cross which somehow saves us. Not from being wiped out by Tsunami's or Sammy Hagar or cancer or whatever but hey he is mysterious.
Anyhoo for once we finally have a clear sign.
Of course we wonder why the supreme being who created everything, can provide a flying horse up to heaven for Mohammed so he can do a weekend shopping visit in between fucking his 11 year old child 'wife' and knows every single one of the thoughts and actions of 6 billion peoples and judges them yet doesn't do anything ever.
Skirting over that though he's killed three famous people over his big season. He's finally understood that we don't give a fuck if millions of children die of starvation we want to know what Britney's cunt looks like.
God has finally got the celeb thing.
If this isn't a sign I don't know what is.
God wants us all to buy Brown Ford Sedan's.
Or maybe he doesn't but are you willing to take the risk of eternal damnation?
Cheers!
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