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Ally_Kat
01-09-2007, 01:56 PM
http://xf3.xanga.com/26ed1a6a10730100442488/w70744234.gif

Such the romantic.

But what I want to know is why NEXT weekend? Is it a graduation gift from Thunder? Is it when his violation is finished? Does he only get dinner, or does he take me out for a burger beforehand? Would he have to wear his ankle bracelet? Does Brian Minto videotape the event? Is Joey a Red Wings fan?

ALinChainz
01-09-2007, 02:01 PM
Well, Joe does like to eat ...

http://www.fantasyoutlaws.com/images/gloryjoe.jpg

But usually he keeps it to mexican food and cock.

ihavediariah
01-09-2007, 02:05 PM
I have a speaking engagement at the Trump Plaza in A.C. this weekend.

Diamondjimi
01-09-2007, 02:06 PM
Don't worry , you're perfectly safe. You're over 15 and you're female.:D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/Federaljim/JoeyandMJ-BJ.jpg

ALinChainz
01-09-2007, 02:15 PM
Originally posted by ihavediariah
I have a speaking engagement at the Trump Plaza in A.C. this weekend.

If you arent Joe Thudner, Homo, why do you have a speaking engagement?

And when you say speaking engagement, do you mean speaking "into the mic" per say?

(you know what that means, don't ya faggot?)

jhale667
01-09-2007, 02:56 PM
Originally posted by diamondjimi
Don't worry , you're perfectly safe. You're over 15 and you're female.:D

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/Federaljim/JoeyandMJ-BJ.jpg


OWNED!!!! BWHAHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Fucking pedophile. :heyfu:

Ally_Kat
01-09-2007, 03:28 PM
I bet foreplay with Thunder plays out like one of the Dateline episodes.

So Joe, what would you do to make a gal feel special?

isthatTHUNDER?!
01-09-2007, 03:53 PM
seriously ally, take a moment and think and be honest for once. When is the last time a guy offered to eat you out??

FORD
01-09-2007, 04:05 PM
I'll bet that's the one kind of "taco" Jose knows nothing about.....

Ally_Kat
01-09-2007, 04:10 PM
Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
seriously ally, take a moment and think and be honest for once. When is the last time a guy offered to eat you out??

I got an old man.

Diamondjimi
01-09-2007, 04:40 PM
Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
seriously ally, take a moment and think and be honest for once. When was the last time a pedophile sent you a PM ??

Kill yourself NOW ,Joey !!!

isthatTHUNDER?!
01-09-2007, 06:47 PM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I got an old man.

that wasnt the fucking question.

LoungeMachine
01-09-2007, 06:52 PM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat


Is Joey a Red Wings fan?

Okay, Alley....

Too much information right there. :(


It of course was part of the initiation into The Hell's Angels to get your "red wings"



Joey is under lock down until this weekend, hence the wait.

Let us know if he's the burrito hound his picture implies.

:gulp:



Also, don't go doing $1,500 worth of coke with him next weekend, hun.

LoungeMachine
01-09-2007, 06:54 PM
Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
seriously ally, take a moment and think and be honest for once. When is the last time a guy offered to eat you out??


Probably about as often as you are invited to eat out a guy.

Daily. :D

LoungeMachine
01-09-2007, 06:56 PM
Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
that wasnt the fucking question.


Here's a question....

Why can't you prove you wrote TYWH ?

Why can't you prove you're the CEO of NHS?

Why are you bleeding from the ass, and have diahrea at the same time?

2 out of 3 will do.

isthatTHUNDER?!
01-09-2007, 06:59 PM
why do you look like such a dork?

why are you so small in stature?

why have you already spent 16 hours on my site?

LoungeMachine
01-09-2007, 07:02 PM
Those weren't the questions, kiddie-diddler.

Take another swing, cumdumpster.

isthatTHUNDER?!
01-09-2007, 07:03 PM
you are spending too much time on my site. Starting to really creep me out.

LoungeMachine
01-09-2007, 07:06 PM
Stop fixating on ME, joey....

Answer the questions....


I have left you the information you asked for in the Mod Room.

You CAN get into the Mod Room, as this is your site, right?

LMMFAO

fag.


:gulp:

isthatTHUNDER?!
01-09-2007, 07:08 PM
I am an a-list celebrity and refuse to involve myself in these childish games. I just think you are spending way too much time here. You should put a limit on yourself daily.

Unchainme
01-09-2007, 07:09 PM
lol..we should use this thread to post the creepy pm's Joe Turdner has sent us all!

On a side note..how's it goin' Lounge?

Unchainme
01-09-2007, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
I am an a-list celebrity and refuse to involve myself in these childish games. I just think you are spending way too much time here. You should put a limit on yourself daily.

A-list, Eh?

Wouldn't at least a C list celebrity have an IMDB.com entry?

Like a certain someone here does?

http://imdb.com/name/nm0935022/

LoungeMachine
01-09-2007, 07:11 PM
Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
I am an a-list celebrity and refuse to involve myself in these childish games. I just think you are spending way too much time here. You should put a limit on yourself daily.


A-List?


:lol:

Just stay away from the little boys from now on, and I won't kick the living shit out of you like last year in Seattle.

