First Annual ROTHARMY Celebrity Roast

[LoungeMachine]

Monday, January 15th, 9pm Eastern

We will be roasting our Guest of Honor


POJO RISIN


Don't bother shooting your wad with pithy one-liners here and now in this thread, simply RSVP here that you will be on the dais Monday night.....

Special guests to be announced.

:gulp:

[Pasadena Bunnie]

I'm there. Let's make POJO blush.... ;)

[Anonymous]

I'm in. That fucker deserves a kick in the balls. He better be wearing a cup! He... who're we talkin' 'bout again?

I don't care. I'm in. That fucker deserves a kick in the balls. He better be wearing a cup! He... who're we talkin' 'bout again?

I don't care. I'm in. That fucker deserves a kick in the balls. He better be wearing a cup! He... who're we talkin' 'bout again?

I don't care. I'm in. That fucker deserves a kick in the balls. He better be wearing a cup! He... who're we talkin' 'bout again?

I don't care. I'm in. That fucker deserves a kick in the balls. He better be wearing a cup! He... who're we talkin' 'bout again?

I don't care. I'm in. That fucker deserves a kick in the balls. He better be wearing a cup! He... who're we talkin' 'bout again?

I feel woozy... I'm gonna go to bed now...

Cheers! :bottle:

[ALinChainz]

I'm sure I have a VIP ticket already waiting for this monumental event.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
I'm sure I have a VIP ticket already waiting for this monumental event.


When AL's got the mic, you just know it'll get bloody :D

Still waiting for some more heavy weights to RSVP

[Terry]

Dunno about being a heavyweight, but I'll be there.

[Ozzy Fudd]

Great Thread in the making.
:D

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by Terry
Dunno about being a heavyweight, but I'll be there.


Old school heavyweight :cool:

[ALinChainz]

Did someone say heavyweight?

http://www.fantasyoutlaws.com/images/gloryjoe.jpg

I'm sure Joe would be willing to clean toilets for a burrito.

[LoungeMachine]

The pojo / thunder cuntparisons will be flying fast and furious


LMAO

[isthatTHUNDER?!]

Originally posted by ALinChainz
I'm sure I have a VIP ticket already waiting for this monumental event.

immediate candidate for gayest post of the year. Boy u gay. Gay ass thread too by mr. 24/7.

[Coyote]

Originally isthatTHUNDER?!'s bullshit.

Weren't you supposed to be gone/in jail for good?

[ALinChainz]

Originally posted by isthatTHUNDER?!
immediate candidate for gayest post of the year. Boy u gay. Gay ass thread too by mr. 24/7.

The jealousy is making you look real pathetic ... about like starting numerous threads about you leaving the site and yet here you are ... clinging on much like shit you have eaten here.

I'm really not comfortable being an object of obsession of a homosexual pedophile such as yourself Joe.

Be a man, get a job, and maybe an education. Stay with that intense therapy and get off the bottle. Katy is waiting to help you.

[LoungeMachine]

Got a pm from joey demanding that HE be the focus of the celebrity roast...

He says he started his good bye thread in hopes people would beg him to not leave, and now he's pissed no one cared.

:gulp:

[Diamondjimi]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Got a pm from joey demanding that HE be the focus of the celebrity roast...

He says he started his good bye thread in hopes people would beg him to not leave, and now he's pissed no one cared.

:gulp:

Thought you banned his IP !:confused:

See..
http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=43050

[bantonelli]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Got a pm from joey demanding that HE be the focus of the celebrity roast...

He says he started his good bye thread in hopes people would beg him to not leave, and now he's pissed no one cared.

:gulp:

If JoeThunder-LARDtard has asked that he be the focus of the celebrity roast...I'm all for that.

Just put him on the SPIT and let's grab the charcoal and let him Rotisserie his way to fame.

Feed him to SPAM, EMERIL and let him be table scraps for the dogs.

[Anonymous]

When is this?

Cheers! :bottle:

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Monday, January 15th, 9pm Eastern

We will be roasting our Guest of Honor








Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
When is this?

Cheers! :bottle:

[Anonymous]

Right, I meant in how many hours? As in how much more to go.

I'm a bit out of the way of the E.S.T., Kip. ;)

Cheers! :bottle:

[LoungeMachine]

Duh, Portugal.

My bad.


90 minutes from now

[Coyote]

Can't wait to see this... :cool:

[Anonymous]

Beh, I'll have to take a few late jabs tomorrow, then. Pick up the leftovers, vulture like and shit.

