How are George HW Bush and Eddie V alike?

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Former President Bush Has Right Hip Replaced

Must've been all those years doing jumping up and down and doing splits kicks onstage while redefining the possibilities of the electric guitar...

Former President George H.W. Bush, 82, has undergone successful right hip replacement surgery, the Mayo Clinic in Rochester, Minnesota, said Thursday.

Skip to next paragraph Bush, a World War Two pilot who skydived to celebrate his 80th birthday in 2004, underwent the surgery early Wednesday and was resting comfortably, the hospital said in a statement on its Web site. It did not say how long he might remain in the hospital.

http://www.nytimes.com/2007/01/04/washington/04GHBush_wire.html?hp&ex=1167973200&en=d0724fc02d076602&ei=5094&partner=homepage

So this evokes two thing for me. The '96 reunion fiasco when Ed proclaimed "Before we even think about touring I need to get a hip replacement" and Dave crowed, "Hey, man, I thought that *I* was the hip replacement!!!"

And also...well, can't wait to see how FORD spins this into all part of the BCE conspiracy...

[FORD]

The New World Order Tour '04.

Bush Sr. Dusts off Axe
Replaces Bob Hope on USO Tour


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Following an extended talk-box solo that had soldiers in this desert camp gasping, George H.W. Bush tosses guitar picks to fans.

(KUWAIT) George H.W. Bush dusted off his old Fender and hit the road this week, hoping to provide a little cheer and hope for US service persons fighting in Gulf War II.

"The President said the war is over, I know," the elder Bush said of his son, "And it is. Sort of. Kinda. But people, good people, are sill dying every day over here. I've just got to do my part, as I know my good friend Bob Hope would've done had he been able. To quote my good friend Jesse Jackson, we've got to keep Hope alive."

The former President is not without musical talent. At Yale, he belonged to a heavy metal group called Skull and Bones. Sometimes shortened to "the Skulls," sometimes "the Bonesmen," Skull and Bones has been knocking 'em out at military bases and installations worldwide.

"When I was first with the Bonesmen, well, we were a little ahead of our time. Back then, you know everyone was into Tommy Dorsey and Glen Miller and here came these guys from the infamous Tomb, wielding electric guitars and gyrating, screaming ominous lyrics. I can see where Skull and Bones was not market-ready yet. But I think today's Army is conditioned and ready to accept us. We're gonna kick out the jams on this tour and rock this joint."

Bush has sought the help of Jimmy Carter, who once played drums in a swing band, as well as Gerald Ford, an accomplished bassist. Both former Presidents declined the invitation to join the Skulls Tour.

"Jimmy's old school. He can't rock," said Bush, "Nothing against him, his music has a place. But he was wise to turn me down. I wanna let it loose and just rock till I drop while Jimmy's more geared to the mellow stuff. Whatever. Different strokes, you know. Now Jerry. Man, that boy can knock it down, son! If his doctor weren't such a pansy, we might get the ol' Ford to join us on this tour."

Asked why he wouldn't consider Bill Clinton, who was known for picking up a saxaphone on late night television before and during his presidency, Bush responds, "Billy's a showman. Make no mistake, he can flat wail on the sax, but I don't think he'd fall into line too well in this group. I'm frontman for Skulls, no question. I'm like Jagger and Richards rolled into one. Bill's got to have the limelight, and that don't play too well when Big Georgie's frontin' the Skulls."

[FORD]

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I blame Lee Atwater for all of this, personally......

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I blame Chuck Berry.