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PutOutTheLights
01-05-2007, 07:55 AM
The other day in town I was stopped by this Irish girl working for some organisation for the blind. She started going on and I had time to waste so I listened for a few minutes, then she pulled out the the sheet wanting me to sign up. After the sob story about Mexican kids getting stoned to death for being blind and her implying I should give my money to charity rather than spend it on crap (how would she know) it's hard to say "No" and walk away. I'm a student I don't have £10 a month to give to any fucking charity let alone one I never heard of who have to stop people in the street to get people to give to them. So I gave her a fake name and address and said I didn't have my bank account details with me so she said she'd phone next Thursday and I could sort it out over the phone. She gave me a leaflet and I walked away thinking "Good luck with that!"

Am I a complete cunt?

Ally_Kat
01-05-2007, 02:01 PM
Not at all. On the subway, everyday, there are people doing their so story. Thing is, the majority of them are faking it.

In this day and age, you just don't know anymore. Doesn't make you a bad person. Hell, I would be a little cautious of a no-name charity stopped people on the street, too. Only charity here that does that is the Salvation Army, and they just stand and ring their bells.

Jimmy Jingles
01-05-2007, 02:29 PM
Originally posted by PutOutTheLights


Am I a complete cunt?



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Hardrock69
01-05-2007, 02:54 PM
Around here, the moment you are walking along and some guy you never saw before starts hollering at ya "Hey man....HEY..." you KNOW they are going beg for some change.

One day some scummy looking fuck came up to me and started out "Hey pardner.."

I cut him off by saying:

"I am NOT your 'pardner'!" before turning and walking away before he could get another word out.

I have no sympathy for fucking beggars.

Get a motherfucking job and work for a fucking living and leave everyone the fuck alone!!!
:mad:

PutOutTheLights
01-08-2007, 04:14 AM
Yeah, it seemed pretty official. She had the uniform and there was another man a bit further up the road, same top doing the same thing. But still, giving my bank details out to an Irish woman with a dodgy name in the street... let's not.

Sugar-Dave
01-08-2007, 04:33 AM
Remember When I told them my Name was Luke Van Halen pal

Bwahahaha

PutOutTheLights
01-08-2007, 04:52 AM
Originally posted by Sugar-Dave
Remember When I told them my Name was Luke Van Halen pal

Bwahahaha

Most certainly do. Nice to see you online, you in the college library? I know I am.;)

Sugar-Dave
01-08-2007, 04:53 AM
Nah I'm on the top floor whoopin mc's like a pound o bacon

Sugar-Dave
01-08-2007, 04:54 AM
my teacher is lookin damn fine

PutOutTheLights
01-08-2007, 04:54 AM
Originally posted by Sugar-Dave
Nah I'm on the top floor whoopin mc's like a pound o bacon

Brilliant. I am abusing my library computer privlages.

PutOutTheLights
01-08-2007, 04:55 AM
Originally posted by Sugar-Dave
my teacher is lookin damn fine

My teacher is lookin' damn old.:)

Sugar-Dave
01-08-2007, 05:06 AM
remember that time when you got charged with assisted rape on a minor! Bwahaha

PutOutTheLights
01-08-2007, 05:08 AM
Shut it; Dickface McSlapnuts.

Sugar-Dave
01-08-2007, 05:11 AM
sniffy mcballbag

scrumptious!

PutOutTheLights
01-08-2007, 05:16 AM
If that was an insult you are worthless and weak. Your total worth accounts to less than the chances that Rick Allen will win the Men's 500 Metre Freestyle Swimming Race in the next Olympics.

binnie
01-08-2007, 08:06 AM
This thread is hilarious!

PutOutTheLights
01-09-2007, 07:25 AM
Originally posted by binnie
This thread is hilarious!

Thanks for reading!:)

Big Fat Sammy
01-10-2007, 04:15 AM
This is the only thread I've ever read from beginning to end!

Wawazat
01-10-2007, 05:05 AM
Originally posted by Big Fat Sammy
This is the only thread I've ever read from beginning to end!

got a conclusion ?

PutOutTheLights
01-10-2007, 07:30 AM
And whatta thread!

Wawazat
01-10-2007, 07:36 AM
sort of

PutOutTheLights
01-10-2007, 08:15 AM
Yup.