It's DEATH CLOCK time again...

[ELVIS]

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[Nitro Express]

As long as it's painless and I get a lot of virgins, I'll gladly kick off now.

[Coyote]

Over 2.38 million seconds to go... :D

[diamondsgirl]

wow...I'll be pushin' 90!! :D

[DavidLeeNatra]

I reach 88 years...no way...

[bastardog]

I will live for 59 more (92 in total)......well, then I can do my work later on other day...

[Terry]

Apparently I'm gonna die on Friday, October 29th, 2010.

Well, whatever. it's been a good ride.

If those dumb fuckers at 5150 are gonna make a move with Dave, um, well...no time like the present!!

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Terry
Apparently I'm gonna die on Friday, October 29th, 2010.

Well, whatever. it's been a good ride.

If those dumb fuckers at 5150 are gonna make a move with Dave, um, well...no time like the present!!

Fucking hell Terry are you a 400lb dwarf?

I smoke and I get to 2055 for fuck sake...:)

[Seshmeister]

Shit I forgot to enter the smoking. Down to 2036 dammit...

[Nitro Express]

I put myself in as a 500 pound midget. I should be dead already. If this is heaven, it shure sucks.

[Seshmeister]

I dunno what algorithms that site is based on but from my knowledge of bioscience it seems to be about 40% lifestyle, 40% genetics and 20% luck.

Our, and I mean people in their 30s and 40s may just catch the huge breakthroughs coming in science but if not our kids will which could make most folk live to 100 or 130.

This may be delayed a bit though by the US being run by superstitious people. Hopefully Europe willl take up the slack....jawed.

As you lie dying unneccesarily remember to say 'I'm glad Bush is against stem cell research because he is a very very wise man'.

Cheesr!

:gulp:

[VanHalener]

I am going to die Wednesday, June 29, 2039. I have to make sure I get laid that morning!:spank:

[VanHalener]

...Laid To Rest, that is. I want to start my hauntings the same day.

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If I die tonight I'm going haunting, Linda Blaire style on ED, Alex and whomever else may have aided in making a Van Halen reunion an impossibility before my death...

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[bueno bob]

Thursday, July 26, 2023, putting me at a whopping 49.

Guess I'll start smoking again...might as fuckin' well... :)

No doubt I'll croak posting here in regards to the possible CVH reunion FINALLY HAPPENING - or so rumor has it...

[bastardog]

Originally posted by bueno bob
Thursday, July 26, 2023, putting me at a whopping 49.

Guess I'll start smoking again...might as fuckin' well... :)

No doubt I'll croak posting here in regards to the possible CVH reunion FINALLY HAPPENING - or so rumor has it...

It seem that Luke will get to you sooner than in the movies...

[binnie]

I get to live for a long, long time.....

Not very Rock N Roll is it?

[NightProwler]

It said I'll die on a Thursday.

That much I CAN believe.

[NightProwler]

Originally posted by vanhalener
I am going to die Wednesday, June 29, 2039. I have to make sure I get laid that morning!:spank:


Yeah...if you go and you're still a virgin they might make you one of usama's playthings!

[NightProwler]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
As long as it's painless and I get a lot of virgins, I'll gladly kick off now.

you WANT "virgins"? Silly boy.

LOL

I prefer women that know how to fuck.

[Terry]

Originally posted by Seshmeister
Fucking hell Terry are you a 400lb dwarf?

I smoke and I get to 2055 for fuck sake...:)

Nah. 190lb, 5' 7'', 36 years old, negative attitude, smoker...that's the expiration date the site gave me.

[Terry]

Just did it again...now I get to live until October 9th, 2020.


Which is fine, because I really didn't wanna get very far past 50 anyway.

[Seshmeister]

Woo Hoo!

[blonddgirl777]

I'll die at 91?

Shit, I hope everyone around me isn't all dead by then!

[VanHalener]

Originally posted by blonddgirl777
I'll die at 91?

Shit, I hope everyone around me isn't all dead by then!

Right on blonddgirl, 91!

What is your secret?;)

[blonddgirl777]

Originally posted by vanhalener
Right on blonddgirl, 91!

What is your secret?;)

I cheated on the test! :p

[VanHalener]

Who said cheaters never prosper?

I retook the test and cheated too. I picked up another 9 years.

More time to wait for a VH reunion...

[bueno bob]

Originally posted by bastardog
It seem that Luke will get to you sooner than in the movies...

Kids! :mad:

[BottomLine65]

June 10, 2043 78 years old
Wish the test would tell which direction we'll be heading in...

[Seshmeister]

I hate to break the news but I'm afraid we're not going anywhere...

[kathleenvh]

Originally posted by NightProwler
you WANT "virgins"? Silly boy.

LOL

I prefer women that know how to fuck.

umm <i>HI<i> lol

i got 63...bummer i wanted to die this year.

[Seshmeister]

Originally posted by Nitro Express
As long as it's painless and I get a lot of virgins, I'll gladly kick off now.

http://www.rotharmy.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=43384

[Matt White]

Your Personal Day of Death is...
Friday, January 29, 2055
Seconds left to live...


HA!!! 87 years old:cool:

[julia]

Monday, October 31, 2044
yay i die on halloween damn right before my 54th b-day, maybe i should stop smoking but then i would lose my awesome singing voice

[Dan]

Tuesday May 19th 2048.

Makes me 74 years old when I go.:(

[Anonymous]

What the fuck?????????????

Sunday, June 10, 2018

Look at this shit:

Day of Birth: 29
Month of Birth: August
Year of Birth: 1981
Sex: Male
Mode: Sadistic
BMI*: 28
Smoking Status: Non-Smoker

And I'm only living 11 more years? What the fuck? I need to PARTY, bitch!

Army ladies... you better come on down to Portugal and get a piece of me before it's curtains. Quick, time's running out!

Cheers! :bottle:

[binnie]

It all depends on you outlook, eh??

Not medical history or the like....

Good fun though...

[jgdrag]

Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
What the fuck?????????????

Sunday, June 10, 2018

Look at this shit:

Day of Birth: 29
Month of Birth: August
Year of Birth: 1981
Sex: Male
Mode: Sadistic
BMI*: 28
Smoking Status: Non-Smoker

And I'm only living 11 more years? What the fuck? I need to PARTY, bitch!

Army ladies... you better come on down to Portugal and get a piece of me before it's curtains. Quick, time's running out!

Cheers! :bottle:

Sucks to be you!

I was allowed a retake and picked up 7 more years

Thursday, February 24, 2050
Seconds left to live...

1,359,467,170

Give me a bottle of anything and a cigarette