I have been asked to host Saturday Night Live

[isthatTHUNDER?!]

They want me to host a March episode.

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
They want me to host a March episode.

Riiight !
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/Federaljim/thundercock.jpg

[LoungeMachine]

I'l bet you $1 Million dollars joey you can't prove it.

In fact, you don't even have to risk a nickle.

Post a single link proving this, and the million is your's.

Otherwise, you're banned.

Deal?

[Ally_Kat]

Joey, I'll be in town. Contact me about our PR campaign. ;)

[LoungeMachine]

the silence is deafening, joey....

[FORD]

So are you going to be the host AND the musical guest?

Or (oh this should be good....) is this where you tell us that you will host the show and debut the reunited Van HALEN as musical guests?? ;)

(In reality, Jose's only upcoming scheduled appearance on NBC is on their Dateline "how to catch a predator" series.....)

[ALinChainz]

Look for Joe to be "performing" ... ON his band ...

http://www.fantasyoutlaws.com/images/joeband.jpg

[Jimmy Jingles]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
Look for Joe to be "performing" ... ON his band ...

http://www.fantasyoutlaws.com/images/joeband.jpg



More like 'performing' fellatio on his uncle.

[ALinChainz]

The fag just PM'd me as "ihavediariah", pleading with me to lay off the pics from his myspace site.

Get a job Joe, you're pitiful.

[WARF]

Cool... they really needed someone new to replace the original, "It's Pat!".

[ALinChainz]

lmfao ... he could get his boyfriend to form the NEW Ambiguously Gay Duo.

http://www.fantasyoutlaws.com/images/joeandhisman.jpg

[WARF]

It sucks being born without a neck huh, joey?
Better run to walmart.
The South Beach Diet microwave meals are 2 for 1.

[ALinChainz]

Joey washed up on the South Beach once ... the Wildlife Federation rolled him back into the water.

[WARF]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
lmfao ... he could get his boyfriend to form the NEW Ambiguously Gay Duo.

http://www.fantasyoutlaws.com/images/joeandhisman.jpg

Kevin Federline dumped Britney for Joe?

[ALinChainz]

lol ... I wasn't sure ... that dude looks like he has some shit on his chin.

He must be special, usually it would be Joe with the stain.

[WARF]

Taco Bell is introducing the new, "Joey Burrito"

"Big on the outside, soft on the inside, and is filled with fresh cheese daily!"

[WARF]

Is that goatee and indicator of where his neck is supposed to begin?

[WARF]

Chris Farley's replacement?

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by WARF
Is that goatee and indicator of where his neck is supposed to begin?

Either that or a depth indicator of how far he can shove his head in his ass and still breathe.

[WARF]

btw... SNL doesn't tape any new episodes in March according to their schedule.... only reruns.

[FORD]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
lmfao ... he could get his boyfriend to form the NEW Ambiguously Gay Duo.

http://www.fantasyoutlaws.com/images/joeandhisman.jpg

Ain't nothing "ambiguous" about those two.....

[FORD]

Originally posted by WARF
Is that goatee and indicator of where his neck is supposed to begin?

In some gay circles, they call that kind of goatee a "cock target".

Use your imagination. Or better yet, don't!

[Hardrock69]

I CHALLENGE JOE THUDNER TO A FIGHT TO THE DEATH!

AND I WILL WIN!
:mad:

[PumpedUpMidget]

You have a vivid imagination....

[Guitar Shark]

Originally posted by FORD
In some gay circles, they call that kind of goatee a "cock target".

Use your imagination. Or better yet, don't!

And you know this... how, exactly? ;)

[FORD]

Originally posted by Guitar Shark
And you know this... how, exactly? ;)

A gay friend made a joke about my goatee once....

Of course he knew I didn't bat from that side of the plate, but I did have to think about that a while.

So I shaved it off. but more because it was gray than "gay". I don't need to look like an old man just yet.

[Ally_Kat]

Originally posted by FORD
A gay friend made a joke about my goatee once....

Of course he knew I didn't bat from that side of the plate, but I did have to think about that a while.

So I shaved it off. but more because it was gray than "gay". I don't need to look like an old man just yet.

http://pics.drugstore.com/prodimg/150679/200.jpg

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by FORD
In some gay circles, they call that kind of goatee a "cock target".

Use your imagination. Or better yet, don't!


Originally posted by Guitar Shark
And you know this... how, exactly? ;)

FORD has been known to eat tofu in Thai restaurants, you know...

[FORD]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
FORD has been known to eat tofu in Thai restaurants, you know...

I had to cut down on that, when I realized I was actually singing along to "YMCA" when I saw it on some "Greatest Disco Mega Hits of the 1970's" infomercial.

The horror.....the horror....

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[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

I've always believed that The Village People have unjustly been associated with homosexual messages in their songs.

And, in protest, this weekend I'll be leading a Village People singalong down Christopher DStreet in NYC, while dancing on a float and wearing sweet FA but for a thong.

That'll learn 'em.

[FORD]

Yep.... absolutely nothing but pure heterosexuality going on here.....

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[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by FORD
Yep.... absolutely nothing but pure heterosexuality going on here.....

My point exactly. Im simply delighted we can find agreement on this matter!

[EAT MY ASSHOLE]

Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
My point exactly. Im simply delighted we can find agreement on this matter!

Fag

[Guitar Shark]

Oh will you two just get a room already.

[NightProwler]

As ashley simpson's muscial guest, no doubt.


Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
They want me to host a March episode.

[PumpedUpMidget]

Will there be a skit called "Joey's World"???

[bueno bob]

But could it get worse?

Oh yeah - it could.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c2/Villagepeople_renaissance.jpg/600px-Villagepeople_renaissance.jpg

[FORD]

Originally posted by bueno bob
But could it get worse?

Oh yeah - it could.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/c/c2/Villagepeople_renaissance.jpg/600px-Villagepeople_renaissance.jpg

Too bad YouTube doesn't have any videos from that era.

I've never heard any of it, but I guess they went synth pop around that time.

[VanHalener]

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