Good move dropping the Battery charges against me, joey.

I would have had to pound your head into the cement again.

LoungeMachine
01-09-2007, 07:12 PM
This isn't about joey's love for me....


It's about Alley's fucking cunt!

jhale667
01-09-2007, 07:36 PM
Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
I am an a-list pedophile and refuse to involve myself with boys over the age of eight. I should just kill myself.


Finally, you're making sense, shit-fist.

Now go end your life. Do humanity a favor. Now.

Ally_Kat
01-09-2007, 09:33 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Okay, Alley....

Too much information right there. :(



I have no clue what you are talking about. I was simply wondering if Joseph Thunder favored Detroit hockey. :angel:

LoungeMachine
01-09-2007, 09:37 PM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
I have no clue what you are talking about. I was simply wondering if Joseph Thunder favored Detroit hockey. :angel:


:D ;)

isthatTHUNDER?!
01-09-2007, 09:38 PM
I didn't understand that either ally, he's fucking goofy. Anyway, it's up to you. I eat a lot of pussy. You'd probably really enjoy it. Plus, you'd get to meet me!

isthatTHUNDER?!
01-09-2007, 09:39 PM
Notice how he responds in about 20 seconds. Fucker sits on his ass all day and all night staring at this screen.

Ally_Kat
01-09-2007, 09:41 PM
Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
that wasnt the fucking question.

I think that answers the question effectively without airing too much about my personal life. I mean, who do I look like, Katydid?




And FYI, guys, Cranberry with Lime is not as tasty a juice combo as you think it would be.

Ally_Kat
01-09-2007, 09:42 PM
Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
I didn't understand that either ally, he's fucking goofy. Anyway, it's up to you. I eat a lot of pussy. You'd probably really enjoy it. Plus, you'd get to meet me!

What about our PR campaign. You never answered that proposal.

Ally_Kat
01-09-2007, 09:48 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
:D ;)

altho, I did not know about that whole Hell's Angels thing

http://www.byrgius.com/myspace_sucks/content/the_more_you_know_224x.jpg

isthatTHUNDER?!
01-09-2007, 09:51 PM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
What about our PR campaign. You never answered that proposal.

I have people that handle that. Thanks anyway babe.

LoungeMachine
01-09-2007, 09:56 PM
I have a question ...

You've claimed your name is Joseph Lee Thunder, LP

as well as Michael Joseph Thunder


Yet I can't find a single link on the entire web mentioning you exist.

A boxing promoter with a 3K a day coke habit, bleeding from the ass, chronic diarrea, and sings in an AC/DC cover band isn't mentioned ANYWHERE ON THE FUCKING NET?????????????

Post a link and I'll give you $100,000.00 and leave your site forever joey.

Or you can just prove you've recorded with Van Halen !!

:lol:

jhale667
01-09-2007, 09:58 PM
Btw, Lounge...what does the "LP" stand for? "Legendary Pedophile"? :D

Ally_Kat
01-09-2007, 10:14 PM
Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
I have people that handle that. Thanks anyway babe.

No offense to your "people", but I've never heard of you until you came to this site. I have a global reach. We're talking millions of people in the subway, many of whom trust me for directions.

I'm tellin' ya, we could be in business.

The Joe Thunder Sapphire Ring

http://x3e.xanga.com/857832e027718100490431/w70778511.bmp

I wave it in front of people, drop your name, mention the promotion of the moment, give them a brochure, give them their directions, and they go off desiring to Google Joe Thunder when they get to their destination.

It's a win-win situation!

LoungeMachine
01-09-2007, 10:24 PM
Originally posted by Ally_Kat
http://xf3.xanga.com/26ed1a6a10730100442488/w70744234.gif




Notice how joey uses the " u " instead of " you " in the message.

Just like the kids these days on the yahoo. :D

Interesting for a Doctor.


Perhaps ALinCHainz has been right all along.

joey IS the taco grande with the homeboys in those pics. :eek:


A- List material right there....

ALinChainz
01-09-2007, 11:17 PM
Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
I am an a-list celebrity and refuse to involve myself in these childish games. I just think you are spending way too much time here. You should put a limit on yourself daily.

What A-list is that you weeble waborita?

http://www.fantasyoutlaws.com/images/gloryjoe.jpg

ALinChainz
01-09-2007, 11:20 PM
Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Perhaps ALinCHainz has been right all along.

The one thing Joey hates to deal with everyday of his sorry life.

:D

ALinChainz
01-09-2007, 11:22 PM
The "A" list Joe is on is the one he's at the top of in jail.

The "ASS" List.

He plays "wide receiver".

Hardrock69
01-10-2007, 02:47 AM
Come on Joey BITCH!!
I will crush your fucking skull you baby-raping fuckhead!

:mad:

FORD
01-10-2007, 03:16 AM
Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
I didn't understand that either ally, he's fucking goofy, while I molest donald duck's nephews. Anyway, it's up to you. I eat a lot of pussy. There's a vietnamese diner down the block that I go to when taco bell isn't open.

Dan
01-10-2007, 01:37 PM
Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
I have Young Boys that handle that.Thanks anyway babe,Only Cock will do for me.You straight Men can have your Hair Pie and I will have my Cock Pie with plenty of Meat init.