I hope it keeps going all day... :D

Cheers! :bottle:

[Terry]

Is it starting soon?

[LoungeMachine]

Fuuuck, my bad...

Had unexpected guests show up with unexpected, er, partyfavors.

We'll reschedule this.

:gulp:

[MAX]

*edit* Oops, missed Kippy's last post. :o

[bantonelli]

What do you mean we'll reschedule? I bought a new dress for the red carpet paparrazzi. :(

I already saw POJO get out of his limo, decked out in a pair of DLR-lookalike ass chaps! ;)

[Anonymous]

When are we pulling this off, then? I want to see Bantonelli in her new dress. I bet it's smokin' hot!

Oh, and insult Pojo as well.

Cheers! :bottle:

[knuckleboner]

you're damn right you needed to reschedule. if you haven't lined up hitch as the master of ceremonies, then there's really no need for a roast...

[Eyes of the Night]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Fuuuck, my bad...

Had unexpected guests show up with unexpected, er, partyfavors.

We'll reschedule this.

:gulp:

Buwahahaha!!! ... dude I was rolling off my chair:cool: ...

[diamondsgirl]

Originally posted by bantonelli

I already saw POJO get out of his limo, decked out in a pair of DLR-lookalike ass chaps! ;)

damn! I missed it! :)

[MAX]

Originally posted by Eyes
Buwahahaha!!! ... dude I was rolling off my chair:cool: ...


... after rolling a spleef... :p :cool:

Right Eyes? lol

[Coyote]

So when's this shindig gonna be held?

[Dan]

The Ball is in Lounge's Court.:)

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by Dan
The Ball is in Lounge's Court.:)

My bet is Lounge has heard that very phrase before...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
My bet is Lounge has heard that very phrase before...


Okay, it's on now, bitch :D

DATE AND TIME TO BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY.

:D

[Dan]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Okay, it's on now, bitch :D

DATE AND TIME TO BE ANNOUNCED SHORTLY.

:D

Finally We might get a Celebrity Roast started this Time.:)

[POJO_Risin]

Ladies and Gentlemen...

On Sunday at 8:00...

The Roth Army will be hosting the...

1/2 Roth Army Celebrity roast...

featuring Loungemachine!

That's right folks!

We couldn't give him a whole number...but as most the ladies say...and men for that matter...

he's half a man...

;)

CHEERS!!!!

Yo Lunger...

you waited too damn long with this...

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by POJO_Risin
Ladies and Gentlemen...

On Sunday at 8:00...

The Roth Army will be hosting the...

1/2 Roth Army Celebrity roast...

featuring Loungemachine!

That's right folks!

We couldn't give him a whole number...but as most the ladies say...and men for that matter...

he's half a man...

;)

CHEERS!!!!

Yo Lunger...

you waited too damn long with this...



We'll see, Flow-Jo.

The people have spoken, and you're the one they want bRoasted.

Just pray I'm too stupid and/or drunk to figure out how to upload Polaroids.

You may want to cuntsider banning me BEFORE we let loose the Dogs of War on you. :D

[ThrillsNSpills]

Somebody waited until Lounge was drunk and passed out and they...

Cut off His Sig.


ooh man.

is he going to be pissed when he wakes up.

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
The people have spoken

I keep trying to tell you dude...

they have drugs to help with that...

[POJO_Risin]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Just pray I'm too stupid...

You realize that whenever posters read this comment...their first thought is, "That wouldn't take a whole lot of praying."

...and they'd be right...

[Rikk]

God, I hate POJO.

My witty and tough-minded insults are going to be a detriment to his goodwill.

[Eyes of the Night]

Originally posted by MAX
... after rolling a spleef... :p :cool:

Right Eyes? lol

Riiight ...

Although I've only heard that term used in Cali when I went there to detox ...

Stoned is the way of the walk

[Coyote]

Originally posted by Rikk
God, I hate POJO.

My witty and tough-minded insults are going to be a detriment to his goodwill.

That, and I can't stop laughing at 'em.

[Rikk]

Originally posted by Coyote
That, and I can't stop laughing at 'em.

This is going to be a time of great downfall.

http://www.austincivilwar.org/warstories/berlin.jpg

[Rikk]

You're dead, FLOW-JO.

[Anonymous]

This is a rather unexpected turn of events.

Who to Roast? The cunt that looks like Morrison or Kip Winger?

At first read you may think I have not called the latter a demeaning name.

Well, he IS Kip Winger, so I think that's more than enough.

Beh, they probably go to bed together, so...

Cheers! :bottle: