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PutOutTheLights
01-09-2007, 08:16 AM
The dish of kings.

AndreDoles
01-09-2007, 09:15 AM
Is there some point to this worthless thread?

VanHalener
01-09-2007, 09:35 AM
Originally posted by AndreDoles
Is there some point to this worthless thread?

Pussies love lasagna

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AndreDoles
01-09-2007, 09:55 AM
No doubt! LOL

PutOutTheLights
01-09-2007, 12:26 PM
Originally posted by AndreDoles
No doubt! LOL

Just a strange way of asking if anyone here is also on EVH.com really. Then I decided that I didn't wanna start a war so I just changed the thread to random crap about lasagne... but the title didn't change.:D

PutOutTheLights
01-10-2007, 08:12 AM
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Sugar-Dave
01-10-2007, 04:23 PM
Originally posted by AndreDoles
Is there some point to this worthless thread?

Is there any point to your worthless opinion?

Go home you loser

VHrocks
01-10-2007, 04:46 PM
Andre's website is okay, it's just slower than hell. It takes like 120 seconds for each page to come up. You may as well go get a cup of coffee while you're waiting. I cannot handle waiting that long. I'd bet that he has lost over half his forum members because of that. This is 2007 man, people want shit to happen like now, not tomorrow.

PlexiBrown
01-10-2007, 04:52 PM
Yeah....it is slow as hell. Sometimes I go to post something there and by the time I get to the login screen I give up.

PutOutTheLights
01-10-2007, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by VHrocks
Andre's website is okay, it's just slower than hell. It takes like 120 seconds for each page to come up. You may as well go get a cup of coffee while you're waiting. I cannot handle waiting that long. I'd bet that he has lost over half his forum members because of that. This is 2007 man, people want shit to happen like now, not tomorrow.

Fast enough for me, some days it can be pretty slow but it has a lot of features like the map etc so that could be one reason. What's your username there?

Sugar-Dave
01-10-2007, 04:55 PM
slow o death

PutOutTheLights
01-10-2007, 05:00 PM
Maybe my computer is just amazing then. Haha

VHrocks
01-10-2007, 05:02 PM
He uses some kind of text-file based forum that he developed himself years ago. It runs slower than hell. There is plenty of great super-fast forum software available out there for as little as $39.95 without ads, but he seems to be happy with the slowness. I realize it would take some database conversion, but nothing more than a few day's worth of running conversion scripts. Oh well, I'm happy here. This forum is high-tech and the VH/DLR news is posted quicker than anywhere else I have found.

Sugar-Dave
01-10-2007, 05:03 PM
I like it here when i can get on Haha

Sugar-Dave
01-10-2007, 05:03 PM
oh dear

Sugar-Dave
01-10-2007, 05:04 PM
Just remember 'Dre in your own words

Sugar Dave came back to defy the rules!

PutOutTheLights
01-11-2007, 05:46 AM
Originally posted by Sugar-Dave
I like it here when i can get on Haha

Yeah, I was gonna ask you about that cuz your computer usually crashes on here, like a wanker!

That "defy" thing makes me laugh everytime I see it, i just find it hilarious for some reason.

PutOutTheLights
01-11-2007, 04:34 PM
ZINGER!

Sugar-Dave
01-11-2007, 04:50 PM
I bet tol Dre's got a rite length on him

PutOutTheLights
01-11-2007, 04:53 PM
Originally posted by Sugar-Dave
I bet tol Dre's got a rite length on him

You are disturbed. :eek:

AndreDoles
01-11-2007, 05:42 PM
Originally posted by VHrocks
He uses some kind of text-file based forum that he developed himself years ago. It runs slower than hell. There is plenty of great super-fast forum software available out there for as little as $39.95 without ads, but he seems to be happy with the slowness. I realize it would take some database conversion, but nothing more than a few day's worth of running conversion scripts. Oh well, I'm happy here. This forum is high-tech and the VH/DLR news is posted quicker than anywhere else I have found.

Actually, I was not the one who developed web-app, which is the old text based system we were using up until last June 06. We then switched over to Postnuke using phpbb, which is a standard mysql stored opensource forum software. And yes, it was a chore porting all of the data over. The problem now is that we have an older system running which needs to be upgraded (Sun Enterprise E-250, 2 gigs of ram, dual 400 mhz processors... was great at one time). We will be moving the data over to a new distributed system shortly, which should speed things up considerably. The thing that kills us most of the time is all of the search engine spiders. They are not very nice, but if I deny them, then google and other searches won't find the information posted. Just have to wait until we get some new hardware in place. Usually, queries from Germany take between 5-10 seconds for uncached queries. Cached ones retrieve at around 1.5 seconds. Yes, I know it's dog slow. :-(

Sugar-Dave
01-15-2007, 04:27 AM
a lilttle ain't enough baby

PutOutTheLights
01-15-2007, 04:29 AM
Originally posted by Sugar-Dave
a lilttle ain't enough baby

No it ain't, no it ain't baby!

Sugar-Dave
01-15-2007, 04:50 AM
look at all the people here tonight

hows it hanging 2day big lad?

PutOutTheLights
01-15-2007, 05:03 AM
Like a cat on fire. Oneself?

Nice to see you listening to We Are Sexual Peverts, although it is no match for my current listening.