Jokes to play on bandmates

[Nitro Express]

One joke I like to play is to loosen the screws on the back of the guitar cabs so they start making farting noises during a gig or dime the effects so when they are punched in it's loud as shit.

I was thinking about Gorilla gluing some effects peddles to the floor but decided the pay back on that one would be a bitch! LOL!

[sammysucks65]

loosining your drummers symbols off their stands. What a surprise

[DLRdelight!]

unscrewing the drummers seat????

[Coyote]

Hiding the tuner, the cords between the FX pedals and the picks?

[Gringo]

Take off the strings on the bass/guitar, and put them back on lefthanded...

[Panamark]

You guys must all be awesome live !! :D

[LoungeMachine]

Next time you do an out of town gig, and need to stay in a hotel.....

Go into your bandmate's room while he's not there [get a key], and unload into the tank of his toilet.

He'll drive himself crazy trying to figure out why the water keeps getting dirtier with each flush.

It's called a Top Shelf.






The other oldie but a goodie of course is to get out the yellow pages and start sending "escorts" to his room.

Get creative.. "Hi, um....do you have anything in an amputee available tonight?"

[hideyoursheep]

Tell the hot ass the singer is really gay.

[LoungeMachine]

Originally posted by hideyoursheep
Tell the hot ass the singer is really gay.

Ever consider the possiblity your bandmates weren't joking when they told the hot ass that?

Sometimes you're the last to know. ;)

[lesfunk]

Originally posted by LoungeMachine
Next time you do an out of town gig, and need to stay in a hotel.....

Go into your bandmate's room while he's not there [get a key], and unload into the tank of his toilet.

He'll drive himself crazy trying to figure out why the water keeps getting dirtier with each flush.

It's called a Top Shelf.






I always thought that was called"dropping one in the upper deck!"

[Nitro Express]

Put Ben Gay in the fag's Anal Lube jar.